Paper, Rock, Scissors - HL2DMU Forum Archive

ninojman

2009-06-24 20:22:00

Can you beat the person above you with some kind of epic rofflestomp...

Winner will receive a paypal of 7,000 dollars

I'll make the first one easy.

What beats The Titanic?

Poor_Billy

2009-06-24 20:23:29

Uncle Rico

2009-06-24 20:27:39

ninojman

2009-06-24 20:38:30

Al Gore pwns Global warming

thatguy

2009-06-24 20:42:05

sweet thread

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Poor_Billy

2009-06-24 20:44:54

provost

2009-06-24 20:45:36

<kyle>

2009-06-24 20:56:48

Uncle Rico

2009-06-24 21:02:23

provost

2009-06-24 21:17:53

IBM Roadrunner

Keeper

2009-06-24 21:19:41

Poor_Billy wrote:

WIN

Va|iums

2009-06-24 21:55:04

Dear supercomputers meet Garry Kasparov who won two matches, drew one and lost one match overall to Deep Blue.

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Uncle Rico

2009-06-24 22:07:48

Doesn't care about chess because he's been too busy getting laid everyday of his life.

provost

2009-06-24 22:09:45

aids

Uncle Rico

2009-06-24 22:17:17

Zman42

2009-06-24 22:23:21

so yeah, i win?

Va|iums

2009-06-24 22:25:06

wow epic fail zman. Your supposed to respond to Magic Johnson beating AIDS with something like this.

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Keeper

2009-06-24 22:33:07

Now I get it...

Walking Target

2009-06-24 22:45:54

Turn me some tricks bitch.

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provost

2009-06-24 22:55:12

Poor_Billy

2009-06-24 23:12:03

optimus > robocop

ninojman

2009-06-24 23:29:48

Meteor > optimus

Lol at zman and Keeper failing.

Uncle Rico

2009-06-24 23:42:35

Panic

2009-06-24 23:51:27

thatguy

2009-06-25 00:02:07

mel gibson

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provost

2009-06-25 00:07:00

executioner > mel gibson

Va|iums

2009-06-25 00:13:32

sup?

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provost

2009-06-25 00:16:58

Ash > Undead

The Argumentalizer

2009-06-25 00:18:18

Heaven wins.

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Va|iums

2009-06-25 00:21:53

fossil > crazy stories to keep populations under control

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ninojman

2009-06-25 00:25:02

damnit impala I had a great one for ash, and it required thought

Log Cabin > Ash

provost

2009-06-25 00:28:48

thatguy

2009-06-25 00:31:10

scuzzlebutt > volcano

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provost

2009-06-25 00:37:36

ninojman

2009-06-25 00:44:17

haha tg

Panic

2009-06-25 00:45:16

provost

2009-06-25 00:51:01

bigger guns = more of them

Panic

2009-06-25 00:53:59

provost

2009-06-25 00:59:27

ninja smoke bomb escape from tanks

The Argumentalizer

2009-06-25 01:00:41

Beat That!

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Trompe-la-Mort

2009-06-25 01:04:47

herbalizer

2009-06-25 01:15:32

I win?

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Va|iums

2009-06-25 01:20:43

Whoops, did he just huff all your wallpaper remover?

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herbalizer

2009-06-25 01:41:20

looks like some honey dijon to me??

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The Argumentalizer

2009-06-25 01:42:48

Better than Traz.

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provost

2009-06-25 02:03:51

Sacrifist

2009-06-25 02:27:40

Paradox

2009-06-25 03:23:26

lol

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ninojman

2009-06-25 03:55:29

Jelly Fox

2009-06-25 04:55:16

Walking Target

2009-06-25 06:04:52

Uncle Rico

2009-06-25 06:12:10

ninojman

2009-06-25 06:15:37

70 > 50

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Uncle Rico

2009-06-25 07:18:58

Poor_Billy

2009-06-25 07:20:53

5 strips of bacon > 4 strips of bacon

Uncle Rico

2009-06-25 07:21:44

Poor_Billy

2009-06-25 07:23:18

sars > swineflu

Uncle Rico

2009-06-25 07:25:27

Paradox

2009-06-25 07:26:34

Oops...Rico posted for a solution to swine flu too late.

