Almost got my first tactical nuke!

got this game for christmas, after almost got my first tactical nuke, i thought i should post this on a hl2dm forum, since thats the most appropriate thing to do right Nutri?





I'll be sure to post my first nuke I'll get in another 30 mins time, talk to you guyz then!

PS: When are we having our hl2dm match Nutri?

Use the PM function


Nutri got laughed at a lil for posting his stuff here, i have no idea why you would think repeating the same shit would be "clever" or "funny"

/Thread Lock

Oh no way I'm being fully serious, just like nutri was!

why did you waste one of your early unlocks on a tack nuke? dont you think it would have been more wise to use it on something that would help you level up faster?

{EE}chEmicalBurn wrote:why did you waste one of your early unlocks on a tack nuke? dont you think it would have been more wise to use it on something that would help you level up faster?

I didn't use one of my unlocks on a nuke lol, I was just showing how bad nutri is at the game.

Deathwish wrote:

{EE}chEmicalBurn wrote:why did you waste one of your early unlocks on a tack nuke? dont you think it would have been more wise to use it on something that would help you level up faster?

I didn't use one of my unlocks on a nuke lol, I was just showing how bad i am at trying to troll someone

^Fixed.

I can admit im not a good troll, I am better than you pro trolls at games though, lol.

huh?

Deathwish wrote:almost got my first tactical nuke......

I'll be sure to post my first nuke I'll get in another 30 mins time, talk to you guyz then!

Deathwish wrote: I didn't use one of my unlocks on a nuke lol, I was just showing how bad nutri is at the game.

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less talk, more 1v1ing us.

well i asked nutri today after i added him to friends to come in to see how much ping he got on the aussie server even though we couldn't play atleast 1 game because he had family coming over, after another 10 mins we went to the US one fucked around a bit more, but he couldn't play because he had family coming over, and now magically he deleted me, weird shit. When are we going to play nutri?

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Nutri-Grain wrote:10 minutes? I was in your server testing out my 285 ping, and i went to my server because u wanted to see your ping. Sorry that I value Christmas and boxing day family gatherings more than a game that I don't even play anymore. I deleted you from friends because you're an annoying 12 year old, but I will still play you. Of course I have other, new games that i enjoy playing more, but in time pathetic padawan, in time.

So let me guess, never?

my only question is, why is this grain's responsiblilty? deathwish called out billy.....i've never had a problem with billy, we have always got along fine, but grain is like my little brother. so why does grain have to step in and fight your battles billy? i love how you come on here and talk shit all the time and call yourself master of the universe but then when somebody wants to play you, you sit back in the shadows and let grain take the heat. then you come on and say something like......"less talk, more 1v1ing us." he's given you more than enough chances to play him, he's only talking still cause you're not playing. i understand that DW runs his mouth a lot, but so do you. i honestly could care less who wins this match, but im sick of seeing this all come down on grain cause you're being a little bitch and letting it happen. put your money where your fucking mouth is and play him already.

So you failed to get the nuke and still posted... you have had a shitty holiday I see.

Ghost Dog_TSGK wrote:So you failed to get the nuke and still posted... you have had a shitty holiday I see.

thats what i was saying, he cant get the nuke unless he unlocks it, and he said he didnt unlock it......sooooo, what was the point of the post? just to start shit with grain.

Have anything to admit Deathwish?

Deathwish wrote:I can admit im not a good troll

i love tf2.

I am at games what ewr is at trolling, even more, although ewr is nowhere in my league when it comes to games, nowhere near. Try to prove me wrong, because you won't, lol.

Yeah we can tell with all your league experience.

Err u play at 1024 x 768 res?

screenshots at 1024x768 i mean.

yes, any decent gamer knows how much of an advantage you get with a res of 1024x768 @ 150hz on a sony trinitron crt tube.

Yes, good to know..., as long as the frame rate is constant 99 i am happy.

i prefer graphics quality myself. CRT's pain in the ass to find these days.

Deathwish wrote:I will take any advantage i can because i am desperate to win, nothing else matters to me.

i'd rather have a consistant fps above 150 than have really high quality graphics, atleast ill have better aim than everyone else.

im still waiting on the answer to this issue. how can you get a nuke at level 7 or 8 when your first killstreak unlock isnt until level 10? the 3 default killstreaks are uav, care package, and pred. missle(and we cant get a nuke from a care package). you dont even have the option to unlock the nuke until level 10. sooooo, basically there is absolutely no way you could have "Almost got my first tactical nuke!" at the level you are at in the pics you posted, unless you are hacking. my guess is you are hacking and didnt bother to do a little research before posting this. if you arent hacking then this post is a complete oxymoron, and you just made yourself look unintelligent

Deathwish wrote:almost got my first tactical nuke......

