stupid stuff

poconut

2008-02-22 08:13:02

I came across this in my documents. A long while ago I connected to a lockdown server, unaware that the two people in were making a video. I missed the first part of the dialogue, but basically they asked me to be in the video and I agreed. The rest I feel explains itself. (FYI, I was cherryberry.)



Dark Warrior : hmm
Dark Warrior : blood
Dark Warrior : someone escaped?
Dark Warrior : hello any one here!
Dark Warrior : wait a seccond shell
Dark Warrior : this is a antlion hole
Dark Warrior : antlions attacked here
[FX2] ShellShocked9 : yah
Dark Warrior : HEllo anyone here!
Dark Warrior : ANy one here
Dark Warrior : cherry scream for hel
Dark Warrior : hey!
cherryberry : HALP!
[FX2] ShellShocked9 : haha
Dark Warrior : where are you survivor???
cherryberry : I"M IN THE FAN VENT!"
Dark Warrior : try to make you way inside the mini vennt
Dark Warrior : the exit
Dark Warrior : come out
cherryberry : I'm too fat!
[FX2] ShellShocked9 : haha
Dark Warrior : oh be quiet
[FX2] ShellShocked9 : check out me
Dark Warrior : you ok
cherryberry : thank you so much
Dark Warrior : Whoa a combine soldeir!
cherryberry : are there any....favors you want me to do...you know, in exchange for you saving me
Dark Warrior : what happened here besides antlions
[FX2] ShellShocked9 : undress
cherryberry : .....
Dark Warrior : shut up
cherryberry : ok
[FX2] ShellShocked9 : haha
Dark Warrior : this is not a comedy
[FX2] ShellShocked9 : oh
[FX2] ShellShocked9 : fine
Dark Warrior : what happened here sir?
cherryberry : well
Dark Warrior : shell stop looking down
cherryberry : i was minding my own buzines
[FX2] ShellShocked9 : im not
Dark Warrior : umm
cherryberry : and then
cherryberry : this guy came
Dark Warrior : uh huh
cherryberry : and told me to do what he said
cherryberry : then i got knocked out
Dark Warrior : hmm
cherryberry : and i woke up in the vent
Dark Warrior : sounds like someone rude
cherryberry : and my ass hurt
[FX2] ShellShocked9 : whatd he look like?
[FX2] ShellShocked9 : ha
cherryberry : he was orange
[FX2] ShellShocked9 : hmm
Dark Warrior : ............
Dark Warrior : !
[FX2] ShellShocked9 : did he have glasses?
Dark Warrior : Gordon...?
Dark Warrior : i have one question
cherryberry : ok
Dark Warrior : if it was gordon
Dark Warrior : HOW DID HE GET PASS ALL THE HELL THAT WAS GOING ON (plus security)
[FX2] ShellShocked9 : hes good
cherryberry : he must be very sneaky
Dark Warrior : hmm
Dark Warrior : ok
cherryberry : let's find him
Dark Warrior : lets go search
cherryberry : and rape him like he did to me
[FX2] ShellShocked9 : ha
[FX2] ShellShocked9 : are u gay?
Dark Warrior : shh guys
cherryberry : lol
Dark Warrior : come on guys lets search
[FX2] ShellShocked9 : i think it should be a comedy
cherryberry : ok
Dark Warrior : shell
Dark Warrior : you search up top
[FX2] ShellShocked9 : fine
cherryberry : i'll search you on the bottom
Dark Warrior : me and cherry will search here
[FX2] ShellShocked9 : ahhhhh!!!!!!
Dark Warrior : ?
cherryberry : he's not in here!!!!!111
