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#hl2dm

Go Now.

doitnow.

lol can't believe you posted it.

WT everything will find its way here. Especially if it involves you.

[13:36] * Now talking in #ghobust
[13:36] * Topic is 'Ghost Busters » hl2dm.tf2.css.pvkii » News: Signed up for the upcomming 4 v 4 and (soon) 2 v 2 HL2DM CAL season! » outLANdish '

I'm in here. Where are YOU?

You're all missing it!

Did i miss something? Was there a joke there?

no.

stupid methods of trying to get more people in the channel, photoshopped 80, more ppl brings more ppl, thank you for ruining my meal

well I guess it isn't so bad, I mean today there's more on than the previous week

lmao at crowbar's WT's sign XD
Funny day on irc =P

"(1:01:08 PM) ninjins: god fucking damn it i hate steam
(1:01:21 PM) ninjins: SUCH A FLAMING PEICE OF SHIT
(1:03:19 PM) ninjins: SDHOA{SD FUCK
(1:03:24 PM) ninjins: GODA:SKLD:LASDFUCKFUCKRFUCK
(1:05:00 PM) wRw^ninojman^rL: hi"
Go!

[13:01] <@ninjins> god fucking damn it i hate steam
[13:01] <@ninjins> SUCH A FLAMING PEICE OF SHIT
[13:03] <@ninjins> SDHOA{SD FUCK
[13:03] <@ninjins> GODA:SKLD:LASDFUCKFUCKRFUCK
[13:04] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> hi
[13:05] <@ninjins> hl2dm wont launch
[13:06] <@ninjins> my internet is downloading something somehow
[13:06] <@ninjins> when its clearly FUCKING NOT
[13:06] <@ninjins> steam just keeps crashing over and over and over
[13:06] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> haxs
[13:06] <@ninjins> i cant fucking take this bullshit much longer
[13:07] <@ninjins> OH LOOK STEAM FROZE AGAIN
[13:07] <@ninjins> GOOD MOTHERFUCKING GOD
[13:07] * @ninjins has left #hl2dm (LOL BYE)

(12:11:49 AM) WT: I didnt advise that

(2:20:53 PM) wRw^ninojman^rL: ninjins: GODA:SKLD:LASDFUCKFUCKRFUCK
(2:20:54 PM) wRw^ninojman^rL: ninjins: GODA:SKLD:LASDFUCKFUCKRFUCK
(2:20:55 PM) wRw^ninojman^rL: ninjins: SDHOA{SD FUCK
(2:20:55 PM) Zman: lol jesus nino
(2:20:56 PM) wRw^ninojman^rL: ninjins: SDHOA{SD FUCK
(2:21:02 PM) ninjins: ok nino
(2:21:04 PM) wRw^ninojman^rL: JUST LETTING YOU KNOW
(2:21:05 PM) ninjins: jhaha
(2:21:11 PM) Zman: caaaaaalm yourself
(2:21:12 PM) Zman: andf then
(2:21:13 PM) ninjins: STEAM IS A POS?
(2:21:18 PM) Zman: slolooooooooooowly release the coffee
(2:21:21 PM) wRw^ninojman^rL: STEAMSTEAMSTEAM
(2:21:22 PM) wRw^ninojman^rL: STEAMSTEAMSTEAM
(2:21:25 PM) ninjins: FIRE ZE MISSILES
(2:21:28 PM) Zman: LOL
(2:21:37 PM) wRw^ninojman^rL: STEAMFAIL!
(2:21:38 PM) wRw^ninojman^rL: STEAMFAIL!
(2:21:42 PM) ninjins: but i am le tired
(2:21:45 PM) ninjins: then take your name
(2:21:46 PM) Zman: well have a nap
(2:21:47 PM) uncle_rico: IMA CHARGIN MA LAZAAAAARRRR
(2:21:49 PM) wRw^ninojman^rL: STEAM_CRASH_ALL 1
(2:21:49 PM) ninjins: oops
(2:21:51 PM) ninjins: then take your nap
(2:21:53 PM) wRw^ninojman^rL: STEAM_CRASH_ALL 1
(2:21:54 PM) Zman: ZEN FIERE ZE MISSILES
(2:21:54 PM) ninjins: AND FIRE ZE MISSILES
(2:22:04 PM) wRw^ninojman^rL: STEAM_CRASH_ALL 1
(2:22:06 PM) Zman: endofworld.net i think
(2:22:12 PM) wRw^ninojman^rL: SV_STEAM_CRASH_ALL 1
(2:22:12 PM) ninjins: holy shit
(2:22:21 PM) wRw^ninojman^rL: SV_STEAM_CRASH_ALL 10
(2:22:21 PM) ninjins: 97 members in this gamers in michigan group
(2:22:24 PM) Zman: lol
(2:22:27 PM) wRw^ninojman^rL: WOWOWOW
(2:22:31 PM) Zman: NINO
(2:22:35 PM) wRw^ninojman^rL: INVITE THE ALL TO HL2DM
(2:22:37 PM) Zman: YOUR FLYING TOO HIGH
(2:22:40 PM) Zman: CAAAAAAALM
(2:22:42 PM) wRw^ninojman^rL: THEN IF THEY DON'T, KILL THEM
Go!
btw im going to keep bumping this with daily doses of win.

[18:11] <rL-sisterFISTER> i made this quote for this thread

[05:01:2008][18:39] bAhlK: hmmmmmm
[05:01:2008][18:39] bAhlK: vodka?
[05:01:2008][18:40] uncle_rico: i'll take a shot!
[05:01:2008][18:40] bAhlK: lol
[05:01:2008][18:40] bAhlK: arent u like 14 rico?
[05:01:2008][18:40] uncle_rico: lol, no dude, i'm 33
[05:01:2008][18:40] bAhlK: hahahahha
[05:01:2008][18:40] bAhlK: rly?
[05:01:2008][18:40] rL-Thatguy: im 14
[05:01:2008][18:40] uncle_rico: ya
[05:01:2008][18:40] bAhlK: is that grain
[05:01:2008][18:40] bAhlK: thats like 14?
[05:01:2008][18:40] uncle_rico: he's 15
[05:01:2008][18:40] bAhlK: lol
[05:01:2008][18:41] rL-Thatguy: beside what 14 year old doesnt anna take shots of vodka
[05:01:2008][18:41] uncle_rico: i'm the mister rogers of the hl2dm world, old and creepy
[05:01:2008][18:41] bAhlK: ayahhahahaha
[05:01:2008][18:42] bAhlK: yaaaaaaaa
[05:01:2008][18:42] uncle_rico: yaaaaaaaa

(9:23:50 PM) flowtice: back in '09 i could throw a cow through a tractor trailer
(9:24:18 PM) uncle_rico: nice
(9:24:33 PM) flowtice: back in '46 i could hit a ping pong ball into orbit
(9:24:59 PM) uncle_rico: back in '79 i farted and caused a tidal wave
(9:29:39 PM) rL-Thatguy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkguBgUxvFM
(9:30:52 PM) uncle_rico: i kept waiting on tf2
(9:31:52 PM) rL-Thatguy: lol wtf at those back in......... shit by rico and flowtice
(9:34:03 PM) flowtice: back in '85 i could kick a hamsterthrough an engine block
(9:35:03 PM) uncle_rico: back in '93 i took a shit the size of a red oak
(9:36:30 PM) rL-Thatguy:
(9:38:19 PM) uncle_rico: back in '47 i grew a beard 14 feet long
(9:38:51 PM) ninojman: one time in '64 i kicked a midget
(9:39:31 PM) flowtice: back in '23 i could slam a revolving door
(9:39:40 PM) ninojman: one time in '78 i farted and caused 2 tidal waves

Go!
btw im going to keep bumping this with daily doses of win.

lmao

<CellarDweller> imma bout to have a ninoish steam kaniption fit
<puFF> uhhh lol

[05:04:2008][21:24] rL-Thatguy: can anyone explain to me how to use onti's hud remover do i just download it and put it where i need to? or like exec something
[05:04:2008][21:26] ninojman: no
[05:04:2008][21:26] ninojman: no
[05:04:2008][21:26] ninojman: no
[05:04:2008][21:26] ninojman: no
[05:04:2008][21:27] rL-Thatguy: hi
[05:04:2008][21:27] ninojman: no
[05:04:2008][21:27] ninojman: no
[05:04:2008][21:27] ninojman: no
[05:04:2008][21:27] ninojman: no
[05:04:2008][21:27] ninojman: no
[05:04:2008][21:27] ninojman: no
[05:04:2008][21:27] rL-Thatguy: -no?
[05:04:2008][21:27] HL2DM-Bot: rL-Thatguy: Yes.
[05:04:2008][21:27] ninojman: no
[05:04:2008][21:27] ninojman: no
[05:04:2008][21:27] ninojman: no
[05:04:2008][21:27] rL-Thatguy: yes
[05:04:2008][21:37] bAhlK: were not just sure
[05:04:2008][21:37] bAhlK: were hiv positive
[05:04:2008][21:39] MfYa_Quote_Hunter: (11:39:44 PM) WT: I would never block your cock
[05:04:2008][21:40] *** Zman has signed off IRC (quti: Leaving.).
[05:04:2008][22:06] ninojman: <MfYa_Quote_Hunter> (11:39:44 PM) WT: I would never block your cock
[05:04:2008][22:06] uncle_rico: [05:04:2008][22:06] ninojman: <MfYa_Quote_Hunter> (11:39:44 PM) WT: I would never block your cock
[05:04:2008][22:06] bAhlK: <uncle_rico> [05:04:2008][22:06] ninojman: <MfYa_Quote_Hunter> (11:39:44 PM) WT: I would never block your cock
[05:04:2008][22:07] ninojman: <bAhlK> <uncle_rico> [05:04:2008][22:06] ninojman: <MfYa_Quote_Hunter> (11:39:44 PM) WT: I would never block your cock
[05:04:2008][22:07] bAhlK: <ninojman> <bAhlK> <uncle_rico> [05:04:2008][22:06] ninojman: <MfYa_Quote_Hunter> (11:39:44 PM) WT: I would never block your cock
[05:04:2008][22:07] ninojman: <bAhlK> <ninojman> <bAhlK> <uncle_rico> [05:04:2008][22:06] ninojman: <MfYa_Quote_Hunter> (11:39:44 PM) WT: I would never block your cock
[05:04:2008][22:07] uncle_rico: [05:04:2008][22:07] bAhlK: <ninojman> <bAhlK> <uncle_rico> [05:04:2008][22:06] ninojman: <MfYa_Quote_Hunter> (11:39:44 PM) WT: I would never block your cock
[05:04:2008][22:07] bAhlK: <bAhlK> no partner
[05:04:2008][22:07] *** bAhlK has signed off IRC (Excess Flood).
[05:04:2008][22:07] ninojman: lmao
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[05:04:2008][22:07] uncle_rico: fail
[05:04:2008][22:07] *** Mode change "+o bAhlK" for channel #hl2dm by ChanServ.
[05:04:2008][22:07] ninojman: ownt
[05:04:2008][22:07] bAhlK:
[05:04:2008][22:07] bAhlK: !pwn bahlk
[05:04:2008][22:07] ninojman: -fail
[05:04:2008][22:07] *** bAhlK has been kicked from #hl2dm by ChanServ: (bAhlK) Bye.
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[05:04:2008][22:07] *** Mode change "+v bAhlK" for channel #hl2dm by ClanBot-30.
[05:04:2008][22:07] ninojman: lol
[05:04:2008][22:08] ninojman: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[05:04:2008][22:08] uncle_rico: pwnt x 2
[05:04:2008][22:08] ninojman: somebosy post that

I was there for the IDMWS talk

(10:13:23 PM) puFF: kobe bryant raped me once
(10:13:25 PM) wRw^ninojman^rL: they need to just give up
(10:13:30 PM) wRw^ninojman^rL: lol
(10:13:42 PM) rL-Thatguy: puFF: kobe bryant raped me once
(10:13:43 PM) rL-Thatguy: wow
(10:13:44 PM) rL-Thatguy: lol
(10:13:54 PM) puFF: and i liked it
(10:13:59 PM) wRw^ninojman^rL: i use to work at the AAA team here in richmond
(10:14:07 PM) puFF: id let him touch me any day of the week

lol i hate j0o

LOL OMG

it happen, i was there.

[12:24] <+Ghostdog> they see me rollin
[12:24] <+Ghostdog> 4v4in
[12:24] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> they hatin
[12:24] <+DEFme> lol nice
[12:24] <+Ghostdog> tryin to claim walls cause we fightin dirty

(1:33:26 PM) Zman: BARREL ROLLS
(1:33:30 PM) Ghostdog: DO IT
(1:33:51 PM) Ghostdog: damn how long has ceiling cat been there D:
(1:33:52 PM) ***wRw^ninojman^rL does a barrel roll
(1:33:57 PM) Ghostdog: OH SHIT
(1:34:01 PM) Ghostdog: WIN WIN WIN
(1:34:02 PM) wRw^ninojman^rL: i win
(1:34:04 PM) ***Zman high fives nino
(1:34:08 PM) Zman: win
(1:34:09 PM) emma|watson: uh I know a few?
(1:34:20 PM) Ghostdog: that would be a high ten
(1:34:26 PM) wRw^ninojman^rL:
(1:34:27 PM) Ghostdog: due to the barrel roll spinnage
(1:34:30 PM) Zman: ah snap
(1:34:33 PM) emma|watson: lllllol.
(1:34:35 PM) wRw^ninojman^rL: lol
(1:34:36 PM) Ghostdog: pwnt
(1:34:38 PM) Zman: nice
(1:34:48 PM) ***wRw^ninojman^rL presss left then right
(1:34:51 PM) Zman: haha
(1:34:52 PM) Ghostdog: :O
(1:34:53 PM) ***wRw^ninojman^rL does a barrel roll
(1:34:56 PM) Zman: wheee
(1:35:01 PM) Ghostdog: :O :O :O :O
(1:35:05 PM) Ghostdog: <
(1:35:06 PM) Ghostdog: ^
(1:35:07 PM) Ghostdog: >
(1:35:08 PM) Ghostdog: <
(1:35:10 PM) ***Zman gets seasick

DO A BARREL ROLL!

We should have an official "idmws" server settings list.

cl_downloadfilter nofatchicks.
sv_hl2mp_erection_respawn_time 2
sv_cheats 1
mp_humplimit 0
sv_friction 1
sv_gravity 0
sv_bounce 300
and ma_play admin_plugin/sex_music?.mp3
cl_ragdoll_collide 1

ahaha those are my settings!

cl_downloadfilter nofatchicks.

Aww, why discrimante?

(11:08:59 PM) rL-sisterFISTER: if you were a hermaph
(11:09:06 PM) rL-sisterFISTER: could u request a female officer to search you?
(11:09:19 PM) rL-sisterFISTER: like if i got pulled over
(11:09:23 PM) rL-sisterFISTER: and they wanted to search me
(11:09:25 PM) rL-sisterFISTER: could i say
(11:09:29 PM) rL-sisterFISTER: im a him/her
(11:09:36 PM) rL-sisterFISTER: let a girl grab up on my shit
(11:09:41 PM) rL-sisterFISTER: u think that would fly?

When did hermaphrodite become abbreviated?!

A few more client side:

cl_defaultweapon "weapon_dong"
exec sex_enhancer
bind "x" "sex_restart"

When did hermaphrodite become abbreviated?!

when you use a word daily, you abbreviate it.

y I d i a t t.

see.

roflwaffle

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[21:29] * ClanBot-30 sets mode: +v CellarDweller
[21:29] <+CellarDweller> hody
[21:29] <+CellarDweller> howdy
[21:40] <+CellarDweller> ever notice how close the spelling is between vegas and vagina?
[21:41] <+CellarDweller> ok, maybe it's the beer
[21:42] * +reRE-Thatguy slaps CellarDweller around a bit with a large trout
[21:45] <+Rep99099> wow
[21:52] <+CellarDweller> 1 crash down....
[21:53] <+CellarDweller> too steamy rep? steamy, heheh
[21:53] <+CellarDweller> wait, whats with the fish slap?
[21:54] <+CellarDweller> large trout? like a lake trout?
[21:55] <+CellarDweller> i need some butter with that trout TG
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[22:06] * ClanBot-30 sets mode: +v CAL-hl2dm|Rattray
[22:10] <+Rep99099> wow
[22:12] * @ninjins has left #hl2dm (LOL BYE)
[22:24] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> wow
[22:29] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> oh, hi http://www.hl2dm-university.com ! !

*blush*

[12:20] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> add this to your perform line so your IP is not public //mode $me +x
[12:20] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> To set +x mode to yourself you will first need to have the following:
[12:20] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> * Be registered with AuthServ. If you need help registering go Here
[12:20] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> * Be currently authenticated with AuthServ

(3:31:08 PM) ninjins: i gotta change my diaper
(3:31:09 PM) ninjins: brb

(4:22:32 PM) DEFme: what state do u live in?
(4:22:33 PM) bAhlK: mcdonalds?
(4:22:34 PM) bAhlK: LOL
(4:22:39 PM) bAhlK: vermont
(4:22:40 PM) bAhlK: hahahah
(4:22:41 PM) bAhlK: i mean
(4:22:42 PM) bAhlK: florida
(4:22:46 PM) wRw^ninojman^rL: what



lol wut.

[16:22] <+DEFme> what state do u live in?
[16:22] <@bAhlK> mcdonalds?
[16:22] <@bAhlK> LOL
[16:22] <@bAhlK> vermont
[16:22] <@bAhlK> hahahah
[16:22] <@bAhlK> i mean
[16:22] <@bAhlK> florida
[16:22] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> what
[16:22] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> lol
[16:22] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> wtfg
[16:22] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> afjgsd;kjgn
[16:22] <@bAhlK> lol?