This is for Newsweek

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Poor_Billy

2009-06-25 07:27:29

paradox fails. go back to the kitchen.

I'll run with it anyways...

Paradox

2009-06-25 07:29:42

Na I dont at least mine goes with the Newsweek Pic. The Oops was for Rico who was too damn late for the Swine Flu pic

I fixed it with words.
The Dude cant read, get it? lol

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Uncle Rico

2009-06-25 07:31:39

<kyle>

2009-06-25 07:33:43

Paradox

2009-06-25 07:42:15

Kyle has a tough one whats gona trump that...
hmm how about Killer Moth

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Uncle Rico

2009-06-25 07:43:30

Paradox wrote:Na I dont at least mine goes with the Newsweek Pic. The Oops was for Rico who was too damn late for the Swine Flu pic

I fixed it with words.
The Dude cant read, get it? lol

I don't think you understand the point of the thread. See, it works like this: 1st post - Titanic, 2nd post - Iceberg. 3rd post - Global Warming. See? Iceberg kills Titanic, Global Warming kills iceberg? K, let's move forward. I post swine flu, PB counters with Sars, I counter with a vaccine, then you bust in with an illiterate Asian. See? Vaccine is defeated by illiterate Asian? Noooo.
So, moving forward, PB attacks your Asian with Godzilla, followed by Mothra - a nemesis of Godzilla, followed by moth killer. K, got it? Let's continue.

Paradox

2009-06-25 07:46:11

Rico, I do get it, Yours wasnt posted when I went looking for a pic about someone not being able to read Newsweek.

Bound to happen with a bunch of people posting at once.

Anyway, carry on.

Uncle Rico

2009-06-25 07:49:41

Paradox wrote:Rico, I do get it, Yours wasnt posted when I went looking for a pic about someone not being able to read Newsweek. And how does a vaccine trump a magazine?

Noooo, he didn't counter with Newsweek, he countered with SARS.

Paradox

2009-06-25 07:52:44

Uncle Rico wrote:
Paradox wrote:Rico, I do get it, Yours wasnt posted when I went looking for a pic about someone not being able to read Newsweek. And how does a vaccine trump a magazine?
Noooo, he didn't counter with Newsweek, he countered with SARS.

Well technically its a Newsweek article about epidemics. Could go either way.

Poor_Billy

2009-06-25 07:53:33

well since paradox posted a moth to trump moth killer for some reason...i'll just repost the moth killer

Paradox

2009-06-25 07:57:21

Its only good for 6 months

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Poor_Billy

2009-06-25 08:00:43

lol

pda > calendar

Paradox

2009-06-25 08:03:51

lol thats funny. Found that on the web.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c ... lendar.png

hammer> PDA

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The Argumentalizer

2009-06-25 08:27:59

This is awesome

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haymaker

2009-06-25 08:48:35

Va|iums

2009-06-25 08:57:59

What strike? *Cough hint* illegal aliens

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Blasphemy

2009-06-25 09:07:28

Va|iums

2009-06-25 09:11:00

Sup Minutemen? Been buildin cases on yoo for 4 yearz

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Blasphemy

2009-06-25 09:15:47

Va|iums

2009-06-25 09:32:24

Magic Bullet Theory > explaining how 19 muslims being tracked by the NSA got on airplanes

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<kyle>

2009-06-25 10:00:37

Area 51

ninojman

2009-06-25 10:23:49

The Argumentalizer

2009-06-25 10:47:35

......................

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herbalizer

2009-06-25 13:32:08

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dbanimal

2009-06-25 16:53:45

Greater than all games!

Monarch

2009-06-25 17:15:25

thatguy

2009-06-25 17:16:22

valve > hl2dm

lastest update july 9 2008

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provost

2009-06-25 17:57:26

rust>valves

Blasphemy

2009-06-25 18:02:25

Walking Target

2009-06-25 19:49:59

Mr Stuart Heard, executive director of the California Poison Control System, knows how to dispose of poisonous rust remover:

Monarch

2009-06-25 20:07:36

The Argumentalizer

2009-06-25 21:01:39

...............

