How Do You Reply? - HL2DMU Forum Archive

Charles

2008-05-11 09:47:58

Here's a fun game. Type in how you would respond to the following messages if they were directed towards you in HL2DM.

1.) wow ur hacking

2.) how r u so fast

3.) k where can i get hax

4.) whoah ur so good

5.) *kills you and then sprays his tag* lol

Coke.

2008-05-11 11:33:04

funny stuff

Zman42

2008-05-11 18:27:47

1.) wow ur hacking
no im not, i can show you some of this if you want.

2.) how r u so fast
practice.

3.) k where can i get hax
*says nothing* *pwns a noob*

4.) whoah ur so good
ty.

5.) *kills you and then sprays his tag* lol
9mm and dont spray.

Blasphemy

2008-05-11 18:30:52

1.) wow ur hacking
so

2.) how r u so fast
hax

3.) k where can i get hax
http://www.x......

4.) whoah ur so good
true

5.) *kills you and then sprays his tag* lol
dont do dat

Anonymous

2008-05-11 18:44:29

1.) wow ur hacking
The only hacking i do is caused by cigarettes, meathead.

2.) how r u so fast
You're kidding, right?

3.) k where can i get hax
Hax Clan. jk. HL2DM University will give you all the hax you need. jk

4.) whoah ur so good
No i am not!

5.) *kills you and then sprays his tag* lol
Nice!

Anonymous

2008-05-11 19:27:21

lol.. Believe it or not even *I* been accused of hax.. so..

1.) wow ur hacking

We hack because we care

Ty, I am a professional Haxtress

2.) how r u so fast

n/a

3.) k where can i get hax

E-bay

4.) whoah ur so good

I should be better

5.) *kills you and then sprays his tag* lol

Oh no, YOU didn't !!

POMP

<kyle>

2008-05-11 19:34:18

1.) pfffft

2.) ur comp sux

3.) http://www.internetisseriousbusiness.com/

4.) meh

5.) that you Andrue?

thatguy

2008-05-11 20:04:05

1.) wow ur hacking
Thanks for the compliment

2.) how r u so fast
bhop but i im not gonan teach you how to do it becuase you wont get it

3.) k where can i get hax
http://www.cspromod.tk

4.) whoah ur so good

5.) *kills you and then sprays his tag* lol
I kill them and spray my tag and add a tbag

provost

2008-05-11 22:02:47

1.) wow ur hacking
If you say so (see 3.)

2.) how r u so fast
It's called bunnyhopping, learn it at http://www.hl2dm-university.com

3.) k where can i get hax
http://www.hl2dm-university.com

4.) whoah ur so good
Ty, i've been playing alot tho.

5.) *kills you and then sprays his tag* lol
I still love you <3

cyber_clash

2008-05-12 00:51:17

1.) wow ur hacking
Not really I suck too bad to hack

2.) how r u so fast
Practicing bunnyhops

3.) k where can i get hax
I don't know I don't hack?

4.) whoah ur so good
Thanks

5.) *kills you and then sprays his tag* lol
No Reply

Yeah I'm too serious and literal I guess?
And for the record...I think I may have been accused of hacking twice in my HL2 career...so yeah...I never think of anything witty.

ninojman

2008-05-12 01:32:58

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Ko-Tao

2008-05-12 02:30:16

1.) wow ur hacking
bind "F4" "say My Right Hand is an -(A'I'M*B'O'T)-"

2.) how r u so fast
bind "F3" "say My Left Hand is a S>P>E>E>D>H>A>C>K>"

3.) k where can i get hax
bind "7" "say Study the Game @ http://www.hl2dm-university.com"

4.) whoah ur so good
bind "F1" "say Ill Buy That For A Dollar!"

5.) *kills you and then sprays his tag* lol
bind "F12" "say WhO_Ops!"

Epoch

2008-05-12 03:15:10

1.) wow ur hacking
-Who is haxking?

2.) how r u so fast
-Its called bunny hopping, all it takes to learn is lots of practice. For video tutorials http://www.hl2dm-university.com

3.) k where can i get hax
-Couldn't tell yah, I use natural hax

4.) whoah ur so good
-practice practice practice
-not nearly as good as the best

5.) *kills you and then sprays his tag* lol
-Usually just try harder to kill that person more...
-If done numerous times I'll eventually guard their corpse, humping and spraying it, killing anyone who gets near, "My Precious!"

0nti

2008-05-12 05:43:33

1.) wow ur hacking
I'm not hacking, but thanks.

2) how r u so fast
with a technique called bunny hopping, if you stay playing the game long enough I'll teach you.

3.) k where can i get hax
http://www.hl2dm-university.com

4.) whoah ur so good
- xD
-ty !

5.) *kills you and then sprays his tag* lol
-look for them the whole map and spray my tag

Uncle Rico

2008-05-12 05:46:47

lol @ nino's

As an alias:

1.) wow ur hacking
Say nothing

2.) how r u so fast
Say nothing

3.) k where can i get hax
Say nothing

4.) whoah ur so good
Say nothing

5.) *kills you and then sprays his tag* lol
Say nothing

As Rico:

1.) wow ur hacking
No, I'm not, but thank you

2.) how r u so fast
Bunny Hopping, it took me forever to learn, if you wanna learn how go here: hl2dm-university.com

3.) k where can i get hax
Lots of places, but I'd advise against it

4.) whoah ur so good
There's tons of people better than me

5.) *kills you and then sprays his tag* lol
Say nothing and go on with my life. DM is not everything to me.

