oMg0rz I gotz VAC'D

ninojman

2008-10-29 17:32:28

Welcome to the "oMg0rz I gotz VAC'D" contest

Please use the following format for posting.

Find funny post from here:
http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/f ... y.php?f=35
Title: name your excuse for Vac ban
Body in quotes of unedited Vac ban post from the steam vac forums
provide link to said post

Top 5 will be voted on and win prizes.


Title: "VAC Saves"
I love VAC
I'd have to say, I love VAC. I also love this forum for providing me much entertainment. I guess I'm just making this thread to state that VAC has taught me a lesson. A year or so ago I was banned and for awhile I didn't want to accept the fact that I was banned for using hacks. I used to use aimbots and wallhacks for Counter-Strike 1.6 and when I was VAC banned I was pretty damn mad. But hey, it's my fault for hacking and since I re-bought all my games I've never touched the damn things. You don't need to hack to be a better player, that's just for punks.

Anyways, thanks for VAC.
link http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/s ... p?t=739218

Thanks you and good luck have fun don't crash

ninojman

2008-10-29 17:35:44

Title: suing steam for Vac ban
oh thats it im going to freaking going to sue steam
i always play surf or zombie servers on steam and we all know for surf and zombie you dont need cheats or hacks or any kind so this happened to my other account but i never cheated on my other account because first of all i dont know what website. so i am sueing steam for banning me for no reason. while i was playing a zombie server for like 10 straight days and my friends were playing with me and i was making a video atleast trying to make a video of surf and zombie i just got banned for using fraps???????????? so i get banned for using fraps? and i paid 20 dollars for cs and cz so i either need my money back or im sueing steam for banning for no reason. so if i dont get my money back or get unbanned or i will bring this to court.
http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/s ... p?t=730885

Zman42

2008-10-29 18:00:43

Title:FUI BANIDU E NAUM SEI O PORQUE
GOSTARIA DE SABE PORQUE FUI BANIDU PQ E UM ABISURDO EU SER BANIDO SE NUNCA USEI TAIS PROGRAMAS COMO O CHITER E GOSTARIA DE UMA REVIZAO DA VAC PORQUE EU ACHO UM ABISURDO EU ESTAR SEMDO IMJUSTISSADO
VOSSES SAO UMS IMVEJOZOS SO PQ EU SEI UZAR HLSS COMO NINGUEM AGORA DEITA NO OMBRO DA MAE DE VOSSES E CHORA AE
MAIS EU QUERO REVISAO DE MINHA STEAM BANIDA PQ EU LI O CONTRATO STEAM INTEIRO E NAO VI NADA QUE NAO PODIA UZAR O HLSS
BORA GENTE SO UMA PEÇOA ONESTA , TRABALHO E JA TENHO MEU PROPRIO DINHEIRO E QUERO UMA REVIZAO DE BAM ENTAO
MINHA ID E ESTA AQUI - STEAM_0:0:20419264
QUERO UMA SUPER ANALIZE PQ EU SEI UZAR HLSS COMO NIMGUEM E NAO UZO CHITER E NEM NUMCA UZEI

ITAJUBA
http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/s ... p?t=740635

keefy

2008-10-29 18:07:11

I cannot be bothered finding the post now becasue it was a while ago but some kid said its "illegal for VAC to ban my accound ( thats what he kept calling it) becasue it is VAC undetected" he kept repeating this issue throughout his post and subsequent posts until a Valve employee pointed out that he should sue the cheat makers becasue it clearly is VAC detectable hence his ban.

The VAC forum is much fun.

The Argumentalizer

2008-10-29 20:34:12

Lol, this thread is so much fun!

ninojman

2008-10-29 20:44:11

English?

Zman42

2008-10-29 20:56:20

ninojman wrote:English?
dunno

BuckyKatt

2008-10-29 20:57:41

It is Portuguese I believe.

I think he is asking why he got banned for using HLSS.

THE END

2008-10-29 21:36:52

Title: Why am I banishes?
I wanted to know pouruqoi I have was banishes on several games while I have be saying cheated over counter strike?
And I wanted to know why I was banishes because I did not cheat. Please remove I the banissement and you will see I shall not cheat because I do not even know how to make.