(9:15:07 PM) WT: wtf is bahlk anyway
(9:15:19 PM) puFF`LAKERS`FTW: liek that thing in baseball taht the pitcher does?
(9:15:29 PM) TheProdigy: he claims its BAH with LK added for originality
(9:15:33 PM) TheProdigy: i asked him that already
(9:15:36 PM) WT: bahlk
(9:15:43 PM) WT: i thought it was his name backwards
(9:15:52 PM) WT: Klhab
(9:15:53 PM) TheProdigy: nope its BAH...LK!
(9:15:58 PM) puFF`LAKERS`FTW: sound a chick makes?
(9:16:04 PM) puFF`LAKERS`FTW: chicken*
(9:16:05 PM) WT: Parents couldnt spell calib
(9:16:13 PM) puFF`LAKERS`FTW: lol
(9:16:17 PM) WT: lol chick
(9:16:22 PM) WT: wtf u doing to her??
(9:16:29 PM) puFF`LAKERS`FTW: bahlking her
(9:16:31 PM) WT: haha
(9:16:32 PM) puFF`LAKERS`FTW: she likes it
(9:16:34 PM) TheProdigy: hahah!
(9:16:39 PM) WT: sec Imma post this one
(9:16:46 PM) puFF`LAKERS`FTW: who wants to get bahlked
(9:16:52 PM) TheProdigy: hahahahh
(9:17:05 PM) WT: bahlk off we dont do that around here
(9:17:20 PM) TheProdigy: LOL we need bahlk here to see this
(9:17:28 PM) WT: oh hes not here D:
(9:17:34 PM) WT: I shall indeed post it then
(9:17:40 PM) WT: he will surely lol

[14:56] * ChanServ sets mode: +v reRE-Thatguy
[14:56] * @wRw^ninojman^rL slaps reRE-Thatguy around a bit with a large trout
[14:57] <+reRE-Thatguy> ooo
[14:57] <+reRE-Thatguy> it was worth it
[14:57] <+reRE-Thatguy> cal starts on the 27th right?
[14:57] <+Zman> wish theyd post schedules an shit
[14:58] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> stfu zman
[14:58] <+Zman> no
[14:58] <+Zman> u
[14:58] <+Zman> ur mom
[14:58] <+Zman> ur dad
[14:58] <+Zman> ur sister
[14:58] <+Zman> pwnd.
[14:58] <+reRE-Thatguy> wait
[14:58] <+reRE-Thatguy> i know how to settle this
[14:58] <+reRE-Thatguy> cripple fight?
[14:58] <+Zman> BARREL ROLLS?!?!
[14:58] <+Zman> oh]
[14:58] <+Zman> or that
[14:58] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> you butter-eating basement dwellar
[14:58] * +reRE-Thatguy slaps reRE-Thatguy around a bit with a large trout
[14:59] <+Zman> you slime guzzling closet denizen
[14:59] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> you cockknocking transvestite
[15:00] <+Zman> you ass licking hermaphrodite
[15:01] <+reRE-Thatguy> poooooop
[15:01] <+Zman> no comeback?
[15:01] <+Zman> :O
[15:01] <@bAhlK> who wants do drink beer tonite?
[15:01] <+Zman> you do
[15:01] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> where did you get your haircut zman, the pet shop?
[15:01] <@bAhlK> ^_-
[15:02] <+reRE-Thatguy> ooooooooooooooooo
[15:02] <@bAhlK> i think i might go for a 24 rack
[15:02] <@bAhlK> new record
[15:02] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> pfft
[15:02] <+Zman> you hemmorhoidal chum bucket nino, where did you buy your pants, the GAY store?
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[15:03] <+Zman> ninjins just in time
[15:03] <+Zman> its on
[15:03] <+Zman>
[15:03] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> I never forget a face...but in your case I'll make an exception!
[15:03] <+Zman> not what your mother said last night
[15:03] <+reRE-Thatguy> oo
[15:03] <+reRE-Thatguy> i get it
[15:03] <+reRE-Thatguy> its a sex joke
[15:03] <@bAhlK> ahhahaahah
[15:04] <+Zman> nino if you tried any harder to flame me youd burst into flames from the intelectual effort
[15:04] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> 100,000 sperm to choose from and you weren't the fastest, just nobody could stand to be swim with you
[15:05] <+Zman> to be swim with me
[15:05] <+Zman> n1
[15:05] <@wRw^ninojman^rL>
[15:06] <+reRE-Thatguy> anyone ever died before?
[15:06] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> some drink from the fountain of knowledge, zman only gargled.
[15:07] <@ninjins> LOL
[15:07] <+Zman> your mom gargled
[15:07] <@ninjins> LOL
[15:07] <@ninjins> god this is great
[15:07] <@ninjins> thanks guys
[15:07] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> lol
[15:07] <+Zman> you missed some good ones earlier
[15:07] <+Zman> lemme copy paste
[15:07] <@ninjins> i woke up in a good mood thanks to that
[15:07] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> good cause you've been pretty shitty lately
[15:07] <+Zman> (2:58:59 PM) wRw^ninojman^rL: you butter-eating basement dwellar
[15:07] <+Zman> (2:59:13 PM) ***reRE-Thatguy slaps reRE-Thatguy around a bit with a large trout
[15:07] <+Zman> (2:59:16 PM) Zman: you slime guzzling closet denizen
[15:07] <+Zman> (2:59:53 PM) wRw^ninojman^rL: you cockknocking transvestite
[15:07] <+Zman> (3:00:23 PM) Zman: you ass licking hermaphrodite
[15:08] <@ninjins> (3:08:05 PM) wRw^ninojman^rL: good cause you've been pretty shitty lately
[15:08] <@ninjins>
[15:08] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> [15:01] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> where did you get your haircut zman, the pet shop?
[15:09] <@ninjins> i have not.
[15:09] <@ninjins> other people have
[15:09] <@ninjins>
[15:09] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> [15:02] <+Zman> you hemmorhoidal chum bucket nino, where did you buy your pants, the GAY store?
[15:09] <+Zman> hah
[15:09] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> hehe
[15:09] <+Zman> nino is as gay as pink ink
[15:09] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> well you let people get to you
[15:09] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> er
[15:09] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> have been
[15:09] <@ninjins> actually
[15:09] <@ninjins> it doesnt bother me
[15:09] <@ninjins> i just love to go with it
[15:09] <+Zman> also hels so hairy you could knit him into a pair of gloves
[15:09] <+Zman> *he's
[15:09] <@ninjins> im someone that loves to argue
[15:10] <@ninjins> cause im usually right
[15:10] <+Zman> nino you've a face like a million dollars
[15:10] <+Zman> all green and wrinkled
[15:10] <@ninjins> man wheres ghost dog
[15:10] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> hahahaha
[15:10] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> you noob
[15:11] <@ninjins> i gotta tell him to meet me in k-zoo tomorrow
[15:11] <@wRw^ninojman^rL>
[15:11] <+Zman> lol wut?
[15:11] <@ninjins> yeah ghost dog from TSGK lives like 40 min from me
[15:11] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.
[15:11] <@ninjins> hahaha
[15:12] <+Zman> go and squirt lemon juice in your eyes, it's the only way we'll make you smart
[15:13] <+Zman> i mean nino, I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others
[15:14] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> Everyone has a photographic memory. Zman doesn't have film.
[15:14] <+reRE-Thatguy> aw hell no
[15:14] <+reRE-Thatguy> crossed the line
[15:14] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> this needs to make it into that #hldm post
[15:14] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> #hl2dm* wtf is wrong with my 2 button
[15:15] <+reRE-Thatguy> if ur copying this get this line with it to
[15:15] <+Zman> Someone said that you were not fit to fuck pigs the other day. I stuck up for you, though. I told them you were.
[15:16] <+reRE-Thatguy> shit i forget my steam pw
[15:16] <+Zman> nino is cruelly depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
[15:16] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> hahah
[15:16] <+reRE-Thatguy> fucking ass
[15:16] <+Zman>
[15:17] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?
[15:17] <+Zman> nino if i may make a suggestion?
[15:17] <+Zman> Grasp your ears firmly and pull; you might just be able to remove your head from you ass.
[15:17] <+Zman> your
[15:17] <+Zman> fucking spaces ftl!?!?!
[15:18] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
[15:18] <+Zman> ninos got his head so far up his ass he can chew his food twice
[15:19] <@bAhlK> that would be
[15:19] <@bAhlK> FUCKING EPIC
[15:19] <@bAhlK> think about it
[15:19] <@bAhlK> eating same meal twice?
[15:19] <+Zman> lol
[15:19] <@bAhlK> think bout how much money u would save
[15:19] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> Yo Mamma's so stupid she stayed in the grocery store for one day looking at a can of orange juice just because it said concentrate.
[15:19] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> oh no
[15:20] <+reRE-Thatguy> techno music has the gayest fuckign lyrics ever
[15:20] <+Zman> ah snap he went to the yo momma
[15:20] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> i went there
[15:20] <@bAhlK> hahahahaha
[15:20] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> lol
[15:20] <+Zman> Lol
[15:20] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> yo Mamma's so stupid she went to an antique store and said what's new
[15:20] <+reRE-Thatguy> its all just fly over into the skky with me
[15:20] <+reRE-Thatguy> gay..
[15:20] <+Zman> Yo momma's so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to
bury her
[15:21] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> Your momma's so dirty that when she went swimming at the beach, she left a ring around the ocean!
[15:21] <+reRE-Thatguy> i dont get it
[15:21] <+reRE-Thatguy> uh
[15:21] <+reRE-Thatguy> wait
[15:21] <+reRE-Thatguy> its coming to me
[15:21] <+reRE-Thatguy> wait no
[15:22] <+reRE-Thatguy> i still dotn get it
[15:22] <+Zman> i have to piss
[15:22] <+Zman> then ill return for more combat
[15:22] <@ninjins> lol
[15:22] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> :O
[15:22] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> quitter
[15:22] <@ninjins> i quti hl2dm
[15:22] <@ninjins> ace made me
[15:23] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> we know
[15:23] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> l8r ninjins
[15:23] <+Zman> back
[15:24] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> zmans wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.
[15:24] <+Zman> its on
[15:24] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> haha
[15:24] <+Zman> nino next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.Â
[15:24] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> if zman were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
[15:26] <+Zman> You can see that nino is at his wit's end. you can see that it hasn't taken him long to get there either.
[15:26] <+reRE-Thatguy> !info
[15:26] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> zman has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.
[15:27] <@bAhlK> !info
[15:27] <@bAhlK> why did they take off the thing
[15:27] <@bAhlK> where it say ssoemthing
[15:27] <@bAhlK> when u enter the chan?
[15:27] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> because of hidden
[15:27] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> and sister
[15:27] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> if zman's brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.
[15:28] <+Zman> Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but nino abuses the privilege.
[15:29] * Cyb3rclash has joined #hl2dm
[15:29] * ChanServ sets mode: +v Cyb3rclash
[15:29] <@ninjins> lol
[15:30] <+Zman> God made mountains, god made trees, god made nino..... but we all make mistakes.
[15:30] <@ninjins> LOL
[15:31] <+Cyb3rclash> psht
[15:31] <+Cyb3rclash> Nino is GOD Z
[15:31] <+Cyb3rclash> he is God of DM
[15:31] <+Zman> dude youve missed a looooooooot
[15:31] <+Zman> lol
[15:31] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> lol
[15:31] <+Zman> were in the midst of an epic battle
[15:31] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> i have it all on tape
[15:31] <+Cyb3rclash> ok well god of draft night
[15:31] <+Zman> its been raging for a good half an hour
[15:31] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> :O
[15:31] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> longest quote on #hl2dm post yet
[15:31] <+Zman> hahahaha
[15:31] <@ninjins> anyone else notice something wrong with the title of this channel?
[15:31] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> should we keep going?
[15:32] <@ninjins> its been different forever
[15:32] <+Zman> we could call it a draw
[15:32] <+Zman>
[15:32] <@ninjins> hmHalf-Life 2: Deathmatch
[15:32] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> or just say that i won,
[15:32] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> since idid
[15:32] <@wRw^ninojman^rL>
[15:32] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> !topic
[15:32] -ChanServ- #hl2dm does not have a default topic.
[15:32] <+Zman> we could say i won, but that would be an inadequate way to describe how bad you failed
[15:32] <+Zman>
[15:32] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> hahaha
[15:32] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> here we go again
[15:32] <@ninjins> she li-li-lick me like a lollipop
[15:33] <+Zman> hahahaha

You must enter #hl2dm For Round 2 of this epic battle

ahhhh good times.

[10:46] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> FAIL!
[10:46] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> FAIL!
[10:46] <+URN8P2> how do you get jizz out of a cat fur
[10:46] <+Zman> FAIL
[10:46] <+Zman> FAIL
[10:46] <+Zman> FAIL
[10:46] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> FAIL!
[10:46] <+Zman> FAIL
[10:46] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> FAIL!
[10:46] <+Zman> FAIL
[10:46] <+URN8P2> rail
[10:46] <@wRw^ninojman^rL> NOPE
[10:46] <+URN8P2> snail
[10:46] <+Zman> FAIL
[10:46] <+URN8P2> pail
[10:46] <+URN8P2> kale
[10:46] <+URN8P2> whale
[10:46] <+URN8P2> mail
[10:46] <+URN8P2> bail
[10:46] <+Zman> FAIL
[10:46] <+URN8P2> sail

EPIC

oh lawd

[14:12] <@wRw^namjonin> [14:11] <+puFF> i did a barell roll in teh toilet once
[14:12] <+poorbilly> but it was with reason i suppose
[14:12] <@wRw^namjonin> how did that work out for you?
[14:12] <+Zman> ninjins
[14:12] <+Zman> i need to talk
[14:13] <+Zman> to you about...some other ppl
[14:13] <+poorbilly> zman
[14:13] <+Zman> ?
[14:13] <+poorbilly> what has ace said on my behave?
[14:13] <@wRw^namjonin> zman is having ninjins baby?
[14:13] <+poorbilly> hehalf
[14:13] <+poorbilly> behalf
[14:13] <@ninjins> LOL
[14:13] <@wRw^namjonin> zinboy
[14:13] <@ninjins> rofl
[14:13] <@ninjins> canty breathe
[14:13] <@wRw^namjonin> haha
[14:14] <+Zman> yeah

hahaha old timer i didn't even see that comment.....WTF you fail sir

aw shit im a mother??

[22:52] <@VoxteX> that's what makes voxtex voxtex...
[22:52] <@VoxteX> if I wasn't a douche
[22:52] <@VoxteX> I'd be nobody
[22:52] <@bAhlK> good point
[22:53] <@WT`afk> jesus christ pot and kettle arguing over whos a douche over here
[22:53] <@WT`afk> ;P
[22:54] <@bAhlK> lol..
[22:55] <@VoxteX> I never said bahlk was a douche.
[22:55] <@VoxteX> and I never denied being a douche
[22:55] <@VoxteX> so nobody's arguing
[22:56] <@bAhlK> hahhahahaah

(6:45:00 PM) reRE-Thatguy [~[email protected]] entered the room.
(6:45:00 PM) mode (+v reRE-Thatguy) by ChanServ
(6:45:18 PM) reRE-Thatguy: STOP TALKING!
(6:50:36 PM) MfYa_DJ: Shutup.
(6:50:43 PM) reRE-Thatguy: ok
(6:50:52 PM) ***reRE-Thatguy slaps MfYa_DJ around a bit with a large trout
(6:50:56 PM) reRE-Thatguy: i win again
(6:51:06 PM) reRE-Thatguy: -DO I WIN?
(6:51:06 PM) HL2DM-Bot: reRE-Thatguy: No.
(6:51:09 PM) reRE-Thatguy: damnit




.

I dunno why I lol'd, but I lol'd.

[05:22:2008][14:28] ewR|namjonin^rL: um
[05:22:2008][14:28] ewR|namjonin^rL: lol
[05:22:2008][14:29] ewR|namjonin^rL: anyone use pidgin?
[05:22:2008][14:29] uncle_rico:
[05:22:2008][14:29] uncle_rico: trillian
[05:22:2008][14:30] ewR|namjonin^rL: ya?
[05:22:2008][14:30] uncle_rico: ya
[05:22:2008][14:30] ewR|namjonin^rL: word
[05:22:2008][14:30] ewR|namjonin^rL: to your mother
[05:22:2008][14:30] uncle_rico: yip
[05:22:2008][14:31] ewR|namjonin^rL: Nvm about the pidgin thing
[05:22:2008][14:32] uncle_rico: okie dokie

[14:34] <+uncle_rico> just waaaay too happy
[14:36] <+CAL-hl2dm|Bell> you lol'd
[14:36] <+CAL-hl2dm|Bell> thats a Lol in itself
[14:36] <+uncle_rico> lol
[14:36] <@ewR|namjonin^rL> thats a lol that you lol'd at the lol, lol!
[14:37] <+uncle_rico> and now i shall lol
[14:37] <@ewR|namjonin^rL> indeed, lol

[16:49] <@ewR|namjonin^rL> hey
[16:49] <@ewR|namjonin^rL> [14:34] <+uncle_rico> just waaaay too happy
[16:49] <@ewR|namjonin^rL> [14:36] <+CAL-hl2dm|Bell> you lol'd
[16:49] <@ewR|namjonin^rL> [14:36] <+CAL-hl2dm|Bell> thats a Lol in itself
[16:49] <@ewR|namjonin^rL> [14:36] <+uncle_rico> lol
[16:49] <@ewR|namjonin^rL> [14:36] <@ewR|namjonin^rL> thats a lol that you lol'd at the lol, lol!
[16:49] <@ewR|namjonin^rL> [14:37] <+uncle_rico> and now i shall lol
[16:49] <@ewR|namjonin^rL> [14:37] <@ewR|namjonin^rL> indeed, lol
[16:50] <+TheProdigy> a big lol at that one
[16:51] <@nitro_tater> lol

We have more cowbell! But I got a fever! DMU needs some more LOL!

(1:00:03 AM) ewR|ninojman^rL: hello #hl32dm@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(1:03:14 AM) ewR|ninojman^rL: hello #hl32dm@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(1:05:21 AM) Zman: hello nino
(1:05:27 AM) ewR|ninojman^rL:
(1:05:29 AM) ewR|ninojman^rL: zman
(1:05:32 AM) Zman: sup?
(1:05:34 AM) ewR|ninojman^rL: fuckingf help meh
(1:05:37 AM) Zman: k
(1:05:41 AM) Zman: how can i help ya?
(1:06:30 AM) ewR|ninojman^rL: but not being an assholesd
(1:06:39 AM) Zman: oh no not at all
(1:06:43 AM) Zman: can i guess?
(1:06:47 AM) Zman: vodka?
(1:06:52 AM) ewR|ninojman^rL: i just got a POHONE call from someone
(1:07:03 AM) ewR|ninojman^rL: it was called 'private'
(1:07:08 AM) ewR|ninojman^rL: who the fuck is it
(1:07:13 AM) ewR|ninojman^rL: or caoukld it be??
(1:07:15 AM) ewR|ninojman^rL: zomg
(1:07:18 AM) ewR|ninojman^rL: i'mdafhadfhasth
(1:07:23 AM) Zman: true
(1:07:27 AM) ewR|ninojman^rL: yes
(1:07:30 AM) Zman: yes.
(1:07:33 AM) ewR|ninojman^rL: thanks for the help
(1:07:36 AM) Zman: hey any time

DM + alcohol don't mix. I've learned lol.

AAAAAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
loling
Wasted!

DM + alcohol don't mix. I've learned lol.

Yea but a bunch of people drinking, DMing and all in a chat server together can make for some GOOD TIMES!!

hahaha that was great, jager + bud = weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Drunk-Gaming totally rocks, dood!

3:04:12 PM) Cyb3rclash: nunchucks skills, bowstaff skills, hl2dm hax skills
(3:04:39 PM) uncle_rico: girls only want boyfriends who have great skills
(3:04:52 PM) MobileFear: to true
(3:05:00 PM) MobileFear: too
(3:05:00 PM) Cyb3rclash: my hl2dm hax skills are teh suck
(3:05:35 PM) uncle_rico:
(3:05:49 PM) Cyb3rclash: teach me teh uncle rico
(3:05:56 PM) uncle_rico: me too, i need fearsome to train me the ways of the ninja
(3:06:13 PM) uncle_rico: lol, i need training
(3:06:21 PM) Cyb3rclash: I had Conflict teaching me some sweet SW ninja moves
(3:06:26 PM) Cyb3rclash: but he left me
(3:06:31 PM) uncle_rico: lol
(3:06:56 PM) uncle_rico: i just wanna learn how not to die
(3:07:06 PM) Cyb3rclash: sv_cheats 1
(3:07:09 PM) Cyb3rclash: buddha
(3:07:11 PM) Cyb3rclash: LAWL
(3:07:14 PM) uncle_rico: lol
(3:08:00 PM) Cyb3rclash: im bad about dying
(3:08:17 PM) uncle_rico: i don't like it
(3:08:27 PM) Cyb3rclash: i dont like it either, but happens
(3:08:40 PM) Cyb3rclash: when someone kills you, throw a steak in their face
(3:08:43 PM) Cyb3rclash: LOL
(3:09:10 PM) uncle_rico: that would be sweet if steaks were in hl2dm, i pwn faces
(3:09:18 PM) Cyb3rclash: yeah

Well, nobody's safe now. I figured out how to be on two servers at once. So I'll probably be lurking in the room all day during work hours

Roh row.

[23:03] <+FFup`Lakers> wow
[23:03] <+FFup`Lakers> i want to make sweet sweet love to kobe
[23:04] <+PoPa> ---> GO SPURS GO
[23:04] <+PoPa> ---> GO SPURS GO
[23:04] <+PoPa> ---> GO SPURS GO
[23:04] <+PoPa> !
[23:04] <+FFup`Lakers> what
[23:04] <+FFup`Lakers> STFU
[23:04] <+PoPa> xD
[23:04] <+PoPa> kobee suckz
[23:05] <+FFup`Lakers> kobee does but kobe doesnt
[23:06] <+PoPa> yes i know his nickname is Kobee Norris
[23:06] <+PoPa> =(
[23:06] * eNs-sype has joined #hl2dm
[23:06] * ChanServ sets mode: +v eNs-sype
[23:06] <+uncle_rico> don't desecrate the Norris name
[23:06] <+uncle_rico> only one name goes in front of it....and that's Chuck
[23:07] <+PoPa> xD

[11:19] <@reRE-sisterFISTER> need a dispenser here!
[11:19] <@reRE-sisterFISTER> need a dispenser here!
[11:19] <@reRE-sisterFISTER> need a dispenser here!
[11:19] <@reRE-sisterFISTER> need a dispenser here!
[11:20] <@ewR|ninojman^rL> need a dispenser here!
[11:20] <@ewR|ninojman^rL> need a dispenser here!

[01:01] <@ewR|ninojman^rL> i got blue screen of death O_O
[01:02] <+HAXCoke> im in ur windows, eatin ur filez
[01:02] <@ewR|ninojman^rL> oh noes!
[01:02] <+HAXCoke> so you ever make a hl2dm cowbell mod?
[01:02] <@ewR|ninojman^rL> i did spill coke on this computer once
[01:02] <@ewR|ninojman^rL> never been right since

(11:02:56 PM) Krutch|PuFF: (11:02:37 PM) ninjins: (2:02:12 AM) WT: (10:59:20 PM) ninjins: scrum-diddly-umptious
(11:03:01 PM) ninjins: (2:02:39 AM) Krutch|PuFF: (11:02:37 PM) ninjins: (2:02:12 AM) WT: (10:59:20 PM) ninjins: scrum-diddly-umptious
(11:03:01 PM) Krutch|PuFF: a quote of a quote
(11:03:05 PM) Krutch|PuFF: lol
(11:03:12 PM) WT: I once tostitos
(11:03:14 PM) Krutch|PuFF: beat this
(11:03:15 PM) WT: made a huge mess
(11:03:18 PM) Krutch|PuFF: (11:02:01 PM) Krutch|PuFF: omg
(11:03:18 PM) Krutch|PuFF left the room (quti: Excess Flood).
(11:03:22 PM) ninjins: LOL
(11:03:26 PM) WT: rofl
(11:03:28 PM) ninjins: (2:03:01 AM) Krutch|PuFF: (11:02:01 PM) Krutch|PuFF: omg
(11:03:29 PM) ninjins: (2:03:01 AM) Krutch|PuFF left the room (quti: Excess Flood).
(11:03:30 PM) WT: byez
(11:03:32 PM) Coke.: LOL
(11:03:34 PM) ninjins: (2:02:57 AM) Krutch|PuFF: beat this
(11:03:39 PM) WT: winner!
(11:03:52 PM) ninjins: (2:03:11 AM) TiGGy: (2:03:01 AM) Krutch|PuFF: (11:02:01 PM) Krutch|PuFF: omg
(11:03:52 PM) ninjins: (2:03:11 AM) TiGGy: (2:03:01 AM) Krutch|PuFF left the room (quti: Excess Flood).
(11:03:53 PM) ninjins: oops
(11:03:59 PM) ninjins: (2:03:01 AM) Krutch|PuFF: (11:02:01 PM) Krutch|PuFF: omg
(11:04:00 PM) ninjins: (2:03:01 AM) Krutch|PuFF left the room (quti: Excess Flood).
(11:04:01 PM) ninjins: siged
(11:04:02 PM) ninjins: lolz
(11:04:08 PM) WT: hahaha win

2:19:47 AM) Kyle^ [~Kyle^@c-69-137-122-115.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] entered the room.
(2:19:47 AM) mode (+v Kyle^) by ClanBot-30
(2:20:16 AM) Kyle^: .
(2:21:56 AM) ninjins: KYLE YOU NOOB
(2:22:00 AM) Kyle^: herro
(2:22:01 AM) ninjins: ILL OWN YOUR ASS
(2:22:03 AM) HAXCoke: KYLE WTF
(2:22:04 AM) ninjins: NOOB
(2:22:06 AM) HAXCoke: FUCKING IDIOT MAN WTF
(2:22:08 AM) Kyle^: no u
(2:22:10 AM) HAXCoke: GTFO FUCKER
(2:22:13 AM) Kyle^: no u
(2:22:13 AM) ninjins: POS
(2:22:15 AM) ninjins: NOOB
(2:22:20 AM) ninjins: YOU SUCK AT HL2DM
(2:22:26 AM) Kyle^: lol
(2:22:33 AM) ninjins: I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL
(2:22:37 AM) HAXCoke: YOUR FUCKNIG PISSING EVERYONE OFF JUST GTFO
(2:22:46 AM) Kyle^: D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DD-ULE
(2:22:50 AM) ninjins: brb
(2:22:53 AM) ninjins: THEN WE DUEL
(2:22:59 AM) HAXCoke: AHAHAHA after all that 'brb'
(2:23:02 AM) ninjins: NOOBCAKE
(2:23:07 AM) Kyle^: MMMHH CKAE
(2:23:16 AM) Kyle^: i had cake 10 mins ago
(2:23:19 AM) ninjins: no seriously
(2:23:19 AM) ninjins: brb
(2:23:30 AM) Kyle^: no srsly i did
(2:23:33 AM) HAXCoke: <3 kyle
(2:23:39 AM) Kyle^: :d
(2:32:27 AM) ninjins: no srsly want to duel?
(2:32:34 AM) ninjins: IM BEING SERIAL GUYS
(2:32:36 AM) ninjins: SERIAL.
(2:32:55 AM) ninjins: MANBEARPIG IS IN THESE CAVES
(2:33:31 AM) Kyle^: ZOMG MANBEARPIG KILLED THE KIDS
(2:33:39 AM) Kyle^: i was about to go look at porn
(2:33:44 AM) ninjins: me2
(2:33:45 AM) PwNs3ttia: lawl
(2:33:48 AM) Kyle^: but k lets duel
(2:33:50 AM) PwNs3ttia: glhf
(2:34:08 AM) ninjins: rgr that

(2:37:25 AM) Kyle^: epic
(2:37:35 AM) Kyle^: hi five

wow.

WTF? Kyle knows how to get on IRC? OK for serial get on irc everybody, unless you are a super Trooper Noober

<+Krutch|PuFF> i shit my pants once
<@VoxteX> only once?
<+reRE-Thatguy> uhh
<@VoxteX> I'm sure you did it a lot as a baby
<+reRE-Thatguy> anyone gonan quote that?
<+MfYa_DJ> (9:49:44 PM) Krutch|PuFF: i shit my pants once
<+MfYa_DJ> (9:49:44 PM) Krutch|PuFF: i shit my pants once
<+Gloo> and as an adult
<+MfYa_DJ> (9:49:44 PM) Krutch|PuFF: i shit my pants once
<+MfYa_DJ> (9:49:44 PM) Krutch|PuFF: i shit my pants once
<+MfYa_DJ> (9:49:44 PM) Krutch|PuFF: i shit my pants once
<+reRE-Thatguy> lol
<+CellarDweller> lol
<@VoxteX> [20:50] MfYa_DJ: (9:49:44 PM) Krutch|PuFF: i shit my pants once
<+Krutch|PuFF> fuck, dont quote it
<+Krutch|PuFF> u bastards
<+reRE-Thatguy> everyone had it on their mind
<+Gloo> (09:50:16 PM) VoxteX: [20:50] MfYa_DJ: (9:49:44 PM) Krutch|PuFF: i shit my pants once
<+MfYa_DJ> >:D.
<+CellarDweller> how you quote? *newb*
<+MfYa_DJ> No one is safe.
<@reRE-sisterFISTER> im so hot i get 3rd degree burns from masturbating

Sticky this thread!

no, this thread sucks, i hate it

<+Krutch|PuFF> i shit my pants once
<@VoxteX> only once?
<+reRE-Thatguy> uhh
<@VoxteX> I'm sure you did it a lot as a baby
<+reRE-Thatguy> anyone gonan quote that?
<+MfYa_DJ> (9:49:44 PM) Krutch|PuFF: i shit my pants once
<+MfYa_DJ> (9:49:44 PM) Krutch|PuFF: i shit my pants once
<+Gloo> and as an adult
<+MfYa_DJ> (9:49:44 PM) Krutch|PuFF: i shit my pants once
<+MfYa_DJ> (9:49:44 PM) Krutch|PuFF: i shit my pants once
<+MfYa_DJ> (9:49:44 PM) Krutch|PuFF: i shit my pants once
<+reRE-Thatguy> lol
<+CellarDweller> lol
<@VoxteX> [20:50] MfYa_DJ: (9:49:44 PM) Krutch|PuFF: i shit my pants once
<+Krutch|PuFF> fuck, dont quote it
<+Krutch|PuFF> u bastards
<+reRE-Thatguy> everyone had it on their mind
<+Gloo> (09:50:16 PM) VoxteX: [20:50] MfYa_DJ: (9:49:44 PM) Krutch|PuFF: i shit my pants once
<+MfYa_DJ> >:D.
<+CellarDweller> how you quote? *newb*
<+MfYa_DJ> No one is safe.
<@reRE-sisterFISTER> im so hot i get 3rd degree burns from masturbating

thats a lol,

and this thread needs no sticky due to pure epicness

eipc quote for an epic thread

[12:26] <@ewR|ninojman^rL> i hope i don't time out then
[12:26] <@TiGGy> lol
[12:26] <@ewR|ninojman^rL> fucking
[12:26] <@TiGGy> for x ammount of time
[12:26] <@TiGGy> you live in a coding world dont you vox
[12:26] <@ewR|ninojman^rL> my spyware shit doesn't work for 64-bit
[12:27] <@TiGGy> do numbers haunt you at night
[12:27] <@VoxteX> what am I supposed to say?
[12:27] <@VoxteX> last night I dreamt about CSS
[12:27] <@TiGGy> DONT GET DEFENSIVE
[12:27] <@TiGGy> GO WITH IT.
[12:27] <@TiGGy> oh god
[12:27] <@ewR|ninojman^rL> rgr that
[12:27] <@TiGGy> what a nightmare
[12:27] <@TiGGy> what happened
[12:27] <@ewR|ninojman^rL> lmao
[12:27] <@VoxteX> OMG THE TABLE IS ONE PIXEL OFF
[12:27] <@VoxteX> NOOOOOOOOOOO
[12:27] <@ewR|ninojman^rL> i love the bots in css
[12:27] <@ewR|ninojman^rL> "where could he be?"
[12:27] <@VoxteX> uhh
[12:27] <@VoxteX> css being the web design
[12:27] <@VoxteX> not counter-strike
[12:27] <@TiGGy> lol nino
[12:27] <@TiGGy> LOL
[12:27] <@TiGGy> even funnier
[12:27] <@ewR|ninojman^rL> lmao
[12:28] <@TiGGy> omg brb i cant stop laughing
[12:28] <@TiGGy> you guys are too much
[12:28] <@TiGGy> k im good
[12:28] <@TiGGy> and yeah nino
[12:28] <@VoxteX> did you LOL IRL?
[12:28] <@TiGGy> sping bot
[12:28] <@TiGGy> spin bot*
[12:28] <@TiGGy> yeah a mild chuckle
[12:29] <@ewR|ninojman^rL> so it's you didn't really laugh out loud did you?
[12:29] <@ewR|ninojman^rL> fucking liar
[12:29] <@TiGGy> k sec
[12:29] <@TiGGy> "HEHEHEHE"
[12:29] <@VoxteX> glafsg
[12:29] <@TiGGy> lol
[12:29] <@ewR|ninojman^rL> haha
[12:29] <@TiGGy> that time i LOL'd
[12:29] <@TiGGy> but mostly cause im still laughing at CSS bots
[12:29] <@ewR|ninojman^rL> "tehehe"
[12:30] <@TiGGy> and when you said
[12:30] <@ewR|ninojman^rL> "where could he be?"
[12:30] <@TiGGy> "i wonder where he is"
[12:30] <@TiGGy> lmfao
[12:30] <@TiGGy> OH IMAGINE THAT 180 TURN HS
[12:30] <@TiGGy> complete guess
[12:30] <@TiGGy> bot 1 you 0
[12:30] <@TiGGy> bots suck lol
[12:30] <@ewR|ninojman^rL> "i'm gonna go check out..AHCOUUU AHHHhhhh"
[12:30] <@TiGGy> hahaa
[12:30] <@TiGGy> in fact
[12:30] <@TiGGy> check this shit out
[12:30] <@ewR|ninojman^rL> who does that in-game?
[12:31] <@TiGGy> i was in some shit ass server
[12:31] <@TiGGy> shit ass server thats right.
[12:31] <@TiGGy> anyways
[12:31] <@TiGGy> there were like 3 other players
[12:31] <+DEFme> shit ass server?
[12:31] <@VoxteX> like 3
[12:31] <@TiGGy> running 911 paintball map
[12:31] <@VoxteX> or exactly 3?
[12:31] <@TiGGy> 3 or 4
[12:31] <@TiGGy> who cares
[12:31] <@ewR|ninojman^rL> css?
[12:31] <@VoxteX> me
[12:31] <@TiGGy> stfu and listen
[12:31] <+DEFme> 3.5?
[12:31] <@VoxteX> hl2dm?
[12:31] <@TiGGy> nah hl2dm
[12:31] <@ewR|ninojman^rL> ok
[12:31] <+DEFme> counter strike?
[12:31] <@ewR|ninojman^rL> 3 or 4 players on 911
[12:31] <@TiGGy> CSS RUNS 911 paintball?
[12:31] <@VoxteX> what was the gravity set to?
[12:31] <@TiGGy> i had no idea
[12:31] <@ewR|ninojman^rL> paintball
[12:31] <@VoxteX> how about friction?
[12:31] <@TiGGy> 450
[12:31] <@ewR|ninojman^rL> not 911
[12:31] <@TiGGy> 4
[12:32] <@VoxteX> what was your choke?
[12:32] <@TiGGy> airaccelerate was 100
[12:32] <+DEFme> gungame maybe
[12:32] <@VoxteX> how about loss and latency?
[12:32] <@TiGGy> about 100
[12:32] <@ewR|ninojman^rL> thats where the map is from
[12:32] <+DEFme> latency?
[12:32] <@VoxteX> kk
[12:32] <@TiGGy> loss was 0
[12:32] <@TiGGy> latency was 60
[12:32] <@ewR|ninojman^rL> nice
[12:32] <@ewR|ninojman^rL> aw
[12:32] <+DEFme> mms?
[12:32] <@TiGGy> 70-76.3
[12:32] <+DEFme> ok cool
[12:32] <+DEFme> go on.
[12:32] <@TiGGy> k so here i was
[12:32] <@TiGGy> theres these 3.5 players
[12:32] <+DEFme> where were u again?
[12:32] <@TiGGy> LOL
[12:32] <@TiGGy> hahaha
[12:33] <@TiGGy> i really LOL'd hard
[12:33] <@TiGGy> k anyways
[12:33] <@ewR|ninojman^rL> so it's a east coast server?
[12:33] <@TiGGy> nah west
[12:33] <+DEFme> chicago i think
[12:33] <@ewR|ninojman^rL> i see i see
[12:33] <@TiGGy> hence teh 60latency
[12:33] <+DEFme> well 911 is west
[12:33] <@VoxteX> let the fucker talk
[12:33] <@VoxteX> damn
[12:33] <@TiGGy> well it was 911 paintball map
[12:33] <@ewR|ninojman^rL> well it was just the map
[12:33] <@TiGGy> haha vox
[12:33] <@TiGGy> gettin mad
[12:33] <@TiGGy> im goin with this
[12:33] <@TiGGy> k so here i was
[12:33] <@TiGGy> omg i cant stoplaughing'
[12:33] <+DEFme> ok go on.
[12:33] <@TiGGy> STOP
[12:33] <@ewR|ninojman^rL> here he goes
[12:33] <@TiGGy> FUCKhaha
[12:34] <+DEFme> there he was
[12:34] <@ewR|ninojman^rL> thats him
[12:34] <@TiGGy> ive been up for 23.5 hours shh
[12:34] <+DEFme> playing hldm
[12:34] <@ewR|ninojman^rL> on 911 paintball
[12:34] <@TiGGy> 21.5*
[12:34] <@VoxteX> [11:33] TiGGy: k so here i was
[12:34] <@VoxteX> [11:33] TiGGy: k so here i was
[12:34] <@TiGGy> k yeah
[12:34] <@ewR|ninojman^rL> with 3 to 4 players
[12:34] <@TiGGy> so here i was
[12:34] <@ewR|ninojman^rL> thats him
[12:34] <+DEFme> 3.7
[12:34] <@VoxteX> [11:34] TiGGy: so here i was
[12:34] <@TiGGy> i cant finish
[12:34] <@ewR|ninojman^rL> aliased?
[12:34] <+DEFme> one guy was fat
[12:34] <@TiGGy> no but really
[12:34] <@TiGGy> moral of the story
[12:34] <@ewR|ninojman^rL> ok ok ok
[12:34] <@ewR|ninojman^rL> wait
[12:35] <@TiGGy> was dont play on 911 maps
[12:35] <@ewR|ninojman^rL> you can't do the moral yet
[12:35] <@TiGGy> rofl
[12:35] <@ewR|ninojman^rL> wtf
[12:35] <@TiGGy> BS ITS MY STORY
[12:35] <@TiGGy> no k here
[12:35] <@VoxteX> MORAL OF WHAT STORY?
[12:35] <@ewR|ninojman^rL> what happen to the middle?
[12:35] <@VoxteX> THERE WAS NO STORY
[12:35] <@ewR|ninojman^rL> hahahaha
[12:35] <+DEFme> go ahead, tell it
[12:35] <@TiGGy> thanks guys i needed this laugh
[12:35] <@TiGGy> face tingling
[12:35] <@ewR|ninojman^rL> i want to know
[12:35] <@TiGGy> k but yeah
[12:35] <@ewR|ninojman^rL> i need to know
[12:35] <@VoxteX> that's the cocaine bro
[12:35] <@TiGGy> players looked like real palyers
[12:35] <@TiGGy> aimbottin mofos
[12:35] <@TiGGy> yet had real latency
[12:35] <@ewR|ninojman^rL> omg no way
[12:35] <@TiGGy> and spewed commands after each death
[12:35] <@TiGGy> such as q3 bots
[12:35] <@TiGGy> but wtf
[12:36] <@TiGGy> didnt say BOT
[12:36] <+DEFme> oh hah
[12:36] <@TiGGy> said like 60
[12:36] <@TiGGy> lol
[12:36] <@ewR|ninojman^rL> 60?
[12:36] <@TiGGy> under latency
[12:36] <@TiGGy> it says BOT
[12:36] <@TiGGy> for like srctv
[12:36] <@ewR|ninojman^rL> or -1
[12:36] <@TiGGy> or 3.7
[12:36] <@TiGGy> but yeah
[12:36] <@TiGGy> fuck the story, that whole ordeal was great
[12:36] <@ewR|ninojman^rL> this is that goddamn never ending story!
[12:36] <@TiGGy> that was it!
[12:36] <@ewR|ninojman^rL> thats it?
[12:36] <@TiGGy> bots that looked like real palyers
[12:37] <@TiGGy> lol
[12:37] <@ewR|ninojman^rL> i want my money back
[12:37] <@TiGGy> didnt you read the fine print?
[12:37] <@TiGGy> too late
[12:37] <@ewR|ninojman^rL> "your fucked" ??
[12:37] <@TiGGy> nah
[12:37] <@TiGGy> no refunds

