Deathwish

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beat grain and you're eligible to play me

Source TV pl0x!~

so who's deathwish again?

I'd watch!

so who's deathwish again?

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how much is 60 aus dollars? like 10 monopoly dollars?

how much is 60 aus dollars? like 10 monopoly dollars?

It might get you like 3 pesos.

60 Australian dollars = 53.37600 U.S. dollars

60 Australian dollars = 53.37600 U.S. dollars

what about 60 Australian deathwish dollars?

60 Australian dollars = 53.37600 U.S. dollars

what about 60 Australian deathwish dollars?

1 Nutri dollar?

lol sure, i'll play you

lol sure, i'll play you

why do i forsee about 5 ppl asking for grain's POV vid of the match after its done.?

dibs on shoutcaster.

Source tv?

nude pix?

I'd like a demo of this match, from Caverns, with a single perspective from the floor looking at the ramp.

dm_tightyo?

rough landing

dibs on shoutcaster.

haha hell ya! need to do the 2nd shoutcast in hl2dm

I'd like a demo of this match, from Caverns, with a single perspective from the floor looking at the ramp.

1v1 on caverns, thats sure to be an exciting round to watch. May the best headphones/wallhax win!

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meet half way. Hawaiian server.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_A_arjPCKXA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_A_arjPCKXA

Phantom thats the first post you've had that actually made me laugh in a long time. Good Job.

You thought this was just going to go away wishy?

Active topic is active.

That money was for the offer for Poor_Billy, didn't remember saying someone could take the offer in his place? Theres no money.

Are you honestly serious with that signature.

I like the Chuck Bronson version better. A LOT better.

And pie. I like Pie

Check this shit out!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... 9965516351#

And, UmmmmmUmmmmmmmmm http://www.peterandrewryan.com/baking/2 ... crumb-pie/

I like the Chuck Bronson version better. A LOT better.

qft

so......um....is this gonna happen? Even if nutri plays in an aussie server one round I still predicts hell lose by less then 7, but hell win on his server by over 15-20 lolz.

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did you say he'd lose on the aussie server?


lul

did you say he'd lose on the aussie server?


lul

playing with a 250 ping is no joke, used to play in a euro league. its hard for just about anyone to win with that kind of ping, 7 at max he loses by, more likely he wins by like 2 or loses by 2 on the aussie server.

That must have been back in your Cynosure days.
Neat story though. Nifty.

i just want to see grain rape him already D:

playing with a 250 ping is no joke, used to play in a euro league. its hard for just about anyone to win with that kind of ping, 7 at max he loses by, more likely he wins by like 2 or loses by 2 on the aussie server.

idk, it always seemed to me like source favored the lagger. I don't think it'd mean anything more then a lower scoring game and less mag from grain. I still have no idea who deathwish is or how she plays but, i mean.... it's fucking nutrigrain and he needs money.

Lets do eet.

idk, it always seemed to me like source favored the lagger. I don't think it'd mean anything more then a lower scoring game and less mag from grain. I still have no idea who deathwish is or how she plays but, i mean.... it's fucking nutrigrain and he needs money.

Yea, it seemed that way to me too, like the lagger sometimes gets an advantage.

I still have no idea who deathwish is or how she plays but

LOL.

Do it! I'd love to see it!

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no mas?

Yes this match needs to happen pronto. I also request SourceTV demos. Nao.

i will pay for the plane tickets, and for the video camera, if u guys agree to a RL fistfight. That would be much more interesting.

i will pay for the plane tickets, and for the video camera, if u guys agree to a RL fistfight. That would be much more interesting.

Then all Grain would have to do is have Newguy say he was Grain. I don't wanna see Australian buttrape dude.

i will pay for the plane tickets, and for the video camera, if u guys agree to a RL fistfight. That would be much more interesting.

Then all Grain would have to do is have Newguy say he was Grain. I don't wanna see Australian buttrape dude.

i could see newguy charge in all brawler fist up style, then unleash a liu-kang-like bicycle bitch slap, sound effects included.

this would be so awesome.

If this were to happen, should I wear my kilt?

Of course.

Of course.

Shut up.

soi.

im gonna laugh when deathwish cuts you all in your sleep D:

Of course.

Shut up.

GTFO New Guy.

im gonna laugh when deathwish cuts you all in your sleep D:

He calls that a knife?