Thank you

blackterror
http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/s ... p?t=739438

Hertz

2008-10-29 22:22:19

THE END wrote:Title: Why am I banishes?
I wanted to know pouruqoi I have was banishes on several games while I have be saying cheated over counter strike?
And I wanted to know why I was banishes because I did not cheat. Please remove I the banissement and you will see I shall not cheat because I do not even know how to make.

Thank you

blackterror
http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/s ... p?t=739438
Hahahaha... funny...

Ghost Dog_TSGK

2008-10-29 23:24:40

Title: Attention valve

My favorite one here, spotted this a week ago or so and was rofling at break neck speed.
Either you provide me with the information regarding why I got banned, and alleged data you may have, or my lawyer will be contacting you very soon. Not only do you have a service running on people's computers which violates their constitutional rights to privacy, but you can provide no proof that I was hacking and that being said, I will see you in court, and you will be paying my lawyer fees.

Either give back my account you wrongfully took, or your going to be involved in a pretty heft lawsuit. Which after talking to my lawyer, and the constitutional rights you've broken, I'd hate to see your company fall in such controversy.

I know you are stupid but you could at least make a smart decision before I sue you blind and become owner of your company. Look forward to seeing you in court.
And it gets better as it goes along.

http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/s ... p?t=738962

[KBH]Tazzer

2008-10-30 01:36:02

Ghost Dog_TSGK wrote:Title: Attention valve

My favorite one here, spotted this a week ago or so and was rofling at break neck speed.
Either you provide me with the information regarding why I got banned, and alleged data you may have, or my lawyer will be contacting you very soon. Not only do you have a service running on people's computers which violates their constitutional rights to privacy, but you can provide no proof that I was hacking and that being said, I will see you in court, and you will be paying my lawyer fees.

Either give back my account you wrongfully took, or your going to be involved in a pretty heft lawsuit. Which after talking to my lawyer, and the constitutional rights you've broken, I'd hate to see your company fall in such controversy.

I know you are stupid but you could at least make a smart decision before I sue you blind and become owner of your company. Look forward to seeing you in court.
And it gets better as it goes along.

http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/s ... p?t=738962

damn wish they coulda let it go on longer lmao!!! :lol:



Tazzer

peace :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Sacrifist

2008-10-30 02:10:40

[KBH]Tazzer

2008-10-30 03:05:50

Sacrifist wrote:http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/s ... p?t=620347

This one makes me lol.
i never knew there was so much humor on steam forums
:lol: :lol: :lol: :pointlaugh:

:popcorn: :drink:

all set for more!!!


Tazzer

peace :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

badinfluence

2008-10-30 03:30:48

[KBH]Tazzer

2008-10-30 04:39:43

badinfluence wrote:http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/s ... p?t=588338

I win.
HOLY SHIT DASA ALOTTA STUPID PEEPS :o :shock:


Tazzer

peace :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Ghost Dog_TSGK

2008-10-30 06:11:22

I honestly don't know what's more funny, the lame excuse posts, or the lame ass people that try to play moderator with a 10,000 post count with at least 90% of the posts being worthless or backseat moderating.

It's fucking weird.

badinfluence

2008-10-30 17:11:03

Backseat moderators are there just to spam.

0nti

2008-10-30 17:51:19

lmao at the portugues thread hahaahah

Walking Target

2008-10-30 19:21:52

Mybee if I am like rly helpful vavle will notiice m,e and maek me admin on severs!

10char

Sacrifist

2008-10-30 21:03:17

thx bad for posting that thread. From that thread I found the one I was looking for. Its by far the best of all lol.

http://www.filedropper.com/ramones4
http://www.filedropper.com/ramones4ii

provost

2008-10-31 05:31:15

Blasphemy

2008-12-05 16:31:32

Trompe-la-Mort

2008-12-05 20:52:23

Blasphemy wrote:http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/s ... p?t=763056
Between JakeB giving his 2 cents with some sort of fragmented consciousness and Skalragg saying 'in simple English' 'Weather it was you or not...' I can't decide whose dumber, the person who got banned or the people responding.