Worst *Funny* Bug ever

ninojman

2008-07-22 19:21:22

This is for the lulz


What is the worst yet funny bug you have seen in hl2dm?

What could be the worst yet funny bug From a future update?

keefy

2008-07-22 19:45:31

When chat was fubar on linux servers.
I think we all have learned when Valve is concerned windows servers are best.

dbanimal

2008-07-22 21:30:02

ninojman wrote:This is for the lulz


What is the worst bug you have seen in hl2dm?
I saw a huge mosquito in game once, turned out it just landed on the screen of my monitor, lulz!

:D Sorry, couldn't resist!

One that's noticeable all the time is ragdolls falling through props. Nothing like seeing a corpse laying on the ground with a crate infused with it.

{Rx}Crowbar Ninja DJ Z3R0

2008-07-22 21:43:08

When you are pushing orbs with someone else and it just hovers in the middle moving slowly, killing both players and counting as a kill for both.

That and when you spawn with a prop in the way and your weapons fall.

Keeper

2008-07-22 21:54:24

Datacache.dll

'nuff said



EDIT: Ooooh, you said funny...

I got killed during pub play by a cleverly placed slam on a ladder. I went afk after I was killed for calls from nature.

When i came back I saw another slam had been placed where I had just died ( via death view ). So wouldn't you know it. The ladder respawn bug placed me right back to get killed again. Dunno if spawn protection would have saved me, but that was before they added that.

ninojman

2008-07-22 21:55:39

{Rx}Crowbar Ninja DJ Z3R0 wrote:That and when you spawn with a prop in the way and your weapons fall.

hahah, one time on lockdown i spawned at the charger and all the crap in the room was on the spawn, I dropped every weapon i had other then the crowbar, Had to crowbar my way out that bitch. lol took about 20 seconds. Once I got out, someone came in the room and killed me. I lol'd so hard

{Rx}Crowbar Ninja DJ Z3R0

2008-07-22 22:36:48

ninojman wrote:
{Rx}Crowbar Ninja DJ Z3R0 wrote:That and when you spawn with a prop in the way and your weapons fall.

hahah, one time on lockdown i spawned at the charger and all the crap in the room was on the spawn, I dropped every weapon i had other then the crowbar, Had to crowbar my way out that bitch. lol took about 20 seconds. Once I got out, someone came in the room and killed me. I lol'd so hard
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<kyle>

2008-07-22 23:34:41

crashing alllllll the time.

Paradox

2008-07-23 01:19:33

Kyle wrote:crashing alllllll the time.
:agree:

Nutri-Grain

2008-07-23 04:05:34

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s0iz

2008-07-23 05:13:04

You go very fast doing bhop and suddenly a chair kills you.

Keeper

2008-07-23 05:40:14

Nutri-Grain wrote:the super prop jump...grab a prop, hit it into the ground and BAM, you're at the top of the map.

except...I can do that glitch very well so I wouldn't like to see that taken out lol

oh and the saw blade jump thing too...very similar, but I can do that one too sooo keep it in :D :P
Based on the HL2DM SDK Compile for Orange box, that is gone. :(

I use it too ... but it's not critical to my game.

Briggs

2008-07-23 05:49:54

Sometimes I see players arms wrapped around themselves with the gun in there hands or sticking out of the crotch.

{Rx}Crowbar Ninja DJ Z3R0

2008-07-23 08:13:10

Briggs wrote:Sometimes I see players arms wrapped around themselves with the gun in there hands or sticking out of the crotch.
LOL I get that too.

I cant take the match seriously whenever I see that. I'm laughing too much.

dbanimal

2008-07-23 17:23:46

{Rx}Crowbar Ninja DJ Z3R0 wrote:
Briggs wrote:Sometimes I see players arms wrapped around themselves with the gun in there hands or sticking out of the crotch.
LOL I get that too.

I cant take the match seriously whenever I see that. I'm laughing too much.
LOL, haven't seen any of that in-game yet (would be funny as Hell to see though). Post pictures if you have them! :)

Sacrifist

2008-07-23 21:10:49

Sunsnail and I were going 1 v 1 on aim_arena_b4 and the lights went out. It was pitch black and we turned on the flashlights and battled it out. I still have pics of that somewhere. It was pretty good stuff. After the map ended everything went back to normal.

badinfluence

2008-07-23 23:52:39

It was probably from enabling sv cheats.

Blasphemy

2008-07-24 00:36:46

dbanimal wrote:
{Rx}Crowbar Ninja DJ Z3R0 wrote:
Briggs wrote:Sometimes I see players arms wrapped around themselves with the gun in there hands or sticking out of the crotch.
LOL I get that too.

I cant take the match seriously whenever I see that. I'm laughing too much.
LOL, haven't seen any of that in-game yet (would be funny as Hell to see though). Post pictures if you have them! :)
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Ko-Tao

2008-07-24 00:40:03

{Rx}Crowbar Ninja DJ Z3R0 wrote:
Briggs wrote:Sometimes I see players arms wrapped around themselves with the gun in there hands or sticking out of the crotch.
LOL I get that too.

I cant take the match seriously whenever I see that. I'm laughing too much.
Heh seeing someone running around bent over with a shotgun barrel sticking out of their ass, killing someone every time their butt coughs, is funny stuff. No actual effect on the game either, though ya, it does make it a bit harder to take the match seriously. :lol:

Blasphemy

2008-07-24 01:28:35

using slams to make steps although it doesn't work anymore, i just wanted to bring it up had some fun times with that one.

Sacrifist

2008-07-24 02:47:52

badinfluence wrote:It was probably from enabling sv cheats.
I didnt enable cheats. We were in the middle of playing lol.

Paradox

2008-07-24 03:33:31

Getting stuck in the walls of maps like Island17, Drift_revised or on stairs like powerhouse.

provost

2008-07-24 16:24:40

Trying to get away of ninjins while i had 7 hp.
Ninjins was trying to keep up and kill me.
While bhoping, i turn around, bhop backwards, take the crossbow annnnd BOOOOM HIT!!!
*parties*


but....butbutbut

The bastard had armor and i shot his foot so he starts flying toward me at 340895 mph
*takes his crowbar*
and i died crowbared by a supermaning ninjins.

Quite the WTF



(bug being when you shoot people in the feet with xbow they can end up flying around at very high vel)

ninojman

2008-07-25 00:31:21

I was playing on dm_steamlab the day it came out, and this dood was using the old Model Bug where you could use any model in the game to hack in and play with.

This one guy was playing as Lamar the Head Crab, all you saw was lamar on the ground running around with a 357 floating about a foot or 2 above him. The pub was packed and you'd hear someone scream on the mic, then he would run into the room i was in and everyone's mic button lit up and everyone was screaming "ahhhhhhh" "omg it's fucking lamar" "ahhhhhhhhhh" "get the fuck away"

I never laughed my ass off to a game like that before. It was soooooo funny even though i was getting head shotted left and right by this model hacker

Sacrifist

2008-07-25 00:57:27

ninojman wrote:I was playing on dm_steamlab the day it came out, and this dood was using the old Model Bug where you could use any model in the game to hack in and play with.

This one guy was playing as Lamar the Head Crab, all you saw was lamar on the ground running around with a 357 floating about a foot or 2 above him. The pub was packed and you'd hear someone scream on the mic, then he would run into the room i was in and everyone's mic button lit up and everyone was screaming "ahhhhhhh" "omg it's fucking lamar" "ahhhhhhhhhh" "get the fuck away"

I never laughed my ass off to a game like that before. It was soooooo funny even though i was getting head shotted left and right by this model hacker
I would of loved to had been there for that one lol.