merlyn =/= Grape - HL2DMU Forum Archive

Merlyn

2009-02-24 11:54:14

just putting that out there. get over it, I'm not him. Never met him, never care to. check steam ID, ISP, host masks, whatever. stop hinting, stop asking. i'm tired of it. i am myself and i don't appreciate any insinuations as to the contrary.

-mike

Freetux

2009-02-24 14:13:24

You don't have an obsession with Emma Watson, that borders on stalking, I think it's pretty safe to say you are not Grape.

Jelly Fox

2009-02-24 18:02:26

Hi Grape

ninojman

2009-02-24 18:26:02

Jelly Fox wrote:Hi Grape

provost

2009-02-24 20:42:14

ninojman wrote:
Jelly Fox wrote:Hi Grape

BAHAHAHA

idk what's funnier, the costume or the drop shadow.

DEATH-ANGEL

2009-02-24 21:23:44

You guys are terrible. -_-

s0iz

2009-02-24 23:10:42

Sup. How're things going, Grape?

Nutri-Grain

2009-02-25 03:58:07

.

Merlyn

2009-02-26 03:30:23

I'm going to make that my new spray, drop shadow and all.

Jelly Fox

2009-02-26 04:47:48

vtf and vmt in here

Briggs

2009-02-26 05:34:12

Best spray ever.

[KBH]Tazzer

2009-02-26 05:39:42

but wheres the shadow?

Jelly Fox

2009-02-26 06:20:28

[KBH]Tazzer wrote:but wheres the shadow?

Stand with your back to the wall, where is your shadow?

The Argumentalizer

2009-02-26 07:29:34

Behind you?

s0iz

2009-02-26 19:27:40

I like your HUD.

t3rribl3on3

2009-02-26 20:02:38

[KBH]Tazzer wrote:but wheres the shadow?

rofl that was my 1st thought

ninojman

2009-02-26 21:00:00

Merlyn wrote:I'm going to make that my new spray, drop shadow and all.

quote

Jelly Fox

2009-02-26 22:01:10

ninojman wrote:
Merlyn wrote:I'm going to make that my new spray, drop shadow and all.
quote

Merlyn

2009-02-26 22:36:05

You guys are pretty finicky bunch, aren't you?

Jelly Fox

2009-02-26 23:55:32

Jelly Fox

2009-02-26 23:58:15

Ko-Tao

2009-02-27 00:05:05

Hmm... Jelly Fox = Grape?

Merlyn

2009-02-27 01:21:07

I think his obsession with Grape rivals Grape's obsession for Emma Watson.

She is pretty cute but she reminds me of a killer scary girl in a horror film in those pictures. And how old is she? 16?

badinfluence

2009-02-27 02:13:40

She's 18 now. Almost 19.

DEATH-ANGEL

2009-02-27 02:19:38

It seems Grape has rubbed off his obsession for this girl on everyone else. O_o

badinfluence

2009-02-27 02:20:16

badinfluence wrote:She's 18 now. Almost 19.

DEATH-ANGEL wrote:It seems Grape has rubbed off his obsession for this girl on everyone else. O_o

I used wikipedia.

ninojman

2009-02-27 05:04:17

Jelly Fox wrote:
ninojman wrote:
Merlyn wrote:I'm going to make that my new spray, drop shadow and all.
quote

quote

[KBH]Tazzer

2009-02-27 05:24:34

18..........damn.............my daughter is 18 lmao!!!!

G

2009-02-27 08:55:00

dude seriously....shes not even that hot....seriously

there are like 80 girls at my school i would choose first

Jelly Fox

2009-02-27 12:31:12

Merlyn wrote:I'm going to make that my new spray, drop shadow and all.

provost

2009-02-27 16:08:04

In high school i prolly wouldn't have noticed her.
(i was too busy putting rotten pizza pocket in our school's microwaves anyway)

whitewolf

2009-02-27 16:37:26

I agreee. Emma Watson is the girl who was in band, looked at the kids smoking out back all funny and had all the male friends that were overweight and (surprise, were in band too.) and actually did her book work. The one you think is pretty, but is neglected due to stereotypes.

The one you see 4 yrs outta highschool and say. damn. Seriously...look at the picture, that is a good looking girl, period. Nice perky breast, flat stomach, currrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrLLLY hair, and a pussy you know is still 5 yrs away from being blown-out. Sure there are way hotter gals out there, but then you lose that girl next door, home grown quality. And we all know, when groomed properly, HOME GROWN is always the best.

Grape is a freak, I guess, but Emma Watson is still hawt.

Dude was always cool to me anyways. We hung out some when he was known as 'Replicant'

s0iz

2009-02-27 19:20:35

She is about my age. I'm gonna marry her and send postals to Grape.

If plan A fails, we always got plan B; kidnap her and send a finger to Grape.

t3rribl3on3

2009-02-27 19:48:29

s0iz wrote:She is about my age. I'm gonna marry her and send postals to Grape.

If plan A fails, we always got plan B; kidnap her and send a finger to Grape.

lmfao

phantom

2009-02-28 00:34:29

she said she was 18 just short

provost

2009-02-28 00:53:04

I think Grape's plan worked and he turned you all into him.

Freetux

2009-02-28 01:39:27

I think anyone around her age who would not tap that is nuts to be honest.

DEATH-ANGEL

2009-02-28 01:40:31

.conflict wrote:I think Grape's plan worked and he turned you all into him.

Told you!