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thatguy

2009-06-25 21:06:41

broken glasses > gordon freeman

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Jelly Fox

2009-06-25 21:23:55

Laser eye surgery > glasses

Blasphemy

2009-06-25 21:36:20

ninojman

2009-06-25 21:38:02

damnit blas

Blasphemy

2009-06-25 21:40:38

Walking Target

2009-06-25 22:37:12

thatguy

2009-06-25 22:44:58

cutis joseph > cujo

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provost

2009-06-25 23:24:48

insane zamboni driver > hockey players

Va|iums

2009-06-25 23:33:33

lack of revenue to pay for zamboni because nobody watches/cares about hockey > zamboni

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Walking Target

2009-06-25 23:39:21

This just in: Heart disease pwns apathetic sports fans.

Uncle Rico

2009-06-25 23:56:31

Richard Simmons destroys heart disease

ninojman

2009-06-25 23:58:18

Holly Weber Naked > Richard Simmons Naked

Panic

2009-06-26 01:08:19

two drunk hot chicks making out > whoever that hot chick is.

Walking Target

2009-06-26 02:04:50

No problem, we can set the hedgehog on those two:

<kyle>

2009-06-26 02:08:42

erectile dysfunction beats ron jeremy

Walking Target

2009-06-26 02:10:58

Obvious solution is obvious...

<kyle>

2009-06-26 02:11:55

pill overdose

Walking Target

2009-06-26 02:13:55

I'm feeling much better now, ty for asking.

Shoobie

2009-06-26 02:32:59

Moar Drugs

Paradox

2009-06-26 02:43:15

DEA pwns drugs

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herbalizer

2009-06-26 03:14:17

cenior citizen junkies > DEA

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Paradox

2009-06-26 03:26:53

Grim reaper > old people

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<kyle>

2009-06-26 03:34:07

immortality>grim reaper

herbalizer

2009-06-26 04:08:05

I win?

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Poor_Billy

2009-06-26 04:14:20

.

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herbalizer

2009-06-26 04:23:37

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ninojman

2009-06-26 04:27:23

herbalizer

2009-06-26 04:51:39

http://www.adultswim.com/games/game/?ga ... erscissors

s0iz

2009-06-26 04:51:54

Ok, me wins all. You can close the thread now.

I want mah 7,000 dollars.

<kyle>

2009-06-26 05:03:33

herbalizer

2009-06-26 05:09:37

multi-talented ftw

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<kyle>

2009-06-26 05:32:57

kung fu master

herbalizer

2009-06-26 05:44:25

rope wins!

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Paradox

2009-06-26 05:51:36

I cutz urs ropez

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Potato

2009-06-26 06:39:40

cant beat that

Walking Target

2009-06-26 07:35:08

Mightier than the sword...

Paradox

2009-06-26 07:38:22

computer > pen

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Beef

2009-06-26 08:32:27

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The Code.

Ko-Tao

2009-06-26 08:35:14

graffitiknockout

2009-06-26 08:53:44

Deathwish

2009-06-26 08:59:06

Va|iums

2009-06-26 10:01:40

DoD modified BitDefender > Kasparsky

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The Argumentalizer

2009-06-26 13:12:10

This is hard to beat.

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SND

2009-06-26 15:27:04

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owned

provost

2009-06-26 15:38:04

FU hackers, i use the intranet

ninojman

2009-06-26 18:26:44

Drunk + internet > intranet

Walking Target

2009-06-26 19:56:08

wtf coors light

provost

2009-06-26 19:56:59

Dan Arkoyd's crystal head vodka

Walking Target

2009-06-26 20:26:38

Guzzles your fancy vodka.

ninojman

2009-06-26 20:46:20

Street bum with super powers > street bum with empty bottle of vodka.

thatguy

2009-06-26 21:17:54

average joe super powers > street bum with super powers

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<kyle>

2009-06-26 21:45:09

Nutz

2009-06-26 21:52:45

Lead Box > Kryptonite

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Shoobie

2009-06-26 22:05:45

Somlian pirates steals your lead box

graffitiknockout

2009-06-26 22:17:03

Kraken sinks your pirate boat

two snails

2009-06-26 22:19:19

Walking Target

2009-06-27 00:59:20

Uh yeah Captain Jack actually got eaten by the Kraken and had to be pulled out of the locker by a bunch of other Pirates...but I will run with it...

