For Grape:

New picture from the latest flick, thought you'd appreciate it...

http://www.comingsoon.net/gallery/11750 ... ince_1.jpg

notice how DR and RG are slightly out of focus....

Well, she's ok for the young at heart. At my age bracket tho, this is where it's at:

lmao owned yourself.

ROFL @ keeper's post xD

This has nothing to do with Dm
It is spam
THREAD LOCKED!

Ultimate Ebola.

While everyone is making nice, let me take this opportunity to apologize for besmirching/trolling/impugning/mocking the fine physical attributes of Miss Emma Watson.

She is a nice looking gal.

I dont think anyone really dissed on her, i think the point was, she is nothing out of the ordinary, why be fixated on her =\
Besides, i like the chubby bubbies.

yo why are yall checking this chick out ??!?!?

Whats up, can someone fill me in ????

Grape are you trying to make porno !?!?! WTF ?

Whats the big buzzz

What psychology? He's a young guy with hormones and she is his object of desire.

I had the same for Raquel Welch, Sophia Loren, Catherine Deneuve, Farrah Fawcett, vintage Ingrid Bergman, Ingrid Pitt, Suzanna Pleshette, Rita Moreno, Rita Hayworth, the Volleyball girl down the street, My teacher-Mrs. Lords, The Fire Chief's daughter, A tall blonde i met at Myrtle Beach, the girl cashier at 7/11, another girl that worked at Zayres...

True, the fap fap, but he who lives in glass houses...

What psychology? He's a young guy with hormones and she is his object of desire.

I had the same for Raquel Welch, Sophia Loren, Catherine Deneuve, Farrah Fawcett, vintage Ingrid Bergman, Ingrid Pitt, Suzanna Pleshette, Rita Moreno, Rita Hayworth, the Volleyball girl down the street, My teacher-Mrs. Lords, The Fire Chief's daughter, A tall blonde i met at Myrtle Beach, the girl cashier at 7/11, another girl that worked at Zayres...

True, the fap fap, but he who lives in glass houses...

omg I lol'd ! XD

WTF are you talking about. That is Raquel Welch right there<---- and you are talking about logic?!?!?!
Sheessh!

Ohhh its ON NOW!
That is Raquel Welch son!
RAQUEL!
Watch Hannie Caulder and get back to me.
Your Emma looks like cockney waif in comparison.

I KEEED U!
OK
PEACE!

65 Impala SS wrote:What psychology? He's a young guy with hormones and she is his object of desire.

I had the same for Raquel Welch, Sophia Loren, Catherine Deneuve, Farrah Fawcett, vintage Ingrid Bergman, Ingrid Pitt, Suzanna Pleshette, Rita Moreno, Rita Hayworth, the Volleyball girl down the street, My teacher-Mrs. Lords, The Fire Chief's daughter, A tall blonde i met at Myrtle Beach, the girl cashier at 7/11, another girl that worked at Zayres...

True, the fap fap, but he who lives in glass houses...

hmmmm Raquel Welch...... bearskin bikini ftw!!!

still.... Emmas got her charms... nearly 18..wooooo

Is Emma Watson even legal yet ?

yeah it's 16 in the UK!

I've seen hotter. D:

LMAO, this is beginning to be my favorite thread!! Grape, I don't know you at all, well I don't know most of the members here for that matter, but if I were to take a very wild guess I would say you have a thing for Emma Watson!!

My cup 'o tea was always Catherine Zeta Jones. She's slightly older than Emma, well so am I, but she'll do just fine!!

badinfluence wrote:I've seen hotter. D:

hmmm yeah Kate Beckinsale....

GatesMcTaste wrote:

badinfluence wrote:I've seen hotter. D:

hmmm yeah Kate Beckinsale....

QFT

Yes KAAAAATE!

Grape: "Yeah she's sexy, but that's about it... she's not the sort of gal you'd actually want to be with. and you can't really call her beautiful like you can Emma. there's a different between being beautiful, intelligent, having a nice personality, ..and just being a sex kitten."

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Not the sort of gal you'd actually want to be with??!?!?
Hell, two or three generations of men (and i presume some women) wanted to be with her!!
Millions lusted after her.
She was/is the essence of sexy.
The body? Impossible curves.
A slightly savage gorgeous Latina face.

Watch Hannie Caulder, where she is soaking in the leather pants and gets out!
BAMM YEOW!
Granted, she was in some awful movies, but WHO GIVES A ****!

Ahhh, Raquel.
Different generation i suppose.
And i have never watched or read a Harry Potter, so...

lol @ holy's example of critical mass

I am completely traumatized and will now go and be sick.
Thanks HolyMoly!

But, Raquel Welch doesn't move her arms when she tap dances. It's very distracting.

Grape wrote:

65 Impala SS wrote:Ohhh its ON NOW!
That is Raquel Welch son!
RAQUEL!
Watch Hannie Caulder and get back to me.

Yeah she's sexy, but that's about it... she's not the sort of gal you'd actually want to be with. and you can't really call her beautiful like you can Emma. there's a different between being beautiful, intelligent, having a nice personality, ..and just being a sex kitten.

..And you would know how??

No offense intended.

ROFL!!!

Now this is forum Deathmatch....popcorn anyone?

Gee thanks for the image holy!! I just ate lunch and saw that.

Grape, just face the facts here, everything you know about Emma is just what the media makes her out to be, just like any other young actress making it to the big time. Here's a more realistic situation, I'll use myself since I don't mind being humiliated for the greater good:

dbanimal: Hi Emma, nice to meet you!
Emma: Hi there....umm...what movies have you been in?
dbanimal: Erm...no movies...I'm actually a biomed engineer, I don't do movies.
Emma: Ooh, really!! So you're saying you don't make a minimum of $2 million per year?
dbanimal: Hells no!! Not even close. I'm just a tiny spec amongst that $2 million!!
Emma: OK, well I only hang out with famous people who make a lot of money, like me!! SECURITY!! Get this loser away from me.

