1v1 against cocky pubber :D

HHAHAHAHA liast night I had the most hilarious 1v1 against some cocky pubber named Broly (never heard of him, but he's on IRC right now so it reminded me to post about out match). met him in a Socal server and he challenged me to a 1v1... I won without making a kill at all

So I arrive at his server and his mate says "map?"

"lv"

(yes I have something in mind to make a big joke of this cocky pubber :)

We get to LV and the next question is "time or frags"

(well fuck this is going to be an easy job)

"time"



CAL settings are put in place, 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1.. restarts...




OMGZ0RZ RUSHZ TO TEH XBOW ROOM AND LOCK IT!!!


his mate was laughing his head off in spec
I just sat there while he tried to kill me through the wall

"haha cmon man this is fair" .. "we're not playing CAL rules :P"

13 minutes left in the round. I had to tell him that "if you end it early you forfeit loss"

Well he forfeit lost. lol. pwnt.




(ok go ahead, feel free to call me a fucking idiot loser noob, i thought it was funny)


then afterwards I talked to him in steam, he pretended to be shunnyboy :/

okay?

http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/3381 ... unixa7.jpg

yeah stfu already

LV would be a cal map if it just din't have that door to the Xbow right? D;

I guess you showed him a thing or two?!?!
I can't decide it the whole affair was brilliant or retarded.
Probably not the former.
I got owned on Aim Arena again!

Why is that stupid room even there?

LV would be a cal map if it just din't have that door to the Xbow right? D;

LV is a 2 v 2 Cal map.

leave me alone. x_x


Replicant: lol
Replicant: you there?
Broly: yea
Broly: wasup
Replicant: why'd you forfeit?
Broly: because bro your too powerfull
Broly: i was scuured
Replicant: lol
Broly: teach me?
Broly: please?
Replicant: well you gotta admit... i kinda outsmarted youz
Replicant:
Broly: who trained you bro?
Broly: your really powerfull
Replicant: self-taught
Replicant: yea
Replicant: thanx
Broly: whats your level?
Replicant: so you play CAL?
Replicant: oh like a quadrillion
Replicant: do you?
Replicant: play CAL?
Broly: whats CAL?
Broly: never heard of it
Replicant: ...
Replicant: yeah you have
Replicant: we were playing on a server with cal settings.....
Broly: sorry i don't recall
Replicant: ...
Broly: do you play whats it called CAL?
Replicant: oh you're aliasing
Broly: no sir
Broly: this is my name
Replicant: yeshuare
Replicant: noitisnot
Broly: yea braw it is
Replicant: i can telllllll
Replicant: oh your'e ozzie are you?
Replicant: shunnyboy!!!
Broly: yea m8
Broly: thats me
Replicant: is it
Broly: how did you know?
Replicant: cause i'm leet
Broly: did my ping give it away
Replicant: did ko let you in yet
Broly: not yet
Broly: i really want to get in
Replicant: get in to what
Broly: fusion
Broly: bro
Replicant: ok
Replicant: lol why are you aliasing
Broly: for fun m8
Replicant: how many brothers do you have
Broly: only child
Replicant: kk not shunny
Broly: kk don't belive me m8
Replicant: ok
Replicant: you brother works in software
Replicant: but you DID know how ko is...
Broly: no bro
Replicant: hmmmmmmmmm
Replicant: who is joo
Broly: i was lying back then when i told you about my bro
Replicant: lol no
Broly: yea m8
Broly: soz
Broly: lol...
Broly: but yea m8 your too great
Replicant: thanks
Replicant: I'm glad it wasn't cal rules
Replicant: cause it's not legal to hide in the xbwo room in cal matches
Broly: really?
Broly: didn't know
Broly: don't play cal
Replicant: yea you did
Replicant: you know about it though
Broly: know about what?
Replicant: what colour is your cat
Replicant: abotu cal
Broly: stop giving me the 3rd degree m8
Replicant: what's your first name
Replicant: and the colour of your cat
Broly: why are you so obsessed with me m8?
Replicant: i'm not, i'm just proving you're shunny or you're not
Broly: do you want too cyber or something?
Broly: do you have some sick infatuation with me?
Replicant: i just looked up an old email you sent
Replicant: nah thx tho lol
Replicant: ok you'r enot shunny
Broly: k bro belive what ever you want
Replicant: so who are you?
Broly: ^_^
Broly: dosen't matter to me
Replicant: do you visit hl2dmu?
Broly: whats hl2dmu?
Broly: some hack site?
Replicant: w/e
Replicant: yea sure
Broly: sure what?
Replicant: no it'snot but w/e you're playing stupid
Replicant: about cal and hl2dmu
Broly: no actually i am not
Broly: sorry to dissapoint
Replicant: ...
Replicant: i'll post our convo in hl2dmu ans see if anyone knows who you are
Broly: k bro
Replicant: kk
Replicant: gg btw
Replicant: even if it did have no kills
Broly: yea man
Broly: intense
Replicant: more like i beat you at chess than dm
Replicant: coz i did beat you
Replicant: YOU FORFEIT LOL
Broly: yea m8
Broly: you did
Replicant: yuppers
Broly: teach?
Replicant: sure
Broly: thanks m8
Broly: im sorta a noobie
Broly: at this
Replicant: who else in fusion?
Broly: walking targer m8
Broly: target*
Replicant: lol
Replicant: what colour is your cat
Broly: wow bro
Broly: plz
Broly: get off my dick
Replicant: LOL
Replicant: you suck
Replicant: cya
Broly: your starting to creep me out
Replicant: w/e
Replicant: lata
Broly: later friend
Replicant: LOL