The woman who killed him and then later helped save him:

Monarch

2009-06-27 02:08:53

Walking Target

2009-06-27 02:56:18

*insert cheesy light saber joke here*

Shoobie

2009-06-27 03:09:23

Sidius>Vader

But it's a dubble KO so end of thread.

thatguy

2009-06-27 04:05:54

mace windu > sidious

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graffitiknockout

2009-06-27 04:10:48

Shark > Samuel L. Jackson

Walking Target

2009-06-27 04:14:55

graffitiknockout

2009-06-27 04:26:28

RIP Roy Scheider (1932-2008). Died from a staph infection.

BuckyKatt

2009-06-27 04:53:47

Penicillin > Staph (and Gonorrhea).

Va|iums

2009-06-27 06:25:14

Ebola, no known cures, highest mortality ratio in the world > penicillin

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ninojman

2009-06-27 08:48:41

Nestle cookie dough eats your Ebola

Monarch are you even trying?

herbalizer

2009-06-27 12:14:48

pregnant girl eats your cookie dough!

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Blasphemy

2009-06-27 16:38:39

?

provost

2009-06-27 22:43:23

Uncle Rico

2009-06-27 22:46:47

haymaker

2009-06-28 01:08:03

had to

I always thought Jacko was looking a lot like Sigourney

Monarch

2009-06-28 01:33:05

he's dead, no funny shit

{EE}chEmicalbuRn

2009-06-28 01:54:24

grim reaper > MJ

SND

2009-06-28 02:13:48

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herbalizer

2009-06-28 02:45:25

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thatguy

2009-06-28 03:49:23

super devil > devil

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provost

2009-06-28 03:57:49

superman-jesus hybrid > super devil

Ko-Tao

2009-06-28 05:17:06

Evolution owns all those imaginary friends/enemies

provost

2009-06-28 20:21:57

Panic

2009-06-28 21:25:44

Blasphemy

2009-06-28 22:31:28

troll? or just don't know how to play?

anyway, super man turns back time preventing earth blowing up

inb4 kryptonite

Monarch

2009-06-29 00:12:53

our world is illegal

Sacrifist

2009-06-29 04:05:16

The Argumentalizer

2009-06-29 04:35:31

IMAGE

herbalizer

2009-06-29 07:18:29

???

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provost

2009-06-29 09:36:00

take that, fishboy.

ninojman

2009-06-29 10:13:52

herbalizer

2009-06-29 12:03:57

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Va|iums

2009-06-29 17:10:02

psht, Les couldn't couldnt do 5 years alone by himself like below did. LoLuMaD?

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Nutz

2009-06-29 18:38:32

Wilson > Tom hanks

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Monarch

2009-06-29 19:05:12

ninojman

2009-06-29 22:13:09

herbalizer

2009-06-29 23:22:54

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The Argumentalizer

2009-06-30 01:12:32

/////////

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Sacrifist

2009-06-30 01:47:25

The Argumentalizer

2009-06-30 03:24:46

Sad end for a weird genius.

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Cynips

2009-06-30 03:45:52

Va|iums

2009-06-30 06:47:27

history book > death

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herbalizer

2009-06-30 13:25:57

farenheit 451 > books

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provost

2009-06-30 18:31:41

lack of oxygen > fire

s0iz

2009-06-30 20:38:42

The Amazone > lack of oxygen

Keeper

2009-06-30 20:40:14

s0iz wrote:

The Amazone > lack of oxygen

wut?

s0iz

2009-07-01 04:20:51

They say that The Amazon is the lung of the world. Oxygen comes from the trees and plants, you know...

badinfluence

2009-07-01 11:38:10

s0iz wrote:They say that The Amazon is the lung of the world. Oxygen comes from the trees and plants, you know...

