Weird Laws

The Argumentalizer

2009-05-03 00:08:25

The World's Weirdest Laws

Every town, province, and country has its little-known laws that most of us would consider strange. From Urbana, Illinois banning monsters from entering city limits to Deerborn, Michigan declaring murder illegal, it seems as though any crazy law you can think of exists somewhere. All it takes to find the weirdest of the weird laws is a little digging.

Stockholm, Sweden - In an otherwise lawless society, one maxim governs the land: No fat chicks. Many have chalked this up to the Swedes' quirky humor. This law, however, is quite serious, as is evident in the 1997 execution of six protesters affiliated with People For The Ethical Treatment Of Humongous Fat Asses.

Fecal Creek, Florida - Opening your eyes while engaged in a kiss is considered rape. Making any sort of physical contact with another person while the lights on is considered bank robbery. Committing either of the above acts on a Sunday is

Sausalito, California - Proponents of the "Three Strikes" law, voters approved a 2006 bill that makes striking out in a baseball game (professional or amateur) a felony. As a byline of the measure, it is also illegal to cry while on the field, dugout or locker room.

Madrid, Spain - Between 3:29 PM and 6:47 PM, no citizen may ask another what time it is.

Altoona, Pennsylvania - Any citizen caught in the act of passing a note will have it read aloud on the local news.

Iran (national law) - Though Iranian culture is primarily known for its unabashed fondness of Pee Wee's Playhouse, when someone says "mecca" it is illegal to cut them off and blurt out "lekka hi mecca hiney ho!"

Branson, Missouri - Dogs cannot read, speak english, or grow to twelve times their original size when angered unless they have a permit.

Brisbane, Australia - You know how sometimes you'll sit with one foot tucked under you, then try to stand up but find that it's impossible to plant your foot because it's completely numb? Completely against the law.

Kilkeel, Ireland - Fantasizing about consuming human flesh while eating non-human flesh is illegal. Eating human flesh, however, is perfectly fine.

Ottawa, Canada - Using science to inhibit another person's sense of sight or blind them outright is strictly forbidden. This includes bringing an oversized microscope into a movie theater to block the screen.

Honolulu, Hawaii - No matter how strong the urge may be, no one can laugh when they see Jim. It's not his fault. Don't make him feel self-conscious. It's not right.

(worldwide) - It is against international law to weave a motorcycle between lanes and pop wheelies without documentation proving your status as an attention-starved asshole.

Toky, Japan - All pornography must display both male and female genitalia as pixellated blobs. The use of CGI rendering to alter the splendor of the naturally blurry naked Japanese body is strictly forbidden.

Base Camp 1, Antarctica - Sheds, trees, and large decorations may not be added to one's property until approval has been granted by the zoning department.

Paris, France - Killing a man in cold blood is a felony. Immediately after this was enacted, the number of physical altercations in Cold Blood Swimming Centers across the country plummeted.

Claremont, Colorado - If a police officer pulls your car over and you talk him into lending you three hundred dollars, you must pay it back. Like, soon.

Tempe, Arizona - It is against the law to take peyote and go on a spiritual journey without being accompanied by a talking wolf or a silent, old native american.

Venice, Italy - Attempting to make small talk with your gondolier by saying "there's certainly a lot of water on the road today" or anything remotely similar is punishable by death.

Liverpool, England - Telling a particularly racist joke (especially one that is divisive and has the potential to incite violence) in front of a crowd of people and forgetting the end just when it's getting good is illegal.

Sao Paolo, Brazil - No roughhousing. Hey - you, in the back! I saw that.

keefy

2009-05-03 00:55:10

I call bullshit for some of those.

{Rx}Crowbar Ninja DJ Z3R0

2009-05-03 01:19:32

cool story bro

The Argumentalizer

2009-05-03 01:28:23

keefy wrote:I call bullshit for some of those.
I call Bullshit on this Sig of yours on the Right! WTF is that!?!?!

Uncle Rico

2009-05-03 02:35:55

Did you get that in an email Impala? You know, one of those emails that has about 400 recipients in the 1st sending. Then another 400 when it was forwarded. Then 600 more when it was forwarded again, most of which were in the group that received it the 1st time. Sometimes they come with pics embedded in it. Then the same pics as attachments along with the text that was originally sent in the 1st email also attached as a text file. Like those emails people get from their mother in law who just got a computer 3 days ago. And it's usually about something like Target refusing to donate any money to veterans, and saying the only donations they now make are to gay/lesbian arts or that the leaders of Proctor and Gamble are satanists and will soon start putting satanic messages and signs on their product labels. And at some point someone used some god fucking awful font that's about THIS FUCKING BIG.
Just asking, cause that's what it looks like, minus the god awful font.

The Argumentalizer

2009-05-03 03:32:49

No, it came off the same dumbass site that does Photoshop Phriday.

http://www.somethingawful.com/

Uncle Rico

2009-05-03 04:01:05

Oh, I see now. The guy who wrote that was attempting to create lulz. My bad. Carry on.

Va|iums

2009-05-03 04:09:25

lo m8's. In one of the southern states, I believe Kentucky there's a legal ability to ride on top of a horse buggy/car with a shotgun brandished if your wife is driving so as to warn others a woman is driving the car/horse carriage. It was a law passed in the late 1800's and never was repealed, tho nobody has made use of the law recently. Also no fat chicks is a good law, will sign my state introduces bill.

The Argumentalizer

2009-05-03 05:50:20

I apologize if they weren't all hilarious. Feel free to add Lolz of your own.

keefy

2009-05-03 07:17:34

You should watch Red Dwarf episode 3 of series 3: Polymorph

Link
The Jap porn one is true but you already knew that.

Pernicious

2009-05-03 08:20:50

Brisbane, Australia - You know how sometimes you'll sit with one foot tucked under you, then try to stand up but find that it's impossible to plant your foot because it's completely numb? Completely against the law.

I live in Brisbane and that one is new to me XD Not to say im that farmiliar with the law, but i wonder wat that would come under assuming it was true.

Briggs

2009-05-03 08:54:15

RCW 70.54.050
Exposing contagious disease -- Penalty.

Every person who shall wilfully expose himself to another, or any animal affected with any contagious or infectious disease, in any public place or thoroughfare, except upon his or its necessary removal in a manner not dangerous to the public health; and every person so affected who shall expose any other person thereto without his knowledge, shall be guilty of a misdemeanor



Separate property of wife - Property held prior to marriage or acquired after marriage.

All property of the wife, held by her previous to the marriage or to which she may become entitled after the marriage in any manner, is the separate property of the wife and is not subject to the liabilities of the husband.