For poorly educated idiots

The Argumentalizer

2009-03-08 14:43:12

Canada is a vast country of different peoples. There is Quebec and Prince Edward Island (i have 50 or more cousin i have never met there) filled with French Speaking frog-like faggot ass HABS and the rest of the country.
The normal part of the country is the really big consumer of Labatts and about as useless as a cotton dildo.
They are, despite being wastoid fans of old Dating Game reruns, more Americanoid and, although totally worthless industrially or militarily, not completely useless frog-like leftist Franco-dildoes.

And do not broach the subject of Acid rain with these twits. They will do their best Lawrence Welk cum TreeHugger imposturization and bore you to death.

Also. never offer a Canadian a beer. Thats all they do, drink beer and bitch about America. They will drink ALL your beer and whine a lot, and then puke on your Afghan woven Rug.

So, the folks you should really hate are in Quebec and several small concerns.
The rest of Canada, Americans should just disdain.
Act like you like them so they don't start that hi pitched whiny ass voice of theirs.
Or drink all your beer.

provost

2009-03-08 17:06:59

I think you should post more of this stuff, well said!

Paradox

2009-03-08 18:34:38

Mmmmkayy..... Impala. Someone switch your cheerios with haterios last night? WTF were you drinking man?! Ranting here and ranting on IRC.

Chill, Chillllllllllllllllllll and take my advice....find something more constructive to do with your free time til things get better.

Also, Cherish what is good, fuck the rest.

lead

2009-03-08 18:51:21

The Argumentalizer wrote:Canada is a vast country of different peoples. There is Quebec and Prince Edward Island (i have 50 or more cousin i have never met there) filled with French Speaking frog-like faggot ass HABS and the rest of the country.
The normal part of the country is the really big consumer of Labatts and about as useless as a cotton dildo.
They are, despite being wastoid fans of old Dating Game reruns, more Americanoid and, although totally worthless industrially or militarily, not completely useless frog-like leftist Franco-dildoes.

And do not broach the subject of Acid rain with these twits. They will do their best Lawrence Welk cum TreeHugger imposturization and bore you to death.

Also. never offer a Canadian a beer. Thats all they do, drink beer and bitch about America. They will drink ALL your beer and whine a lot, and then puke on your Afghan woven Rug.

So, the folks you should really hate are in Quebec and several small concerns.
The rest of Canada, Americans should just disdain.
Act like you like them so they don't start that hi pitched whiny ass voice of theirs.
Or drink all your beer.
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Nutri-Grain

2009-03-08 18:58:55

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voxtex

2009-03-08 20:14:49

Nutri-Grain wrote:Is this really the best way you can think of to spend your time Impala? I envy your amazing life. Getting drunk every night, and ranting on a dead game's forum to people that don't give half a shit about anything you say. Now run along like you used to when you were young and your life had some sort of promise, and drink a few more beers while you're at it.
You can watch Impala's life go further and further down the drain. It's awesome free entertainment and makes you feel better at the same time. I'm waiting on the climax.

cyboy bunny

2009-03-08 20:30:43

For poorly educated idiots
i am very very, very poorly educated but i still dont get it :?: :?:
plz explain it a bit more :o

Uncle Rico

2009-03-08 20:35:30

The Argumentalizer wrote:Canada is a vast country of different peoples. There is Quebec and Prince Edward Island (i have 50 or more cousin i have never met there) filled with French Speaking frog-like faggot ass HABS and the rest of the country.
The normal part of the country is the really big consumer of Labatts and about as useless as a cotton dildo.
They are, despite being wastoid fans of old Dating Game reruns, more Americanoid and, although totally worthless industrially or militarily, not completely useless frog-like leftist Franco-dildoes.

And do not broach the subject of Acid rain with these twits. They will do their best Lawrence Welk cum TreeHugger imposturization and bore you to death.

Also. never offer a Canadian a beer. Thats all they do, drink beer and bitch about America. They will drink ALL your beer and whine a lot, and then puke on your Afghan woven Rug.

So, the folks you should really hate are in Quebec and several small concerns.
The rest of Canada, Americans should just disdain.
Act like you like them so they don't start that hi pitched whiny ass voice of theirs.
Or drink all your beer.
Really?

{Rx}Crowbar Ninja DJ Z3R0

2009-03-08 20:40:09

ಠ -ಠ

Ghost Dog_TSGK

2009-03-08 21:31:08

I fox with Canadians, and they fox with me.

