This site is going to blow up soon.

badinfluence wrote:http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

It's really funny.

Yeah some funny shit, I could add a lot to that site.... but i won't

this one made me

(914): ? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
(773): jesus mom
Labels: (773), (914)

(215): Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.

ONOZ!

(856): My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?

Jelly Fox wrote:ONOZ!

(856): My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?

LOL that is an instant classic! One of the best quotes ever besides "Dinners ready" or "Va|iums is one of the best players I've ever seen"

(617): I'm half single.
(773): Please tell me it's the bottom half

People are adding stuff extremely quickly. Keep checking up on it!

(603): Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
(1-603) Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know

(949): Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.

(970): Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.

HOW HAVE YOU ASSHOLES BEEN IGNORING THIS

(516): Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.

(714): OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign

(859): Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
(502): Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?

(859): im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever

(843): I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
^^lmao

(410): You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
^^best one

(480): I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.

(918): Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
(515): I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.

(415): Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.

two snails wrote: (415): Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.

i laughed so fucking hard at that