Dark Warrior : cell block open
Dark Warrior : hmm
[FX2] ShellShocked9 : hes not up top
Dark Warrior : pretend he throws a frag in here
cherryberry : there's blud around this chair
Dark Warrior : LOOK OUT
Dark Warrior : WHOA
[FX2] ShellShocked9 : OMG!!
cherryberry : oh noes!
Dark Warrior : what was that
Dark Warrior : trap?
cherryberry : maibe!
Dark Warrior : FRAG
cherryberry : ahh!
cherryberry : RUnnnnS!
[FX2] ShellShocked9 : im hit
Dark Warrior : ohh
cherryberry : oh no
[FX2] ShellShocked9 : ah god!
Dark Warrior : you guys ok?
[FX2] ShellShocked9 : no
cherryberry : my ass still hurtz :(
[FX2] ShellShocked9 : im 51 health
Dark Warrior : LOOK OUT
Dark Warrior : whoa
[FX2] ShellShocked9 : ah
Dark Warrior : whats happening here
Dark Warrior : ok
Dark Warrior : cherry
Dark Warrior : sir
Dark Warrior : follow
cherryberry : ok
Dark Warrior : lets go
Dark Warrior : shoots a graple
Dark Warrior : *
cherryberry : omg
Dark Warrior : cherry you get out of here
Dark Warrior : climb the grapple
Dark Warrior : now
Dark Warrior : be a rebel
cherryberry : ok i'm gone
[FX2] ShellShocked9 : me?
Dark Warrior : no
couldn't exec userconfig.cfg
Host_WriteConfiguration: Wrote cfg/config.cfg
Your player model is: models/humans/group03/male_08.mdl
Dark Warrior : cerry
Dark Warrior : ok
[FX2] ShellShocked9 : OMG A REBEL!
Dark Warrior : cherry follo
Dark Warrior : dont shoot him
Dark Warrior : cherry follow me
[FX2] ShellShocked9 : go
Dark Warrior : find a cell block like this
Dark Warrior : and stay in it
Dark Warrior : ok?
cherryberry : mk
Dark Warrior : shell
[FX2] ShellShocked9 : what
Dark Warrior : lets go look for more survivors
[FX2] ShellShocked9 : aye aye captain
Dark Warrior : if a rebel shoots a gun engage
Dark Warrior : lets go
[FX2] ShellShocked9 : right
Dark Warrior : shh
[FX2] ShellShocked9 : found one
Dark Warrior : fREEZE
cherryberry killed [FX2] ShellShocked9 with pistol.
Dark Warrior : COVER NOW
Dark Warrior killed cherryberry with shotgun.
cherryberry : omfg I'm DEAD!
Dark Warrior : are you hurt !
[FX2] ShellShocked9 : haha
Dark Warrior : shell are you ok?
[FX2] ShellShocked9 : YES IM DEAD
Dark Warrior : no rp video shell act
[FX2] ShellShocked9 : oh god my spleen
cherryberry : hshahahahhaha
[FX2] ShellShocked9 : haha
Dark Warrior : *takes out a health pack and heals*
Dark Warrior : get up
[FX2] ShellShocked9 : taadaa
Dark Warrior : lol!
*a7a* connected
Dark Warrior : NO KILLING
Dark Warrior : NO KILLING
punkydammit connected
Dark Warrior : no killing
Dark Warrior : we are making a video
Dark Warrior : ok you
Dark Warrior : you
Dark Warrior : be a rebel
Dark Warrior : you!
Dark Warrior : be a rebel
Dark Warrior : dont shoot him
Dark Warrior : dude\
Dark Warrior : be a rebel
cherryberry : dude
Dark Warrior : guy that joined be a damn rebel
[FX2] ShellShocked9 : hes not listening
cherryberry : omg kick is ass!!!
Dark Warrior : change you;re player model
Dark Warrior killed *a7a* with 357.
Dark Warrior : fuck you
Dark Warrior : you dont listen
cherryberry : :O
Dark Warrior : just kill him on sight
[FX2] ShellShocked9 : hehe yees


