How to pick up girls

It's amazing the tips you can pick up in IRC !

Tobleroner> theres a girl in my choir i wanna talk to im way too shy tho

<|Elite|Impala> Just go up and say hello

Tobleroner> with no excuse whatsoever to approch her?

Fearsome_> make sure you portray yourself as having skills

Tobleroner> as having skills ? like what

<Fearsome_> I like to start with I am the CEO of HL2DM

Fearsome_> When they hear CEO they dont even listen to the rest

Tobleroner> lol im not a ceo of anything

Fearsome_> take 10$ down the the county cleark get a DBA and be the CEO of your OWN COMPANY

Tobleroner> omg

Tobleroner> ya

Hahaha... That's awesome. Good one Fearsome.

I doubt Fearsome gets much *****!!
Seriously, there was lots of good advice there!! WTF!!

HAHAHA Check Toberlone or whatever if you want good LOLZ!!

LMAO!!!!

IRC was actually...useful?

Just tell her you are a helicopter pilot. Chicks dig that.

Walking Target wrote:Just tell her you are a helicopter pilot. Chicks dig that.

Or just about any guy in a uniform.

dbanimal wrote:

Walking Target wrote:Just tell her you are a helicopter pilot. Chicks dig that.

Or just about any guy in a uniform.

ha....yeah.

yup.. for the following exceptions... the mailman, rentacops, boy scouts and the guys behind the counter ad the fast food joint.

what about sexy pizza delivery guy inna sexy car?

1995 Nissan Sentras are not sexy!

Oh and Toblerone is GRAPE.

Just get to know her, no need to lie nor rush.

Carrying a large wallet should help too!

The Argumentalizer wrote: Oh and Toblerone is GRAPE.

If this is true then the girl he is talking about is Emma Watson or an Emma Watson look alike.

The Argumentalizer wrote:Oh and Toblerone is GRAPE.

Well that can't be... there isn't a single bout of Coprolalia in the entire exchange.