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Monarch

2009-07-01 15:40:06

ninojman

2009-07-01 17:05:40

Va|iums

2009-07-01 22:46:18

Look I hate to be the messenger of bad news/repeat posts...but sadly George W. Bush still beats an evil Al Gore fish monster hybrid :/

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The Argumentalizer

2009-07-01 23:11:55

..............Bush Derangement Syndrome

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Walking Target

2009-07-02 01:32:57

Paradox

2009-07-02 01:38:22

Steak >> Wabbit food (salad)

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two snails

2009-07-02 02:28:48

kobe wagyu>>>usda prime

haymaker

2009-07-02 05:05:13

Panic

2009-07-02 05:40:37

$1000 dollar cup of ice cream laden with edible gold > cheesecake

badinfluence

2009-07-02 05:42:59

All gone.

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provost

2009-07-02 06:31:24

All gone.

Book

2009-07-02 07:43:29

provost

2009-07-02 08:34:42

Ghosts > Bullets

Book

2009-07-02 08:38:56

ghost busters>ghosts

Divinity

2009-07-02 13:06:20

.

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provost

2009-07-02 20:55:37

Total lack of interest > ghost tv show

ps: there's no way this show beats ghostbuster?

Book

2009-07-03 05:27:31

^^^^lmfuckingassoff

Monarch

2009-07-03 22:24:47

mad world

ninojman

2009-07-04 05:13:47

Panic

2009-07-04 07:11:36

SHIT MY IMAGE FAILED

provost

2009-07-04 19:47:50

Great toys > TV

Divinity

2009-07-04 21:38:27

Candy Van> pedo toys

badinfluence

2009-07-05 01:45:07

How you going catch those kiddies?

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Sacrifist

2009-07-05 03:35:25

provost

2009-07-05 23:22:19

touch this > cant touch this

s0iz

2009-07-07 02:34:45

.conflict wrote:touch this > cant touch this

I can't touch > touch this

Panic

2009-07-07 02:55:36

We were somewhere near Barstow, when the drugs began to take hold.

Walking Target

2009-07-07 02:58:10

haymaker

2009-07-07 03:09:05

damn that stuff was for Edward

Paradox

2009-07-07 03:20:00

Diamond>regular rock and sissors and it cuts through paper

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Panic

2009-07-07 03:34:56

Va|iums

2009-07-07 06:18:18

some of you guys really suck at this playing this game, peace

provost

2009-07-07 06:32:27

Va|iums wrote:some of you guys really suck at this playing this game, peace

good at the game

Paradox

2009-07-07 06:53:23

Fail

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provost

2009-07-07 07:42:24

Losing at minesweeper IRL

Jelly Fox

2009-07-07 08:13:10

no legs is faster than legs

<kyle>

2009-07-07 09:20:34

jokes about not having legs

Jelly Fox

2009-07-07 15:18:40

Real comedian > some unfunny guy that makes jokes about people not having legs

provost

2009-07-07 15:24:21

Comedy+Action+three tits babe > only comedy

Paradox

2009-07-08 01:54:55

governator

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Nutz

2009-07-09 17:33:24

Obamanation > Single state destruction

provost

2009-07-09 18:48:35

World Destruction > United States destruction

hint for newbies: Galactus would be a good next post

Keeper

2009-07-09 19:15:12

Worlds destruction > World destruction

two snails

2009-07-09 19:40:45

Va|iums

2009-07-09 20:53:29

wsup den

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Keeper

2009-07-09 21:13:55

Dave > HAL

ninojman

2009-07-09 21:16:22

Space monkey > Dave

s0iz

2009-07-09 23:41:04

Keeper

2009-07-09 23:44:09

provost

2009-07-11 20:36:19

Frigid audience > comedians

...keeper almost killed it

Uncle Rico

2009-07-11 21:00:49

Leads frigid audiences (black parades).