lol epic!

That was funny as hell and i don't know why?!??!
Zman, thanks for enlarging that Sig for everyone. I wear reading glasses now and i would n't have known that was you if not!?!?!?


Hey that is a really cool chrome font! I actually was on Steam forums when i saw it, but very cool!

That was funny as hell and i don't know why?!??!
Zman, thanks for enlarging that Sig for everyone. I wear reading glasses now and i would n't have known that was you if not!?!?!?


Hey that is a really cool chrome font! I actually was on Steam forums when i saw it, but very cool!

haha I love taking credit for something someone else started, so yea thanks man, i know its a sweet sig eh?

That was funny as hell and i don't know why?!??!
Zman, thanks for enlarging that Sig for everyone. I wear reading glasses now and i would n't have known that was you if not!?!?!?


Hey that is a really cool chrome font! I actually was on Steam forums when i saw it, but very cool!

haha I love taking credit for something someone else started, so yea thanks man, i know its a sweet sig eh?

yea now it is, with out that other stuff in the bottom.

That was funny as hell and i don't know why?!??!
Zman, thanks for enlarging that Sig for everyone. I wear reading glasses now and i would n't have known that was you if not!?!?!?


Hey that is a really cool chrome font! I actually was on Steam forums when i saw it, but very cool!

haha I love taking credit for something someone else started, so yea thanks man, i know its a sweet sig eh?

yea now it is, with out that other stuff in the bottom.

nah

[14:20] <+Zman> -go swimming?
[14:20] <@HL2DM-Bot> Zman: No.
[14:21] <+Zman> -go wading?
[14:21] <@HL2DM-Bot> Zman: No.
[14:21] <+Zman> -go drowning?
[14:21] <@HL2DM-Bot> Zman: No.
[14:21] <+Zman> -go outside at all?
[14:21] <@HL2DM-Bot> Zman: No.
[14:21] <+Zman> well shoot
[14:21] <+Zman> guess im stuck here with you

(11:17:06 AM) bAhlK: lets go on strike zman
(11:17:10 AM) Zman: ya
(11:17:10 AM) bAhlK: strike
(11:17:11 AM) bAhlK: strike
(11:17:12 AM) bAhlK: strike
(11:17:13 AM) Zman: strike
(11:17:13 AM) Zman: strike
(11:17:14 AM) bAhlK: !down
(11:17:14 AM) mode (-ov bAhlK bAhlK) by ChanServ
(11:17:16 AM) Zman: strike
(11:17:16 AM) bAhlK: strike
(11:17:17 AM) bAhlK: strike
(11:17:17 AM) Zman: strike
(11:17:18 AM) bAhlK: strike
(11:17:18 AM) Zman: strike
(11:17:19 AM) bAhlK: strike
(11:17:19 AM) Zman: strike

[15:13] <+nikj> how do i change my name?
[15:14] <@Fearsome> type /nick name
[15:15] * Cyb3rclash is now known as name

for that guy. the bastard.

[15:13] <+nikj> how do i change my name?
[15:14] <@Fearsome> type /nick name
[15:15] * Cyb3rclash is now known as name

fucking hilarious

Perfect Fish-slapping technique! Incredible. World Class. And look how hardy and fresh the fish is. Amazing. I'm keeping this one in its own file.

[15:13] <+nikj> how do i change my name?
[15:14] <@Fearsome> type /nick name
[15:15] * Cyb3rclash is now known as name

lol wow. epic.

<Fearsome> set it to 22.2
<bAhlK> DONT HAVE 22.2
<bAhlK> caps
<bAhlK> lol
<CAL-hl2dm|Rattray> actually, itd be nice if a real 7.1 set existed
<CAL-hl2dm|Rattray> so you could tell when someone was above/below you
<Fearsome> make one
<Fearsome> shouldnt be hard
<CAL-hl2dm|Rattray> i could, i suppose
<Fearsome> buy 4 pairs of nice headphones
<Fearsome> and an army helmet
<CAL-hl2dm|Rattray> take a full enclosure helmet
<CAL-hl2dm|Rattray> add 7 speakers
* Herb has joined #hl2dm
* ClanBot-30 sets mode: +v Herb
<Fearsome> put a couple fans in it to keep the sweat down
* Herbalizer has quti IRC (Ping timeout)
<CAL-hl2dm|Rattray> strap the .1 sub to the back
<Fearsome> na
<CAL-hl2dm|Rattray> so the whole thing could shake randomly
<Fearsome> put it in your chair between your legs
<CAL-hl2dm|Rattray> maybe add the sub to a large mic type thing that you could cram up your ass
<Fearsome> would be wildly popular with the female gamers
<CAL-hl2dm|Rattray> instead of hearing footsteps, youd feel them
<bAhlK> <Fearsome> buy 4 pairs of nice headphones
<bAhlK> <Fearsome> and an army helmet
<bAhlK> LOL
<bAhlK> LOL
<bAhlK> TO HARD
<bAhlK> LOL
<bAhlK> dude
<bAhlK> so many ppl would buy that
<bAhlK> u could be rich

[15:33] <+munka> who cares firefox is shitty
[15:33] <+DEFme> theres always one person that hates
[15:33] <+Grape> i have ff3
[15:33] <+Zman> hater
[15:33] <+munka> nader?
[15:34] <+Grape> it said the certificate for gmail wasn't authentic :/
[15:34] <+munka> grape flavored rape!
[15:34] <+Zman> hax
[15:34] <+munka> yayayayayayay
[15:34] * +Grape spunks on munka
[15:35] <+Grape> who is munka
[15:35] <+munka> u remember? we had sex that one time?
[15:35] <+munka> well... it was more like you raping me
[15:35] <+Zman> (3:35:04 PM) ***Grape spunks on munka
[15:35] <+Zman> (3:35:21 PM) Grape: who is munka
[15:36] <+Zman> spooge first, ask questions later

This thread just reinforces my love for this wonderful community. Teh lulz just keep coming.

[15:13] <+nikj> how do i change my name?
[15:14] <@Fearsome> type /nick name
[15:15] * Cyb3rclash is now known as name

lol wow. epic.

I've never used Irc

(5:14:20 PM) puFF: -searchp for Kyles testicles
(5:14:21 PM) HL2DM-Bot: : No results found.

Can someone enlighten me as to what exactly this conversation was about??

Who is GooseOnDaMooseOnDaLoose and whats his problem with me and Scotland?

(8:46:06 PM) MooseOnDaLoose: thats toad
(8:46:16 PM) ewR|namjonin: ah
(8:46:22 PM) ewR|namjonin: whats he up too?
(8:46:40 PM) GooseOnDaMooseOnDaLoose: that's jellyfox, actually
(8:47:36 PM) ewR|namjonin: and
(8:47:44 PM) ewR|namjonin: why did he post that in css forums?
(8:47:59 PM) MooseOnDaLoose: css'ers were lovin it!
(8:48:04 PM) MooseOnDaLoose: toad is big in css i think
(8:48:09 PM) ewR|namjonin: ah
(8:48:17 PM) svN`: you guys should post some vids on http://www.sourceradio.com !
(8:48:17 PM) ewR|namjonin: well
(8:48:20 PM) GooseOnDaMooseOnDaLoose: it's not toad
(8:48:23 PM) GooseOnDaMooseOnDaLoose: you stupid fuckface
(8:48:26 PM) MooseOnDaLoose: its toad you fuckin moron
(8:48:31 PM) ewR|namjonin: thats not where a lot of css players go
(8:48:36 PM) GooseOnDaMooseOnDaLoose: not it fucking isnt you salad tosser
(8:48:46 PM) MooseOnDaLoose: so jellyfox is in $W?
(8:48:49 PM) MooseOnDaLoose: gg stfu
(8:48:52 PM) GooseOnDaMooseOnDaLoose: no, he's posing
(8:48:59 PM) GooseOnDaMooseOnDaLoose: stupid fucking scots
(8:49:07 PM) ***GooseOnDaMooseOnDaLoose murders all scots
(8:49:08 PM) MooseOnDaLoose: you're a moron, learn what you're talkin about before you call ME of all people a moron

thats grapes retard ass, fearsome feels the need to un-ban him...

right there was an example of someone talking and he gets mad because you aren't talking with him so he trying to high jack the convo.

I will ban him quickly and fearsome can deal with the pm's until he doesn't unban him and grape moves on with his life.

(5:14:20 PM) puFF: -searchp for Kyles testicles
(5:14:21 PM) HL2DM-Bot: : No results found.

LMAO xD

(8:49:08 PM) MooseOnDaLoose: you're a moron, learn what you're talkin about before you call ME of all people a moron

xD

[22:39] <+Krutch|puFF> i use crowbar hax for long range shots
[22:39] <+Krutch|puFF> i ahve a crowbar boomarang
[22:40] <+Krutch|puFF> sometimes i run out of crowbar ammo
[22:42] <+Krutch|puFF> '(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(
[22:43] <@CAL-hl2dm|Rattray> killllll!!!!!!!
[22:43] <@Seagull> afk

(11:04:27 AM) briggs: LOL
(11:04:28 AM) briggs: http://youtube.com/watch?v=7MJpDwJ8sEo
(11:04:32 AM) briggs: EPICCCCC
(11:05:06 AM) Coke.: lmao this is so old
(11:05:08 AM) conflakes: :{ aye aye aye
(11:05:20 AM) Zman: lol people are bitching me out for wanting to quti the game xD
(11:05:32 AM) conflakes: they're right
(11:05:35 AM) conflakes: f off zman
(11:05:39 AM) Zman: lol
(11:05:41 AM) Zman: lulz
(11:05:43 AM) conflakes: you dont have the right to quti
(11:05:47 AM) conflakes: you are bound to the game
(11:06:05 AM) Zman: apparently
(11:06:15 AM) Zman: i mean think of what would happen if i quti!!
(11:06:16 AM) CellarDweller: must be in california
(11:06:18 AM) Zman: think about it!!!
(11:06:20 AM) Zman: omg!!1
(11:06:20 AM) Coke.: LMFAO THIS FIGHT SCENE
(11:06:22 AM) conflakes: hahaha god this fight scene
(11:06:34 AM) Zman: lol
(11:06:58 AM) conflakes: if FInal Fight 1 for SNES had a movie
(11:07:00 AM) conflakes: that would be it
(11:07:01 AM) briggs: :{
(11:07:01 AM) briggs: mustachio
(11:07:11 AM) conflakes: take off the mustache and it's Cody from Final fight
(11:07:15 AM) Coke.: jumpin around like a fucking dolphin "SHK SHK SHK BOM BOM WHACK!"
(11:07:21 AM) briggs: hahahahaha
(11:07:53 AM) Coke.: 2:30 when he kicks the sack, LMFAO
(11:08:02 AM) conflakes: random ass useless wooden tower by the house
(11:08:22 AM) briggs: hahawhaha
(11:08:44 AM) conflakes: LOL AHAHAH WHAT THA FAK
(11:08:53 AM) conflakes: midget!
(11:08:58 AM) conflakes: midget abduction
(11:09:16 AM) briggs: they all sound like that got kicked in the balls
(11:09:16 AM) briggs: :/
(11:09:32 AM) conflakes: ROFL he kicked him in the arm
(11:09:38 AM) conflakes: the guy's lieing on his back
(11:09:43 AM) conflakes: not the face son
(11:09:45 AM) conflakes: KICK TEH ARM!
(11:09:56 AM) briggs: lol
(11:10:00 AM) Coke.: this is degrading to all films everywhere
(11:10:21 AM) briggs: bah
(11:10:26 AM) briggs: this one is allot better
(11:10:27 AM) briggs: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1eFdUSnaQM
(11:10:51 AM) briggs: epic fome rock!
(11:10:57 AM) Coke.: lmfao
(11:11:10 AM) Coke.: massive lethargia
(11:11:32 AM) conflakes: punch slower pls
(11:11:48 AM) conflakes: This fight is Sponsored by Valiums
(11:11:53 AM) briggs: hahaha
(11:12:12 AM) conflakes: lol earslap @ thing with no ears
(11:12:17 AM) briggs: hahaha
(11:12:18 AM) briggs: yeah
(11:12:26 AM) conflakes: LOL THE ROCK
(11:12:28 AM) conflakes: HAHAHA JESUS
(11:12:31 AM) conflakes: replay
(11:13:12 AM) briggs: it sounds like the guy is suffocating in that suit.
(11:13:13 AM) conflakes: it's so slow just walk the fuck away
(11:13:16 AM) briggs:
(11:13:33 AM) Coke.: ahhaahah
(11:13:40 AM) conflakes: LOL DAMN RIGHT
(11:13:43 AM) conflakes: thats what he did
(11:13:45 AM) conflakes: n1
(11:14:33 AM) Coke.: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxkr4wS7XqY 0:22
(11:15:40 AM) briggs: hl2dm OB bhop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(11:15:42 AM) briggs: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnYoanP_m3E

[13:48] <CellarDweller> can you make a fembot hal?
[13:48] <HAL-bot> What are the ingredients?
[13:48] <CellarDweller> one vagina, and two boobs hal
[13:48] <HAL-bot> One what?
[13:48] <CellarDweller> one vagina hal
[13:48] <HAL-bot> Do you like vagina?
[13:48] <CellarDweller> oh yes hal, i really do!

(1:52:10 AM) CAL-hl2dm|Rattray: sw & vdus got into a bidding war over my services
(1:52:14 AM) CAL-hl2dm|Rattray: but in the end,
(1:52:17 AM) CAL-hl2dm|Rattray: neither had enough $$$$
(1:52:19 AM) CAL-hl2dm|Rattray: true story
(1:58:04 AM) Poor_Billy: i didnt have change for a dollar
(1:58:09 AM) Poor_Billy: so i didnt get in
(1:58:20 AM) briggs: :(
(1:58:28 AM) Poor_Billy: i know eh

(9:22:58 AM) Zman: you made it quite clear hal
(9:22:59 AM) HAL-bot: "it" being likes classical penis?

<sisterFISTER> Hey bAhlK I will be with you in a second.
<bAhlK> lol
<bAhlK> found another 1
<bAhlK> wanna go corrupt another lil kid>
<bAhlK> ahhahah
<bAhlK> Legacy|> fuck u
<bAhlK> <bAhlK> why
<bAhlK> <Legacy|> no lil kids
<bAhlK> <bAhlK> lol
<bAhlK> <bAhlK> there annoying
<bAhlK> <Legacy|> ua re
<bAhlK> <Legacy|> u are
<bAhlK> <bAhlK> finish high school then talk
<bAhlK> <Legacy|> ok
<bAhlK> <Legacy|> bitch
<bAhlK> <bAhlK> lol
<bAhlK> <bAhlK> ur cute
<bAhlK> <bAhlK> how old are u
<bAhlK> <Legacy|> ty
<bAhlK> <Legacy|> <3
<bAhlK> <Legacy|> 15
<bAhlK> <Legacy|> wanna rape mW
<bAhlK> <bAhlK> wanna cyber?
<bAhlK> <Legacy|> me
<bAhlK> <Legacy|> add
<bAhlK> <Legacy|> me
<bAhlK> <Legacy|> Cspowner
<bAhlK> go get him buddy

bahlk is a pedophile he tried touching me in my no no spots.

bahlk is a pedophile he tried touching me in my no no spots.

we know.

Grape is even worse though :[

LOLOL

this thread is fantastical

http://clans-united.net/index.php?site= ... 939&page=3

(3:05:29 AM) Kyle^: -poor_billy will one day become emperor of the moon?
(3:05:29 AM) HL2DM-Bot: Kyle^: No.
(3:05:32 AM) Kyle^: D:
(3:39:31 AM) CAL-hl2dm|Rattray: -Ko-Tao will one day become emperor of the sun?
(3:39:31 AM) HL2DM-Bot: CAL-hl2dm|Rattray: No.
(3:39:35 AM) CAL-hl2dm|Rattray:
(3:40:07 AM) CAL-hl2dm|Rattray: -Ko-Tao will win cal 1v1 championship?
(3:40:07 AM) HL2DM-Bot: CAL-hl2dm|Rattray: No.
(3:40:12 AM) CAL-hl2dm|Rattray: bots broken
(3:40:27 AM) CAL-hl2dm|Rattray: *__*
(3:40:31 AM) CAL-hl2dm|Rattray: !

(8:50:01 PM) Potato: -roll
(8:50:02 PM) HL2DM-Bot: Potato: You rolled a 6.
(8:50:06 PM) Potato: yay!
(8:50:11 PM) puFF: -will i roll a 4?
(8:50:12 PM) HL2DM-Bot: puFF: No.
(8:50:16 PM) puFF: -will i roll a 2?
(8:50:17 PM) HL2DM-Bot: puFF: Yes.
(8:50:19 PM) puFF: -roll
(8:50:20 PM) HL2DM-Bot: puFF: You rolled a 2.
(8:50:22 PM) puFF: LOLOLOLOL
(8:50:23 PM) Potato: wow
(8:50:24 PM) Potato: lol
(8:50:25 PM) Potato: HAX
(8:50:28 PM) CellarDweller: omg!

THE BOT KNOW ALL! lol

(3:40:07 AM) CAL-hl2dm|Rattray: -Ko-Tao will win cal 1v1 championship?
(3:40:07 AM) HL2DM-Bot: CAL-hl2dm|Rattray: No.
(3:40:12 AM) CAL-hl2dm|Rattray: bots broken

haha

somebody hack the irc??? Or hack me??? WTF does this mean???

[17:42] * Connect retry #3 irc.gamesurge.net (6667) (dns pool)
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[17:42] -irc.gamesurge.net- *** Looking up your hostname
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[17:42] -irc.gamesurge.net- *** Found your hostname, cached
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[17:42] -irc.gamesurge.net- *** Checking Ident
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[17:42] -irc.gamesurge.net- *** No ident response
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[17:42] This ISP suffers from an abusive network administrator who used his access to compromise a staff members account..

[17:42] Closing Link: CellarDweller by NuclearFallout.WA.US.GameSurge.net (G-lined)

Can't get signed in.

g-line means you got banned by the network

http://www.gamesurge.net/cms/Proxy_G-lines/

hmmm, ok, thanks for the link nino. that's weird... signed right on this morning w/o any problem.

normally it's only a 1 hour ban

[16:41] <dirkish> kneeknow
[16:41] <@ewR|ninojman> http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3162/234 ... 9f.jpg?v=0
[16:41] <@ewR|ninojman> hai
[16:41] <dirkish> hai
[16:41] <@ewR|ninojman> you got 19 minutes
[16:41] <@ewR|ninojman> speak
[16:41] <dirkish> well
[16:41] <dirkish> once upon a time
[16:41] <dirkish> tehre was this guy nino
[16:41] <dirkish> he had a screenshot of his own birth
[16:41] <@ewR|ninojman> sounds like a cool guy
[16:41] <aParadox_unplugged> in an irc far far away
[16:42] <@ewR|ninojman> haha para
[16:42] <@ewR|ninojman> then what?
[16:42] <dirkish> a few years go by
[16:42] <dirkish> nino in 9 ft tall by the age of 6
[16:42] <dirkish> is*
[16:42] <@ewR|ninojman> damn thats crazy
[16:42] <dirkish> then one day he went fishing
[16:43] <aParadox_unplugged> and caught a whale
[16:43] <dirkish> and he caught a fish that looked a lot liek a diggler
[16:43] <dirkish> and it had this marking on it's side
[16:43] <aParadox_unplugged> lol
[16:43] <dirkish> it said 911
[16:43] <aParadox_unplugged> +/_\
[16:43] <dirkish> 911^dirkish
[16:43] <@ewR|ninojman> haha
[16:43] <TheProdigy> sorry Z was eating
[16:43] <@ewR|ninojman> they will recruit anyone
[16:43] <TheProdigy> lemme find out
[16:43] <dirkish> hahah
[16:44] <dirkish> i j/k, i goingto play tf2 with mertz and frosty
[16:45] <TheProdigy> lol whose frosty
[16:45] <dirkish> a guy that used to play DM with me and nino
[16:45] <@ewR|ninojman> dirk
[16:45] <@ewR|ninojman> wait
[16:45] <dirkish> frostythehitman
[16:45] <@ewR|ninojman> your 19 minutes isn't up
[16:46] <dirkish> oh more story?
[16:46] <dirkish> well, nino threw that fish back, it was a bit too small : (
[16:46] <dirkish> so the fish was angrered by this, and vowed revenge
[16:47] <TheProdigy> no garantee's Z, but im trying my best
[16:47] * |Elite|Sunsnail slaps dirkish around a bit with a large trout
[16:47] <TheProdigy> LOL WTF
[16:47] <TheProdigy> STEDY joined XS
[16:47] <+Zman> lol
[16:47] <+Zman> wtfuck
[16:47] <TheProdigy> hmmmmm
[16:47] <dirkish> whast an XS?
[16:47] <TheProdigy> excess
[16:48] <dirkish> that ur team?
[16:48] <TheProdigy> not mine, but my clan yes
[16:48] <@ewR|ninojman> not a bad pick-up
[16:48] <dirkish> right on
[16:48] <+Zman> lol...
[16:48] <@ewR|ninojman> http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/4376/im000685ax1.jpg
[16:48] <dirkish> he used to be the nicest guy
[16:48] <@ewR|ninojman> like that one dirk?
[16:48] <dirkish> then "teh innenet" happened to him
[16:49] <dirkish> ROFL
[16:49] <dirkish> that's me!

lol nice story

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[14:45] <@Parado1> well I just got back from checking my crab traps
[14:45] <@Parado1> im all salty
[14:45] <@Parado1> the wind came up
[14:45] <MfYa_DJ> You know...
[14:45] <MfYa_DJ> I really just won't say anything.
[14:45] <@Parado1> and it got choppy so I got wet
[14:45] <@Parado1> LOL
[14:45] <@Parado1> these are marine creatures
[14:45] <@Parado1> not what you are thinkning
[14:45] <CellarDweller> hahaha

[15:11] <MfYa_Quote_Hunter> (3:45:43 PM) Parado1: and it got choppy so I got wet
[15:12] <@Parado1> hey if there had been a wet t-shirt contest Id have won!
[15:12] <CellarDweller> w00t!
[15:12] * MfYa_Quote_Hunter would pay for that.
[15:12] <CellarDweller> lmao
[15:12] <@Parado1> cause most likely most everyone else around was male or under the age of 12
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[15:13] <BlackRaven> back
[15:13] <BlackRaven> sound card fucked up
[15:13] <CellarDweller> hey raven?
[15:13] <BlackRaven> hey cellardweller!
[15:13] <CellarDweller> ding! crabs r done!
[15:13] <CellarDweller> ding! crabs r done!
[15:13] <CellarDweller> ding! crabs r done!
[15:13] <CellarDweller> ding! crabs r done!
[15:13] <BlackRaven> thats great!
[15:13] <CellarDweller> lol
[15:14] <BlackRaven> my new headphones own
[15:14] <BlackRaven> i didnt even wanna listen to mp3s now
[15:14] <BlackRaven> i just wanted to try it out
[15:14] <BlackRaven> to see if eeverything was ok
[15:14] <BlackRaven> you know
[15:14] <BlackRaven> and now
[15:14] <BlackRaven> i cant get myself to click on the x
[15:14] <+Zman> (4:12:43 PM) ***MfYa_Quote_Hunter would pay for that.
[15:14] <BlackRaven> :d
[15:15] <MfYa_Quote_Hunter> O__O
[15:15] <+Zman> (4:12:43 PM) ***MfYa_Quote_Hunter would pay for that.
[15:15] <BlackRaven> what?
[15:15] <+Zman> a wet t shirt contest
[15:15] <BlackRaven> wtf
[15:15] <+Zman> do you not know what that is?
[15:15] <+Zman> want me to eplain?
[15:15] <+Zman>
[15:15] <CellarDweller> lol
[15:15] <MfYa_Quote_Hunter> Oh I have to see this
[15:16] <+Zman> well,
[15:16] <BlackRaven>
[15:16] <+Zman> blackraven
[15:16] <BlackRaven> what
[15:16] <+Zman> basically
[15:16] <+Zman> you may have noticed
[15:16] <+Zman> when a women's t shirt gets wet
[15:16] <+Zman> particularly if said woman is not wearing a bra
[15:16] <+Zman> you can notice some noticables
[15:16] <+Zman> so what better entertainement
[15:16] <CellarDweller> noticables???
[15:16] <CellarDweller> wtf!
[15:16] <+Zman> yes.
[15:16] <+Zman> noticables
[15:17] <BlackRaven> but why are we talking abotu that now?
[15:17] <+Zman> notice teh noticables
[15:17] <CellarDweller> LMAO!!!!!!
[15:17] <BlackRaven> lol
[15:17] <MfYa_Quote_Hunter> (4:16:39 PM) Zman: you can notice some noticables
[15:17] <MfYa_Quote_Hunter> (4:16:39 PM) Zman: you can notice some noticables
[15:17] <MfYa_Quote_Hunter> (4:16:39 PM) Zman: you can notice some noticables
[15:17] <+Zman> lol
[15:17] <MfYa_Quote_Hunter> (4:16:39 PM) Zman: you can notice some noticables
[15:17] <+Zman> (4:12:43 PM) ***MfYa_Quote_Hunter would pay for that.
[15:17] <+Zman> ahahahah
[15:17] <BlackRaven> is this a new bot
[15:17] <+Zman> i think the two go together well
[15:17] <BlackRaven> wheres godhand
[15:17] <+Zman> lol
[15:17] <+Zman> ahaha
[15:17] <+Zman> me and dj arent bots
[15:17] <BlackRaven> i know youre not abot
[15:17] <+Zman> just close enough
[15:17] <+Zman>
[15:17] <+Zman>
[15:17] <+Zman>
[15:18] <+Zman>
[15:18] <+Zman>
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[15:18] * CellarDweller can't breathe
[15:18] <MfYa_Quote_Hunter> Almost.
[15:18] <MfYa_Quote_Hunter> Almost.
[15:18] <MfYa_Quote_Hunter> Almost.
[15:18] <MfYa_Quote_Hunter> Almost.
[15:18] <MfYa_Quote_Hunter> Almost.
[15:18] <+Zman> (4:12:43 PM) ***MfYa_Quote_Hunter would pay for that.
[15:18] <MfYa_Quote_Hunter> Almost.
[15:18] <MfYa_Quote_Hunter> Almost.
[15:18] <MfYa_Quote_Hunter> (4:16:39 PM) Zman: you can notice some noticables
[15:18] <MfYa_Quote_Hunter> (4:16:39 PM) Zman: you can notice some noticables
[15:18] <MfYa_Quote_Hunter> (4:16:39 PM) Zman: you can notice some noticables
[15:18] <BlackRaven> omg
[15:18] <conflict> errr
[15:18] <+Zman> HAI CON
[15:18] <BlackRaven> what happened in here
[15:18] <conflict> hi
[15:18] <CellarDweller> ding! crabs r done!
[15:18] <CellarDweller> ding! crabs r done!
[15:18] <CellarDweller> ding! crabs r done!
[15:18] <CellarDweller> ding! crabs r done!
[15:18] <MfYa_Quote_Hunter> Someone divided by zero
[15:18] <conflict> i feel like i got here in a very unfortunate moment
[15:18] <@Parado1> Cellar....you are married surely you know what thoose noticibles are
[15:18] <MfYa_Quote_Hunter> (3:45:43 PM) Parado1: and it got choppy so I got wet
[15:19] <@Parado1> let me help
[15:19] * CellarDweller passes out

LMAO!!

the fish story with the picture, and the "noticeables" made me lol >.<

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[13:51] <+BlasphemySquad> Now this is a story, all about how my life got-
[13:51] <+BlasphemySquad> flipped - turned upside down,
[13:51] <+BlasphemySquad> And I'd like to take a minute,
[13:51] <+BlasphemySquad> just sit right there,
[13:51] <+BlasphemySquad> I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
[13:51] <+BlasphemySquad> In West Philadelphia,
[13:51] <+BlasphemySquad> born an' raised,
[13:51] <+BlasphemySquad> on the playground is where I spent mosta my days,
[13:51] <+BlasphemySquad> Chillin out, maxin', relaxin' all cool,
[13:51] <+BlasphemySquad> An' all shootin some B-ball outside of the school,
[13:51] <+BlasphemySquad> When a couple o' guys who were up to no good,
[13:51] <+BlasphemySquad> Started makin' trouble in my neighbourhood,
[13:52] <+BlasphemySquad> I got in one little fight and my mom got scared,
[13:52] <+BlasphemySquad> She said 'You're movin with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air!'
[13:52] <+BlasphemySquad> I whistled for a cab and when it came near,
[13:52] <+BlasphemySquad> The license plate said 'Fresh',
[13:52] <+BlasphemySquad> And had dice in the mirror,
[13:52] <+BlasphemySquad> If anything I could say that this cab was rare,
[13:52] <+BlasphemySquad> But I thought 'Nah, forget it - Yo, homes to Bel-Air!'
[13:52] <+BlasphemySquad> I pulled up to the house at bout seven or eight,
[13:52] <+BlasphemySquad> I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes, smell ya later!'
[13:52] <+BlasphemySquad> I looked at my kingdom,
[13:52] <+BlasphemySquad> I was finally there!
[13:52] <+BlasphemySquad> To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air!
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[13:54] <@ewR|ninojman> ownt
[13:54] <MfYa_DJ> What the fuck just happened?

Win.

<conflict> conflict godhand
<godhand> hermione`s_vagina licks conflict
<conflict> LOL
<Potato> doesnt make any sense
<conflict> gtfo
<conflict> omg
<Potato> LOL
<conflict> that just ruined my day
<Potato> lmao

<Potato> hey godhand
<godhand> hey dood
<Potato> godhand whats up
<godhand> @ prodigy he seriously understands whats an airhump?
<Potato> LOL

[19:07] <@bAhlK> GODHAND
[19:07] <godhand> godhand nino is more proxy bullshit
[19:07] <CellarDweller> bahlk godhand
[19:07] <godhand> bahlk gave me diarrhea
[19:07] <CellarDweller> lol
[19:08] <@bAhlK> "X
[19:08] <@bAhlK> :X:X:X:X::
[19:08] <@bAhlK> man
[19:08] <@bAhlK> i hate diarrhea
[19:08] <@bAhlK> it feels like ur ass is a waterfall
[19:08] <@bAhlK> very uncomfortable
[19:09] <deadmau5> (8:08:33 PM) bAhlK: it feels like ur ass is a waterfall
[19:09] <CellarDweller> lol
[19:09] <deadmau5> Score.

(8:22:15 PM) CellarDweller: godhand, MfYa_DJ quote! post! SCORE!
(8:22:15 PM) godhand: mfya_dj is here right now..
(8:22:19 PM) CellarDweller: godhand, MfYa_DJ quote! post! SCORE!
(8:22:19 PM) godhand: godhand, mfya_dj quote!
(8:22:23 PM) CellarDweller: godhand, MfYa_DJ quote! post! SCORE!
(8:22:23 PM) godhand: post!
(8:22:26 PM) CellarDweller: godhand, MfYa_DJ quote! post! SCORE!
(8:22:26 PM) godhand: post!
(8:22:28 PM) CellarDweller: godhand, MfYa_DJ quote! post! SCORE!
(8:22:29 PM) godhand: post!

<3
:'D.

godhand is awesome!

(11:18:35 PM) WT: whos here
(11:18:42 PM) WT: lets just roleplay a game
(11:18:49 PM) CAL-hl2dm|Rattray: hmm
(11:18:52 PM) ***WT shoots orb for +1000 dmg
(11:18:52 PM) puFF: i hs wt with mag
(11:18:53 PM) Pwnishiass: present
(11:18:54 PM) puFF: good jsutle
(11:18:56 PM) That_Guy: http://youtube.com/watch?v=JgeoidZhMZk
(11:19:04 PM) puFF: ko tao is alive
(11:19:06 PM) Pwnishiass: nah that would get boring
Unknown command.
(11:19:11 PM) puFF: need `1 more
(11:19:13 PM) Pwnishiass: cause id pwn eveyrone
(11:19:15 PM) ***WT moves 4 bhops fwd
(11:19:22 PM) That_Guy: awsome
(11:19:27 PM) ***WT picks up xbow
(11:19:30 PM) ***puFF rolls teh dice
(11:19:36 PM) CAL-hl2dm|Rattray: not only turn based, text based too
(11:19:42 PM) CAL-hl2dm|Rattray: serious rpg goodness
(11:19:43 PM) WT: wtf theres no dice in dm
(11:19:43 PM) puFF: i rolled a 30
(11:19:44 PM) ***Pwnishiass gets done by WT's bolt, right in the ass
(11:19:46 PM) puFF: i get 30 armor
(11:19:49 PM) That_Guy: no way 30!
(11:19:58 PM) CAL-hl2dm|Rattray: 30 armor takes 5 turns to get
(11:20:00 PM) ***WT camps rpg
(11:20:09 PM) puFF: no
(11:20:12 PM) puFF: i hav especial dice
(11:20:21 PM) ***Pwnishiass camps behind the green car at magnum
(11:20:21 PM) WT: spanish dice huh
(11:20:27 PM) puFF: wt loses a turn
(11:20:29 PM) WT: especial
(11:20:35 PM) That_Guy: hmm
(11:20:35 PM) ***CAL-hl2dm|Rattray casts lighting bolt on camp spot
(11:20:36 PM) WT: dice especial
(11:20:38 PM) puFF: this sux let splay
(11:20:40 PM) CAL-hl2dm|Rattray: theres lightning right?
(11:20:41 PM) That_Guy: god damn hackers
(11:20:42 PM) WT: noob
(11:20:51 PM) puFF: i rolled a hack
(11:20:53 PM) puFF: cheater
(11:20:55 PM) CAL-hl2dm|Rattray: lol
(11:20:55 PM) puFF: cheater
(11:20:55 PM) WT: my level 50 combine pwns your measly lvl 5 rebel
(11:21:08 PM) puFF: wtf wt
(11:21:08 PM) That_Guy: oh
(11:21:12 PM) puFF: thsi isnt world of dm
(11:21:19 PM) WT: yes it is
(11:21:19 PM) ***Pwnishiass turns cheats on with rcon then changes WT's name to "ImGayForPern"
(11:21:24 PM) CAL-hl2dm|Rattray: my cum-stained panties +5 of orb-turning say no to your pathetic spam
(11:21:30 PM) You are now known as ImGayForPern
(11:21:32 PM) ImGayForPern: shit
(11:21:34 PM) puFF: lol
(11:21:36 PM) puFF: lol wt
(11:21:37 PM) puFF: lmao
(11:21:38 PM) puFF: lmao wt
(11:21:39 PM) CAL-hl2dm|Rattray: go grind some real items noob
(11:21:47 PM) ImGayForPern: how do I turn this hack off
(11:21:52 PM) ***Pwnishiass changes into evil dog and disintergrates wt with deathbeam
(11:21:57 PM) puFF: only admin can do it

LOL real DM not working that night? Slow night in IRC.... we now have the HL2DM MMORPG.....

WOW. im really sad i missed that one

(11:21:24 PM) CAL-hl2dm|Rattray: my cum-stained panties +5 of orb-turning say no to your pathetic spam

Score.

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[13:05] <@ewR|ninojman> http://forums.caleague.com/forumdisplay.php?f=159
[13:06] <+Zman> no fuck off
[13:06] <@ewR|ninojman> hl2dmU should make some match gameplay video's to post there
[13:07] <@bAhLK> hl2dmu should have a porno section
[13:07] <+Zman> YES
[13:07] <@bAhLK> right
[13:07] <+uncle_rico> lol, ee forum does
[13:08] <@bAhLK> LOL
[13:08] <@ewR|ninojman> bahlk
[13:08] <@ewR|ninojman> you should post that in the suggestion section
[13:08] <punk> lol I dont think WT gonna go for that one
[13:08] <@bAhLK> lol
[13:09] <+Zman> id vote for that
[13:09] <+Zman> fuck yeah
[13:09] <+Zman>
[13:09] <@ewR|ninojman> make it a poll bahlk
[13:09] <@bAhLK> lol
[13:09] <@ewR|ninojman> WT can't refuse the communities will
[13:10] <punk> lol
[13:10] <@ewR|ninojman> haha
[13:10] <+Zman> dude
[13:10] <+Zman> rofl
[13:10] <+Zman> do it~!
[13:10] <+Zman> (1:07:24 PM) bAhLK: hl2dmu should have a porno section
[13:10] <+Zman> ill just post that if you dont
[13:10] <+Zman>
[13:10] <@bAhLK> lol
[13:10] <@bAhLK> 1 sec

(5:09:21 PM) Catatonic: your bladder is a woman?
(5:09:24 PM) PwNs3ttia: yes
(5:09:33 PM) Zman: why?
(5:09:36 PM) PwNs3ttia: i said so
(5:09:39 PM) Zman: mkay
(5:09:45 PM) Zman: whyd you say so?
(5:09:48 PM) Catatonic: mines a transexual
(5:09:50 PM) PwNs3ttia: cause i did
(5:09:53 PM) Zman: why?
(5:09:56 PM) PwNs3ttia: cause
(5:09:57 PM) Zman: why?
(5:09:59 PM) PwNs3ttia: cause
(5:09:59 PM) Zman: why?
(5:10:02 PM) PwNs3ttia: cause
(5:10:02 PM) Zman: why?
(5:10:04 PM) PwNs3ttia: cause
(5:10:04 PM) Zman: why?
(5:10:07 PM) PwNs3ttia: cause
(5:10:08 PM) Zman: why?
(5:10:10 PM) PwNs3ttia: cause
(5:10:10 PM) Zman: why?
(5:10:12 PM) PwNs3ttia: cause
(5:10:12 PM) Zman: why?
(5:10:14 PM) PwNs3ttia: cause
(5:10:15 PM) Zman: STOP!@
(5:10:16 PM) Zman: why?
(5:10:17 PM) PwNs3ttia: cause
(5:10:18 PM) PwNs3ttia: cause
(5:10:18 PM) Zman: why?
(5:10:20 PM) Zman: why?
(5:10:21 PM) PwNs3ttia: cause
(5:10:21 PM) Zman: why?
(5:10:22 PM) PwNs3ttia: cause
(5:10:23 PM) Zman: why?
(5:10:25 PM) eeeewR|ninojman left the room (quti: quti).

(5:10:25 PM) eeeewR|ninojman left the room (quti: quti).

Lol the new "q u i t" filter is even filtering the quotes

(5:10:25 PM) eeeewR|ninojman left the room (quti: quti).

Lol the new "q u i t" filter is even filtering the quotes

omg thats awesome!

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[15:10] <CellarDweller> ummm. wtf???
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[15:18] <CellarDweller> i survived the great *.net *.split of oh ate!!!

lol

[15:18] <CellarDweller> i survived the great *.net *.split of oh ate!!!

Well to everyone else in the channel you were the only one to .net .split

[10:40] <CellarDweller> my brother named his cat stupidmotherfucker
[10:40] <sisterPROFISTOR> rofl
[10:40] <sisterPROFISTOR> does it come when u call it that?
[10:41] <CellarDweller> does any cat?

[12:13] <@sisterPROFISTOR> you wont ever need the camera tool again tho
[12:13] <jetds> i get it
[12:14] <jetds> why?
[12:14] <@sisterPROFISTOR> once you've placed it in your level u can kind of fly around with your directional keys
[12:14] <@sisterPROFISTOR> it only needs to be added once
[12:14] <jetds> cool.
[12:14] <@sisterPROFISTOR> hit z for free look
[12:14] <@sisterPROFISTOR> hit z again to turn off free look
[12:14] <@sisterPROFISTOR> easy enough?
[12:15] <jetds> ill try it when i go on the comp
[12:15] <jetds> yes.
[12:15] <@sisterPROFISTOR> sweet
[12:15] <@sisterPROFISTOR> i actually helepd someone
[12:15] <@sisterPROFISTOR> you guys seen it!
[12:15] <@sisterPROFISTOR> in your face hl2dm community!

[11:10] <@sisterPROFISTOR> im back
[11:10] <@sisterPROFISTOR> quickly
[11:10] <jetds> Help cometh!
[11:10] <@sisterPROFISTOR> u cant see anything in the top left window?
[11:10] <jetds> i wad following valars tut to makea map
[11:10] <jetds> arr
[11:10] <jetds> i preased enter.
[11:10] <+CellarDweller> lol
[11:11] <+CellarDweller> type faster!
[11:11] <+Zman> (12:10:57 PM) jetds: i preased enter.
[11:11] <@ewR|ninojman> ya pwn
[11:11] <+Zman> priceless
[11:11] <jetds> sht it
[11:11] <@ewR|ninojman> i lol'd pretty hard
[11:11] <jetds> shut*
[11:11] <@sisterPROFISTOR> yeah i really dunno what you're talking about lol
[11:11] <@ewR|ninojman> "lets go find a rebel, THERES 1! AHAHAHAHA"
[11:11] <jetds> i was making a b
[11:11] <jetds> lock
[11:11] <@sisterPROFISTOR> ok
[11:11] <@sisterPROFISTOR> and you couldn't see the block on the 3d view?
[11:11] <jetds> i pressed ente4 to make it 'real'
[11:11] <jetds> arr
[11:11] <@sisterPROFISTOR> whats arr?
[11:12] <@sisterPROFISTOR> arr you a pirate?
[11:12] <jetds> yew
[11:12] <jetds> ued
[11:12] <@sisterPROFISTOR> yes?
[11:12] <@sisterPROFISTOR> ok
[11:12] <jetds> y
[11:12] <@sisterPROFISTOR> if you cant see the 3d view
[11:12] <jetds> grr, blame ds.
[11:12] <@sisterPROFISTOR> to left, where you're tools are
[11:12] <@ewR|ninojman> did he call you a jew sister?
[11:12] <jetds> arr?
[11:12] <+Zman> LOL
[11:12] <+CellarDweller> lol
[11:12] <@sisterPROFISTOR> you'll see a camera looking icon
[11:12] <@sisterPROFISTOR> slect that
[11:12] <@sisterPROFISTOR> *select
[11:12] * jetds whaps rnino
[11:12] <jetds> right..
[11:12] <@sisterPROFISTOR> then in your birds eye view
[11:12] <+CellarDweller> hahahahah
[11:12] <+Zman> arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! avast! we be plunderin yer bootay!
[11:13] <@sisterPROFISTOR> click the camera on you're block
[11:13] * +CellarDweller cant breathe!!!!

(2:26:58 AM) Pwnishiass: "(2:26:27 AM) Pwnishiass: can't 2...or 4 guys cyber without people reacting in disgust
(2:26:58 AM) Pwnishiass: (2:26:30 AM) ***Zman watches with interest"

[12:32] <+Zman> pern livens up irc almost as well as rico does
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[12:32] <+Zman> OMG
[12:32] <+Zman> (12:32:52 PM) Zman: pern livens up irc almost as well as rico does
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[12:33] <Pern> :O
[12:33] <+Zman> thats hilarious
[12:33] <Pern> psycho
[12:33] <+Zman> 2 seconds rico
[12:33] <+Zman> damn your good
[12:33] <@ewR|ninojman> haha

(2:30:38 PM) bahlk`: THIS VOICE!
(2:30:38 PM) bahlk`: That I've been given
(2:30:38 PM) bahlk`: I will use to crush bigotry
(2:30:38 PM) bahlk`: And defeat intolerance!
(2:30:38 PM) bahlk`: With bodies ablaze, bodies ablaze
(2:30:39 PM) bahlk`: MOTHERFUCKER
(2:30:41 PM) bahlk`: Sadly no ones,
(2:30:43 PM) bahlk`: There to push you in the flames
(2:30:45 PM) bahlk`: So throw another stick in...
(2:30:47 PM) bahlk`: And I swear
(2:30:49 PM) bahlk`: With every ounce of strength I have
(2:30:51 PM) bahlk`: I WILL BURN YOU ALIVE
(2:30:53 PM) bahlk`: In the sticks lays your worthless body
(2:30:55 PM) bahlk`: Screaming
(2:30:57 PM) bahlk`: Keep fucking screaming
(2:30:59 PM) bahlk`: And with your eyeballs boiling...
(2:31:01 PM) bahlk`: WHO'S THE FUCKING FAGGOT NOW
(2:31:01 PM) bahlk` left the room (quti: EOF from client).
(2:31:06 PM) Intestinal_Disgorge: ok

LMAO thats amazing .

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<+CD-i-haz-a-potato-gun> w00t, buttsecks left. i can take my pants off again!
<@[BTU]ninojammin> i can put my pants back on

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quti.

<Kyle^> anyone here an expert on mice?
<Kyle^> wtf so you need
<Kyle^> do
<Kyle^> lol
<bAhLK> im actually doing a final term paper on mus musculus
<bAhLK> (mice)
<bAhLK> lol....
<Kyle^> ah
<bAhLK> what u need?
<Kyle^> sounds like a fucking barrel of monekys
<bAhLK> u said u need an expert on mice.....
<Kyle^> im gonna buy a new mouse and i was wondering if wireless mice are any good
<bAhLK> .....
<bAhLK> not my kinda mice dude...
<Kyle^> ......!
<bAhLK> im talking about like..
<bAhLK> rodents...
<bAhLK> omg
<Kyle^> OMG
<bAhLK> who would ask about a mouse expert
<bAhLK> in hl2dm
<Kyle^> gl
<Kyle^> me
<bAhLK> well
<bAhLK> come back
<Kyle^> k
<bAhLK> if u need to know about
<bAhLK> mice
<bAhLK> other wise ttyl
<Kyle^> k
<bAhLK> LOL
<bAhLK> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mouse
<bAhLK> i was jk....
<Kyle^> k
<bAhLK> u ddint get it i think
<Kyle^> k
<bAhLK>
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<bAhLK> hahahahhahahah

[15:28] <godhand> and that idiot
[15:29] <aParadox_Unplugged> so we got one already godhand
[15:29] <godhand> we already
[15:29] <aParadox_Unplugged> good boy godhand
[15:29] <godhand> oh thy boy d:
[15:29] <@namjonin> are you hitting on godhand para?
[15:29] <godhand> jaxx does that mean para?
[15:29] <aParadox_Unplugged> ....
[15:29] <@namjonin> [15:23] <godhand> we need to do an idiot
[15:29] <@namjonin> [15:28] <aParadox_Unplugged> you already are my idiot godhand
[15:29] <aParadox_Unplugged> ohh baby cybrsex
[15:30] <@namjonin> lmao
[15:30] <@namjonin> para is gonna cyber with a bot
[15:30] <aParadox_Unplugged> lol didnt mean to put the my in there

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(3:44:58 PM) namjonin: you own para, def, godhand, poor_billy, Potato, puFF, rufiok, Super at irc
(3:44:59 PM) godhand: yes, def, my asshole matters today
(3:45:23 PM) [BTU]Edge: lmao
(3:45:29 PM) namjonin: you own para, def, godhand, poor_billy, Potato, puFF, rufiok, Super at irc
(3:45:29 PM) godhand: godhand, poor_billy, potato, puff, rufiok, super at how sentry wanted to do that?
(3:45:42 PM) [BTU]Edge: but he doens't own me :D
(3:45:50 PM) [BTU]Edge: you don't own edge at irc godhand
(3:45:50 PM) godhand: edge over the time
(3:46:00 PM) aParadox_Unplugged: lol
(3:46:44 PM) CellarDweller: my asshole matters everyday godhand
(3:46:44 PM) godhand: not like it matters much.
(3:47:04 PM) [BTU]Edge: lmao
(3:47:11 PM) [BTU]Edge: cd got pwnd by gh
(3:47:22 PM) CellarDweller: =/

[16:17] <@namjonin> that is all
[16:17] <+teto> welp
[16:17] <+teto> thanks niner
[16:17] <+CellarDweller> or is it?
[16:17] <+teto> or are you?
[16:17] <@namjonin> or am i?
[16:17] * +teto teto
[16:18] <+teto> lol
[16:18] <+CellarDweller> who are you?
[16:18] * +teto slaps namjonin around a bit with a large trout
[16:18] <+teto>
[16:18] <@namjonin> lol
[16:18] <@namjonin> see irc owns
[16:18] <+teto> you're hurting from that large trout
[16:18] <+teto> no
[16:18] <+teto> mIRC owns
[16:18] <+teto> pidgens
[16:18] <@namjonin>
[16:18] <+teto> asshole
[16:18] <@namjonin> haha
[16:18] <+CellarDweller> lol
[16:18] <+teto> with my large trout
[16:18] * +teto slaps namjonin around a bit with a large trout
[16:18] <+CellarDweller> O.o
[16:19] <+teto> my trout doesn't get enough of you nino
[16:19] <+teto> what did you do to him?
[16:19] * +teto slaps namjonin around a bit with a large trout

(4:20 PM) aParadox_Unplugged: ok now listen up when it comes to fish,
(4:20 PM) aParadox_Unplugged: i am the only trained professional here
(4:20 PM) ***namjonin slaps aParadox_Unplugged around a bit with a large trout
(4:20 PM) namjonin: train that!
(4:20 PM) aParadox_Unplugged: dont make me take out my swordfish

(4:20 PM) aParadox_Unplugged: ok now listen up when it comes to fish,
(4:20 PM) aParadox_Unplugged: i am the only trained professional here
(4:20 PM) ***namjonin slaps aParadox_Unplugged around a bit with a large trout
(4:20 PM) namjonin: train that!
(4:20 PM) aParadox_Unplugged: dont make me take out my swordfish

O__o

ITS A TRAP!

(4:20 PM) aParadox_Unplugged: ok now listen up when it comes to fish,
(4:20 PM) aParadox_Unplugged: i am the only trained professional here
(4:20 PM) ***namjonin slaps aParadox_Unplugged around a bit with a large trout
(4:20 PM) namjonin: train that!
(4:20 PM) aParadox_Unplugged: dont make me take out my swordfish

O__o

ITS A TRAP!

No its a legendary trap! go look it up on google.

[11:27] <@namjonin> -gg jun 29th? godhand
[11:27] <godhand> -gg jun 29th?
[11:27] <@HL2DM-Bot> namjonin: Yes.
[11:27] <@HL2DM-Bot> godhand: No.
[11:27] <godhand> |elite|sunsnail: no.

[11:27] <@namjonin> lol
[11:27] <@namjonin> -gg jun 29th? godhand
[11:27] <godhand> -gg jun 29th?
[11:27] <@HL2DM-Bot> namjonin: Yes.
[11:27] <@HL2DM-Bot> godhand: Yes.
[11:27] <godhand> ah, yes.

[11:28] <@namjonin> -gg jun 29th? godhand
[11:28] <godhand> -gg jun 29?
[11:28] <@HL2DM-Bot> namjonin: No.
[11:28] <@HL2DM-Bot> godhand: Yes.
[11:28] <godhand> aparadox_workinforalivin: yes.

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(12:41:43 PM) phantomphantom: OMFG
(12:41:45 PM) phantomphantom: FINALLY
(12:41:54 PM) phantomphantom: PIDGEN STOPPED ACTING EPIC GAY
(12:42:06 PM) phantomphantom: FUCK YEAH
(12:43:44 PM) phantomphantom: brb
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(12:40:35 AM) MfYa_DJ: MASS EXODUS!

(4:17:44 PM) Super Luigi: hi godhand
(4:17:45 PM) godhand: hi everybody!
(4:17:50 PM) Super Luigi: godhand???
(4:17:58 PM) Super Luigi: ?!?! godhand
(4:17:58 PM) godhand: ?!?!
(4:18:03 PM) Super Luigi: exactly
(4:18:38 PM) Super Luigi: so wats up godhand
(4:18:38 PM) godhand: wats in it
(4:18:50 PM) Super Luigi: godhand wat u mean?
(4:18:50 PM) godhand: wat up and fixing it
(4:19:11 PM) Super Luigi: ohh wat u fixin godhand
(4:19:11 PM) godhand: im fixin to get shit
(4:19:27 PM) Super Luigi: godhand, why u fixin to get shit?
(4:19:27 PM) godhand: ohh wat u fixin to pax?
(4:19:35 PM) Super Luigi: yes i am godhand
(4:19:36 PM) godhand: oh yes i know it should be a goft point :p
(4:19:51 PM) Super Luigi: goft point? godhand
(4:19:52 PM) godhand: have it be a goft point feature
(4:20:06 PM) Super Luigi: would that be sweet or not godhand?
(4:20:07 PM) godhand: sweet ass ride pixar guy
(4:20:21 PM) Super Luigi: ur right godhand that is sweet
(4:20:22 PM) godhand: oh sweet wiil
(4:20:35 PM) Super Luigi: thanks for the help godhand
(4:20:35 PM) godhand: thanks super
(4:20:40 PM) Super Luigi: np godhand
(4:20:41 PM) godhand: np hamz

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<CellarDweller> wtf?
<CellarDweller> LOL
<Zman> lol
<CellarDweller> its voodoo
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<Zman> GODDAMNIT TWIRK
<Zman> WHY
<Zman> WHY MUST YOU TORTURE YOURSELF AND OTHERS THIS WAY
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<ChanServ> [sisterFISTER] Serve the public trust. Protect the innocent. Uphold the law.
<Zman> sisterfister
<Zman> thank god
<Zman> help me
<Zman> we need to kill twirk
<Zman> he keeps timing out and rejoining
<Zman> every 5 minutes
<Zman> all day
<Zman> and its driving me insane
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<bAhLK> LOL
<bAhLK> ahahahhahaahh

bump newbs

If you're looking for stupid and irrelevant and conforms to nonsense, #hl2dm is a good place to look. Thanks for banning me. I am better for it.

This is the gamers cheap version of hanging around at the bar having a few beers, or root beers if you are so inclined and shooting the shit. Impala if you can avoid inciting a riot (the reason you got banned the last time), Id be happy to unban you and you can contribute your irrelevant two cents like the rest of us.

Let Impala back in. He made #hl2dm interesting.

[16:47] <Impal1> OK im gonna leave before i get banned thanks all
[16:47] <+CellarDweller> cya
[16:47] <Impal1> Hi Cellar!
[16:47] <+CellarDweller> hai!
[16:47] <Impal1> My Bud
[16:47] <+CellarDweller> lol
[16:47] <Impal1> Lets DM sometime
[16:47] <+CellarDweller> sure
[16:47] <+CellarDweller> np
[16:47] <+CellarDweller> luv 2
[16:48] <Impal1> Freak
[16:48] <+CellarDweller> lmao
[16:48] <Impal1> lol
[16:48] <aParadox_Unplugged> hey dont be dissin my clan member impal1
[16:48] <Impal1> Spread it around
[16:48] <Impal1> lol
[16:49] <@DEFthem> OMG BAN HIM
[16:49] <+CellarDweller> hahahahah
[16:49] <Impal1> U know i have the respects for Khaos
[16:49] <@DEFthem> OMG BAN HIM
[16:49] <@DEFthem> OMG BAN HIM
[16:49] <Impal1> Always have
[16:49] <+Phantom> lies
[16:49] <Impal1> Shutup
[16:49] <+Phantom> ban
[16:49] <@DEFthem> OMG BAN HIM
[16:49] <@DEFthem> OMG BAN HIM
[16:49] <Impal1> Flas meh
[16:49] <aParadox_Unplugged> lol
[16:49] <@DEFthem> OMG BAN HIM
[16:49] <Impal1> GGG Jumper
[16:49] <@DEFthem> OMG BAN HIM
[16:49] <@DEFthem> OMG BAN HIM
[16:50] <aParadox_Unplugged> =o
[16:50] <@DEFthem> OMG BAN HIM
[16:50] <+Phantom> hmm?
[16:50] <+CellarDweller> def is cracking me yp
[16:50] <Impal1> It takes a Knee no J man for that bitch
[16:50] * DEFthem is now known as ninojman
[16:50] <Impal1> omg
[16:50] <@ninojman> what was that?
[16:50] <Impal1> out!
[16:50] * Impal1 (~[email protected]) has left #hl2dm
[16:50] <+CellarDweller> HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
[16:50] <@ninojman> lol
[16:50] <aParadox_Unplugged> heh

[09:40] ninojman: rico
[09:40] ninojman: para
[09:40] uncle_rico: nino
[09:40] ninojman: zman
[09:40] Zman:
[09:40] uncle_rico: zman
[09:40] ninojman: pomp
[09:40] aParadox_Unplugged: nino
[09:40] uncle_rico: pomp
[09:40] pompx: zman
[09:40] pompx: zman
[09:40] ninojman: oh my god!
[09:41] uncle_rico: nino
[09:41] pompx: lol
[09:41] ninojman: cellar
[09:41] ninojman: zman
[09:41] ninojman: pomp
[09:41] uncle_rico: zman
[09:41] ninojman: oh my god!
[09:41] ninojman: cellar
[09:41] ninojman: pomp
[09:41] uncle_rico: pomp
[09:41] ninojman: oh my god!
[09:41] ninojman: zman
[09:41] uncle_rico: cellar
[09:41] pompx: rico nino para zman
[09:41] ninojman: rico
[09:41] ninojman: cellar
[09:41] uncle_rico: para
[09:41] pompx: cellar
[09:41] uncle_rico: pomp
[09:41] ninojman: wonderful
[09:41] pompx: rico
[09:41] Zman: this is going on the u

(7:52:06 PM) Fearsome: since lockdown r4 is 150 mb I will set our max dl to 200mb
(7:53:08 PM) CAL-hl2dm|Rattray: wtf 150mb
(7:53:13 PM) CAL-hl2dm|Rattray: i seriously hope youre kidding
(7:53:52 PM) Fearsome: no its got a nice sky
(7:53:58 PM) CAL-hl2dm|Rattray: ...

(3:07:44 PM) CAL-hl2dm|Cady: t1ggy
(3:07:49 PM) CAL-hl2dm|Cady: im tired from last night lol

(3:07:44 PM) CAL-hl2dm|Cady: t1ggy
(3:07:49 PM) CAL-hl2dm|Cady: im tired from last night lol

ah you fucker i knew this would make it here

(3:11:10 PM) Ko-Tao: godhand tell us about the hax
(3:11:11 PM) godhand: bow chicka wow wow hax

rofl

Stickied for maximum pwnage.

Stickied for maximum pwnage.

OH SHI-
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SOON


The time to dump all the quotes I've acquired nears...


Oh the out of context goodness will be magnificent.


SOON....

That dog is ****ing freaking me out!

lol why? He just wants one of those cupcakes.

Your doggy avatar is a bit freaky too, good sir.

Is someone torturing that beast or is he having a seizure?

lol why? He just wants one of those cupcakes.

Your doggy avatar is a bit freaky too, good sir.

Is someone torturing that beast or is he having a seizure?

he's laughing at a 'Good Joke'

Hmmmmmm

(12:40:22 AM) uncle_rico: facebook is crazy, you find these chics on here you used to go to school with and they were so hot back then, now they're all fugly, then you find these chics that weren't so hot, and now they're smokin', then you find your buddies' lil sisters who are all grown up and it's like "holy fucking jesus why wasn't i nicer to her"
(12:41:41 AM) Ko-Tao: nicer as in, inviting her to your candyvan
(12:41:46 AM) Ko-Tao: amirite?
(12:42:39 AM) uncle_rico: nicer as in i wished that maybe i hadn't throw in a river, or put poop in her shoes, or threw rocks at here maybe

(12:40:22 AM) uncle_rico: facebook is crazy, you find these chics on here you used to go to school with and they were so hot back then, now they're all fugly, then you find these chics that weren't so hot, and now they're smokin', then you find your buddies' lil sisters who are all grown up and it's like "holy fucking jesus why wasn't i nicer to her"
(12:41:41 AM) Ko-Tao: nicer as in, inviting her to your candyvan
(12:41:46 AM) Ko-Tao: amirite?
(12:42:39 AM) uncle_rico: nicer as in i wished that maybe i hadn't throw in a river, or put poop in her shoes, or threw rocks at here maybe

poor girl....revenge is sweet kinda poetic too

[21:42] <GrapeBot> c0nflict: The location of waldo is Chatsworth, California, United States.
[21:42] <zig-oh_zer0> LMFAO
[21:42] <c0nflict> *awaits patiently*
[21:42] <c0nflict> WOO
[21:42] <MfYa_DJ> xD
[21:42] <c0nflict> i was at the Egypt page
[21:42] <c0nflict> damn waldo
[21:42] <c0nflict> in cali
[21:42] <zig-oh_zer0> c0nflict, road trip
[21:42] <zig-oh_zer0> we have to go find waldo and punch him in the dick for hiding so much
[21:43] <c0nflict> what if hes gone when we get there
[21:43] <c0nflict> :l
[21:43] <Grape> LOLOLOL
[21:43] <zig-oh_zer0> we drag grape along and keep searching
[21:43] <Grape> @ waldo

ITS HERE!!!!

After months and months of lurking in the channel.

Heres quite a few quotes that I have saved up. (Some copy+paste from earlier posts on here since I lost em)

Enjoy.

(11:53:25 PM) WT: u are trying to mfya-roll me huh

(8:12:48 PM) Fusion_WT: all I wanna do is eat sleep and hump bitches

(9:55:27 PM) WT: would you like a glass of champagne with those cashews rich boy

(12:11:49 AM) WT: I didnt advise that

(11:39:44 PM) WT: I would never block your cock

(11:46:31 PM) WT: guide my rpg up ur ass

(12:53:45 AM) WT: look at me Im so fucking psychic

(12:17:12 AM) WT: no take mi toy!!!!

(10:34:00 PM) W_T: touch your own pee pee

(10:35:06 PM) W_T: send me your cousin

(2:10:10 AM) W_T: WT to the rescue dum dah dah dahhhh!

.conflict wrote:
When'll you get dumped by your gf you'll get to enjoy RL Singleplayer Game(s)

(10:50:05 PM) {EE}chEmicalbuRn: i was hoping for a 2 dollar whore tho

(10:24:17 PM) CellarDweller: imma fucking ray of sunshine, i am!

(10:35:25 PM) CellarDweller: i need a bigger dick

(7:53:38 PM) poor_billy: my cock tastes good

(8:43:49 PM) poor_billy: i dunno, i just want to razzle impala

(8:43:45 PM) CAL-hl2dm|Rattray: The great cosmic zombie in the sky can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat fruit from a magical tree.


(3:16:22 PM) voxtex: i will rape you

(11:57:39 AM) xParadox: I get buttfucked every day

(2:53:12 AM) Fearsome: i CHALLENGE YOU TO A 5V5 IN R4A
(12:31:09 AM) TiGGy: well hello there mr death! you look like you could use a bowl of chicken noodle soup!

(10:27:31 PM) WT: perma-ban for you
(10:27:42 PM) WT: phone brb

(2:44:17 PM) The_Zman: you want ME to figure out how you're going to launch your illegal pirate satellite?
(2:44:24 PM) CellarDweller: yes
(2:44:26 PM) The_Zman: i recommend rubber bands...

(12:01:57 AM) ninjins: im so special

(2:44:58 PM) CellarDweller: and imma happy clam

[14:13] ImpalaSS: The Stonehenge was in danger of being trampled by a couple of midgets!

(12:24:22 AM) blast`: i joined because i like their name

(11:09:03 PM) uncle_rico: i don't wanna go to prison, i'd get stabbed for not giving up the booty

(10:41:54 PM) c0nflict: this could be our chance to cheat in rl!

(9:54:56 PM) Kyle^: if drago saw the current vdus team today...
(9:55:04 PM) Kyle^: he'd have a heart attack


[14:45] <@Parado1> and it got choppy so I got wet

<+Zman> you can notice some noticables

[15:18] <MfYa_Quote_Hunter> Someone divided by zero
[15:18] <conflict> i feel like i got here in a very unfortunate moment
[15:18] <@Parado1> Cellar....you are married surely you know what thoose noticibles are
[15:18] <MfYa_Quote_Hunter> (3:45:43 PM) Parado1: and it got choppy so I got wet
[15:19] <@Parado1> let me help
[15:19] * CellarDweller passes out

Win.

omfg

lmfao!! win!

[17:28] <+cinderous> well its time to pub TF2 methinks
[17:30] <HL2DMBot> All signs point to no.
[17:34] <@LukeGT421> i like this bot
[17:34] <HL2DMBot> I don't like you.
[17:34] <@LukeGT421> sad face

lol!