I'll be sure to post my first nuke I'll get in another 30 mins time, talk to you guyz then!

Deathwish wrote: I didn't use one of my unlocks on a nuke lol, I was just showing how bad nutri is at the game.

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Nutri-Grain wrote:

Deathwish wrote:i'd rather have a consistant fps above 150 than have really high quality graphics, atleast ill have better aim than everyone else.

I have everything in hl2dm maxed out with a resolution of 1680 x 1050 and i never drop below 250. If i look at a wall in lockdown i get 1200 fps. I win.

If you are playing on a 60 hz lcd, you are in effect getting a constant 60 fps, not so sure if thats a win.

Funny thing is, Grain actually GOT a nuke, and still got flamed.

You DIDN'T EVEN GET a nuke, and yet you think you're the shit cause you're 22 and 3, oooooh mannnnnnnnnn. (in an Australian server where everyone probably sucks anyway)

Deathwish, almost only counts in horseshoes and handgrenades, so when you lose to Grain on both servers, almost won't count there either. Something tells me you won't even get close enough to say you ALMOST won.

l2troll.

I'm buying Newguy a plane ticket to Australia his analrape quota is is low this week.

I really don't know what else to type, he is too easy to troll and yet has learned nothing about how to troll others.

It's like playing a gameboy without batteries.

Almost is loser talk, try harder.

Deathwish wrote:yes, any decent gamer knows how much of an advantage you get with a res of 1024x768 @ 150hz on a sony trinitron crt tube.

Why run a 4:3 res? Source engine gives more horizontal fov at widescreen resolutions, with no cost to vertical fov. If your monitor can handle 1024x768 @ 150hz, it can also handle 1280x720 @ 150hz... give it a try sometime.

{EE}chEmicalBurn wrote:this post is a complete oxymoron, and you just made yourself look unintelligent

You must not have read anything he has posted before.

Panic wrote:Funny thing is, Grain actually GOT a nuke, and still got flamed.

You DIDN'T EVEN GET a nuke, and yet you think you're the shit cause you're 22 and 3, oooooh mannnnnnnnnn. (in an Australian server where everyone probably sucks anyway)

Deathwish, almost only counts in horseshoes and handgrenades, so when you lose to Grain on both servers, almost won't count there either. Something tells me you won't even get close enough to say you ALMOST won.

l2troll.

I'm buying Newguy a plane ticket to Australia his analrape quota is is low this week.

wow it is so fucking obvious that you have NEVER ever seen me play in this game before to say something like that, you sir are one stupid motherfucker.

Ko-Tao wrote:

Deathwish wrote:yes, any decent gamer knows how much of an advantage you get with a res of 1024x768 @ 150hz on a sony trinitron crt tube.

Why run a 4:3 res? Source engine gives more horizontal fov at widescreen resolutions, with no cost to vertical fov. If your monitor can handle 1024x768 @ 150hz, it can also handle 1280x720 @ 150hz... give it a try sometime.

Wtf? no It can't lol. That res is designed to be run at a completely different refresh rate since its a widescreen resolution. My monitor doesn't even support that resolution thats how shit that resolution is. My monitor does however support 2048x1536, do your lcd monitors support that?

And since most of you guys are fucking retarded and didn't get it, read this

almost got my first tactical nuke, i thought i should post this on a hl2dm forum, since thats the most appropriate thing to do right Nutri?

That was after 1.4 hours of playing a brand new game, I already got a nuke now lmao. Yeah i was hacking because i'd like to vac ban all my other 60+ games which i paid every cent for.

Nutri-Grain wrote:

Deathwish wrote:i'd rather have a consistant fps above 150 than have really high quality graphics, atleast ill have better aim than everyone else.

I have everything in hl2dm maxed out with a resolution of 1680 x 1050 and i never drop below 250. If i look at a wall in lockdown i get 1200 fps. I win.

Congrats, you see 60fps when your turning your fov in any game etc, congrats. That high fps will make everything look smoother, but your eye will only see 60 fps when your turning your fov rofl, what a waste of fps.

