0_0....this cant be real....

{EE}chEmicalbuRn

2010-06-12 21:41:17

AnnoyingOrange

2010-06-12 21:44:01

Edit*. Lol, nice joke by razer.

Panic

2010-06-12 22:29:40

I'd use it.

ninojman

2010-06-12 23:09:54

Hello, ladies, look at your man, and now back to me. Now back at your man, and now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he starts using Venom, he could look like he hasn’t slept in 130 hours, just like me.

Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat sailing to Kalimdor. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have a chest filled with beta codes to Starcraft 2 you know that game you love. Look at it again, the codes are now for the final product...I'm on a spectral tiger, that’s my mount in WOW. I’m a level 99 Paladin. I rock this joint. Like a level 30 hurricane.

{EE}chEmicalbuRn

2010-06-13 01:10:32

“If an energy drink gives you wings, then this gives you a scram-jet!”
Beta tester #45096-8913-12-A: Bernard H., Australia

“I never thought insomnia would be so much fun.”
Beta tester #99780-1257-04-P: Chris S., Korea

“It’s like Viagra for gamers! I can go on for days.“
Beta tester #71456-8475-95-R: Thomas B., Germany

“I drove from Lisbon to Moscow in one go. It really works!”
Beta tester #80534-6744-22-I: Yvonne B., Russia

“Now I can race 24 hours at LeMans in real time – without changing the driver.”
Beta tester #10901-2743-65-L: Benny S., France
Note: Razer is not liable for any bodily damage or harm done to users of Venom. By joining the beta testing, testers have signed indemnity forms that voids any forms of responsibility on the part of Razer.

fuck gaming, i can finally cross off driving from Lisbon to Moscow in one go from my "to do before i die" list

Ko-Tao

2010-06-13 03:13:35

Lil late to the april fools party arent they?

L2K_GENOCIDE

2010-06-13 05:33:22

I wonder what it will say if I try to place an order.

"Thank you for purchasing venom. Your order has been placed and is non refundable."

Click accept.

*Click*

APRIL FOOLS

DAMIT!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyAsh-VBFy0

Viperbird

2010-06-13 05:41:11

must be logitech owners... Razer emails me, got that one on Apr. 1st

Paradox

2010-06-13 19:02:48

Rofl :P