best random names/aliases/whatever you've ever seen

title is self-explanatory... what are the best/funniest/most interesting three names you've seen someone else use while in game

my top 3 that I've seen are:

1. Pubbin' Ain't Easy
2. Cahoona Meat Steak
3. Everytime you kill me I drink

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Don't recall who was using it, maybe one of the $W guys.

1. Get in the van I have candy

2. DICK CHENEY'S MECHANICAL BULL

3. Zmgoda Arthropoda

SCAREY_HOLOGRAM_GOST

o-dog wrote: 2. Cahoona Meat Steak

^^Tw1tch right?

Best I've seen are White-Power Ranger, Phil McCrevasse.

vderi

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that one definitely wins xD
anyone who can beat it?

Walking Target wrote:------- Hackers above this line -------

Don't recall who was using it, maybe one of the $W guys.

MoDaL

cryingdoesn'tmakethepoopstop!!!

Captain's Platter $4.99
That dog won't hunt, monsignor

Peanut Butter Cougar

Your GF's Gynecologist.

Lo Mein is bad Spaghetti.

Queef Inhaler

All of the people above and below were vdrie and about 2.68 million more.

Freelance Gynecologist.

i#hippos

st00pidity wrote:i#hippos

Thugna$ty
Disfunctional Aimbot
Drinkin ur jooize
retard

HAHAHA. Retard. Better known by another good one : "Trouser Snake"

65 Impala SS wrote:HAHAHA. Retard. Better known by another good one : "Trouser Snake"

gahhhh it bugs me that i dont know who using that account to alias

Kyle wrote:Thugna$ty
Disfunctional Aimbot
Drinkin ur jooize
retard

r u serious? you need to get out more if you think those are worth mentioning

Wannabe testicle (i think it was tw1tch)
A migrating coconut

Mighty Whitey

Zman42 wrote: A migrating coconut

This guy also used "Michael Jackson's Nose"

Manly Green Tights

SHOOT ME!!1!!1!

HALT TRIONGLE COMPELS YOU

SCAREY_HOLOGRAM_GOST

[DEADBABIES]APileOfDeadBabies

Rumple Foreskin

Turd Ferguson

i think when i was in cartel ppl came up with all different names for the vdus players i can only remember 3

A_Beachball
A_pigeon
Sarcastical

Oh.. when I'm feeling particularly punishing with the grav gun I go under Phys_h4x or Phys_h4x 1.

Mario 64 Master!!!

OneInThePinkOneInTheStink

A Colostomy Bag Filled With Shit

Master debater

itsnotatooma

biotau wrote:OneInThePinkOneInTheStink

who ever used this one is an idiot....

it's two in the pink one in the stink.

hidden wrote:
A_Beachball

I made this name. Striker and I also created [VDuG] with Garden_Girl and Spam_Can

hidden wrote:i think when i was in cartel ppl came up with all different names for the vdus players i can only remember 3

A_Beachball
A_pigeon
Sarcastical

HAHAHAH! Sarcastical!!!!!

[≈W$≈] Teh Hoodlum is funny.

I have heard VDus Omega referred to as " Lost Village".

mr. horseshoe (was omega heh)

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Ishouldplaychessinstead

A certain player was also using [~$W~] lotion_ky hehehe (wasn't me ).

[GoTg] Deacon Doom wrote:Queef Inhaler

I used to play with this guy back on gdawgg servers. i wonder what happened to him. he was a cool guy.
I actually think most names in this game...even aliases...arent really good at all. Including mine.

However I'd have to say the best non-alias would be Blasphemy Squad.
It just works so well with this game.
and then alias wise..... female_08

ninjins wrote:

[GoTg] Deacon Doom wrote:Queef Inhaler

I used to play with this guy back on gdawgg servers. i wonder what happened to him. he was a cool guy.
I actually think most names in this game...even aliases...arent really good at all. Including mine.

However I'd have to say the best non-alias would be Blasphemy Squad.
It just works so well with this game.
and then alias wise..... female_08

I remember when i was a bigger noob than I am now, there was some really good player on the twc server and his alias was pretty koo (B@rney on Ecstasy) I wonder who that was.

nokill Johnburger92

OMFG_lazerzPEWPEW

Cajun Style Flavored Tampon

.conflict wrote:Cajun Style Flavored Tampon

Who used this alias? I saw it one time and was wondering who it was.

Scar wrote:

biotau wrote:OneInThePinkOneInTheStink

who ever used this one is an idiot....

it's two in the pink one in the stink.

haha ownd

Dirk use to have some good ones

this one guy use to play on the war room as:

VAC IS A FUCKING JOKE

.conflict wrote:nokill Johnburger92

OMFG_lazerzPEWPEW

Cajun Style Flavored Tampon

basicly if you download rtcw and play for about a month you will see the best random names/aliases/whatever you've ever seen. and you cant use your own aliases cornflake thats cheating! :evil:

1) HOW I MINE FOR FISH
2) (Insert _funny_alias_here)
2) whiter_than_paper

i saw one the other day

deathmatch...yer doin it wrong.

also: THE BIG TIRE FROM LOSTVILLAGE

Walking Target wrote:

.conflict wrote:Cajun Style Flavored Tampon

Who used this alias? I saw it one time and was wondering who it was.

It was his actual name O_O, this guy played for DS then left to go play WoW

Oh haha. Wait DS? Are you 100% sure it wasn't vdrei???

He played pretty well iirc.

ninjins wrote:

[GoTg] Deacon Doom wrote:Queef Inhaler

However I'd have to say the best non-alias would be Blasphemy Squad.
It just works so well with this game.
and then alias wise..... female_08

I've narrowed it down to 1 of 2 people of who that is. I'd almost put money on the 1 I think it is though.

which one? female_08?

ninjins wrote:which one? female_08?