And when the fuck are we going to play nutri-grain hurry the fuck up, seriously, you don't even look like you want to play anymore hahaha. Come on pussy.

Boy, I used to get lots of killing streaks of 20+ in CoD4. It really shouldn't be that hard to get a 25 one.

its not that hard to get it if you're one of those useless camping tubing fucks that contribute nothing to the game and/or the team. if they took the noob tube out of the game i think you would see a lot less nukes

Is he still attempting to troll us?

I don't have to see you play the game, any monkey with down syndrome can noob tube their way to a nuke.

Deathwish wrote:And when the fuck are we going to play nutri-grain hurry the fuck up, seriously, you don't even look like you want to play anymore hahaha. Come on pussy.

All bark no bite

What makes you think you can take Nutri or billy? You have only lost to kyle and I, have you ever beaten anyone from ewr? Maybe you should start with New Guy or sisterfister, they might have been out of the game long enough for you.

Deathwish wrote:My monitor does however support 2048x1536, do your lcd monitors support that?

My lcd supports 2560x1600... why would i want 2048x1536?

You have no idea what 1280x720 really is do you.

What a fucking noob.

Deathwish wrote:almost

lol wow.
First I just wanna say that Deathwish is retarded. But he's already getting gang raped by like 10 other people so I'll leave it at that.
And then we have the members of ewr who say that they're still the best even though they no longer play the game nor care about it.
Grain and Billy are just as washed up as Confused and Zman and Seagull and Luke and Invx and Bio and Kurtz and the rest. No one else from ewr is even worth mentioning.
It takes BOTH talent and dedication to be at the top.
From the way Deathwish is talking he obviously spends a lot of fucking time practicing and researching his gaming.
Whether Grain or PB play him or not, it doesn't matter he's still gonna turn into better players than you ever were (even if he has HALF the talent of you, just like you had half the talent that Seagull did).
Just keep stalling guys. Hold onto it for as long as you can, $W did the exact same thing. CAL meant they HAD to play you though.
You, however, can stall forever.

the_big_cheese wrote:lol wow.
First I just wanna say that Deathwish is retarded. But he's already getting gang raped by like 10 other people so I'll leave it at that.
And then we have the members of ewr who say that they're still the best even though they no longer play the game nor care about it.
Grain and Billy are just as washed up as Confused and Zman and Seagull and Luke and Invx and Bio and Kurtz and the rest. No one else from ewr is even worth mentioning.
It takes BOTH talent and dedication to be at the top.
From the way Deathwish is talking he obviously spends a lot of fucking time practicing and researching his gaming.
Whether Grain or PB play him or not, it doesn't matter he's still gonna turn into better players than you ever were (even if he has HALF the talent of you, just like you had half the talent that Seagull did).
Just keep stalling guys. Hold onto it for as long as you can, $W did the exact same thing. CAL meant they HAD to play you though.
You, however, can stall forever.

I'm not exactly ewR's butt monkeys and I like you cheese but I have scrimmed with them enough this past week to say thats wrong, Nutri is still top talent and hasnt lost any of his aiming abilities. While I dont have any allegiances in this community I will defend ANY player who deserves to be defended talent wise.

Ah I didn't realize he was scrimming.

Well if he's doing it because he's getting back into the game, then i would have to take back all of what I just said.
If he's doing it because he's scared of loosing to Deathwish, then it doesn't really mean anything.

...or maybe Deathwish really has been speaking out of his ass this whole time. I'm not trying to support the guy here. It looks like hes better at trolling than people are giving him credit for though.

the_big_cheese wrote:No one else from ewr is even worth mentioning.

Says the bottom fragger.

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people still scrim this game?

the_big_cheese wrote: Grain and Billy are just as washed up as Confused and Zman and Seagull and Luke and Invx and Bio and Kurtz and the rest. No one else from ewr is even worth mentioning.

hey now.

Blasphemy wrote:

the_big_cheese wrote: Grain and Billy are just as washed up as Confused and Zman and Seagull and Luke and Invx and Bio and Kurtz and the rest. No one else from ewr is even worth mentioning.

hey now.

Whoops my bad Blasphemy. I don't know you very well so I can't comment on your skill level. I didn't even know you were in ewr.

