The Flaming Contest

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I prefer the slowburn missive:
I am not retarded. I do not sit around all day anywhere and am often in five or six cities or towns in one week.I have never played on Kat servers. I do not have the talent to alternate with other things whilst stroking... well you know. The last woman i was with (not spectated) was thin and had really sumptuous big... well you know.
It is Walgreens not Wallgreens. I have never bought Bengay OR Nair. I have never worked at McDonald's (but bet YOU have). I am deep and intellectual. People listen to me cause i am the boss and a good one.
Since i remodel and reset stores, effective use of space is my business.
Oxygen does not belong to you. You have no more rights to it than anyone else.

And, as for MAKING me get out, you are not man enough BITCH! Boy!

FUCK YOU!~
My Liege.

I'm telling mommy on you impala.

Holy, if you'd have kept your comp you wouldn't be coming up with stupid shit like this for entertainment.
Anyways, the people above me are doo-doo heads. That good enough?

ooooooooo buuuuuurrrrrrnnnnnn!

Yo' Mamma.

gg, i win.

nah you dont stoop, you lose.

What kind of a response is that Z?...oh wait, you're from the frozen north called Maine. Your brain is permanently permafrost and you wipe your ass with pinecones and think moose are sexy.

Paradox wrote:...and think moose are sexy.

They aren't?

ahahaha .. XD

lmao keeper wins

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Paradox wrote:Your brain is permanently permafrost

LMFAO WHERE DO YOU GET THIS STUFF!

ohh shit... he didn't!!!
OMG!
Mooseknuckle is horrifying!
Hideous.

Jelly Fox wins!
In fact, this whole site is full of awesome!

Coke. wrote:

Paradox wrote:Your brain is permanently permafrost

LMFAO WHERE DO YOU GET THIS STUFF!

Maine Humor, I grew up in Maine as well.

i will post the demos modus recorded tonight, to prove to all you newbs

i am the king of trash talk (WT could also post the number of PMs hes got bitching about me alone to prove it, but since i am in no way affiliated with him, and no where near his favorite, even tho he admits i am the sexiest university member there is, we'll leave it up to the demos)

love me, or else (i'll quti dm, and auction off my autographed by ace mouse pad).

Oh bull...........SHIT, i am by far the sexiest, ya fat gay.

Pernicious you say that to cover up the fact that you're fat, 45 years old, balding, living in your mothers basement. You try to be funny on these forums but fail because nobody can relate to your queer, inbred humor, ye bloody drunk scotsman.
(flame on)

Anybody with a game name that sounds like a fat, ugly, mooseknuckled, flannel wearing sasquatch of a lesbian (SisterFister?!?!? WTF!) can hardly be sexy in the least.

And Zman should talk. He is from Maine, one of the poorest, most backwards, inbred, sparsely populated crap states in the country. It makes Arkansas look like LA.
Everybody that lives there is an outboard repairin, trap stealin, berry pickin, chowderheaded poor ass fisherman.

(This is the run-on insult flame)

Well at least hes not some moonshine dizzy, cotton head from south of the Mason-Dixon line who somehow thinks the confederate flag is more than just a colorful diaper on the baby's ass. The war is over son! Wake up and smell low tide!


And WTF is it with Impalas anyway? Skinny ass excuse for a deer. At least get a ruminant with some meat on em. Moose man moose! Hell if you dont want to eat him, put a harness on him and go plow the back 40 to plant the corn and taters then shoot him 'tween the eyes with the shot gun and have a BBQ with the good hard cider or chokecherry wine that will be done fermenting from last year.

haha, i knew that would kick things off a bit.
Still, its all a bit too forced, situational flaming for the win

st00pidity wrote:i will post the demos modus recorded tonight, to prove to all you newbs

i am the king of trash talk (WT could also post the number of PMs hes got bitching about me alone to prove it, but since i am in no way affiliated with him, and no where near his favorite, even tho he admits i am the sexiest university member there is, we'll leave it up to the demos)

love me, or else (i'll quti dm, and auction off my autographed by ace mouse pad).

