drink on a plane - HL2DMU Forum Archive

provost

2008-08-13 21:18:51

So some flight companies won't allow you to drink onboard so i'll try and use this fake ''listerine bottle'' wonder if they will uncover teh_sneak. LETS FIND OUT!

keefy

2008-08-15 00:50:46

Is this another variation of "Snakes on a plane"?

Anonymous

2008-08-15 01:00:28

You're in Canada, so you may not have to worry about some TSA asses thieving your mouthwash.
Make sure you get the color match right. Curacao and a little yellow dye might do it.
To really get away with this, heat shrink some plastic around the top and keep the bottle smaller for effect.

Walking Target

2008-08-15 01:04:14

Damn Impala, spoken like an old pro.

Anonymous

2008-08-15 01:23:11

ummmm. Boarding school!

GatesMcTaste

2008-08-15 01:24:42

65 Impala SS wrote:ummmm. Boarding school!

hahaha legend!

got any more tricks...?

Anonymous

2008-08-15 03:51:54

Yeah like what? Like to walk? Hitchhike? Get a pair of shin high combat boots. Make two vertical slits near the top. Take a Marine KBar knife and feed the grip clasp through, so the sheath is running up your leg and hold with a soft elastic something. Instant protection.

Also, if you need to get rid of it fast, kick the clasp open with your other foot and kick. It will fly out and away.

Came in handy at Myrtle Beach 1979.

also, don't eat the yellow snow.

Anonymous

2008-08-15 03:54:53

If your a teen and you've got a buzz on and have to go home and your mom is there, wet your hair before and tell you have been swimming all day, chlorine and all.

Anonymous

2008-08-15 03:58:44

If someone is messing with you, get a roll of quarters, ball up your fist and cold cock them so bad the only thing anybody will remember is how bad you fucked them up. Nobody will mess with you again.
Caveat: things have changed since i did this. You amy get a .380 comin around.

Anonymous

2008-08-15 04:01:14

With your best girl: take one of her rings off and use it to isolate her hmmmm. Go to town.
She will remember it.

Anonymous

2008-08-15 04:08:21

Like Hash? Stick a pin through a book cover about two inches from the edge. Put hash on pin and ignite. Cover with with glass. Let it burnout and tilt the glass suck hard. You now have a hash smelling book and a trippy high.

Anonymous

2008-08-15 04:10:04

Sorry for the hijack

Jelly Fox

2008-08-15 04:17:12

mmm fill it with absinthe

Anonymous

2008-08-15 05:24:29

You are obviously from Scotland. Abs is a nogo here
You can get any drug you want but essence of Wormwood is very rare

Walking Target

2008-08-15 06:30:04

Coming soon to the U, a new class taught by Professor Impala!

Impala 101: How to Get Yourself into Some Shit

Jelly Fox

2008-08-15 14:41:50

65 Impala SS wrote:You are obviously from Scotland. Abs is a nogo here
You can get any drug you want but essence of Wormwood is very rare

Well you can get a weaker version (55%) of absinthe in our super stores (ASDA/Walmart) but if you want the real hardcore stuff (70%+) you have to go else where in Europe, booze is also cheaper everywhere else and was even cheaper before the fecking Euro, meh!

This site delivers to the US but it's far from cheap.

s0iz

2008-08-15 20:27:10

AirFrance gave me all the beer I wanted, free of charge

And French red whine with the meals

provost

2008-08-15 22:54:27

Amsterdam's absynth was hmmmm hmmmmmmmmmm