A or B

hehe

Hawt.

Probably A
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16AUAhOi_qU

With A you can have fun.

When there's no fun anymore you can still cook and eat!

B is just fucking creepy.

With A you can have fun.

When there's no fun anymore you can still cook and eat!

B is just fucking creepy.

SOOOO true >.<

I would have to go with A on this one....B has that look in it's eye.

Have to go with A, sure her bottom half is non human, but.....she does have a nice mouth so.....well..use your imagination.

(I apologize in advance if this offends anyone, let me know and I'll delete it)

Threesome with A and B? Dig a hole in the sand for B to stick the top fish half and do the bottom half while A does anything you want!

A still has the necessary goods... theyre just concealed. Pretty standard for marine life.

B... wtf.

dingle- wrote:Threesome with A and B? Dig a hole in the sand for B to stick the top fish half and do the bottom half while A does anything you want!

oh shit that is so win!

is B saying fwap fwap so you know where the mouth is?

the fishy aroma could disorientate you...

B is the perfect woman.

JK!!

A FTW!!

Some of you guys are overlooking the possibility that A could be a complete bitch that NEVER shuts up. Honestly, do you want to have to listen to her griping about that dolphin whore borrowing her new sweater and not giving it back, or that clam that called her a "mermaid skank". So a big part of this dilema is the amount of time you have to spend on this island. A is definitely more pleasant to look at, but B could never say "no", or anything else other than fishy noises.
Also, would you have to meet A's parents at some point? You're certainly not gonna measure up to that Poseidon kid that went to college and owns that tuna company. Would she want you to marry her eventually? And kids; how the fuck are you gonna pull that off? She puts out some eggs in a puddle and you fertilize 'em? WTF man?
Granted B is a freak though. I don't know if I could go through with something like that either. Following me around, looking at me with those gigantic fish eyes. What if it gets pregnant? You'll have all these little fish head babies running around. Nah that won't do.

I'm not taking either one. I'll live out my life on the island alone. Spanking it sucks after a while, but I'm not looking for a commitment while I'm stranded.

{EE} Uncle Rico wrote:Some of you guys are overlooking the possibility that A could be a complete bitch that NEVER shuts up. Honestly, do you want to have to listen to her griping about that dolphin whore borrowing her new sweater and not giving it back, or that clam that called her a "mermaid skank". So a big part of this dilema is the amount of time you have to spend on this island. A is definitely more pleasant to look at, but B could never say "no", or anything else other than fishy noises.
Also, would you have to meet A's parents at some point? You're certainly not gonna measure up to that Poseidon kid that went to college and owns that tuna company. Would she want you to marry her eventually? And kids; how the fuck are you gonna pull that off? She puts out some eggs in a puddle and you fertilize 'em? WTF man?
Granted B is a freak though. I don't know if I could go through with something like that either. Following me around, looking at me with those gigantic fish eyes. What if it gets pregnant? You'll have all these little fish head babies running around. Nah that won't do.
I'm not taking either one. I'll live out my life on the island alone. Spanking it sucks after a while, but I'm not looking for a commitment while I'm stranded.

LMAO !

{EE} Uncle Rico wrote:Some of you guys are overlooking the possibility that A could be a complete bitch that NEVER shuts up. Honestly, do you want to have to listen to her griping about that dolphin whore borrowing her new sweater and not giving it back, or that clam that called her a "mermaid skank". So a big part of this dilema is the amount of time you have to spend on this island. A is definitely more pleasant to look at, but B could never say "no", or anything else other than fishy noises.
Also, would you have to meet A's parents at some point? You're certainly not gonna measure up to that Poseidon kid that went to college and owns that tuna company. Would she want you to marry her eventually? And kids; how the fuck are you gonna pull that off? She puts out some eggs in a puddle and you fertilize 'em? WTF man?
Granted B is a freak though. I don't know if I could go through with something like that either. Following me around, looking at me with those gigantic fish eyes. What if it gets pregnant? You'll have all these little fish head babies running around. Nah that won't do.

I'm not taking either one. I'll live out my life on the island alone. Spanking it sucks after a while, but I'm not looking for a commitment while I'm stranded.

i lol'd hard

LOL!

Rico's response for the WIN!

hahah yeah very nice rico

Who said anything about fucking either 1

I have soooo many tasteless things to say, I think I will just shuddup.