When I was a young boy....

s0iz

2009-07-12 19:52:24

KKK > Black Parades

thatguy

2009-07-12 20:37:34

Va|iums

2009-07-13 17:27:33

Alright guys that about wraps it up, GG and well played by many. Nothing beats a gay, Jewish black man, who has the skills and financial prowess to secretely control the western world through banks, and can also beat you up while looking stylish all at the same time by wearing tastefully fitted costumes. GG

s0iz

2009-07-13 19:09:35

Va|iums wrote:Alright guys that about wraps it up, GG and well played by many. Nothing beats a gay, Jewish black man, who has the skills and financial prowess to secretely control the western world through banks, and can also beat you up while looking stylish all at the same time by wearing tastefully fitted costumes. GG

HAHAHAHAHAH I was thinking that as well.

ninojman

2009-07-14 05:37:45

Flaming shit > jew klan

Monarch

2010-03-11 03:43:45

<kyle>

2010-03-11 03:59:32

The Argumentalizer

2010-03-11 05:54:16

Quaalude beats all y'all.

ninjins

2010-03-11 08:09:55

I believe this is proper...

Ghost Dog_TSGK

2010-03-11 10:38:01

haymaker

2010-03-13 08:14:12

Blasphemy

2010-03-13 08:19:46

pedos>children

inb4 fbi & chris hanson

Ko-Tao

2010-03-13 08:44:11

Ninja Kid > Pedos

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Paradox

2010-03-13 12:58:38

Storm Trooper > Ninja Kid

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The Argumentalizer

2010-03-13 19:41:00

Stormtrooper does not beat NinjaKid!

Just ask a Ninja.

http://askaninja.com/

Monarch

2010-03-13 20:20:34

Panic

2010-03-13 20:50:04

BuckyKatt

2010-03-13 21:55:41

Big Bang anyone?

Monarch

2010-03-14 04:01:07

Dark Soul

2010-03-14 07:23:28

i win D:

Panic

2010-03-14 20:34:13

EDIT: Excessive gore.

Neolinkster

2010-03-14 21:04:35

Pernicious

2010-03-14 21:42:36

Panic wrote:

Ahh, Arny, Mr universe, movie star, govner, steroid, drugs and woman abuser, and...ofcourse, a NAZI.

lol @ accidental Edit button press =\

Monarch

2010-03-14 22:07:45

fail! voteban

The Argumentalizer

2010-03-15 05:05:25

This is the shit. If that isn't badass, nothing is.

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ninojman

2010-03-15 05:52:19

provost

2010-03-15 06:10:01

atomic bawmb

The Argumentalizer

2010-03-15 06:21:39

That piece of shit AirArty isn't going to touch PUFF!!
It has advanced evasion measures.

Now HBomb... that is a different story!

I think Francois wins.

provost

2010-03-15 07:29:45

Actually,

megamaid > Hbomb

Paradox

2010-03-15 21:29:16

lol Provost rock, paper, scissored himself

Panic

2010-03-15 22:48:31

@ Whoever edited my post, thats what I got when I googled BOOM HEADSHOT lol.

provost

2010-03-15 23:35:19

your image doesnt work, and as surprising as it will sound, I didn't touch your post

Neolinkster

2010-03-16 19:59:15

the mother ender of all kills light too
so now let your posts fall into its dark abyss

provost

2010-03-16 20:02:14

Self Destruct button > MegaMaid

and yes, i'm planning to rock paper scissor myself as much as needed.

Blasphemy

2010-03-16 22:03:31

self destruct override

Neolinkster

2010-03-16 22:46:41

my post was in before provost only edited for a mistype so you gotta overthrow mine

chickenmobile

2010-03-17 13:29:37

You have no limbs so you cannot reach the override. And you fall in a pool and drown.

Monarch

2010-03-17 17:14:44

no episode three

hope they'r makin hl3

provost

2010-03-17 18:24:56

Time travel > Waiting for EP3

ninojman

2010-03-17 19:04:49

Biff Tannen > Time travel

Neolinkster

2010-03-17 19:35:52

manure > tanen lineage

Monarch

2010-03-17 20:11:10

provost

2010-03-17 20:29:48

In response to WAR AGAISNT TERRORISM:

Completely clueless about terrorism ^

Paradox

2010-03-18 02:00:48

South Park Terrorist TV

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Blasphemy

2010-03-18 02:21:30

man posting > woman posting

Link

Paradox

2010-03-18 08:20:00

Lorena Bobbit > Chauvenist Prick

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Blasphemy

2010-03-18 08:24:34

Blasphemy wrote:man posting > woman posting

Link

auto win all day erryday

Beef

2010-03-21 08:39:46

.