It's a sad fact my friend. All you can do is step back, drool and dream. Unless of course you're famous around the world for some reason, then you probably stand a chance!!

LOL, sorry Grape, didn't mean to bring you down. Hey, who knows, it's a strange world out there, you may someday cross paths with her and it will be love at first sight for both of you!

two snails wrote:But, Raquel Welch doesn't move her arms when she tap dances. It's very distracting.

Seinfeld--lol

Unless you take a trip to UK or she comes to Canada, you'll never even meet her. Despite the fact if either of those two happen, then what's the chance of meeting her. Also added in, what if she friend zone's you? Ok, let's say she does like you as a boyfriend, what's the chances of actually marrying her?

plus she prefers older men from what i have heard

well Grape is older than her if I remember right

PS this thread is a mixture of solid gold and win

Hmm, lemme call this. Your background is her.

holymoly wrote:There once was a kid named tuh Grape
He was trapped in obsession, no escape
But when he followed her home
she saw and got on the phone
And now he's in a jail where they rape.

That works.

But one more line would have made it look better >__>;;

Theyve got him tied up and he cant escape.

mkay. See your point.

Keeper wrote:Well, she's ok for the young at heart. At my age bracket tho, this is where it's at:

Fucking ROFL

Ahahahahahahaha

Grape wrote:I go to England every now and then since I was born there and I have lots of family there.. and that's where I'll prolly end up living, too. But I agree there's near zero chance of ever even hanging out with her. I'm still incurably lovesick.

@snd I'm nearly 5 yrs older than her, lol... I've never heard that (about her preference for older men), though

Bahh, 5 years isn't so bad. Don't give up hope, as I said, it's a strange world out there and you never know what might happen. On the other hand, I wouldn't go and hire a private investigator to spy on her or anything for bad things may happen to you (please reference the wonderful poem by holymoly). Good luck to you!!

holymoly wrote:its a limerick. it follows strict rules so you can't go adding another line even if you wanted to.

My artistic creativity (Both in writing and art in general) Screams at you.
Let me transfer its thoughts:

FUCK THE RULES!!!!



I agree. D: The only word template I use is for a Haiku. And those can be oh so fun.

A gift for you grape


the rest are here

Where are you getting all of these extremely high res pics of her lol. That pic is HUGE when you "clicky" it lol.

Why is she pasty whitey?

Meh I've seen pasty'er. At least she isn't one of those people who tans like 3 times a week. Pasty=healthy as long as you do get SOME sun on a regular basis.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Plenty of "pasty" women are stunning.

Walking Target wrote:Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Plenty of "pasty" women are stunning.

She'd look good with some tan on her though.

Walking Target wrote:Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Plenty of "pasty" women are stunning.

liv tyler for 1

it shows she's gone through puberty... other than that it's sweet and a good ice breaker at tea parties!

holymoly wrote:OMG

Hahahahahahahahaha......stache

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http://heartemmawatson.ytmnd.com/
http://emmawatsonlol.ytmnd.com/
http://epicemmawatsonmaneuver.ytmnd.com/
http://shedoesentlikeamericanpenis.ytmnd.com/

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D:

Photoshop..
Blessing.
Curse.


Damn it.
D:<

What the hell is that pic anyway, a porn stars head grafted onto a 10 year olds body?

Corrupt stuff there man...

Yea, im not sure wat the hell to think of that one. =\

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{EE} Uncle Rico wrote:

holymoly wrote:OMG

Hahahahahahahahaha......stache

For Grape:

http://roncopsafeel.ytmnd.com/
http://heartemmawatson.ytmnd.com/
http://emmawatsonlol.ytmnd.com/
http://epicemmawatsonmaneuver.ytmnd.com/
http://shedoesentlikeamericanpenis.ytmnd.com/

holy shit they are priceless!!

Yeah.. theres a spot where her hair mysteriously turns the color that her eyes are

Anyway, Theres a girl I knew that has an eye color similar to that., darker but an intense color nontheless.

holymoly, that pic is cruel. Shes SO hot but looks SO young, its really bad. Makes you feel like a sicko lol. From her face you'd think she was barely 18, but from what you can see of her body though she looks maybe 14. Creepy, but if shes really 18, she's the ideal girlfriend, absolutely sinfully young looking, but 18! SCORE.

ouch

Its not funny, but its cool.
That is Holy's way of being nice, so come on, step up.

i lol'd. but i have the sense of humor of a 12 year old.

Damn dude. Lol lighten up.

Great song in your sig mr Grape

ahahahaha. Funny thing is, grape used that catch phrase in irc.

"Can't spell grape without rape"

who puts the ape in rape?

who puts the rap in rape?

holy shit she's as big as a house....

GatesMcTaste wrote:holy shit she's as big as a house....

Just wanted to say congrats to Grape, your girl turned 18 a couple weeks ago!!

she mah hunny

She's a fucking British actress who you will NEVER meet or cuddle or have sex with!
Its a fact.
She is a figment of your imagination.
She is probably a bitch and smells bad!
You will never have her and doesn't give a shit about you or care about you.

Now, MOVE ON

ye dude move on now

Just a few more months before she joins the pop-star club and spams coke everywhere she goes, look at that picture and tell me otherwise

She's lookin a little Lohanish there.

Coke. wrote:Just a few more months before she joins the pop-star club and spams coke everywhere she goes, look at that picture and tell me otherwise

You ava spams more Coke than Lohan. Psh