Dark Warrior killed *a7a* with 357.
Dark Warrior : pwned
Dark Warrior : shotgun+mangum
Dark Warrior : cherry
Dark Warrior : help kill
[FX2] ShellShocked9 killed cherryberry with physics.
Dark Warrior : SHELL
cherryberry : OMFG
Dark Warrior : WTF MAN
[FX2] ShellShocked9 : srry
cherryberry : I"M DEAD"
Dark Warrior : CHERRY DONT
cherryberry : I"M GONNA KILL YOU "
Dark Warrior : cherr plz
Dark Warrior : me?
[FX2] ShellShocked9 : fine
cherryberry : bloodz for bloodz
Failed to load sound "friends\friend_ingame.wav", file probably missing from disk/repository
Dark Warrior : DONT SHOOT HIM
[FX2] ShellShocked9 killed *a7a* with smg1.
cherryberry killed [FX2] ShellShocked9 with smg1_grenade.
Dark Warrior : CHerry
Dark Warrior : help kill that other guy ok
cherryberry : pwned, smgnade+smgnade+smgnade
cherryberry : ok
[FX2] ShellShocked9 killed cherryberry with smg1.
cherryberry : i'l halp
Dark Warrior : GUYS
Dark Warrior : CHERRY AND SHELL
Dark Warrior : NO MORE FIGHTEN EACH TOHER
[FX2] ShellShocked9 : yeah i g2g now
Dark Warrior : ok bye
Dark Warrior killed *a7a* with 357.
cherryberry killed [FX2] ShellShocked9 with physics.
Dark Warrior : ok leave
Dark Warrior : cherry
cherryberry : yes sirr
Dark Warrior : lets get to killin the new guy
*a7a* suicided.
cherryberry : ok
Dark Warrior : no screwing around
Dark Warrior : lets go
cherryberry : EXCECUTE!!!
cherryberry killed Dark Warrior with grenade_frag.
cherryberry killed *a7a* with shotgun.
Dark Warrior : HEY
cherryberry : I"M SO SORRY"
cherryberry killed *a7a* with shotgun.
cherryberry killed Dark Warrior with 357.
Dark Warrior : OMFG
cherryberry : oh man
Dark Warrior : STOP
cherryberry killed *a7a* with 357.
cherryberry : i thot u was him
Dark Warrior : look at the name first!
*a7a* suicided.
cherryberry : oh ok
cherryberry killed *a7a* with physics.
Dark Warrior : nice
*a7a* suicided.
cherryberry : pwnzorized
Dark Warrior killed *a7a* with 357.
Dark Warrior : HEADSHOT
cherryberry : BOOM HEADSHOT
Dark Warrior : lol when he died he wacked on th e wall
cherryberry killed *a7a* with shotgun.
cherryberry : oh man
Dark Warrior : ya
cherryberry : i don't feal so good
cherryberry : i think
cherryberry : i'm becoming
Dark Warrior : follow me!
cherryberry : a zombie
Dark Warrior : THERE HE IS
cherryberry : sorry
Dark Warrior killed *a7a* with 357.
Dark Warrior : follow me cherry
cherryberry : your brainz look tastey
cherryberry killed *a7a* with shotgun.
Dark Warrior : cherry
Dark Warrior : take the 356
cherryberry : ok
Dark Warrior : oh you have one
Dark Warrior : dont waste that
Dark Warrior : HES IN THE SUPER CHARGE ROOM
cherryberry : of coursse
cherryberry : KILL!!!
cherryberry killed *a7a* with 357.
Dark Warrior : umm ow
Dark Warrior : guard it
Dark Warrior : guard here
Dark Warrior : hidwe
cherryberry : YES SIIRRZ
cherryberry killed *a7a* with physics.
Dark Warrior : hide in here
Dark Warrior : ill return
Failed to load sound "friends\friend_ingame.wav", file probably missing from disk/repository