The Argumentalizer

2009-02-28 01:50:21

Emma looks like your average Starbucks babe. Not Raquel, for sure!
There is NO doubt i would tap that but the that is hypothetical nonsense really.
Merlyn is NOT GRAPE, so leave my clan mate alone, you asses!

If that is DA's newest girlfriend, she is hotter than Emma.

Sacrifist

2009-02-28 10:14:55

The Argumentalizer wrote:Emma looks like your average Starbucks babe. Not Raquel, for sure!
There is NO doubt i would tap that but the that is hypothetical nonsense really.
Merlyn is NOT GRAPE, so leave my clan mate alone, you asses!

If that is DA's newest girlfriend, she is hotter than Emma.

Indeed

Jelly Fox

2009-02-28 17:10:36

Back on topic....why do people think Merlyn is Grape? or why does Merlyn think people think he's Grape?

Nutri-Grain

2009-02-28 20:37:12

.

DEATH-ANGEL

2009-02-28 21:41:59

Jelly Fox wrote:Back on topic....why do people think Merlyn is Grape? or why does Merlyn think people think he's Grape?

People have actually assumed he is Grape. The only thing that I could see that gave off that impression is how Merlyn types sometimes, but other then that 99% of the time he is totally not like Grape or any of Grapes aliases.

s0iz

2009-02-28 23:27:43

DEATH-ANGEL wrote:
Jelly Fox wrote:Back on topic....why do people think Merlyn is Grape? or why does Merlyn think people think he's Grape?
People have actually assumed he is Grape. The only thing that I could see that gave off that impression is how Merlyn types sometimes, but other then that 99% of the time he is totally not like Grape or any of Grapes aliases.

Conclusion: He is Grape.

[KBH]Tazzer

2009-02-28 23:36:51

Nutri-Grain wrote:Elisha Cuthbert is better.

i agree

Blasphemy

2009-02-28 23:56:19

[KBH]Tazzer wrote:
Nutri-Grain wrote:Dakota Fanning is better.

i agree

Uncle Rico

2009-03-01 00:04:35

Blasphemy wrote:
[KBH]Tazzer wrote:
Nutri-Grain wrote:Dakota Fanning is better.

i agree

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badinfluence

2009-03-01 00:42:24

Did I miss anything?

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dbanimal

2009-03-01 05:16:41

Nutri-Grain wrote:Elisha Cuthbert is better.

Mmmm.....Elisha <drools intensly>

http://pibones.files.wordpress.com/2007 ... thbert.jpg

Oh, and I like grapes.

[KBH]Tazzer

2009-03-01 06:09:38

dbanimal wrote:
Nutri-Grain wrote:Elisha Cuthbert is better.
Mmmm.....Elisha <drools intensly>

http://pibones.files.wordpress.com/2007 ... thbert.jpg

Oh, and I like grapes.

nut less grapes or what?

dbanimal

2009-03-01 07:56:45

Seedless.

The Argumentalizer

2009-03-01 17:44:54

Knowing Grape, i doubt he would be able to carry off a hoax like this for so long.
Merlyn was eager to learn and play and approached a couple of folks he didn't know.
He wanted to be part of the community.
Rumors got around.
The subject came up and we looked at everything and nothing matched, not even personal posting style.

So, LAY OFF MERLYN YOU M#%^%$F^&%%S^%^^&(*^%%ERS!!

He is a really good guy and a talented player.
CGC is glad to have him.

{Rx}Crowbar Ninja DJ Z3R0

2009-03-01 19:16:27

Blasphemy wrote:
[KBH]Tazzer wrote:
Nutri-Grain wrote:Dakota Fanning is better.

i agree

badinfluence wrote:Did I miss anything?

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dbanimal

2009-03-01 21:22:17

"Years before Oliver Queen would become Green Arrow, he was inspired to take up archery by the amazing archer, Merlyn "the Magician." Once Green Arrow began to become famous, the two met again, as Merlyn challenged the hero to a public archery contest and defeated him. With that victory under his belt, Merlyn vanished for years, only to resurface as a member of the League of Assassins. Merlyn and Green Arrow faced again as Merlyn tried to fulfill a contract to assassinate Batman. Green Arrow was able to deflect one of Merlyn's arrows with an arrow of his own, saving Batman's life. Merlyn admitted that Green Arrow had become the better archer, but escaped before he could be captured. Unable to return to the League of Assassins, he became a freelance assassin."

Clearly no mention of "Grape" in there. Henceforth, Merlyn does not = Grape.

badinfluence

2009-03-01 21:32:21

The Argumentalizer wrote:Knowing Grape, i doubt he would be able to carry off a hoax like this for so long.
Merlyn was eager to learn and play and approached a couple of folks he didn't know.
He wanted to be part of the community.
Rumors got around.
The subject came up and we looked at everything and nothing matched, not even personal posting style.

So, LAY OFF MERLYN YOU M#%^%$F^&%%S^%^^&(*^%%ERS!!

He is a really good guy and a talented player.
CGC is glad to have him.

I think we're all just joking around now...

Jelly Fox

2009-03-01 21:52:33

Merlyn > Magician > Harry Potter > Emma Watson > Grape

Merlyn

2009-03-01 22:36:20

Jelly Fox wrote:Merlyn > Magician > Harry Potter > Emma Watson > Grape

Blast! You've figured it out. I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!

dbanimal

2009-03-01 23:09:37

LOL, you fooled us all.....GRAPE! J/K

DEATH-ANGEL

2009-03-01 23:25:45

I <3 Merlyn. We play L4D and HL2DM together.