The Rules of hl2dm - HL2DMU Forum Archive

Anonymous

2008-08-29 20:40:39

Dm is full of smart asses.

Zman42

2008-08-29 20:57:40

^ would be 16 so
17. If you are good with the magnum you're a magnum whore.
18. If you are good with the orbs you are an orb whore.
19. Everyone not in your clan is obviously unworthy of existence, flame them accordingly.

provost

2008-08-29 21:20:16

20. People never makes "gg I quti" posts.
22. Aim arena is all about strategy.
23. Mappers makes awesome map and people play their maps instead of lockdown.

snipeIT

2008-08-29 21:47:36

24. Typing exec lab in console makes you indestructible .
25. If you do not crash at least 7 times during an hour of game play, check to see if your running hl2dm
26. If someone calls you a noob then you are a noob.

keefy

2008-08-29 23:02:41

27. Spawnkill.
28. Spam everyone.
29 bind "key" "voice_enable 0"
30. Forgotten_sanctuary is the best map and all others suck.

sava

2008-08-29 23:07:05

31. If you have more than 2 headshots you have Aimbot

Anonymous

2008-08-29 23:27:06

32 Shellshock will lead to game resurgence.

Rev

2008-08-29 23:40:21

33. Team-deathmatch on public servers sucks.

SND

2008-08-30 00:41:02

34.Everone that is better than u at the game are clearly hackers. How else could they beat u?

thatguy

2008-08-30 01:45:20

35. americans just spam

<kyle>

2008-08-30 02:33:58

36:lowgrav takes skill to play in.

Va|iums

2008-08-30 02:42:00

37. If new elite class players start to emerge, instead of having then spread throughout numerous clans to draw more attention and excitement to league play make sure to condense all these players into one clan ensuring another snooze league season.

SND

2008-08-30 04:01:15

38.All european players h8 spam. They believe its the lamest way to play and preffer a 2min mag fight between players until some is killed rather than learning how to use the rpg or nading to win a game.

the_big_cheese

2008-08-30 04:15:26

39. No one has ever lost in a fair 1v1.

Ko-Tao

2008-08-30 04:47:11

40. When winning in a pub, your name should read:
----- Noobs below this Line -----

41. When losing in a pub, your name should read:
----- Cheaters above this Line -----

Blasphemy

2008-08-30 05:38:45

42. holymoly is not a troll.
43. no one here is a newfag that just spew out repetitive words/pictures like WIN, EPIC, LULZ and demotivational pix over and over, because they just found out about a website named 4chan a few months ago and think its the greatest thing since sliced bread.

Rev

2008-08-30 06:27:50

44. Europeans must play with friendly fire.
45. The rest of the world must play without friendly fire.

poconut

2008-08-30 09:17:46

46. If a good player appears out of nowhere, it's vdrei

Nutri-Grain

2008-08-30 10:58:07

.

Rev

2008-08-30 14:19:02

Nutri-Grain wrote:49. If you disconnect before you lose you don't lose.
52. The only real clans are SW and VDuS. Every other clan does not exist and came out of nowhere.

ahahahahahaha absolutely n1 !

Pernicious

2008-08-30 14:32:14

53: Grav gun + lagger = free kill.

poconut

2008-08-30 18:44:57

Pernicious wrote:53: Grav gun + lager = free kill.

lager or lagger?

provost

2008-08-30 19:53:13

poconut wrote:46. If a good player appears out of nowhere, it's vdrei

LMFAOOOO

Uncle Rico

2008-08-30 21:50:32

54. Mani admin is a good thing in the hands of 13 yr olds
55. "I fucking caught that!"
56. Your aim is never off, it's bad hitreg
57. If you're good, playing this game is all you ever do

Pernicious

2008-08-31 03:36:01

I play better after taking speed.

Paradox

2008-08-31 05:15:53

58. Physics bouncing off your opponent and killing you is normal.

59. Someone repeatedly saying "GAY" in game when they die actually is a complement meaing "Good Aim You!"

{EE}chEmicalbuRn

2008-08-31 19:10:54

60. the U site is always used for possitive, uplifting, insightful conversation to better help the community.
61. only play CAL maps against the same ppl all the time, otherwise you might be mistaken for a player that is playing for the enjoyment of the game(aka nOOb)
62. copy all of your attempts to fuck up noobs that are looking for help during matches. then paste them on the site that is supposed to be for helping noobs learn the game. then bitch that the game is dying.
63. talk shit to everybody, all the time, for no reason, it's essential and totally the same as doing it in real life and makes you equally as tough.
64. if you've been in the same clan for more then 2 months it's prolly time to hop to a new one or better yet, just start your own.
65. when ever possible use this site to tarnish somebody's reputation to make yourself look better.
66. if you're tired, have a new mouse, keyboard, monitor, sound card, video card, power supply, ram, motherboard, your mom is sick, your dog died, car broke down, or if you're eating dinner, make sure to put that in brackets at the end of your name so everybody knows about it.