When I was 18 years old and wanted a beer the USA said HELL NO!Drove across the bridge to Canada and they said HELL YES get a beer and stay and gamble if you like.

provost

2009-03-08 21:42:59

Ghost Dog_TSGK wrote:I fox with Canadians, and they fox with me.

When I was 18 years old and wanted a beer the USA said HELL NO!Drove across the bridge to Canada and they said HELL YES get a beer and stay and gamble if you like.
Also, enjoy our strippers.

The Argumentalizer

2009-03-08 22:15:16

I thought it was pretty funny.
If you don't like, i don't care.

Blasphemy

2009-03-08 23:41:41

pretty sure this is all i need to know.

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badinfluence

2009-03-08 23:54:57

The Argumentalizer wrote:Canada is a vast country of different peoples.
Isn't people already plural?

Who is the poorly educated idiot now?

The Argumentalizer

2009-03-08 23:58:05

Va|iums

2009-03-09 00:00:00

Whenever I'm depressed I always remember I could be living in Canada. Then after remembering even that won't lift me up from depression I cut myself several times while dissecting living frogs until I pass out from the bleeding and my dad comes to find me strewn with garbage, frog guts and bloodstains around me, you could say I'm emo?

s0iz

2009-03-09 00:12:17

Generalize is not a good thing to do.

I heard Canada is a great country because its people is peaceful and it doesn't have violence/economic problems. Same as Finland, Sweden and Netherlands.

Poor_Billy

2009-03-09 00:24:07

voxtex wrote:You can watch Impala's life go further and further down the drain. It's awesome free entertainment and makes you feel better at the same time. I'm waiting on the climax.
hahaha

Walking Target

2009-03-09 00:41:04

wtf is this all about? Can someone please explain to me so I know who to ban.

Ko-Tao

2009-03-09 02:04:16

Paradox wrote:Also, Cherish what is good, fuck the rest.
A man who takes this view on women can look forward to a long, fulfilling life.

{EE}chEmicalbuRn

2009-03-09 02:25:16

badinfluence wrote:
The Argumentalizer wrote:Canada is a vast country of different peoples.
Isn't people already plural?

Who is the poorly educated idiot now?
actually, technically both are correct. but 99% of the time peoples is used in the possesive form, such as people's republic of china.

and im canadian by haritage, we WILL gladly drink your beer, but we wont puke.

The Argumentalizer

2009-03-09 02:33:40

Im part French-Canadian (Better known as French). Its the self loathing part.
The German part REALLY hates the French part. The Irish part hates everybody.

s0iz

2009-03-09 02:49:01

What the deuce? German/Irish part in Canada?

Missed that =o

{EE}chEmicalbuRn

2009-03-09 02:50:08

s0iz wrote:What the deuce? German/Irish part in Canada?

Missed that =o
im pretty sure everybody who reads that will miss it. :?:

{EE}chEmicalbuRn

2009-03-09 02:50:42

The Argumentalizer wrote:Im part French-Canadian (Better known as French). Its the self loathing part.
The German part REALLY hates the French part. The Irish part hates everybody.
this could be the quote of the century

The Argumentalizer

2009-03-09 03:29:39

You Might Be Canadian If...