Blah, Blah, Blah. Seriously jesse, I hate you. GTFO kthanxbai. GLHF you're an idiot. Bye.

You're all lovely, each and every one of your beliefs and choices are 100% beautiful, no matter the conflict, no matter how paradoxical it may seem, the impala still rides gracefully along the hillside, completely oblivious to the pernicious ninojman, it will DEFinitely be eaten, but do not fret child, for the flowers watching gracefully shall hold you in their embrace as an irrefutable memory, and the winds that move them shall carry your soul unto other flowers, and one day you will prosper into and transpose into a Grape, to which your soul will burn in the deepest purest blackest hell.

Coke, you're an intellectual wannabe with no friends. Seriously, how long did it take you to come up with that try-hard drivel? In RL you are probably the school reject, I'm betting your real name is Nigel Nomates.

No longer than 5 minutes, I wouldn't dare spend more in a place run by a person who got his degree at HL2DM-Uni and reminds himself every waking day that he's a professor that's doing something good for the community, talk about intellectualism, it doesn't take a Ph.D to cram some words together.

Just because your name is green doesn't mean you're better than anyone else, in fact I think it means that you spend too much time in cybernetics and that you aren't really contributing to mankind's progression, you're a selfish twink that has to constantly remind the few friends you have that your sex is 100% to die for, just so that you can get through the days keeping your weak reputation and ego alive, you have no direction, you've tricked yourself into believing that you're a smart guy who has some worth, delusions that only the mindless can respect.

EDIT: Sorry lolz too much to respond. Someone else flame coke for me please.

rgr

Coke your such a wannabe. you try so hard to impress us with stories of all the drugs youve done, when really all that does is make us discount anything and everything you say as chemically enhanced ravings of a delusional never-was. Grow up, stop trying to smoke banana peels. And another thing, whats with your vomit inducing signatures? that shit is lame as balls. your trying to catch our eye and make us think wow thats kinda cool, but actually what happens is you catch our eye and make us think wow id kinda like to disembowel this fucker.

wtf zman I said flame him, not tickle his balls with a feather. Did you google a roast written by a bunch of senile nuns or what?

Can anyone else help me here ffs?

Hey that's BS you're breaking the rules, Zman you're on WT's leash, I don't come here to brag about drugs, in those posts you see clearly that I'm trying to avert the typical view of what 'drugs' are, maybe you should open up and stop being an obtuse mooncalf, enjoy sitting on WT's lap and feeding him cashews and grapes.

Walking Target wrote:Did you google a roast written by a bunch of senile nuns or what?

LMFAO

Also, what the fuck holy moly, you're not getting in on this any further?

AHHAHAHAH I'm crying!

My dad can beat up your dad!!

That would have been better if it weren't so cliche and expected, and it might have made a dent if I didn't weigh 140 pounds.

The day I let some one eyed freak of nature who thinks he has a future tell me to kill myself is the day I die, trying to be simple here for ya.

I like your frag videos but your intros always suck 80 year old cock, I'm not very good at this, granted, but if the thread is slowing down I'd have to vote win for WT

You twat.

FAIL! Thread Closed. lol

holymoly wrote:Fuck that! Thread re-opened.

FUck that! get a PC and stop trollin!!!!


































OR just do a barrel roll

http://lolspinny.ytmnd.com/

Done.

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Bitch.

cyber_clash wrote:

st00pidity wrote:i will post the demos modus recorded tonight, to prove to all you newbs

i am the king of trash talk (WT could also post the number of PMs hes got bitching about me alone to prove it, but since i am in no way affiliated with him, and no where near his favorite, even tho he admits i am the sexiest university member there is, we'll leave it up to the demos)

love me, or else (i'll quti dm, and auction off my autographed by ace mouse pad).

Blah, Blah, Blah. Seriously jesse, I hate you. GTFO kthanxbai. GLHF you're an idiot. Bye.

Wow a real retort from chad, to bad you only put as much effort into it as your tattoo artist did with your screaming eagle. Do you have to cover it up when your in the shower, so it wont rub off?

and i may be an idiot but you havent ever one upped me in anything other than weight.