The *GOOD* Joke thread.

Me and Ghost Dog had this awesome idea, I don't feel the need to explain myself and I'm sure he doesn't.

If you have five dollars and .ewR|Poor_Billy has five dollars, .ewR|Poor_Billy has more money than you.

There is no 'ctrl' button on .ewR|Poor_Billy's computer. .ewR|Poor_Billy is always in control.

.ewR|Poor_Billy is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

.ewR|Poor_Billy can kill two stones with one bird.

Come up with some good ones or we'll find you.

lold

chuck norris jokes.

gtfo ->

provost wrote:chuck norris jokes.

gtfo ->

NO!

poor_billy once shot at me and missed, then my PC crashed.

poor_billy doesn't use rockets in his rpg he stuffs it with a shotty and launches it at your bitch ass.

poor_billy drinks the blood and tears of confused in a soda drink hat.

ROFL


poor billy once had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage, we know this beverage as Red Bull.

poor billy destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise

provost wrote:chuck norris jokes.

gtfo ->

QFT most of em (if not all of em) are recycled Chuck Norris jokes.

http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
http://www.thechucknorrisfacts.com/
http://www.chucknorrisjokes.net/

Your Originality is FAIL

WOW. two guys tried to suck billy's dick, and billy said......

lol?

poor_billy once played half-life deathmatch, and won.

A bunch of people once read this thread.

They became angry.

Ghost Dog_TSGK wrote:A bunch of people once read this thread.

They became angry.

I scratched my nutsack and belched.

Heres to hoping

poor_billy once lost to confused in a 1v1... wait no he didn't.

My favorite came from Rico, something like: "We were on Avalon and Poor Billy blasted a shotty and killed someone on Lockdown.

how about the time PB raped somebody in his fan club and didnt give him the reach around the membership card promised

The Argumentalizer wrote:My favorite came from Rico, something like: "We were on Avalon and Poor Billy blasted a shotty and killed someone on Lockdown.

That one came from Ghost Dog. I think it was aim_arena to LD.

Okay okay I lemme have a go at this. I will not copy this from a Chuck Norris joke I swear.

When Poor Billy is on a mani server, he doesn't type "rank" to check his position, he types "top1".

poor_billy allows the hl2dm-consortium to exist, even though we all know he's #1.

Uncle Rico wrote:

The Argumentalizer wrote:My favorite came from Rico, something like: "We were on Avalon and Poor Billy blasted a shotty and killed someone on Lockdown.

That one came from Ghost Dog. I think it was aim_arena to LD.

Confirmed.

{EE}chEmicalBurn wrote:WOW. two guys tried to suck billy's dick, and billy said......

So chem was telling me this story.


He said "So Ghost, I was fucking this guy up the ass hardcore when he turned to kiss me, that's when it dawned upon me.This guy is gay! Needless to say I got the fuck out of there!"

I once played poor_billy in a 1v1 to 20. He beat me by 35.

poor_billy doesn't need guns in hl2dm, he just looks at you and you crumble to dust.

i think poor_billy is a cool guy, eh uses shotty hax and doesnt afraid of anything

wow u guys ride his dick super hard

Creature wrote:wow u guys ride his dick super hard

Whos riding a dick?

My entire team is full of beasts and were just having a little fun with pb's image that wasn't created by us.

BTW ulookinkindamadritenow.

poor_billy wouldn't even let carbon ride his dick.

Ghost Dog_TSGK wrote:

{EE}chEmicalBurn wrote:WOW. two guys tried to suck billy's dick, and billy said......

So chem was telling me this story.


He said "So Ghost, I was fucking this guy up the ass hardcore when he turned to kiss me, that's when it dawned upon me.This guy is gay! Needless to say I got the fuck out of there!"

thats not how the story went at all.

{EE}chEmicalBurn wrote:

Ghost Dog_TSGK wrote:

{EE}chEmicalBurn wrote:WOW. two guys tried to suck billy's dick, and billy said......

So chem was telling me this story.


He said "So Ghost, I was fucking this guy up the ass hardcore when he turned to kiss me, that's when it dawned upon me.This guy is gay! Needless to say I got the fuck out of there!"

thats not how the story went at all.

Ladies and gentleman I present to you, a good sport.

Just like the Chuck Norris ones, most of these stories are fictional. Just an FYI in case anyone thought otherwise.

Most haha, wth am I saying...

Thread may exist if people can retain a sense of humor throughout.

Good day.

poor_billy met Gordan Freeman in city 17, and the game was renamed Get Raped by Poor_Billy.

I've seen poor_billy beat every jump map in two jumps or less.

poor_billy hits 550 velocity walking.

poor billy played duke nukem forever.

Panic wrote:poor_billy hits 550 velocity walking.

that one was good

poor_billy is so good with a shotgun, he doesn't even have to shoot it to kill you.

When Poor Billy kills someone they drop every weapon in their inventory.

poor_billy can shoot a medkit and kill you.

poor_billy's "suit power" is his shotgun.

Funny jokes, just not panic's :s

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Nutri-Grain wrote:They say there is no penis in between poor_billy's legs, there is only another shotgun.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_COvkvYflU

Bitches say it blows them away.

poor_billy's frag video is better than conflict's, and poor_billy has no frag video.

Panic wrote:poor_billy's frag video is better than conflict's, and poor_billy has no frag video.

Unfunny joke is unfunny.

haymaker: lol was that you?
{EE} The New Guy™': explain
haymaker: kicked
{EE} The New Guy™': no
{EE} The New Guy™': I was playing pb
haymaker: sorry man
haymaker: and he kicked me from another server