I'd like a demo of this match, from Caverns, with a single perspective from the floor looking at the ramp.

im gonna laugh when deathwish cuts you all in your sleep D:

He calls that a knife?

I'll show him a knoife.

im gonna laugh when deathwish cuts you all in your sleep D:

He calls that a knife?

ha

He would have to cut u in yer sleep wouldnt he.

Actually, slightly amusing story.
They got a picture of this player called robo_147, cut his head off and put it on someone elses body. When i saw it i said it looked weird, like they put his head on some small dudes body.
I said "the limbs look allmost midget like", lata he tells me it was deathwishes body. I laughed.

Thats because they made the head bigger than the body rofl? Anyway i'm still up for this match, when are we playing?

lawl are u even as tall as that car ur standing next to?

no i'm much much smaller than that car, can't you tell i'm a midget?

PS: I sent you a friends request nutri so we can hurry up and play this match.

no i'm much much smaller than that car, can't you tell i'm a midget?

PS: I sent you a friends request nutri so we can hurry up and play this match.

finally nothing but shit talk for a week now i can look at grain come and rape you in the eyeball

no i'm much much smaller than that car, can't you tell i'm a midget?

PS: I sent you a friends request nutri so we can hurry up and play this match.

finally nothing but shit talk for a week now i can look at grain come and rape you in the eyeball

Yeah, we'll see about that.

My moneys on the shifty canadian.

DONKEY! (fuck you eddie murphy)

I now dub theeeeee.................DEATHMIDGET!

roflmfao

XzeikenX, thats a really nice sig. did you make that?

I now dub theeeeee.................DEATHMIDGET!

maybe we should have a fist fight irl, you live in brizzy like me and really close by, lets see how you go then, i bet ya any money your one of those extremely tall lanky stringbean cunts.

When are we going to play Nutri-Grain, I've already waited 1 week, this is getting annoying, really, you won't do as well as you think, hurry up pussy.

I now dub theeeeee.................DEATHMIDGET!

maybe we should have a fist fight irl, you live in brizzy like me and really close by, lets see how you go then, i bet ya any money your one of those extremely tall lanky stringbean cunts.

Negative, but even if i was it would be better then being a short stringbean like urself rofl.

I now dub theeeeee.................DEATHMIDGET!

maybe we should have a fist fight irl, you live in brizzy like me and really close by, lets see how you go then, i bet ya any money your one of those extremely tall lanky stringbean cunts.

Negative, but even if i was it would be better then being a short stringbean like urself rofl.

What you mean even if you were? you are a extremely tall lanky stringbean cunt, don't deny it, your atheist and you like Marilyn Manson, and I'm a stringbean? lol? thanks for your informations.

ahaaaahahaha, thats actually quite funny, u prolly think im a emo/goth with black hair and peircings etc

Not the case but i do like me some manson, his evil sounding voice speaks to me.

My favourite band of all time is Pantera, i like metal....wat does that say about me? Have a guess, u seem to like it.

When are we going to play Nutri-Grain, I've already waited 1 week, this is getting annoying, really, you won't do as well as you think, hurry up pussy.

That money was for the offer for Poor_Billy, didn't remember saying someone could take the offer in his place? Theres no money.

have you beaten kyle yet?

ahaaaahahaha, thats actually quite funny, u prolly think im a emo/goth with black hair and peircings etc

Not the case but i do like me some manson, his evil sounding voice speaks to me.

My favourite band of all time is Pantera, i like metal....wat does that say about me? Have a guess, u seem to like it.

you listen to NIN? If Trent doesnt speak to you idk what will. much better then MM, although i do like him a lot. i used to be really into pantera in high school, had all of their albums.

I wish my e-peen was as big as Deathwishes.

Yea i listened to pantera like crazy in highschool, even went to sleep to pantera. But obviously i dont listen to them anymore, i still like them but i only listen to the same songs so much.
But as far as most listened to and enjoyed, pantera are my fav of all time, that is, my time.
Listened to some NIN, and i prefer MM alot more =\ Dunno, just his voice and images/themes do more for me.

Do you guys like my sig?

Cool right.

I might have my sig as "PROOF THAT DEATHWISH IS A MIDGET" etc.

lol...if that's really Deathwish's lower half of his body I just feel kind of sad for him. No offense to anyone here on HL2DMu that was born with um...height disadvantages but I always did feel sorry for the short guys with huge egos in school, although I didnt feel too sorry our group always had fun beating the living piss out of the ones that would talk back. As i've grown older past the whole group beating stage I do in fact feel sorry for all those short lil' fellers with the Napoleon complex, in a bigger body they mightve been worth something but the internet can make the smallest of people feel special.