* You bring a portable TV on a camping trip so that you don't miss Hockey Night.
* You can repeat the entire Molson's Canadian 'The Rant'.
* You know all the words to "If I had a million dollars" by The Barenaked Ladies, including the inter-stanza banter between Steven and Ed.
* You dismiss all beers under 6% as "for children and the elderly."
* You hum David Foster's '88 Calgary Olympics theme in the shower.
* You know that the Royal Canadian Mounted Police (RCMP) don't always look like that.
* You make up patriotic lyrics to go along with David Foster's '88 Calgary Olympics theme.
* You cried when Gus "drowned" on Road To Avonlea.
* You remember when Alanis Morrissette was "Too Hot To Hold".
* You think there isn't enough of Peter Gzowski to go around.
* You think it's normal to have a grain elevator in your backyard.
* You watch MuchMusic constantly, in the hopes of occasional fleeting glimpses of The Tragically Hip.
* You have an Inuit carving by your bedside with the rationale, "what's good enough protection for the Prime Minister, is good enough for me!"
* You can sing "O' Canada" in French and actually know what the words mean.
* You send angry letters to the CBC demanding the return of the Hinterland Who's Who spots so you can finally find out what happens to the arctic ptarmigan in winter.
* You participate in Participaction!
* You think Peter Mansbridge is sexy.
* You think Lloyd Robertson is sexy.
* You think Peter Kent is sexy.
* You think Matt Damon is so-so.
* You stood in line for hours for Another Roadside Attraction tickets.
* You killed your best friend for Another Roadside Attraction tickets.
* You think Great Big Sea isn't Atlantic-centric enough.
* Your backpack has more than one Canadian flag iron-on (and you always have room for more).
* You know the names of all the guys in Sloan.
* You have been on Speaker's Corner. Bonus points if they edited out your carefully prepared rant against the Harris government.
* You know the French equivalents of "free", "prize" and "no sugar added", thanks to your extensive education in bilingual cereal packaging.
* You still haven't taken down your "NON" posters from the 95 Referendum.
* You know more than 3 guys named Gordon.
* You think Ashley MacIssac isn't Celtic enough.
* You remember "Jodie" from Today's Special and wonder why you keep seeing her reading news on the CBC.
* You can do the hand actions to Sharon, Lois and Bram's "Skin-a-marinki-dinki-do".
* You know why "killerwhaletank" is funny.
* You can eat more than one maple sugar candy without feeling nauseous.
* You had a crush on Joey Jeremiah from Degrassi Junior High.
* You know that a "Premier" isn't a baby born a few months early.
* You actually watch The Gemini Awards, The Genie Awards, and The Juno Awards. You wonder why Stompin' Tom doesn't get his own category in all three. You scream passionately at the television when your favourite Canadian performers are overlooked by their respective academies.
* You think -10 C is mild weather.
* You have twins named Donovan and Bailey.
* You have twins named Wayne and Gretzky (alternately Gordie and Howe).
* You know the ingredients for poutine.
* You know what happens in the Evergreen Forest when Bert Raccoon wakes up.
* You dressed as Bruno Gerussi for Halloween. You spent hours sifting through garbage on the beach to prepare for the role.
* You substitute beer for water when cooking.
* You carry empty beer cans from your camping trips home with you in your backpack so you can recycle them when you reach civilization.
* You know that the 'Extra Creamy' in Kraft Extra Creamy Dinner is 'add more milk.'
* You prefer Elvis Stojko when he has 'hockey hair' - a.k.a. 'the mullet' or 'the shorty-longback'.
* You brag about the sweet herb in BC.
* You know the chorus of "The Log Driver's Waltz" and are particularly fond of the 'burling down and down' bit.
* You steal stationery from your Government of Canada co-operative education placement because you figure you can find lots of uses for paper with 'Human Resources Development Canada/Développement des Ressources Humaines Canada' written at the top.
* You have daydreams that film-maker Don McKellar, and Hugh Dillon from The Headstones, skinned and ate Regis Philbin.
* You recognize: CPP, RSP, and CCM.
* You know what "Canuba" is. You think it's pretty damn funny.
* Your gravy boat is shaped like the Bluenose.
* You refuse to consume chocolate that doesn't come in either Smarties, Coffee Crisp, or Laura Secord format.
* You die a little inside if you can't get your Tim's double-double every morning.
* You know the difference between real snow and "television" snow -- the white stuff that passes for snow on tv and in films. You scream, "For Christsake! That should be sticking to their pants!" and "Lookit, it's not melting! That's *so* not snow!" when watching 'Winter' scenes.
* Someone accidently stepped on your foot. You apologize.
* You stepped on someone's foot. You apologize, then apologize for making them apologize.
* You know Casey and Finnegan are NOT a Celtic rock band or imported beer.
* You know who Foster Hewitt is.
* You can spot MEC from a kilometre away, even if the little white tag is hidden.
* You're either out to bingo or getting stinko (and you think no more of Inco) on a Sudbury Saturday night.
* You've actually said, "Stay where yer at, 'till I gets where yer to."
* You pity people who haven't tasted a "beavertail".
* Complete the phrase: "The good old ____ game is the best ____ you can ____."
* You've got some rocks and you've got to leave an important message -- Lucky you know how to build an innukshuk!
* You have at least one ROOTS sweatshirt that always smells like cigarettes and beer.
* You find it difficult to explain "milk in a bag" to non-Canadians, and even more difficult to describe the "snippy-thing" used on bag corners. (Bonus points if your collected snippy-things are stuck to your fridge.)