Dark Warrior : JSUT RUSH IN THAT ROOM if you hear him
cherryberry : i'm waiting for you baby
cherryberry : ok
cherryberry killed *a7a* with crossbow_bolt.
Dark Warrior : get to hiding quick!
Dark Warrior : where did you go
cherryberry : your brainz
cherryberry : i must havez them
*a7a* suicided.
Dark Warrior : STOP
cherryberry killed Dark Warrior with grenade_frag.
Dark Warrior : OMFG YOU ASSHOLE
cherryberry : BRAINZ!
cherryberry killed *a7a* with physics.
cherryberry : brainz........
cherryberry killed Dark Warrior with physics.
Dark Warrior : i hate you
cherryberry : ahah
cherryberry killed *a7a* with crossbow_bolt.
Dark Warrior killed cherryberry with smg1.
Dark Warrior : thats what you get
Dark Warrior : no more zombie shit
cherryberry : YOU KILLED THE ZOMBIE
*a7a* killed Dark Warrior with shotgun.
Dark Warrior : dont thin kyou are so good
Dark Warrior : i had 1 health
cherryberry : oh noe ti"s the devil!!"
Lucifer connected
Dark Warrior killed *a7a* with pistol.
Lucifer killed Dark Warrior with smg1.
cherryberry killed *a7a* with smg1.
Dark Warrior killed Lucifer with shotgun.
cherryberry killed Dark Warrior with smg1.
cherryberry killed *a7a* with smg1.
Dark Warrior : OMFG STEALER
cherryberry killed *a7a* with shotgun.
cherryberry : but....i killed you bofe
*a7a* suicided.
Dark Warrior : dotn kill me
Dark Warrior : cherry
Dark Warrior : STOP
Dark Warrior : CHERRY
cherryberry : why?
Dark Warrior : dont kill me
Dark Warrior : kil lhim
Dark Warrior : follow me
cherryberry : but why?
Dark Warrior : we have a truce
cherryberry : he's got a frickin sweet name
cherryberry : and you'rs is nubbish
Dark Warrior : stop
Dark Warrior : or the video is not posted
*a7a* killed Dark Warrior with physics.
Dark Warrior : FUCK YOU
cherryberry : oh no :o
Dark Warrior : Urge to kill rising.....
Dark Warrior : urge
cherryberry killed *a7a* with shotgun.
Dark Warrior : *SNAP*
Dark Warrior : *RAGE MOTHER ******* RAGE*
cherryberry : KAMIKAZZEEEEE
cherryberry killed *a7a* with shotgun.
Dark Warrior killed *a7a* with 357.
Dark Warrior killed *a7a* with 357.
cherryberry killed *a7a* with physics.
cherryberry killed Dark Warrior with shotgun.
Dark Warrior : hacker
cherryberry : lol
Dark Warrior : noob
cherryberry killed *a7a* with crossbow_bolt.
s p u d connected
Dark Warrior killed s p u d with 357.
cherryberry killed Dark Warrior with combine_ball.
Dark Warrior : Cherry you suck
cherryberry : but you just died camping.....
cherryberry killed Dark Warrior with crossbow_bolt.
Dark Warrior : ahh using the noob weapon i see
Dark Warrior killed cherryberry with physics.
cherryberry : xbow?
Dark Warrior : np
Dark Warrior : no
Dark Warrior killed cherryberry with rpg_missile.
Dan connected
k3pre-alchemis connected
Dan killed k3pre-alchemis with shotgun.
Dark Warrior : im save lol
Dark Warrior : im not
cherryberry killed k3pre-alchemis with smg1.
Dan killed cherryberry with shotgun.
cherryberry killed k3pre-alchemis with 357.
Dark Warrior killed Dan with shotgun.
Dan killed k3pre-alchemis with physics.
cherryberry killed Dark Warrior with grenade_frag.

PwNs3ttia

2008-02-22 08:37:39

i lol'd

Walking Target

2008-02-22 09:27:44

lol you played along perfectly.

{Rx}Crowbar Ninja DJ Z3R0

2008-02-22 09:36:14

Lol.. role play.

>__>;;

That was hilarious though. :lol: