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puFF

2008-05-04 21:27:38

go

i have hopes that this will be the biggest thread this forum has ever seen...

Anonymous

2008-05-04 21:32:32

Huhh?

puFF

2008-05-04 21:46:50

lawl, did anyone log the conversation last night?

someones gotta send it to me...

{Rx}Crowbar Ninja DJ Z3R0

2008-05-04 23:42:50

(11:46:31 PM) WT: guide my rpg up ur ass

Walking Target

2008-05-05 00:46:14

I have some of it. Here are a few I saved...

(8:44:04 PM) HAXCoke: if dm was sex I would bind your mouth to W and your vag to S
(8:58:59 PM) puFF: if dm was sex id use net_graph 3 and watch the choke
(8:59:44 PM) Herbalizer: if dm was sex I would look for the sv_pure 0 girls
(9:09:19 PM) WT: if dm was sex, I would killbox
(9:10:30 PM) puFF: if dm was sex i wouldnt worry about getting my suit
(9:12:19 PM) HAXCoke: "wtf babe?" "dude im laggin or something.." "dont put it there, WTF" "REGISTRATION, BLAME VALVE"
(9:16:32 PM) WT: gg sex-university.com
(9:17:14 PM) puFF: if sex were dm id run from a stunstick

Oh and this lol:

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Zman42

2008-05-05 01:27:32

omg WIN!

cyber_clash

2008-05-05 01:30:47

idmws

I'd be a n00b. (tis Me)

Blasphemy

2008-05-05 02:13:29

idmws i would still whore orbs.

st00pidity

2008-05-05 02:30:14

idmws no one would want an orange box
idmws the average cal match would only be 2 minutes
idmws spectating wouldnt be boring
idmws chad would still be a terrible instructor
idmws hidden wouldnt be obese
idmws i'd still slamm you
idmws lockdown would involve bondage
idmws paradox still wouldn't play me
idmws valve would finally be doing its job
idmws i'd still play with 14 year olds
idmws low gravity would have more appeal
idmws i'd still be the biggest dick in the community

puFF

2008-05-05 02:56:30

lol stoop, that last one pwnts.

idmws sroucetv would be a porno
idmws id get wreighpd
idmws id use mp_teamplay 3

Uncle Rico

2008-05-05 03:17:33

idmws I'd get REALLY pissed when I crashed.
idmws only female.mdl's would be allowed in my server.
idmws some of you would finally get to see what a vagina looks like.
idmws nade juggling would become nad juggling.
idmws I'd finally use the macros on my keyboard for something.
idmws cl_downloadfilter nofatchicks.
idmws there'd be a nightly orgy in the rpg room on caverns.
idmws it would give new meaning to "back mag".
idmws it would create a mess with a bunch of ppl speed crawling the lockdown vent.
idmws I get even LESS work done.
idmws sv_hl2mp_erection_respawn_time 2
idmws sv_cheats 1
idmws mp_humplimit 0

Anonymous

2008-05-05 05:48:52

idmws i wouldn't be playing much.

Charles

2008-05-05 06:14:40

Phail

At least I get to be the Steve Bartman of this thread.

puFF

2008-05-05 06:45:08

ok charles thanks for phailing my thread...

badinfluence

2008-05-05 06:47:59

puFF wrote:ok charles thanks for phailing my thread...

Fo rill.

Epic fail.

st00pidity

2008-05-05 06:49:03

[18:07] <rL-sisterFISTER> idmws aliasing would be role playing
[18:08] <rL-sisterFISTER> idmws i'd bitch hop instead
[18:09] <rL-sisterFISTER> idmws health packs would be viagra
[18:14] <rL-sisterFISTER> idmws i could exploit the pump
[18:16] <rL-sisterFISTER> idmws i'd max my sensitivity
[18:25] <rL-sisterFISTER> idmws no one would want runoff
[18:27] <rL-sisterFISTER> idmws hitsounds would be replaced with porno beats
[18:27] <rL-sisterFISTER> idmws i would love to spawn inside you
[18:21] <rL-sisterFISTER> idmws ace would still end everynight with tears

posted from earlier to help bring this thread back from charles' attempt at being cool.

puFF

2008-05-05 07:12:20

idmws charles would suck
idmws charles would get alot of choke

=)

jk

L2k

2008-05-05 07:18:47

puFF wrote:lawl, did anyone log the conversation last night?

someones gotta send it to me...

Here ya go in all its glory, theres some real gems in here. This morning when I woke up I read thru all this and had to pick myself up off the floor more than a few times.

http://www.axon-clan.com/idmws/idmws.txt

Anonymous

2008-05-05 08:13:30

IDMWS Valve would actually be The Dark Brothers.

Coke.

2008-05-05 09:42:54

(9:23:25 PM) Herbalizer: wt and puff vs us?
(9:23:27 PM) puFF: for dm or sex?

puFF's^ was a response to something else but it melded well

Oh and WT called me a Cok

Walking Target

2008-05-05 12:30:16

Oh god, it got posted. I was afraid of that!

{Rx}Crowbar Ninja DJ Z3R0

2008-05-05 21:48:55

(11:39:44 PM) WT: I would never block your cock

Oh yeah.. I'm making a list.

SND

2008-05-05 22:37:06

[00:30] flowtice: if dm were sex i'd buy an expensive mouse
[00:30] bAhlK: i cum blood
[00:30] bAhlK: so there
[00:30] bAhlK: i win
[00:30] SND: hahahahah
[00:30] bAhlK: wtf u lauging about:
[00:30] bAhlK: ?
[00:30] bAhlK: huh
[00:30] bAhlK: do something
[00:30] bAhlK: ur a ought guy
[00:31] bAhlK: fucking do somethign
[00:31] bAhlK: i dare u
[00:31] bAhlK: ILL FUCKING KILL YOU
[00:31] flowtice: hahaha
[00:31] bAhlK: ILL FUCKING KILL YOU
[00:31] bAhlK: aka
[00:31] flowtice: bahlk you're so drunk
[00:31] bAhlK: my boss
[00:31] bAhlK: talking to me
[00:31] bAhlK: hahhahaha
[00:31] flowtice: you were hysterical in that pub

poconut

2008-05-05 23:23:32

stoopidity's list is a sack full of win.

ninojman

2008-05-06 00:52:56

!

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cyber_clash

2008-05-06 02:29:00

st00pidity wrote: idmws chad would still be a terrible instructor

idmws i'd still be the biggest dick in the community

OMFG dude. .. I about fell out of my chair laughing at those 2...Ha ha