PwNs3ttia

2008-08-31 21:05:15

67. BS

snipeIT

2008-08-31 22:44:21

68. Have cyber sex with children in a locked server and deny whatever people say against you.
69. Hide like a pussy.

{Rx}Crowbar Ninja DJ Z3R0

2008-08-31 23:17:49

70. Make sure to kill every n00b using only your crowbar to show your superiority.

<kyle>

2008-09-01 00:31:32

71.wallhackers cant find you if you hide behind objects.

Blasphemy

2008-09-01 01:42:16

72.complaining on the dmu site about the dmu site fixes everything.

Zman42

2008-09-01 02:00:18

Blasphemy wrote:72.complaining on the dmu site about the dmu site fixes everything.

gold

CellarDweller

2008-09-01 02:17:00

{EE}chEmicalBurn wrote:60. the U site is always used for possitive, uplifting, insightful conversation to better help the community.
61. only play CAL maps against the same ppl all the time, otherwise you might be mistaken for a player that is playing for the enjoyment of the game(aka nOOb)
62. copy all of your attempts to fuck up noobs that are looking for help during matches. then paste them on the site that is supposed to be for helping noobs learn the game. then bitch that the game is dying.
63. talk shit to everybody, all the time, for no reason, it's essential and totally the same as doing it in real life and makes you equally as tough.
64. if you've been in the same clan for more then 2 months it's prolly time to hop to a new one or better yet, just start your own.
65. when ever possible use this site to tarnish somebody's reputation to make yourself look better.
66. if you're tired, have a new mouse, keyboard, monitor, sound card, video card, power supply, ram, motherboard, your mom is sick, your dog died, car broke down, or if you're eating dinner, make sure to put that in brackets at the end of your name so everybody knows about it.

chem is just a big, fuzzy teddy bear. with an EE tat.

*thumbs up*

Ko-Tao

2008-09-01 05:07:50

{EE}chEmicalBurn wrote: 66. if you're tired, have a new mouse, keyboard, monitor, sound card, video card, power supply, ram, motherboard, your mom is sick, your dog died, car broke down, or if you're eating dinner, make sure to put that in brackets at the end of your name so everybody knows about it.

Dont forget listening to music!

yang

2008-09-01 14:13:15

73. You become an expert in game net code, c++ programming,
net settings, pc hardware and a lot more stuff that would be over your head normally.

74. "HL2DM" doesn't stand for Half-Life 2 Deathmatch as many suppose, it stands
for Half-Life 2 Drama Multiplayer.

G

2008-09-02 06:20:56

{Rx}Crowbar Ninja DJ Z3R0 wrote:70. Make sure to kill every n00b using only your crowbar to show your superiority.

woah woah woah hold up that is totally legit lol.

Walking Target

2008-09-02 22:58:51

Blasphemy wrote:72.complaining on the dmu site about the dmu site fixes everything.

st00pidity

2008-09-03 00:06:18

{EE}chEmicalBurn wrote:60. the U site is always used for possitive, uplifting, insightful conversation to better help the community.
61. only play CAL maps against the same ppl all the time, otherwise you might be mistaken for a player that is playing for the enjoyment of the game(aka nOOb)
62. copy all of your attempts to fuck up noobs that are looking for help during matches. then paste them on the site that is supposed to be for helping noobs learn the game. then bitch that the game is dying.
63. talk shit to everybody, all the time, for no reason, it's essential and totally the same as doing it in real life and makes you equally as tough.
64. if you've been in the same clan for more then 2 months it's prolly time to hop to a new one or better yet, just start your own.
65. when ever possible use this site to tarnish somebody's reputation to make yourself look better.
66. if you're tired, have a new mouse, keyboard, monitor, sound card, video card, power supply, ram, motherboard, your mom is sick, your dog died, car broke down, or if you're eating dinner, make sure to put that in brackets at the end of your name so everybody knows about it.

think those are actually the rules fo sisterfister, not dm.

snipeIT

2008-09-03 02:00:50

I have the same philosophy as fister does, just not rule 64.

I think clan hoppers are degenerates.

o-dog

2008-09-03 03:52:47

75. "Bullshit!"

bahlk

2008-09-03 04:41:41

76) lawls fuel the hl2dm community

{Rx}Crowbar Ninja DJ Z3R0

2008-09-03 04:48:11

77)

badinfluence

2008-09-03 06:12:13

o-dog wrote:75. "Bullshit!"

PwNs3ttia wrote:67. BS

snipeIT

2008-09-03 19:49:56

o-dog you stoopid degenerate!

This is one of the most decent posts in this entire forum and you ruined the number system by not reading the previous posts!