I might have my sig as "PROOF THAT DEATHWISH IS A MIDGET" etc.

Like mine?

Now that sir, is a sig.

Wow if that really is your picture you should stop now. Just stop now.

Not to mention the threat of fighting pern irl is mistake #2 you have been trolled as far as one could possibly get trolled.

This is too easy.

Were you raised in a kangaroo pouch, is that what made you so weird?

I might have my sig as "PROOF THAT DEATHWISH IS A MIDGET" etc.

Like mine?

Also, i just have to say, i take threats of violence over the internet about as serious as i take deathwish.
Its like, if an actual midget came up to u in real life and told u he was gunna kick ur ass, then punched u in the knee, u would just laugh. U might have a sore knee though if its one of those beef cake midgets.

I might have my sig as "PROOF THAT DEATHWISH IS A MIDGET" etc.

Like mine?

Also, i just have to say, i take threats of violence over the internet about as serious as i take deathwish.
Its like, if an actual midget came up to u in real life and told u he was gunna kick ur ass, then punched u in the knee, u would just laugh. U might have a sore knee though if its one of those beef cake midgets.

You can have it, Pern. It's too annoying to have that in my sig.

PROOF THAT DEATHWISH IS A MIDGET WITH A LARGE HEAD!
ORIGINAL POST -----> http://www.hl2dm-university.com/forum/p ... 2&start=60

you guys do realise thats a suzuki grand vitara? enough said, im in height with it. see how the top of my garage door curves like that? thats right before the ceiling, if that was my head it would hit the ceiling. i must be one tall midget gawd.

you guys do realise thats a suzuki grand vitara? enough said, im in height with it. see how the top of my garage door curves like that? thats right before the ceiling, if that was my head it would hit the ceiling. i must be one tall midget gawd.

you obviously know nothing about depth perception

Even if that is true, rico's sig still makes more sense then yours.

you guys do realise thats a suzuki grand vitara? enough said, im in height with it. see how the top of my garage door curves like that? thats right before the ceiling, if that was my head it would hit the ceiling. i must be one tall midget gawd.

Uh, no. I won't accept that as proof until I've seen you in person. Until then, you're guilty of being a midget with a large head. That's how it works, right? Guilty until proven innocent?

:'(

Until then, you're guilty of being a midget with a large head. That's how it works, right? Guilty until proven innocent?

Woohoo go Canada, where it's the other way around

HEY!

We have milk in FUCKING bags!

HEY!

We have milk in FUCKING bags!

even chocolate?

Pre match grain and billy shotgun a milk bag while flipping the bird toward traffic.

you guys do realise thats a suzuki grand vitara? enough said, im in height with it. see how the top of my garage door curves like that? thats right before the ceiling, if that was my head it would hit the ceiling. i must be one tall midget gawd.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suzuki_Grand_Vitara

2002-05 4-Door AWD: 67.8 in (1722 mm)
2002-05 4-Door 2WD: 67.3 in (1709 mm)
2-Door: 66.5 in (1689 mm)
1999-2001 4-Door AWD: 68.5 in (1740 mm)
1999-2001 4-Door 2WD: 68 in (1727 mm)

so at the very most your 5'6?

Yea i listened to pantera like crazy in highschool, even went to sleep to pantera. But obviously i dont listen to them anymore, i still like them but i only listen to the same songs so much.
But as far as most listened to and enjoyed, pantera are my fav of all time, that is, my time.
Listened to some NIN, and i prefer MM alot more =\ Dunno, just his voice and images/themes do more for me.

kind of an old song i guess, but i ran into this on youtube for the first time, pretty fucking awesome. I don't really get into the techno/rave/acid/electro shit but this sounds awesome and the video is fucking trippy.


Link

sisterfister is the life-blood of all trolls in the universe. bow down.

you guys do realise thats a suzuki grand vitara? enough said, im in height with it. see how the top of my garage door curves like that? thats right before the ceiling, if that was my head it would hit the ceiling. i must be one tall midget gawd.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suzuki_Grand_Vitara

2002-05 4-Door AWD: 67.8 in (1722 mm)
2002-05 4-Door 2WD: 67.3 in (1709 mm)
2-Door: 66.5 in (1689 mm)
1999-2001 4-Door AWD: 68.5 in (1740 mm)
1999-2001 4-Door 2WD: 68 in (1727 mm)

so at the very most your 5'6?

