combine super soldier

Please, hl2dmU. This picture needs a caption.

I am so fucked up. I can't believe i finished that bottle of E and J last night. Jeezuz Chrise i reek. Ughh, did you make some coffee.

She went to the bathroom....Time to make a run for it.

OMFG WTF are you?!

I wiped my weiner on the sheets...

Everyday, it's the same fucking thing. I wake up to a loading game of HL2DM, I spawn in-game, and who's controlling me? Some fat 9 year old who just got the game. His voice is as shrill as one of those stupid pan flutes, but more annoying. All he knows how to do is run around, using the smg, crouching in the middle of a crowded pub. And you know what? I'm sick of it.
Why? Why for fuck's sake to they have to pick me? There are other combine models. The police model is pretty cool. I'd pick that one. But nooooo. The little fuckers pick me every fucking time. They think I'm l33t. And you know what? I am l33t. In the single player, I'm the l33t3st combine there is. I kick rebel ass. But not in HL2DM. Nope. Because none of the good players ever pick me. Oh noooooo, they pick rebel as soon as they can. Hell, most of 'em have keys bound just to change to a rebel model. They go bunny hoppin' around at mach 4 while this little uncoordinated bastard moves me like a snail, all "jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle" all over the map, making sure to crouch when he shoots, making me stick out like a sore thumb, getting my ass handed to me left and right.
You know what? I can't take this shit anymore. I'm done with HL2DM. I want no part of it. The game's a pile of shit anyway. I don't even see why anyone plays this game anymore. It's retarded. Seriously, I done. No more HL2D....oh fuck...nooooooooooooooo

^^^^^
I was thinking along the same lines, but you spelled it out better.

Now.. to make that a caption....

That fuckin Michelin man got the commercial over me I can't fuckin believe it.

Heard this said many times over teamspeak.

Mai spot 4 teh camp. dis will pwnz!

Panic wrote:

That fuckin Michelin man got the commercial over me I can't fuckin believe it.

You won.

s0iz wrote:

Panic wrote:

That fuckin Michelin man got the commercial over me I can't fuckin believe it.

You won.

I'll have a fan club soon.

I thought Rico's was better. : /

keefy wrote:Heard this said many times over teamspeak.

i call them the marshmallow man

Uncle Rico wrote:
Everyday, it's the same fucking thing. I wake up to a loading game of HL2DM, I spawn in-game, and who's controlling me? Some fat 9 year old who just got the game. His voice is as shrill as one of those stupid pan flutes, but more annoying. All he knows how to do is run around, using the smg, crouching in the middle of a crowded pub. And you know what? I'm sick of it.
Why? Why for fuck's sake to they have to pick me? There are other combine models. The police model is pretty cool. I'd pick that one. But nooooo. The little fuckers pick me every fucking time. They think I'm l33t. And you know what? I am l33t. In the single player, I'm the l33t3st combine there is. I kick rebel ass. But not in HL2DM. Nope. Because none of the good players ever pick me. Oh noooooo, they pick rebel as soon as they can. Hell, most of 'em have keys bound just to change to a rebel model. They go bunny hoppin' around at mach 4 while this little uncoordinated bastard moves me like a snail, all "jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle" all over the map, making sure to crouch when he shoots, making me stick out like a sore thumb, getting my ass handed to me left and right.
You know what? I can't take this shit anymore. I'm done with HL2DM. I want no part of it. The game's a pile of shit anyway. I don't even see why anyone plays this game anymore. It's retarded. Seriously, I done. No more HL2D....oh fuck...nooooooooooooooo

That is funny, but Kurtz did do that combine model some justice and raped with him.

Welcome to your room. You're female paternity unit has been dealt with.