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(2:57:53 AM) mode (+o Seagull) by ChanServ
(2:58:04 AM) Seagull: SPECIAL GUEST APPERANCE /HELLO
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[11:32] <+CellarDweller> what happened?
[11:34] <@TK^nino> wha hapon?
[11:36] <@TK^nino> impala
[11:36] <@TK^nino> What is the stupidest thing you've ever done at a bar?
[11:39] <+CellarDweller> pissed on the bar... well, under the bar... while standing there with my drink
[11:39] <+CellarDweller> but it was in louisiana
[11:39] <+CellarDweller> so thats normal, right?
[11:43] <+CellarDweller> when i played college baseball, i roomed in the hotels with a guy from pittsburgh...
[11:43] <+CellarDweller> our room was always the party room
[11:43] <+CellarDweller> he invented the trash compactor
[11:44] <+CellarDweller> everyone would toos their empty beer cans at the hotel door
[11:44] <+CellarDweller> every now and then, my roomie would shout TRASH COMPACTOR!
[11:44] <+ImpalaSS> Picking the stupidest thing i have done in a bar is impossible, but would have something to do with punching someone or going home with Mrs. Yeti
[11:45] <@TK^nino> Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
[11:45] <+CellarDweller> then he would open the door and slam it against the wall
[11:45] <+CellarDweller> the cans would get mashed into the wall
[11:45] <+ImpalaSS> Tri fold
[11:45] <+CellarDweller> as the night wore on, the beer cans would get lodged higher and higher into the wall
[11:46] <@TK^nino> how many times have you told this story?
[11:46] <+CellarDweller> ummm
[11:46] <+CellarDweller> not sure
[11:47] <@TK^nino> Have you ever sniffed an animal's butt?
[11:47] <+CellarDweller> my own
[11:48] * +CellarDweller slaps TK^nino around a bit with opossum ass
[11:48] <@TK^nino> Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
[11:48] <+ImpalaSS> Damn an OPossum!
[11:48] <+CellarDweller> m&m's
[11:49] <+CellarDweller> peanut m&m's
[11:49] <+CellarDweller> and we used to snort pepper for sneezing contests
[11:49] <+ImpalaSS> My scissors to trim the proponderance of middle aged nostrilia growing there
[11:49] <@TK^nino> Do you want to bring sexy back?
[11:50] <+CellarDweller> sexy nvr left
[11:50] <+ImpalaSS> Sexy never left. Its a lie
[11:50] <@TK^nino> Have you ever found your date's/lover's brother or sister more attractive?
[11:51] <+CellarDweller> nino's updating his myspace
[11:51] <+ImpalaSS> No.
[11:51] <@TK^nino> liar
[11:51] <+CellarDweller> lol
[11:52] <+CellarDweller> job interview?
[11:52] <+ImpalaSS> Well, i wouldnt necessarily know a dates sister and No mates with better looking sisters. Why would i be with the ugly one
[11:53] <+CellarDweller> ugly sisters are diiiiiiirty
[11:54] <+ImpalaSS> What if they were identical twins?
[11:54] <+ImpalaSS> http://barbax.com/images/elainedianeklimaszewski.jpg
[11:55] <+ImpalaSS> RAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRAAARRRRRRR\
[11:55] <+ImpalaSS> WOOFWOOOF
[11:55] <+ImpalaSS> MEOOOOOWWWWWW
[11:56] <+CellarDweller> Pole
[11:56] <+CellarDweller> POLE!
[11:56] <+CellarDweller> pole...
[11:56] <+CellarDweller> POLE!!!
[11:57] <+ImpalaSS> RAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRAAARRRRRRR\
[11:57] <+ImpalaSS> WOOFWOOOF
[11:57] <+ImpalaSS> MEOOOOOWWWWWW
[11:58] <+CellarDweller> Pole
[11:58] <+CellarDweller> POLE!
[11:58] <+CellarDweller> pole...
[11:58] <+CellarDweller> POLE!!!
[11:59] <+ImpalaSS> RAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRAAARRRRRRR\
[11:59] <+ImpalaSS> WOOFWOOOF
[11:59] <+ImpalaSS> MEOOOOOWWWWWW
[11:59] <+CellarDweller> Pole
[11:59] <+CellarDweller> POLE!
[11:59] <+CellarDweller> pole...
[11:59] <+CellarDweller> POLE!!!
[12:00] <+ImpalaSS> RAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRAAARRRRRRR\
[12:00] <+ImpalaSS> WOOFWOOOF
[12:00] <+ImpalaSS> MEOOOOOWWWWWW
[12:00] <+CellarDweller> Pole
[12:00] <+CellarDweller> POLE!
[12:00] <+CellarDweller> pole...
[12:01] <+CellarDweller> POLE!!!
[12:01] <+ImpalaSS> RAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRAAARRRRRRR\
[12:01] <+ImpalaSS> WOOFWOOOF
[12:01] <+ImpalaSS> MEOOOOOWWWWWW
[12:02] <+CellarDweller> Pole
[12:02] <+CellarDweller> POLE!
[12:02] <+CellarDweller> pole...
[12:02] <+CellarDweller> POLE!!!
[12:03] <+ImpalaSS> RAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRAAARRRRRRR\
[12:03] <+ImpalaSS> WOOFWOOOF
[12:03] <+ImpalaSS> MEOOOOOWWWWWW
[12:03] <+CellarDweller> Pole
[12:03] <+CellarDweller> POLE!
[12:04] <+CellarDweller> pole...
[12:04] <+CellarDweller> POLE!!!
[12:04] <+ImpalaSS> WOOFWOOOF
[12:04] <+CellarDweller> POLE!
[12:04] <+ImpalaSS> WOOFWOOOF
[12:05] <+CellarDweller> POLE!
[12:05] <+ImpalaSS> WOOFWOOOF
[12:05] <+CellarDweller> POLE!
[12:06] <+ImpalaSS> WOOFWOOOF
[12:06] <+CellarDweller> POLE!
[12:06] <+ImpalaSS> WOOFWOOOF
[12:06] <+CellarDweller> POLE!
[12:07] <+ImpalaSS> WOOFWOOOF
[12:07] <+CellarDweller> POLE!
[12:07] <+ImpalaSS> RAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRAAARRRRRRR\
[12:07] <+ImpalaSS> WOOFWOOOF
[12:07] <+ImpalaSS> MEOOOOOWWWWWW
[12:07] <+CellarDweller> Pole
[12:08] <+CellarDweller> POLE!
[12:08] <+CellarDweller> pole...
[12:08] <+CellarDweller> POLE!!!
[12:08] <+ImpalaSS> RAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRAAARRRRRRR\
[12:08] <+ImpalaSS> WOOFWOOOF
[12:09] <+ImpalaSS> MEOOOOOWWWWWW
[12:09] <+CellarDweller> Pole
[12:09] <+CellarDweller> POLE!
[12:09] <+CellarDweller> pole...
[12:09] <+CellarDweller> POLE!!!
[12:09] <+ImpalaSS> RAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRAAARRRRRRR\
[12:09] <+ImpalaSS> WOOFWOOOF
[12:09] <+ImpalaSS> MEOOOOOWWWWWW
[12:10] <+CellarDweller> POLE!
[12:10] <+CellarDweller> pole...
[12:10] <+ImpalaSS> MEOOOOOWWWWWW
[12:10] <+CellarDweller> Pole
[12:10] <+CellarDweller> POLE!
[12:10] <+CellarDweller> pole...
[12:11] <+CellarDweller> POLE!!!
[12:11] <+ImpalaSS> RAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRAAARRRRRRR\
[12:11] <+ImpalaSS> WOOFWOOOF
[12:11] <+ImpalaSS> MEOOOOOWWWWWW
[12:11] <+CellarDweller> Pole
[12:11] <+CellarDweller> POLE!
[12:11] <+CellarDweller> pole...
[12:11] <+CellarDweller> POLE!!!
[12:12] <+ImpalaSS> RAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRAAARRRRRRR\
[12:12] <+ImpalaSS> WOOFWOOOF
[12:12] <+ImpalaSS> MEOOOOOWWWWWW
[12:12] <+CellarDweller> Pole
[12:12] <+CellarDweller> POLE!
[12:13] <+CellarDweller> pole...
[12:13] <+CellarDweller> POLE!!!
[12:13] <+ImpalaSS> RAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRAAARRRRRRR\
[12:13] <+ImpalaSS> WOOFWOOOF
[12:13] <+ImpalaSS> MEOOOOOWWWWWW
[12:14] <+CellarDweller> Pole
[12:14] <+CellarDweller> POLE!
[12:14] <+CellarDweller> pole...
[12:14] <+CellarDweller> POLE!!!
[12:15] <+ImpalaSS> RAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRAAARRRRRRR\
[12:15] <+ImpalaSS> WOOFWOOOF
[12:15] <+ImpalaSS> MEOOOOOWWWWWW
[12:15] <+CellarDweller> Pole
[12:15] <+CellarDweller> POLE!
[12:16] <+CellarDweller> pole...
[12:16] <+CellarDweller> POLE!!!
[12:16] <+ImpalaSS> RAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRAAARRRRRRR\
[12:16] <+ImpalaSS> WOOFWOOOF
[12:17] <+ImpalaSS> MEOOOOOWWWWWW
[12:17] <+CellarDweller> Pole
[12:18] <+CellarDweller> POLE!
[12:18] <+CellarDweller> pole...
[12:18] <+CellarDweller> POLE!!!
[12:19] <+ImpalaSS> RAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRAAARRRRRRR\
[12:19] <+ImpalaSS> WOOFWOOOF

LOLWUT

omg, quote hax!

wtf haha

Spam!

[ragequit]

[20:39] <Poor_Billy> http://www.hl2dm-university.com/forum/p ... =10&t=3277
[20:52] <+The_Zman_> aasdf blajgbldfh
[20:52] <+The_Zman_> what the fuck
[20:52] <+The_Zman_> why me
[20:53] <Poor_Billy> AHAHAHAHAHA
[20:53] <+The_Zman_> the only thing i ve ever done to him was help him ingame
[20:53] <+The_Zman_> whatever
[20:53] <+The_Zman_> fuck hl2dmu
[20:53] <+The_Zman_> fuck this channel
[20:53] * +The_Zman_ ([email protected]) has left #hl2dm

[/ragequit]

CSS is clearly inferior with it's "Buy Menu" damn capitalists.

CSS is clearly inferior with it's "Buy Menu" damn capitalists.

Ya but the good servers give EVERYONE unlimited money... Communism ?

Its not COMMUNISM, Silly! Its CONMUNISM!
That is a whole other thing!

It includes dying from a ding in the head because of Socialist rationing of MRI and CAT tech and generally hanging out, drinking beer, playing hockey, skating, gaming, fucking, complaining about the USA, and that about is it!

Dr. T.J. Eckleburg: Did you know that I'm a bum looker jew from outer space?

Dr. T.J. Eckleburg: lol. you're just jealous that i can save money by finding good prices on fried chicken from uranus

Dr. T.J. Eckleburg: Did you know that I'm a bum looker jew from outer space?

Dr. T.J. Eckleburg: lol. you're just jealous that i can save money by finding good prices on fried chicken from uranus

I get good prices on Oh Henry's from Mianus

this thread is now the #hl2dm quotes/bahlk chronicals


p.: gg
p.: i'm gettin too high
p.: gonna go sit and be merry
p.: do more drugs
p.: ect.
bAhLK!: LOL
bAhLK!: alright
bAhLK!: i tell u
bAhLK!: i might be going to jail
bAhLK!: LOL
p.: for what
bAhLK!: pissin off some cops
bAhLK!: rly bad
bAhLK!: the da wants to rape me
bAhLK!: hard
p.: we all do that shit
bAhLK!: im a "top priority"
p.: LMFAO
p.: BAHLK CHRONICALS
p.: AGAIN
bAhLK!: LOL
p.: THEY JUST KEEP GETTIN BETTER
p.: I SWEAR TO GOD
bAhLK!: ya
bAhLK!: shits silly
bAhLK!: fukin cops
p.: how did you piss them off anyway
bAhLK!: lol.......
p.: does it involve your penis
bAhLK!: somewat
bAhLK!: ya
bAhLK!: alot of talk about it
bAhLK!: like
bAhLK!: there tryin to get me for hate crimes
bAhLK!: lol
bAhLK!: cuase i was like
bAhLK!: suck my cock
p.: did you tell the police to suck your penis
bAhLK!: u dirty bum looker
bAhLK!: and u dumb chink
p.: ahahahaha
bAhLK!: i didnt rly resist arrest
bAhLK!: but once i let them put me in hand cuffs
bAhLK!: i was just like
bAhLK!: layin on the ground
bAhLK!: making them drag me around
bAhLK!: spitting at there feet
bAhLK!: calling them bad names
bAhLK!: so ya
bAhLK!: i pissed em off pretty bad
p.: all they can get you for is drunk and disorderly if you were wasted
p.: i think...
bAhLK!: well
bAhLK!: i orig got arrested
bAhLK!: for kicking in a door
bAhLK!: ahahha
p.: idk the last charge i got was possession of a controlled substance
p.: so idk
bAhLK!: and i got possession
bAhLK!: so i go
bAhLK!: disorderly conduct
bAhLK!: unlawlful micheif
bAhLK!: and possession
bAhLK!: so
p.: damn
p.: thats at least a year
bAhLK!: LOL
bAhLK!: fuck
p.: up to 3
bAhLK!: ya
bAhLK!: like 3
bAhLK!: but
bAhLK!: there all misdimeneors
bAhLK!: and this is my first offense
p.: a year with good behavior
p.: oh
p.: youthful offender
p.: wait
p.: you're over 20
p.: shit
bAhLK!: LOL
bAhLK!: ya
bAhLK!: its 50/50
bAhLK!: well
bAhLK!: wats scary was
bAhLK!: the da said
p.: you won't get in much trouble
bAhLK!: they wouldnt stop
bAhLK!: untill i was fully prosicuted
p.: they'll prolly put you on probation for the possession charge
p.: if anything
p.: maybe just community service
p.: 1st time offenders usually get off easy
bAhLK!: lol
bAhLK!: they wanted to throw me in jail
bAhLK!: for another month
bAhLK!: before my actual hearing
bAhLK!: i had to make bail twice
bAhLK!: im out on 2500 bail right now
bAhLK!: till nov
bAhLK!: shits wack
p.: skip town
bAhLK!: LOL
bAhLK!: im out on a bail bond
bAhLK!: so my famil can get nailed
bAhLK!: with like 25g
p.: parents house up?
bAhLK!: if i do that
p.: yeah
p.: shits wack
bAhLK!: but
bAhLK!: i got a sick job
bAhLK!: today pretty much
bAhLK!: so i cant skip
bAhLK!: i cant go to jail either
bAhLK!: so
bAhLK!: i needa good lawyer or something
p.: sounds like a pickle bahlk my friend
p.: a pickle indeed
p.: just do what every bum looker does
p.: dont show up for court
bAhLK!: LOL

(i had to post this somewhere)

old news is old.

old news is old.

addendum:

dead irc channel is dead

It's actually not from irc.

But anyway, thats not even the whole convo, I don't wanna post the whole convo for fear of men in suits busting through my windows and black bagging me for revealing national secrets.

Annnd the Darwin award goes to...

ITS HERE!!!!

After months and months of lurking in the channel.

Heres quite a few quotes that I have saved up. (Some copy+paste from earlier posts on here since I lost em)

Enjoy.

(11:53:25 PM) WT: u are trying to mfya-roll me huh

(8:12:48 PM) Fusion_WT: all I wanna do is eat sleep and hump bitches

(9:55:27 PM) WT: would you like a glass of champagne with those cashews rich boy

(12:11:49 AM) WT: I didnt advise that

(11:39:44 PM) WT: I would never block your cock

(11:46:31 PM) WT: guide my rpg up ur ass

(12:53:45 AM) WT: look at me Im so fucking psychic

(12:17:12 AM) WT: no take mi toy!!!!

(10:34:00 PM) W_T: touch your own pee pee

(10:35:06 PM) W_T: send me your cousin

(2:10:10 AM) W_T: WT to the rescue dum dah dah dahhhh!

.conflict wrote:
When'll you get dumped by your gf you'll get to enjoy RL Singleplayer Game(s)

(10:50:05 PM) {EE}chEmicalbuRn: i was hoping for a 2 dollar whore tho

(10:24:17 PM) CellarDweller: imma fucking ray of sunshine, i am!

(10:35:25 PM) CellarDweller: i need a bigger dick

(7:53:38 PM) poor_billy: my cock tastes good

(8:43:49 PM) poor_billy: i dunno, i just want to razzle impala

(8:43:45 PM) CAL-hl2dm|Rattray: The great cosmic zombie in the sky can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat fruit from a magical tree.


(3:16:22 PM) voxtex: i will rape you

(11:57:39 AM) xParadox: I get buttfucked every day

(2:53:12 AM) Fearsome: i CHALLENGE YOU TO A 5V5 IN R4A
(12:31:09 AM) TiGGy: well hello there mr death! you look like you could use a bowl of chicken noodle soup!

(10:27:31 PM) WT: perma-ban for you
(10:27:42 PM) WT: phone brb

(2:44:17 PM) The_Zman: you want ME to figure out how you're going to launch your illegal pirate satellite?
(2:44:24 PM) CellarDweller: yes
(2:44:26 PM) The_Zman: i recommend rubber bands...

(12:01:57 AM) ninjins: im so special

(2:44:58 PM) CellarDweller: and imma happy clam

[14:13] ImpalaSS: The Stonehenge was in danger of being trampled by a couple of midgets!

(12:24:22 AM) blast`: i joined because i like their name

(11:09:03 PM) uncle_rico: i don't wanna go to prison, i'd get stabbed for not giving up the booty

(10:41:54 PM) c0nflict: this could be our chance to cheat in rl!

(9:54:56 PM) Kyle^: if drago saw the current vdus team today...
(9:55:04 PM) Kyle^: he'd have a heart attack


[14:45] <@Parado1> and it got choppy so I got wet

<+Zman> you can notice some noticables

[15:18] <MfYa_Quote_Hunter> Someone divided by zero
[15:18] <conflict> i feel like i got here in a very unfortunate moment
[15:18] <@Parado1> Cellar....you are married surely you know what thoose noticibles are
[15:18] <MfYa_Quote_Hunter> (3:45:43 PM) Parado1: and it got choppy so I got wet
[15:19] <@Parado1> let me help
[15:19] * CellarDweller passes out

WHAT?!!

quoting my own quoted quotes?!

SUP WT

ITS HERE!!!!

After months and months of lurking in the channel.

Heres quite a few quotes that I have saved up. (Some copy+paste from earlier posts on here since I lost em)

Enjoy.

(11:53:25 PM) WT: u are trying to mfya-roll me huh

(8:12:48 PM) Fusion_WT: all I wanna do is eat sleep and hump bitches

(9:55:27 PM) WT: would you like a glass of champagne with those cashews rich boy

(12:11:49 AM) WT: I didnt advise that

(11:39:44 PM) WT: I would never block your cock

(11:46:31 PM) WT: guide my rpg up ur ass

(12:53:45 AM) WT: look at me Im so fucking psychic

(12:17:12 AM) WT: no take mi toy!!!!

(10:34:00 PM) W_T: touch your own pee pee

(10:35:06 PM) W_T: send me your cousin

(2:10:10 AM) W_T: WT to the rescue dum dah dah dahhhh!

.conflict wrote:
When'll you get dumped by your gf you'll get to enjoy RL Singleplayer Game(s)

(10:50:05 PM) {EE}chEmicalbuRn: i was hoping for a 2 dollar whore tho

(10:24:17 PM) CellarDweller: imma fucking ray of sunshine, i am!

(10:35:25 PM) CellarDweller: i need a bigger dick

(7:53:38 PM) poor_billy: my cock tastes good

(8:43:49 PM) poor_billy: i dunno, i just want to razzle impala

(8:43:45 PM) CAL-hl2dm|Rattray: The great cosmic zombie in the sky can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat fruit from a magical tree.


(3:16:22 PM) voxtex: i will rape you

(11:57:39 AM) xParadox: I get buttfucked every day

(2:53:12 AM) Fearsome: i CHALLENGE YOU TO A 5V5 IN R4A
(12:31:09 AM) TiGGy: well hello there mr death! you look like you could use a bowl of chicken noodle soup!

(10:27:31 PM) WT: perma-ban for you
(10:27:42 PM) WT: phone brb

(2:44:17 PM) The_Zman: you want ME to figure out how you're going to launch your illegal pirate satellite?
(2:44:24 PM) CellarDweller: yes
(2:44:26 PM) The_Zman: i recommend rubber bands...

(12:01:57 AM) ninjins: im so special

(2:44:58 PM) CellarDweller: and imma happy clam

[14:13] ImpalaSS: The Stonehenge was in danger of being trampled by a couple of midgets!

(12:24:22 AM) blast`: i joined because i like their name

(11:09:03 PM) uncle_rico: i don't wanna go to prison, i'd get stabbed for not giving up the booty

(10:41:54 PM) c0nflict: this could be our chance to cheat in rl!

(9:54:56 PM) Kyle^: if drago saw the current vdus team today...
(9:55:04 PM) Kyle^: he'd have a heart attack


[14:45] <@Parado1> and it got choppy so I got wet

<+Zman> you can notice some noticables

[15:18] <MfYa_Quote_Hunter> Someone divided by zero
[15:18] <conflict> i feel like i got here in a very unfortunate moment
[15:18] <@Parado1> Cellar....you are married surely you know what thoose noticibles are
[15:18] <MfYa_Quote_Hunter> (3:45:43 PM) Parado1: and it got choppy so I got wet
[15:19] <@Parado1> let me help
[15:19] * CellarDweller passes out

WHAT?!!

quoting my own quoted quotes?!

SUP WT

Oh hey dude. Happy New Year lol...

ok heres the whole community trying to beat out hal-bot in a game of wits and me delivering the epic Lawl pls read at least 10-20min. anywhere in the log and skip to end @line #796 but for full impression check whole log http://pastebin.com/9bgZggqK

385.(8:28:14 AM) Edge: I want some more motherfucking hal!
386.(8:28:15 AM) HAL-bot: Why do you want more motherfucking?

Lmao. Halbot sure made some sense there.

i'd say that's actually Grape pretending he's hal the bot, but none exists. it's only Grape.

I remember the godhand lulz... Man I should really get back in that channel.. I miss it ;-;