Edit:
I didn't mean to hijack the thread so lets get back on topic here.
Grain vs. Deathwish this Saturday at 8:00 PM EST. There now how hard was that?

the_big_cheese wrote:

Blasphemy wrote:

the_big_cheese wrote: Grain and Billy are just as washed up as Confused and Zman and Seagull and Luke and Invx and Bio and Kurtz and the rest. No one else from ewr is even worth mentioning.

hey now.

Whoops my bad Blasphemy. I don't know you very well so I can't comment on your skill level. I didn't even know you were in ewr.

how the fuck cant you know about blas' orbs?

Kyle, your avatar completely sux.

the_big_cheese wrote:

Blasphemy wrote:

the_big_cheese wrote: Grain and Billy are just as washed up as Confused and Zman and Seagull and Luke and Invx and Bio and Kurtz and the rest. No one else from ewr is even worth mentioning.

hey now.

Whoops my bad Blasphemy. I don't know you very well so I can't comment on your skill level. I didn't even know you were in ewr.

Edit:
I didn't mean to hijack the thread so lets get back on topic here.
Grain vs. Deathwish this Saturday at 8:00 PM EST. There now how hard was that?

I don't think Deathwish can do that since he's in aus.

ninojman wrote:

Deathwish wrote:And when the fuck are we going to play nutri-grain hurry the fuck up, seriously, you don't even look like you want to play anymore hahaha. Come on pussy.

All bark no bite

What makes you think you can take Nutri or billy? You have only lost to kyle and I, have you ever beaten anyone from ewr? Maybe you should start with New Guy or sisterfister, they might have been out of the game long enough for you.

I beat kyle back when i was trying out for 911, in front of most of the 911 clan, I've beaten bahlk while hes sober by like 10 more kills with vals watching, he got so angry he went to jail, almost beat blas in aim lost by 3 kills only played him once ever, with people watching, beat tiggy by heaps, even in tigcrik, you haven't even ever played me in a 1v1 ninojman rofl, oh yeah this is all with 270 ping. Should i start pulling screens? This is why i want to shut pb's mouth and now nutri's, really, they won't do as well as they expect they will.

Nutri's not going to play me, because if i beat him or get way higher scores than he gets on me with taking turns at high and low ping, it will put a big fat OWNED stamp on ewR, he won't risk that.

deathwish, your a fucking retard

Deathwish wrote:I've beaten bahlk while hes sober by like 10 more kills with vals watching, he got so angry he went to jail

LOLOLOLOOLOLOLO

Deathwish wrote: you haven't even ever played me in a 1v1 ninojman rofl,

Just because you rage out of any scrim ever doesn't mean you have never played me.

ninojman wrote:

Deathwish wrote: you haven't even ever played me in a 1v1 ninojman rofl,

Just because you rage out of any scrim ever doesn't mean you have never played me.

huh?

Va|iums wrote:

the_big_cheese wrote:lol wow.
First I just wanna say that Deathwish is retarded. But he's already getting gang raped by like 10 other people so I'll leave it at that.
And then we have the members of ewr who say that they're still the best even though they no longer play the game nor care about it.
Grain and Billy are just as washed up as Confused and Zman and Seagull and Luke and Invx and Bio and Kurtz and the rest. No one else from ewr is even worth mentioning.
It takes BOTH talent and dedication to be at the top.
From the way Deathwish is talking he obviously spends a lot of fucking time practicing and researching his gaming.
Whether Grain or PB play him or not, it doesn't matter he's still gonna turn into better players than you ever were (even if he has HALF the talent of you, just like you had half the talent that Seagull did).
Just keep stalling guys. Hold onto it for as long as you can, $W did the exact same thing. CAL meant they HAD to play you though.
You, however, can stall forever.

I'm not exactly ewR's butt monkeys and I like you cheese but I have scrimmed with them enough this past week to say thats wrong, Nutri is still top talent and hasnt lost any of his aiming abilities. While I dont have any allegiances in this community I will defend ANY player who deserves to be defended talent wise.

haha, i don't even have anyone to play or scrim aus hl2dm is dead

I can't believe this shit is still going so i'll put it in a nice, simple, short and sweet version.



Nutri think hes better than you.
This community think nutri is better than you.

Why would he even bother playing, he already won.

-also-

By playing you, he's training you. like any match played or demo watched, we all learn a lil from each games (except bahlk becaus he's...er... special) You've been one hell of an annoying piece of fuck with your bragging and posting your 1v1 challenge thing in every thread,

so that's one more reason not to play you, because it's what you want.