Kornography

2008-09-03 23:09:16

78) If you are good at this game, get new account, put name like 1, noob, xD, =), unnamed, etc., go on public server and play as good as you can! When someone asks ''Whats your real nick?'' answer ''I don't have one, i play for first time!''

G

2008-09-03 23:48:17

badinfluence wrote:
o-dog wrote:75. "Bullshit!"

PwNs3ttia wrote:67. BS

Well if you really wanna get technical

.conflict wrote:20. People never makes "gg I quti" posts.
22. Aim arena is all about strategy.
23. Mappers makes awesome map and people play their maps instead of lockdown.

Lack of 21

Paradox

2008-09-04 02:17:59

77. We can all get along and have friendly rivalries instead of beating the shit out of each other.
78. Good teams / players are respected and no one thinks they hack.
79. Bunny hopping is a cheat

scott5245

2008-09-04 05:26:18

80. every shotgun kill has a script behind it

Briggs

2008-09-04 09:50:46

scott5245 wrote:80. every shotgun kill has a script behind it

and you are???

BuckyKatt

2008-09-04 18:44:26

Edited for correctness:

scott5245 wrote:80. every shotgun kill has a *glitch* behind it

Zman42

2008-09-04 19:21:14

Briggs wrote:
scott5245 wrote:80. every shotgun kill has a script behind it
and you are???

badinfluence

2008-09-05 00:12:56

Zman42 wrote:
Briggs wrote:
scott5245 wrote:80. every shotgun kill has a script behind it
and you are???

Rachkir

2008-09-05 00:37:05

81) Every suicide is intentional, so you can spawn closer to your prey.

SND

2008-09-05 00:42:39

82) The hl2dm community is too big we should all turn against each other that includes no coming together and strengthening the community. Flame at each other, post on uni forum that the we should all give up and leave leagues half way through to really f things up. That's what we call effective population control.

snipeIT

2008-09-05 02:41:05

83. Suck my glorious balls.

provost

2008-09-05 03:04:22

G wrote:
.conflict wrote:20. People never makes "gg I quti" posts.
22. Aim arena is all about strategy.
23. Mappers makes awesome map and people play their maps instead of lockdown.
Lack of 21

Took awhile before someone notices D: You win a cake (the portal one)

{Rx}Crowbar Ninja DJ Z3R0

2008-09-05 03:12:08

.conflict wrote:
G wrote:
.conflict wrote:20. People never makes "gg I quti" posts.
22. Aim arena is all about strategy.
23. Mappers makes awesome map and people play their maps instead of lockdown.
Lack of 21
Took awhile before someone notices D: You win a cake (the portal one)

CAEK!

Also
84. Lies!

G

2008-09-05 04:20:10

.conflict wrote:
G wrote:
.conflict wrote:20. People never makes "gg I quti" posts.
22. Aim arena is all about strategy.
23. Mappers makes awesome map and people play their maps instead of lockdown.
Lack of 21
Took awhile before someone notices D: You win a cake (the portal one)

Lol well actually I noticed right away but I didn't really care.

Thanks for the cake tho.

Blasphemy

2008-09-05 06:06:49

Briggs wrote:
scott5245 wrote:80. every shotgun kill has a script behind it
and you are???

and you are???

scott5245

2008-09-05 07:16:57

Blasphemy wrote:
Briggs wrote:
scott5245 wrote:80. every shotgun kill has a script behind it
and you are???
and you are???

the guy from xld lol. i just go by scott now

Blasphemy

2008-09-05 11:20:59

nah i know who you are scotty dude i was just asking who this briggs character is.

Paradox

2008-09-05 17:34:05

Who are any of you really?

84. The Cake is a lie!

ninjins

2008-09-05 20:54:11

Va|iums wrote:37. If new elite class players start to emerge, instead of having then spread throughout numerous clans to draw more attention and excitement to league play make sure to condense all these players into one clan ensuring another snooze league season.

ahahha

Paradox

2008-09-07 21:05:01

85. Pub only players are a lower form of life and must be looked down upon as just a bunch of noobs.
86. L33T players were never pub players, they just came out of no where.

Beef

2008-09-08 01:47:42

holymoly wrote: 5. snd_restart.
6. snd_restart.
7. OMFG snd_restart.

snd_restart crashes my game.

bahlk

2008-09-08 17:58:27

86. L33T players were never pub players, they just came out of no where.[/quote]

ahhaha i think my 2nd day or somehting after watching the dingle chronicals i was like to epoch lets go play em!!!

which then started it all

damn you dingle chronicals >:(

edit : shit im still not 1337 yet

SND

2008-09-09 17:41:08

87. SND is the source of all sound bugs in this game. When u see him it is advisable to kill him to prevent such a thing happening to u. Blame everything on SND you will feel better.

Blasphemy

2008-09-10 00:28:18

88. every time you shoot someone in the head and see blood on their face it counts as a headshot.