I'm 182cm, didn't know my height mattered this much.

nah i don't think it matters, billy is a midget with a jew fro irl

I'm 182cm

dunno why i'm gettin involved, but that's 182 cm * (1 in/2.54 cm) * (1 ft/12 in) = 5.97 feet .. average height for an australian male is 5.9 feet... pretty average, aka not midget... (dunno if i'm steppin on toes or not ). Also i think it's cool that deathwish is so enthusiastic about challenging people.. i'll play ya next time ur online dude..

Serious post is serious.

And order has been restored. Amen.

Sorry, I'm not buying it. The way things work around here (according to DW) is that an accusation can be made, and then it's up to the accused to prove otherwise, or he's obviously guilty. I say that DW is a midget with a giant head, and unless I'm provided with irrefutable proof, I'll continue to believe such accusation and continue to tell everyone that he is, in fact, a midget with a giant head.

lol, I didn't even notice at first but are those supposed to be 6 smg nades heading for him? As for the accusations, I missed most of it, so I'm staying out of it.. gl hf dc

lol, I didn't even notice at first but are those supposed to be 6 smg nades heading for him? As for the accusations, I missed most of it, so I'm staying out of it.. gl hf dc

too late, you've been sucked into the flaming vortex of this post. you're not going anywhere, just accept it bro. sorry to tell you this, it must have been nice outside of it.

Are you still going to play me nutri-grain? Or do i win by default?

For you.

Isn't 5.97 feet actually 5 feet 11 and .64 of an inch? A little over 5' 11' and a half. Almost 6 feet.

Isn't 5.97 feet actually 5 feet 11 and .64 of an inch? A little over 5' 11' and a half. Almost 6 feet.

Yes.

I am actually that exact height. True story.

ok lol
Im not sure i understand this.

Isn't 5.97 feet actually 5 feet 11 and .64 of an inch? A little over 5' 11' and a half. Almost 6 feet.

How does 5.9 feet = 5.11 feet. Explain. Otherwise i might as well say my dick is 7 inches, which is actually a little over 10 inches.

5.97 is a decimal value as in 5 feet and 97/100ths of a foot, not 5'9". When you convert it, it is 5'11".

Shouldnt he have just converted it correctly in the first place, lol *shrugs*

Shouldnt he have just converted it correctly in the first place, lol *shrugs*

ya, maybe. but then again he might.....um, have more important things to do.

We continue to use the old english system, which is stupid.
Really wish we had tried harder to stay with metric, where everything is TEN and not 64s and shit.
Carpentry would be a lot easier to figure.

Oh my, i have hijacked the thread.
What was happening in here?

(Leave your dick out of this thread please.)

We continue to use the old english system, which is stupid.
Really wish we had tried harder to stay with metric, where everything is TEN and not 64s and shit.
Carpentry would be a lot easier to figure.

Oh my, i have hijacked the thread.
What was happening in here?

(Leave your dick out of this thread please.)

Ayyyyy mang. Did you need meh? Ya feels meh brah?

Shouldnt he have just converted it correctly in the first place, lol *shrugs*

ya, maybe. but then again he might.....um, have more important things to do.

ahaa, that makes no sense, he came, he converted measurements, obviously he had nothing better to do.

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Is anybody going to play this? No?

Lock thread engaged: LAME.

I'm going to play it, I'm just waiting for a message back from nutri-grain, who is making himself look very stupid by constantly postponing the match.

Nutri-grain doesn't have to do much to make himself look stupid.
He is, however, a top player, and i hope he beats you, if only because you are a Brit.

Good thing i'm not a brit then.


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I meant a Brit prisoner

I'm not a Brit prisoner either, I'm from The Netherlands and am pure blood dutch, but live in Australia, we were actually the first to find Australia you know! And a fuckload of other countries i might add, yes we do own the the explorers from your country. Got comeback?

Canada > all countries

If i were to move to some other country for the rest of my days, i could dig canada.

Canada > all countries

qft.

ps. i love the random TG apperances!!!!!!