Is he scared? fuck no. Does it suck for you? Hell yes. Is it what ewr does? Absolutely.

By not playing you he's laughing his ass off on a yacht surrounded with babes while you're raging on these boards asking for a match.


I hope everything is now clear as crystal.

grain and billy on a boat. rico's in the tophat, sorry rico i had to give the secret away.



Link

SHAWTAAAAYYYY...

Deathwish wrote: Should i start pulling screens?

Should I pull screens of the day I made you rage out of the Gdawgg rotation server? If you can't even beat ME (yeah me) on low grav what makes you think you can beat Nutri on 600 grav?

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Deathwish wrote:

ninojman wrote:

Deathwish wrote:And when the fuck are we going to play nutri-grain hurry the fuck up, seriously, you don't even look like you want to play anymore hahaha. Come on pussy.

All bark no bite

What makes you think you can take Nutri or billy? You have only lost to kyle and I, have you ever beaten anyone from ewr? Maybe you should start with New Guy or sisterfister, they might have been out of the game long enough for you.

I beat kyle back when i was trying out for 911, in front of most of the 911 clan, I've beaten bahlk while hes sober by like 10 more kills with vals watching, he got so angry he went to jail, almost beat blas in aim lost by 3 kills only played him once ever, with people watching, beat tiggy by heaps, even in tigcrik, you haven't even ever played me in a 1v1 ninojman rofl, oh yeah this is all with 270 ping. Should i start pulling screens? This is why i want to shut pb's mouth and now nutri's, really, they won't do as well as they expect they will.

you beat me once at 4am on reg LD lol.

Con pretty much has you pegged.

You are freakishly upset about this to the point I have to wonder if you will even play with any legitimacy, who's to say you haven't dropped 50 on a private cheat because you seem to know what's going to go down regardless of the fact that you know none of us, barely played any of us.

You fit the description of a heated child willing to do whats necessary to win. I don't think you would beat pincus (in a real match fuck your dusty ss's) let alone beat anyone outside of your homeland.

tldr; why so obsessed?

ninojman wrote:Maybe you should start with New Guy or sisterfister, they might have been out of the game long enough for you.

i never left lol, i've been in 2 other clans on different steam ids.

Think about that....

sisterFISTER wrote:

ninojman wrote:Maybe you should start with New Guy or sisterfister, they might have been out of the game long enough for you.

i never left lol, i've been in 2 other clans on different steam ids.

Think about that....

lol, damn you a ninja son. did the clans know who you were?

nah, who the fuck would recruit me? lol

sisterFISTER wrote:nah, who the fuck would recruit me? lol

protip: sisterFISTER was once a wolf scout.

<kyle> wrote:you beat me once at 4am on reg LD lol.

Usually when i'm playing players out the states im playing at 5AM/6AM lol.

further more i've played bahlk sober and witnessed his skill increasing with his blood alcohol level first hand.

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Deathwish wrote:

<kyle> wrote:you beat me once at 4am on reg LD lol.

Usually when i'm playing players out the states im playing at 5AM/6AM lol.

um wouldnt 4am my time be around the mid afternoon in aus?

Im going to sum this all up for everyone:

Q:Has deathwish been annoying?
A: Yes

Q: Has anyone been man enough to take him up on his challenges?
A: No, you are all a bunch of pussies who like to talk shit while pretending you are the shit but won't back up shit.

Grow balls or go away, in other words

Put up or shut up.

As far as I'm concerned any professional athlete who turns down a challenge for the title or belt or what ever is at stake has conceded said title, belt or what ever is at stake.

Congrats Deathwish it appears you have won.

i agree, pb just do your thing already.

In 10th grade, there was this kinda plain good lookin Volleyball girl named Wendy. She had Volleyball ball thighs and emerging yet hefty breasts, dark hair, kinda shaggy.

We had a Civitan LSD Kegger out on a farm. She was there.

I almost fucked her.

Ghost Dog_TSGK wrote:Con pretty much has you pegged.

You are freakishly upset about this to the point I have to wonder if you will even play with any legitimacy, who's to say you haven't dropped 50 on a private cheat because you seem to know what's going to go down regardless of the fact that you know none of us, barely played any of us.

You fit the description of a heated child willing to do whats necessary to win. I don't think you would beat pincus (in a real match fuck your dusty ss's) let alone beat anyone outside of your homeland.

tldr; why so obsessed?

lawl, i has predicted players like vortex were going to cheat, b4 they cheated, and he had a similar attitude to dw, only much worse. I dont think he would cheat, but if he did it would be in some small way that would give him an advantage that couldnt be disputed.

