sweetness?

so i'm at this bar... i request mortal kombat theme song.... after a long debate.... they agree to play it.. .w00t w00t? i think so... gg hl2dm-university.com

I think that's a win win situation.

haha. I love transposing internet humor to the real world. Sometimes I'm surprised by who 'gets' it.

so i'm at this bar... i request Never Gonna Give You Up from Rick Astley... after a long debate.... they agree to play it.. I don't buy anything and I walk out .w00t w00t? i think so... gg hl2dm-university.com

So I was at this bar, and man do they have the best jukebox. it's filthy, has cheap ass drinks(2 for 1 happy hour)...the galaga there's no color, it's monochrome all red and black. so after my 4th glass of bourbon this old prjector starts playing a shitty zombie movie from the 70's...was a real weird afternoon.
if you'r ever in nyc in the LES check it out.

so im at this bar and i go up to the bartender who happens to own the place. i say to him, i have the world's best pissing acurracy. intreged the bartender askes me to prove it. so i say put a glass over near the booze bottles and after i drink a few beers i will piss from right here, over the bar and into the glass without missing one drop. the bartender lol'd at me and says care to make it interesting? sure i say, thats even better. $100 was the amount agreed upon. so after 3 ice cold pops i call the bartender over and tell him i am ready to let the bet begin. he replies, fire away. i start to piss, the stream goes all over the bar, all over the bottles, all over the register, not one drop gets into the glass. the bartender looks at the glass and falls on the floor laughing. you dumb fuck, he didnt get one drop in. he continues to laugh and tells me to pay up. i hand him a crisp new 100 dollar bill, zip up and walk toward the exit. a man that had been watching the ordeal comes up to me and askes why in the hell did you make that bet, you're pissing aim sucks, you lost $100. i reply with a smile, oh thats ok, when i came in i bet one of the bouncers $500 i could piss all over the owners bar and he would laugh his ass off about it.

Wait, are you Quentin Tarantino IRL?

oh god... that story was great chem xD

i cant go to bars yet couple more months

bahlk wrote:i cant go to bars yet couple more months

canada ftw, come drink with me mate!

once i save a couple hundred bucks to blow on beer and strippers thats my plan conflict -_-

Same deal as bahlk :/ Luckily, I turn 21 on the first day of spring break.

bahlk wrote:once i save a couple hundred bucks to blow on beer and strippers thats my plan conflict -_-

weren't you already saving for strippers and beer? lmao my bad

Better dea, marry a stripper and run a bar now that is WIN WIN.