Shouldnt he have just converted it correctly in the first place, lol *shrugs*

ya, maybe. but then again he might.....um, have more important things to do.

ahaa, that makes no sense, he came, he converted measurements, obviously he had nothing better to do.

he codes with assembly, so im pretty sure he could have correctly done those conversions if it were that important.

Pern wrinkles his nose and blows air out of it.

I'm not a Brit prisoner either, I'm from The Netherlands and am pure blood dutch, but live in Australia, we were actually the first to find Australia you know! And a fuckload of other countries i might add, yes we do own the the explorers from your country. Got comeback?

If u want to get serious, there are very few ppl in aus whose ancestors date back to those times. Most i would think are from immigrants etc

Wen i go back in my family tree, i has irish, indian, japanese etc etc. Pretty much, we are all just mongrels, not the descendants of convicts. Allthough there is more to that story as well, alot of the convicts werent even bad criminals, just poor ppl caught for stealing shit trying to survive or wat not. ...Not that i could give a shit.

I'm not a Brit prisoner either, I'm from The Netherlands and am pure blood dutch, but live in Australia, we were actually the first to find Australia you know! And a fuckload of other countries i might add, yes we do own the the explorers from your country. Got comeback?

If u want to get serious, there are very few ppl in aus whose ancestors date back to those times. Most i would think are from immigrants etc

Wen i go back in my family tree, i has irish, indian, japanese etc etc. Pretty much, we are all just mongrels, not the descendants of convicts. Allthough there is more to that story as well, alot of the convicts werent even bad criminals, just poor ppl caught for stealing shit trying to survive or wat not. ...Not that i could give a shit.

who gives a fuck?

What is this thread even about now

Wat eva tha fuck u want.

And yes sisterfister, i even found my brain stroking out as i typed it, but wat the hell.

I'm not a Brit prisoner either, I'm from The Netherlands and am pure blood dutch, but live in Australia, we were actually the first to find Australia you know! And a fuckload of other countries i might add, yes we do own the the explorers from your country. Got comeback?

what other countries,the only thing i know they found was new amsterdam aka new york,other then that wouldnt know D:

I'm not a Brit prisoner either, I'm from The Netherlands and am pure blood dutch, but live in Australia, we were actually the first to find Australia you know! And a fuckload of other countries i might add, yes we do own the the explorers from your country. Got comeback?

you are still a bumlooker that is bad at video games.

He's yeh daddeh.

I was just kidding. I like Australia. Would like to visit there someday, if Deathwish could leave for awhile.
Canada is nice but its ****ing too cold there.

You are from the Netherlands?! That explains a lot.

I was just kidding. I like Australia. Would like to visit there someday, if Deathwish could leave for awhile.
Canada is nice but its ****ing too cold there.

You are from the Netherlands?! That explains a lot.

wow lol, and i just made an australian joke in a different thread.

I was just kidding. I like Australia. Would like to visit there someday, if Deathwish could leave for awhile.
Canada is nice but its ****ing too cold there.

You are from the Netherlands?! That explains a lot.

Why would anyone want you in their country???? Well in Australia it kind of makes sense, the entire country is filled with people who drink beer all day and are basically the hicks of Europe who f*ck kangaroos once in awhile.




































































I could see it working.

Who DOESN'T fuck a kangaroo or two once in a while.
































































































honestly.

I was going to photoshop a pic of that robo_wish picture and stick him in a kangaroos pouch but I'm far too lazy to try. I found this though:

Why would anyone want you in their country???? Well in Australia it kind of makes sense, the entire country is filled with people who drink beer all day and are basically the hicks of Europe who f*ck kangaroos once in awhile.

I am insulted, we dont just fuck kangaroos dewd, we also have secks with our sisters and cousins. But atleast we dont fuck sheep, and fat chicks, like the Kiwi's.

Also, do u have any idea how hard it is to fuck a kangaroo? Credit where credit is due.

Also, do u have any idea how hard it is to fuck a kangaroo? Credit where credit is due.

I heard it's being nominated as a game for the next olympics

Crikey!!

But atleast we dont fuck sheep, and fat chicks, like the Kiwi's.

Nah we don't fuck sheep, we just tell the Aussies that to keep tourism up.

We do like our women a bit bigger, I will grant you that:

RAaaaaawwwwrrrrRrrARrrrrraarararrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

DW you're a fag lol

Where did deathwish go?

Ragequit

that chick is hot, not at all like the stick figures you see in american advertisement.

lol WT, its as if u pulled that straight from the 80's.