:roll:

As soon as he said he was in IRC I knew something was up.

lol @ blas
g1 m8

nades trough walls next time.

Maximum Troll! Astounding.

LV would be a cal map if it just din't have that door to the Xbow right? D;

LV is a 2 v 2 Cal map.

Yup...only thing is that the use of that tactic was banned.

nades trough walls next time.

ftw
How do you lock the door btw?

How do you lock the door btw?

with the key

(or just stand in the corner next to the door)

LV would be a cal map if it just din't have that door to the Xbow right? D;

LV is a 2 v 2 Cal map.

Yup...only thing is that the use of that tactic was banned.

What are all these banned and "unwritten rules" of CAL...? My team was discussing this last night...and someone said if you touch the top of a roof with a physics jump you're DQ'ed?

There are no unwritten rules of cal, everything is written in the official rules. There have been some variance between cal, fios and other leagues maybe that where confusion comes from.

There are no unwritten rules of cal, everything is written in the official rules. There have been some variance between cal, fios and other leagues maybe that where confusion comes from.

Onti said something about the LV tactic being banned, yet I read the "official CAL rules" and it would be legal AFAIK? So what's the deal?

I remember seeing something about jamming the door would not be allowed in CAL but has it been added to the officials yet?

It's not allowed. Was in the news section.

It's not allowed. Was in the news section.

LV or the roof dealie?

lv thing. if you get to a spot you're not supposed to be (like the roof in zeta) you just have to kill yourself on impact. if you do anything else then I think you might get in some trouble.

iirc, all those rules are on the CAL forums. Go read 'em

i believe its on the cal hl2dm forums too....

http://forums.caleague.com/showthread.php?t=112838

LOL he made you look like teh foo!

From the CAL Forums:

Specific map rules:

dm_zeta_prefinal: Do not go on the roof of the central building, awnings on surrounding buildings, or any ledge on the large bridge. Do not go on the light poles, up in the big tree, or on the dome cage lights inside the building.

dm_overwatch: Do not go onto any ledge that has no draw surface. Do not go above the third floor (the one the RPG is on). Do not go outside of the “playable” map such as behind the combine walls or outside the perimeter buildings.

dm_lostvillage: Players are not permitted to prevent opening of the doors of any of the secret rooms or permanently wedge them shut, either with their player model or via other means.


Therefore since you locked yourself in the room with the x-bow as per CAL rules you could have been found to forfeit and the match overturned in your opponents favor.

From the CAL Forums:

Specific map rules:

dm_zeta_prefinal: Do not go on the roof of the central building, awnings on surrounding buildings, or any ledge on the large bridge. Do not go on the light poles, up in the big tree, or on the dome cage lights inside the building.

dm_overwatch: Do not go onto any ledge that has no draw surface. Do not go above the third floor (the one the RPG is on). Do not go outside of the “playable” map such as behind the combine walls or outside the perimeter buildings.

dm_lostvillage: Players are not permitted to prevent opening of the doors of any of the secret rooms or permanently wedge them shut, either with their player model or via other means.


Therefore since you locked yourself in the room with the x-bow as per CAL rules you could have been found to forfeit and the match overturned in your opponents favor.

Gay, I didn't see anything under the "official rules" with map specific rules.

Gay, I didn't see anything under the "official rules" with map specific rules.

yeah tell me lol.
I didn't know that every team has the right to have access to source tv demos (if they are recorded), till I read it on the forums.

Gay, I didn't see anything under the "official rules" with map specific rules.

yeah tell me lol.
I didn't know that every team has the right to have access to source tv demos (if they are recorded), till I read it on the forums.

I'm not sure if our cal server even has Src tv