No Blas. LOL yes female_08 lol

Stedy is another good one

Zman42 wrote:Stedy is another good one

I second that, i laugh my ass off everytime i see it

.conflict wrote:

Walking Target wrote:

.conflict wrote:Cajun Style Flavored Tampon

Who used this alias? I saw it one time and was wondering who it was.

It was his actual name O_O, this guy played for DS then left to go play WoW

Yeah, this guy taught me how to play.

deathmatch...yer doin it wrong.

I fought against this guy the other day too... who is him?

OMFG_lazerzPEWPEW

Every time I read this name completely I lol...it too good xD

cyber_clash wrote:

ninjins wrote:which one? female_08?

No Blas. LOL yes female_08 lol

haha I KNOW WHO IT IS LOLOLOL.

Walking Target wrote:A certain player was also using [~$W~] lotion_ky hehehe (wasn't me ).

LOL! Thats great.

ninjins wrote:

cyber_clash wrote:

ninjins wrote:which one? female_08?

No Blas. LOL yes female_08 lol

haha I KNOW WHO IT IS LOLOLOL.

is dat joule

Blasphemy wrote:

ninjins wrote:

cyber_clash wrote: No Blas. LOL yes female_08 lol

haha I KNOW WHO IT IS LOLOLOL.

is dat joule

Either him or someone else. One was seal penis 3.50 (or 4.50?) and the other was female_08. and they both were on my buddy list. So it's either him or someone else.

joule

.conflict wrote:joule

Indeed.

seal penis $2.50 was Nutri. (Sorry Nutri for spoiling your aliasing fun!)

two that made me laugh :-

crouching arab hidden bomb
Napoleon Blownapart.

How about the one in my sig?

joule wrote:

.conflict wrote:joule

Indeed.

seal penis $2.50 was Nutri. (Sorry Nutri for spoiling your aliasing fun!)

I knew it was both of you. Just wasn't sure which was which.

.conflict wrote:

Lmfao.

(As a pyro)

Can i AXE you a question?

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aww

Nutri-Grain wrote:that one and the seal penis one got me banned from SW by lukester

the name didn't get you banned, it was your refusal to take off the alias after being warned several times and kicked twice...

people should know by now that the $W server is a non-alias server.. if you simply must alias, then $W is not the place for you..

I didn't know it was a non-alias server either.

Where is that stated?

well there's no rulebook posted anywhere.. but that's how it's always been.. i give plenty of warnings though.. but if someone is just testing me, i have no hard feelings about kicking/banning..

Ah ok, as long as you warn, there is no excuse.

ANGRY METROCOP (me rushing with Combine Police and Stunstick, got hundreds of kills this way =D)

Beware, I saw another guy using this nickname in TGSK Servers =(

Nicks that I strangely find funny:

GETSOME
DEFme
tFlow
ok_computer


And many others that I can't easily remember.

Sted2S!ow

Nick

zepher :D:D:D:D

spelled it wrong

SPY DISGUISED AS DISPENSER

had to have seen the steam forums topic to appreciate this gem

tlc wrote:SPY DISGUISED AS DISPENSER

had to have seen the steam forums topic to appreciate this gem

lol tlc didn't you play under this name once?! and you should post more! because your posts are hilarious and fun to read.

Winners IMO:

1. AndTheySaidThisWouldntFi
2. retard
3. Every time you kill me I drink
4. SPY DISGUISED AS DISPENSER

I'm having so much fun in this thread xD

Constipated Charles

I like to use Testicular Manslaughter
every now and then lol. might sound familiar to some people

oh snap testicular manslaughter!

Thats right!! I killed you with my balls bitch!!

i liked the "out of control ass hair" but dont know if this is a well known phrase or something

hahhahhah i forgot about some of tlc's awsome names

CRY MORE EUROTRASH FAGGOT
I'M SO BRITISH I SHIT THE QUEEN
HALT THE TRIONGLE COMPELLS YOU

s0iz wrote:ANGRY METROCOP (me rushing with Combine Police and Stunstick, got hundreds of kills this way =D)

Beware, I saw another guy using this nickname in TGSK Servers =(

Nicks that I strangely find funny:


DEFme


And many others that I can't easily remember.

strangely funny? Try strangely
AWESOME

Another nickname that I used to use when playing Day of Defeat 1.x

Dude, where is my Kar?

I've used Robert E. Leet and Qatar Hero before with much success.

s0iz wrote:Winners IMO:

1. AndTheySaidThisWouldntFi

I'm having so much fun in this thread xD

haha clever

nade maeggs wrote:i liked the "out of control ass hair" but dont know if this is a well known phrase or something

haha i remember this player.. fun times.

badinfluence wrote:

hidden wrote:
A_Beachball

I made this name. Striker and I also created [VDuG] with Garden_Girl and Spam_Can

ROFL

I just remember the funniest shit.

This guy called A Hawk asking a friendof mine for a new name ideas since his name looks like A_Seagull's.

After tossing a few joke names, i end up saying to my friend:

Tell him to change his name to tarzan24/7, tarzan is fast and wild and 24/7 is like you never stop being pro.

The guy, very happy of his ''unique looking name'' plays with it for a week, he came back after a while, after playing Tarkan2467.

Angrily saying ''YOU GAVE ME ANOTHER SIMILAR NAME ((( ''

hilarious.

haha, that's classic.

The other day I saw Joule using

A Seajoule

I was lmao

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