As for deathwish vs pincus, they are playing 2 different games, deathwish is doing wateva it takes to win, playing it safe, pincus is more of a risk taker who goes for mag headshots most the time. And he plays with an old shitbox, the fat gay.

Also someone needs to start a hl2dm:ob server.

I find all this braggart stuff to be juvenile nonsense.

Deathwish is probably a decent young guy who can play.
Its sad that the community has disintegrated into meh, so much so that the entire U forum is Comedy internet links, questions about other games, and this "I'm better nonsense.

How about some folks play, show some MANUP, have some fun and STFU!

The Argumentalizer wrote:I find all this braggart stuff to be juvenile nonsense.

Deathwish is probably a decent young guy who can play.
Its sad that the community has disintegrated into meh, so much so that the entire U forum is Comedy internet links, questions about other games, and this "I'm better nonsense.

How about some folks play, show some MANUP, have some fun and STFU!

this man speaks the truth

Someone somewhere decided that letting Deathwish freaking out was much funnier that actually beat him. This (these) someone(s) are well known for doing so.

Nutri and PB has nothing to prove to themselves, while DW seems to have this urge of feeling the power of his hl2dm skill accomplishment and wants confirmation that his dedication , in fact, paid well by beating everyone. This is a candy Pb and Nutri are not willing to give, just for shit and giggles. No matter what you guys say about it....

...oh wait..

They never cared about what we say either.

And the bottom line....No matter who wins, even if everyone's cool with the win... if the true goal of this is to figure out who's the best, it's not by having high ping 1v1.

First i challenged poor_billy to a 1v1, he didn't accept, so instead he got nutri-grain to challenge me, I accepted, now he won't own up and play the match.

I've seen "Billy" and "Grain" scrimming vs Eurofags like me (It wasn't the real ones). Some people said it was you ( Deathwich) and shunny.

It wouldn't surpries me if it was someone from the convict country of yours. Due to the fact that there's a billy or a grain getting kille by shunny in his movie while such thing never happened. Also due to the fact that people been seeing various high skilled players from american clans playing with shunny while not on his server.

What's even more fun is that the guy playing as "Billy", clearly aimbotted.

voz wrote:this man speaks the truth

lol why do you even bother?

i mean, at one point i would've thought "you know maybe he just installed hacks to get the screenshot to fuck with bahlk" or "maybe he got the screenshot from a friend" but the whole "i photo shopped a bunch of screens together" was such a retarded, desperate fucking lie it's pretty obvious you've got something to hide, and you don't know shit about anything.

so why not refrain from making posts regarding truthfulness, or even better just stop posting all together. Unless you can photoshop some screenshots of this thread together and tell us how it ends just stfu.

go outside fags.

I'm outside.






















































Kyles window.

Deathwish wrote:First i challenged poor_billy to a 1v1, he didn't accept, so instead he got nutri-grain to challenge me, I accepted, now he won't own up and play the match.

Credits of Da1

hmmmm, has waxman been to Oz?

Awww look at deathwish's cute wee wittle thumbs.

For the record deathwish, I do recall you beating me the last time we played when you asked me for a 1v1 and I said I'd be worthless but I'll play for fun anyway. You tried your utmost hardest to win, then later posted a screen boasting of your win. However, you've never beaten me by heaps outside of that that I can recall. I do recall beating you by heaps on aim arena when I was playing on a regular basis as well as other maps. Specifically when I was in flaS and later in VDuS.

Do yourself a favor and don't bring my name up again when frantically trying to wiggle your e-peen.

Deathwish wins the title "Best Undocumented DM Player in a Non-Competitive Game in the World".

Solution.
He WINS!
Yayyyy.
Congratulations.
Here is your prize:

dude nice ass

You know it!

PEOPLE PEOPLE WE MUST KEEP PEACE, I MEAN JUST LOOK AT THAT ASS

DAT ASS

lmfao^

A butt-noob would think that is a great ass, when in fact it is actually kinda flat.
#moresquatscleans&hex-bar

She is asian though, so her puss-puss probably has a real nice palette/texture.
But don't post a pic of her puss, impala, paradox is prolly frowning enough as it is.

I/m not seeing flat. That does not look like a flat ass to me.
Are you seeing the image from the side?