* You're pretty sure you can see Alex Trebek smirking when Jeopardy contestants get the "Canada questions" wrong. Even if you weren't sure of the answer yourself, you consider yourself a hundred times smarter than the idiots who always guess, "What is .. uh, Toronto?"
* Your Saturday nights in the Atlantic provinces include eating beans and brown bread as you watch Hockey Night in Canada.
* You know that the Canadian Alliance is just the Reform Party with better hair.
* You know that, contrary to general belief, the Inuit have about the same amount of words for snow as do English speakers. Your favourite Inuit word for 'snow' is "navcaq" (snow formation about to collapse).
* Your local zoo is mainly flamingoes, giraffes and sad elephants freezing their asses off against a backdrop of pine trees, grey skies, and precambrian shield formations.
* You wonder why squirrels and seagulls somehow manage to get in every zoo exhibit (including the parking lot and squirrel and seagull exhibits).
* You live in a "beach town" and have to eat your brothers and sisters to stay alive during the winter months.
* You wonder why Esther Canadas has been blessed with both beauty and the coolest name on the planet -- although Canuck cutie Shalom Harlow could wipe the floor with her.
* You're such a hardcore Canadian punk you used ketchup-flavoured potato chip 'residue' to dye your hair. You know it's kind of gross, but at least you smell good.
* You don't consider a date truly romantic until you've slow danced to Blue Rodeo's "Five Days in May". You accept "Lost Together" as a second option.
* You're not offended by the term "HOMO MILK"
* You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield."
* You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars.
* You drink Pop, not Soda.
* You only know three spices: Salt, pepper and ketchup
* You know that a Mickey and 24's mean, "party at the camp, eh!!!"
* You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for your holidays (not vacation), with good cigars and no Americans.
* You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway
* You drive on a highway, not a freeway
* You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
* You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical group.
* You cried when you heard that "Mr Dress Up" died recently.
* You brag to Americans: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion & more, are Canadians.
* You know that the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a Canadian!
* You know what a toque is.
* You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
* You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zed"
* You live in a house with no front step, but the door is one meter up from the ground.
* Your local newspaper covers the national news on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey.
* You know that the four seasons means: winter, still winter, almost winter, and road work/construction.
* You know that when it's 25 degrees outside, it's a warm day.
* You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.
* You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan"
* You perk up when you hear the theme song from "Hockey Night in Canada."
* You are in grade 12, not the 12th grade.
* "Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary, and is more polite than, "Huh?"
* You call it a BUN not a "Roll"
* Its called a WASHROOM not a lavatory or powder room or rest room.
* You've ever had your tongue frozen to something.
* You know that in Canada the mosquitoes have landing lights
* You have more kilometers on your snow blower than your car.
* You have 10 favourite recipes for moose meat.
* You know that Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores before Christmas.
* You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard.
* Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow.
* You owe more money on your snowmobile than on your car.
* At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles a meat processing plant.
* The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.
* Your snow blower gets stuck on the roof.
* You think the start of deer season is a national holiday.
* You head south to go to your cottage.
* You frequently clean grease off your barbeque so the bears won't prowl on your deck.
* You know which leaves make for good toilet paper.
* The major parish fund-raiser isn't bingo, it's sausage making.
* You find -40C a little chilly.
* The trunk of your car doubles as a freezer.
* You attend a formal in your best clothes, your finest jeweler and your Sorrels.
* You can play road hockey on skates.
* The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.
* You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.

{EE}chEmicalbuRn

2009-03-09 03:49:50

lmao. ok, i will have to say that 95% of those are true for me. only thing is, im proud of them

Uncle Rico

2009-03-09 03:52:42

The Argumentalizer wrote:Im part Pig-Canadian (Better known as Pig). Its the self loathing part.
The Man part REALLY hates the Pig part. The Bear part hates everybody.
Fixed.
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The Argumentalizer

2009-03-09 04:29:21

You forgot the beard.

Sacrifist

2009-03-09 06:12:37

Did you have your Canadian side of the family over for dinner this weekend or what?

The Argumentalizer

2009-03-09 06:41:39

No, i was just bored.

keefy

2009-03-09 06:45:34

ID 10 Test my mate in the RAF fell for it, "We need to know what you look like in your gas mask and undies in case of an attack" I have seen the pictures.

Paradox

2009-03-09 07:12:55

LOL WT, I think its just some random commentary.

Walking Target

2009-03-09 10:14:35

Alright if anyone is offended, feel free to pm me and let me know since I'm confused as all hell.