Hey.. thats just wrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooong... lol

Rico, u have issues but that was freaking funny...

I'm laughin my ass off but feel oddly ashamed at my reaction.
Ohh well Whadu****

Rico wiNs

id kill and cut them both in half, find a way to jerry rig the 2 halves

eat the fish half

rape the dead human half

even after a little while a lil bit of maggots never hurt anyone, i bet they tickle ur penis

Oh man, loling too hard. I choose the mermaid, if I don't wanna hang I'll just go inland. And like some one said before the goods are hidden, you just gotta go on a little treasure hunt. I just disturbed myself....

Sean have you been listening to cannable corpse again?

*The following content may not be suitable for some viewers*
Hardcore Metal
-Cannable Corpse
-"I cum Blood"


Swollen with liquid
Ready to burst
A load of my lymph
Will quench this dead body's thirst
One month in the grave
twisted and half decayed
She turned a putrid yellow
I pisse din her maggot filled asshole

Fucking the rotting
My semen is bleeding
The smell of decay
Seeps from her genital cavity

The smell was unbearable
As I unburied her
I cum blood from my erection
I feel it run
down her throat, swallow

Eyes glassy and vacant
body dug up to play with
Skin greasy and naked
tounguing her rotted anus

I need a live woman
to fill with my fluid
A delicate girl, to mutilate, fuck and kill
her body exceptional
she thought I was normal
but I wanted more

I came blood inside of her
chocking on the clot
gagging on the snot
gushing blood, from her mouth
bloody gel leaking out
Body buried in a shallow grave
Unmarked for none to find
The sickness I have left behind
Undetected go my crimes
The greatest thrill of my life

Violnet, climax
Serging serum
on my skin

Back from the dead
I am resurrected
to spew, putrefaction

Yeah I'd pick A just because. Rico's post was funny as shit. And nino love the sig man.

hahahahahah ian...

no i havent listened to them in like years.... but

there lyrics will be in my heart forever

lol..

bwahahahaha

muahahahaha

teehee.

Ah yes the good old days of smoking and drinking way too much and screaming to metal in your room *looks whimsicly off into the distance* I still laugh when I think about you breaking into that song in Kerrigans class aaaaahahahahaha.

lol'd

I wondered when Cannibal Corpse would make it's words of wisdom known in these forums!! Is Chris Barnes back in CC or still with 6 Feet Under or both or neither? I've lost track of these things!!

Wow some one else who knows the band CC!! holy crap. I dunno man I have never been good with keeping up on bands I just love to listen. Hardcore Metal FTW! Fuck all you squeamish pussies with weak eardrums RAWR!! *head bangs with his ass length hair*

You guys ever seen Cannibal Corpse play a show in a really small place?

People moshing in the restrooms.. Awesome show

I dunno CC's new stuff bleh, respectable band though.

Never seen CC but ive seen many other good bands. To name a few, Lamb of God, The Black Dahlia Murder, Cephalic Carnage, Between The Buried and Me, The Red Chord, The Haunted, Children of Bodom, ect. I would love to see those bands again...but no metal bands come through Bozeman. Wait, no bands come through Bozeman...shit.

Yes I'm a big metal fan. I will listen to anything with high quality fast/complex drumming. I have never seen CC but have seen Morbid Angel, Grip Inc., Iced Earth, COB and a handful of others. I'll be seeing Dream Theater in mid May (OK, slight difference in music compared to the others mentioned, they're not bad).

dbanimal wrote:I'll be seeing Dream Theater in mid May

LUCKY! I've got to wait quite some time, and I missed their last show, been waiting for so long Progressive metal is 19 billion times better than death metal imo, still I can't live without either. Petrucci is my all time fave

When I first read your post I was thinking about sending you a PM to check out portnoy's stuff, till I kept reading

Ppl need to put more metal in frag vids

After Reflection I take A.

Mount her a a Seahorse and use the fish tail to travel real fast in water to someplace else where you can get normal girls.

Coke. wrote: When I first read your post I was thinking about sending you a PM to check out portnoy's stuff, till I kept reading

I improved my drumming skill quite a bit by listening to Portnoy's style back with Images and Words. He's a great drummer and I'm excited to check out their show soon!! I have since then gotten into faster/technical metal but don't have the strength or endurance to be ripping out 250 bpm like so many other drummers can do!! I think I'll just stick with HL2DM!