Blasphemy

2008-05-12 10:30:12

<kyle>

2008-05-13 05:47:05

btw, -ktc* is me.

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dbanimal

2008-05-14 19:56:11

LOL at Blasphemy and Ko-Tao!

Fearsome*

2008-05-14 21:06:14

I just press O to give them the HL2DMU link and say go there to learn to play better. I try to press it once a game besides that.

ninjins

2008-05-15 07:49:28

1.) wow ur hacking
lol

2.) how r u so fast
lol

3.) k where can i get hax
lol

4.) whoah ur so good
lol

5.) *kills you and then sprays his tag* lol
lol

Edge

2008-05-15 17:37:49

1.) wow ur hacking
Thanks. I try

2.) how r u so fast
I'm very slow actually ^_^

3.) k where can i get hax
From practice

4.) whoah ur so good
Nope, i'm not even ok

5.) *kills you and then sprays his tag* lol
aww shucks.

Briggs

2008-05-15 18:56:50

1.) wow ur hacking
hl2dm-university.com
2.) how r u so fast
hl2dm-university.com
3.) k where can i get hax
hl2dm-university.com
4.) whoah ur so good
hl2dm-university.com
5.) *kills you and then sprays his tag* lol
1v1?

badinfluence

2008-05-16 07:43:32

1.) wow ur hacking
wow no shit sherlock. You suck ass. Maybe you should visit hl2dm-u so you can better your shitty self.
2.) how r u so fast
wow no shit sherlock. You suck ass. Maybe you should visit hl2dm-u so you can better your shitty self.
3.) k where can i get hax
wow no shit sherlock. You suck ass. Maybe you should visit hl2dm-u so you can better your shitty self.
4.) whoah ur so good
wow no shit sherlock. You suck ass. Maybe you should visit hl2dm-u so you can better your shitty self.
5.) *kills you and then sprays his tag* lol
did you get yourself those hacks at hl2dm-u because it's impossible to kill a hacker.

Nutri-Grain

2008-05-16 08:38:19

Poor_Billy

2008-05-16 08:39:38

1) wow ur hacking
yes

2) how r u so fast?
hacks

3) k where can i get hax?
-come again? i dont speak faggot.

4) woah ur so good
thanks, you aren't

5) *kills you and then sprays tag*
*sigh* ok...ill plug in my monitor

Nutri-Grain

2008-05-16 08:41:04

Skaruts

2008-12-18 10:50:50

Badinfluence is gonna kill me...

1) wow ur hacking
What?

2) how r u so fast?
Bhopping, aka asshopping, overbounce, speedskating, crouch-jumping... you can give it a new name too. But pleeeeeeeeezzz, not hax.

3) k where can i get hax?
At some lame website that I've no knowledge of.

4) woah ur so good
Believe me, there's 20 times worse.

5) *kills you and then sprays tag*
I hunt them, kill'em and then spray my beautyful Shakira on the wall next to them.

Also, whenever I spot a camper, I hunt him down like a madman and blow his ass out of every hole he get's into.

I've teached some good lessons I guess.

Edge

2008-12-18 17:05:36

Skaruts wrote: Badinfluence is gonna kill me...

1) wow ur hacking
What?

2) how r u so fast?
Bhopping, aka asshopping, overbounce, speedskating, crouch-jumping... you can give it a new name too. But pleeeeeeeeezzz, not hax.

3) k where can i get hax?
At some lame website that I've no knowledge of.

4) woah ur so good
Believe me, there's 20 times worse.

5) *kills you and then sprays tag*
I hunt them, kill'em and then spray my beautyful Shakira on the wall next to them.

Also, whenever I spot a camper, I hunt him down like a madman and blow his ass out of every hole he get's into. I've teached some good lessons I guess.

wowowowowowowow
EPIC BUMP?!

{EE}chEmicalbuRn

2008-12-18 18:44:37

1.) wow ur hacking
yoyoMA

2.) how r u so fast
cause somebody bought me this wheel chair used and it has no brakes.

3.) k where can i get hax
bob sacomanto sells them down at battery park, they're not real but the difference is negligible

4.) whoah ur so good
lol, that Melowsh

5.) *kills you and then sprays his tag* lol
im not gay, not that there's anything wrong with that. a person's sexual preference is there own business

s0iz

2008-12-18 18:56:42

Nothing at all, let them get angry with their own ideas.

Skaruts

2008-12-18 19:16:57

Edge wrote: wowowowowowowow
EPIC BUMP?!

Nah.
I made one worse already.

voxtex

2008-12-18 22:55:17

I like to respond to all of those with

Get your hacks at www.hl2dm-university.com

Skaruts

2008-12-19 02:35:08

I just don't do that cuz I hate to get the U (or any other good source of info) and hacks in the same phrase, even if irocally. But it may lead them to come and read stuff anyway.

Neolinkster

2010-07-15 11:42:17

1.) wow ur hacking
K, your point bieng?

2.) how r u so fast
Bhop I teach it though I suck at explaining it

3.) k where can i get hax
2girls1cup.com

4.) whoah ur so good
ty though I'm rusty

5.) *kills you and then sprays his tag* lol
Hunt the fucker down and imagine my crowbar as a driver and his head as a golf ball