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The Argumentalizer

2010-03-21 09:18:21

Fucking US Marines make up for Canada and Africa, and South America, and Europe, and Russia, and N.Korea and China...

When your civilization reaches barbarism and tyranny, don't call Canada.
Call CAMP LE fucking JUENE!!
Rock, Paper, Scissors is MOOT!

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old time no.7

2010-03-24 04:34:55

did you order the code red?

Panic

2010-03-24 04:51:47

Homosexual lunacy > Courtroom composure.

Va|iums

2010-03-24 07:02:33

ROFL @ Impala, also water > Tom Cruise pz

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Panic

2010-03-24 07:37:14

pz

Va|iums

2010-03-24 08:01:55

This time you don't get any more ideas from me since you trolled my league talk thread.... deforestation which permanently disrupts the areas water cycle > evaporation pz kid gtfo

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Panic

2010-03-24 08:29:36

(pz)

The Argumentalizer

2010-03-24 20:34:01

Illegal deforestation to grow Soybeans.

Hmmmm. So, why is it illegal?!?
And why are trees better then feeding people?

Walking Target

2010-03-25 01:38:30

French government sinks your Greenpeace boats....

Panic

2010-03-25 06:30:00

Any war ever > French gov't pz

Walking Target

2010-03-31 01:45:34

Peace > War

Panic

2010-03-31 03:34:56

Fascist Dictator > Peace

herbalizer

2010-03-31 05:30:21

The Argumentalizer

2010-03-31 08:28:34

Eternal Hell is better than just hang that fooker

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dbanimal

2010-03-31 19:04:38

Heaven > Eternal Hell

provost

2010-03-31 19:30:30

Galactus eat heavens for breakfast

s0iz

2010-04-02 03:06:24

The Argumentalizer wrote:Illegal deforestation to grow Soybeans.

Hmmmm. So, why is it illegal?!?
And why are trees better then feeding people?

Soy is rarely used to feed people. Plus those deforastations in Brazil are illegal because when it over-rains all the flood is delivered to the North of Argentina and sometimes to my city which was built on top of a swamp like Washington DC.

If you want to feed people, stop eating meat, each cow needs 1 km² to eat and grow.

The Argumentalizer

2010-04-02 04:29:26

Maybe, but you can't grow vegetables in trees.

I was really asking what makes it illegal.
How does all that get cleared illegally?
With any law enforcement involved?
Did Aliens come down and clear it?

I understand extreme deforestation is no good.
i am really wondering, what is the implication about ILLEGAL.
Is it code for criminal corporations?

Does not Brazil have authorities?
Don't they know who is clearing forest and why?

Frankly, i could care less about deforestation in Brazil.
Why tell me about it?
Go manage your country and what is happening in it.
This is Brazil's forest and and its problem.
If there is illegal whatever, go arrest someone and stop them.

One of the reasons for deforestation is take worthless jungle and turn it into productive land!!

s0iz

2010-04-02 06:08:43

The Argumentalizer wrote:Maybe, but you can't grow vegetables in trees.

I was really asking what makes it illegal.
How does all that get cleared illegally?
With any law enforcement involved?
Did Aliens come down and clear it?

I understand extreme deforestation is no good.
i am really wondering, what is the implication about ILLEGAL.
Is it code for criminal corporations?

Does not Brazil have authorities?
Don't they know who is clearing forest and why?

Frankly, i could care less about deforestation in Brazil.
Why tell me about it?
Go manage your country and what is happening in it.
This is Brazil's forest and and its problem.
If there is illegal whatever, go arrest someone and stop them.

One of the reasons for deforestation is take worthless jungle and turn it into productive land!!

