OK GUYS LISTEN UP

name the position

0nti wrote:name the position

GAY!

holymoly wrote: And that's why, after all this time, after the years you've spent stuck in the friend zone, I want you to fuck me. That's right. I want you to make sweet, sweet love to my asshole. Will you? Please add your name to the sign-up sheet now.

Buy me dinner first. 5 dollar minimum.

cyber_clash wrote:
Buy me dinner first. 5 dollar minimum.

You gotta buy him dinner. He's the one offering up the butthole.

How's life outside of DM holy?...other than the obvious boredom, of course.

MF'erPOMP wrote:
SOOOOOO is everyone ready for Cal???

Can CAL be moved to DM pro?

I love this community too!

But....I prefer to be drinking and DMing buddies, thanks.

{Rx}Crowbar Ninja DJ Z3R0 wrote:Can CAL be moved to DM pro?

No cuz I pwn with muh pro supa hax!

Yeah, Law fits. That brilliant way you make a point, attention to detail... will go a long way practicing law. And even if you don't practice, that degree translates into finance, entertainment, environmentalism, music...

And the girl is hot. She is one of those gals that you might not notice, and then you do, and you are like, hmmmmmmmmmmmmm yeah!~

Good luck, King of STEAM.
(and don't traipse/offer the butthole around here. If need be, your girlfriend could satiate that indiscretion in some way and far better than the ****s here.)

holymoly assume the position now!11!!!!111!!!!!!11!!!11!!!!!111!!1!one

{Rx}Crowbar Ninja DJ Z3R0 wrote:Can CAL be moved to DM pro?

Pro already has a league: http://clans-united.net/

MF'erPOMP wrote:humm so much to say.. since I hijacked this thread some lemme reply:


Cyber: Yeah.. you are not kidding .. can you try and be THAT accurate in regular DM please...



POMP

Yeah if keeper could fix the hit reg in DM...I'm almost willing to bet money he could...

Gay

I'm joyous, and you girlfriend is cute...what if we compromise and talk about her butthole.

{EE} Uncle Rico wrote:what if we compromise and talk about her butthole.

now we are making some leway.

Blasphemy Squad wrote:now we are making some leway.

Yep. Since holy's headed for law school he's gonna have to learn the art of negotiation. Might as well start here with his girlfriend's butthole on the line.
Does she know her butthole has become the subject of international conversation?

Like how I'm using butthole as opposed to asshole? See, that's class, all class baby, 'cause I'm a classy guy, and butthole is so much classier than a regular ol' asshole. Anyone can just say asshole, but classy people like me use butthole, 'cause it's so much more distinct.

holymoly wrote:every fantastic three-way begins with a discussion of my butthole.

Everybody see how classy that was?

Long distance, over the internet 3-way (at least for the third person)? Sounds a bit like phone sex.

Hawt.
also glad you guys stayed classy.

you and uranus can keep your offers to your self.

and, a lawyer?
PFFT

you have a few paths young padawan...

corporate hellokittyhell-->18hr days, (and don't forget weekends sport) of reading for 10 years to hopefullly make jr. partner while selling your soul looking for loop holes in fire retardant bleech infested cheap chinese cardboard apple sacks. all the people you will work with with crowbar you to death to get ahead of you, are you a cut throat mother fucker?

pd-(public defenders office) good luck paying off 100k worth of school on that salary. good karma points aint feedin yur babiez. save the snails.

da-dist attorney's office, suck enough brown nosed assholes and you might make a name for yourself. the pay aint' great but hey you get to try to not fuck up and put 'bad people' behind an over crowded prison system.

go solo w/your own practice= enough strees to turn your stomach into bacterius.pylori feeding heaven. your clients are wife beaters/dwi's/rapist/drug dealers who pay you in filthy money. you will need a firearm to collect your retainer balance. up side is you can go to titty joints on your lunch hours and sniff coke with brazilian strippers when ever you feel like it b/c you're your own boss!

ps judges are so fuckin wacked out they rarely deseve the seat on the bench.
http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/200 ... nced_x.htm
however know enough of them and you can call in mad favors

LMAO!! This thread has class written all over it.

I'd hit it!












































I think I'll leave that a bit ambiguous for now.

holymoly wrote:old time, you forgot the federal lawyer- 8 hour days, 100k salary, and excellent benefits. raise a family, keep your soul, and entry-level salary pays every bill and then some.

You'd make a better male prostitute.

{EE} Uncle Rico wrote:

holymoly wrote:old time, you forgot the federal lawyer- 8 hour days, 100k salary, and excellent benefits. raise a family, keep your soul, and entry-level salary pays every bill and then some.

You'd make a better male prostitute.

And an even better female one.

holymoly wrote:And an even better hermaphrodite one!

Well, you could the charge big bucks for that. You could wear a t-shirt saying "GAY/STRAIGHT, MALE/FEMALE, EVERYBODY RIDES!"

Umm I think you should start playing more DM again, obviously you don't have enough other things to think about and your brain about to take a flying leap off the deep end.

You shouldn't have sold your desktop ignoramus!

"new" laptop? Where did you get that?

holymoly wrote:I just made a post today on my clan site asking for people to donate to the "Get Holy a New Gaming Computer because He's a Huge Pussy" fund.

AHA!

I'll donate half a cheese sandwich. Wait!! I already ate it, sorry.