Brazil is quite shitty, their economy is growing but if you ever been to there you would know what I mean. Their president was elected because he was a communist and now he turned to be an extreme capitalist who sales Brazil to the best postor and Amazonas keeps being deforested, authoroties are always corrupted by money. It happends all around the world but in South America we really feel it because of the damage they do to our forests and stuff. Plus they're following pretty much the same politics as Chile, they expend most of their money buying weapons to the US instead of increasing their citizen's life standards or designing/manufacturing their own arsenal.

As I said, Brazil's economy is growing a lot but they have few guys who own the whole country and the rest is fighting in the streets to survive or working 12 hours in a factory.

Beef

2010-04-02 07:18:27

provost wrote:
Galactus eat heavens for breakfast

ROFL!

The Argumentalizer

2010-04-02 13:34:14

s0iz wrote:
The Argumentalizer wrote:Maybe, but you can't grow vegetables in trees.

I was really asking what makes it illegal.
How does all that get cleared illegally?
With any law enforcement involved?
Did Aliens come down and clear it?

I understand extreme deforestation is no good.
i am really wondering, what is the implication about ILLEGAL.
Is it code for criminal corporations?

Does not Brazil have authorities?
Don't they know who is clearing forest and why?

Frankly, i could care less about deforestation in Brazil.
Why tell me about it?
Go manage your country and what is happening in it.
This is Brazil's forest and and its problem.
If there is illegal whatever, go arrest someone and stop them.

One of the reasons for deforestation is take worthless jungle and turn it into productive land!!
Brazil is quite shitty, their economy is growing but if you ever been to there you would know what I mean. Their president was elected because he was a communist and now he turned to be an extreme capitalist who sales Brazil to the best postor and Amazonas keeps being deforested, authoroties are always corrupted by money. It happends all around the world but in South America we really feel it because of the damage they do to our forests and stuff. Plus they're following pretty much the same politics as Chile, they expend most of their money buying weapons to the US instead of increasing their citizen's life standards or designing/manufacturing their own arsenal.

As I said, Brazil's economy is growing a lot but they have few guys who own the whole country and the rest is fighting in the streets to survive or working 12 hours in a factory.

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Sorry to hear all that, but the US has Leftist asses elected, we have spent big dollars on the fucked up dysfunctional ME, have no friends, and are out of money.
They are spending and wasting every cent we have on a small minority of poor assholes, have deficits as far as you can see, and more leftism on the way.
America is ready to frickin collapse, because its gubbmint is just so big, continues to grow, no matter who is elected.

We are done. We are now a debtor nation, times ten.
Not a Party thing. it has happened because Americans are lazy and don't care.
They don't watch their reps, thgey don't give a shit.

We are toast and the rest of you out there are to follow.
Leftism is the way.

The Argumentalizer

2010-04-02 13:39:10

I did notice that Brazil has about 30 parties and most of them are Socialist/Communist/Leftist/Marxist...

I feel sorry for Brazil, that this CURSE of KARL MARX is still alive and fucking up the world!
Look at Chile.
Horrible Dictator that actually killed communist guerillas and set his country on a right wing economy, of course, NOW the wealthiest, least poor country in SA.

AHHHH FUCK!!!! I said i wasn't going to do this!

Ko-Tao

2010-04-02 14:04:23

The Argumentalizer wrote:AHHHH FUCK!!!! I said i wasn't going to do this!

provost

2010-04-02 20:09:45

Creature

2010-04-03 08:04:08

disregard this

Creature

2010-04-03 08:04:37

and this

Creature

2010-04-03 08:05:19

im sorry but this just beats everything in life.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hndkao1r ... re=related

Creature

2010-04-03 16:58:04

thats hilarious

provost

2010-04-03 20:52:44

Hmmm?

Beef

2010-04-05 05:01:52

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Uncle Rico

2010-04-05 06:01:11

provost wrote:Hmmm?

Samefaggotry on the U?

s0iz

2010-04-06 05:42:26

Monarch

2010-06-28 01:44:25

new old shit

The Argumentalizer

2010-06-28 04:55:29

I'll rid the world of Obama!

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Monarch

2010-10-06 12:30:12