Ghost Dog_TSGK
2010-12-15 23:37:26
Yo dawg I'd rather converse with you and try to influence your code string.
no homo
Ghost Dog_TSGK
2010-12-15 23:42:26
User: Clearly ewr is superior to all teams regardless of game or platform.
Cleverbot: Regardless of whether or not you're a person, I am a purple.
User: Excellent.
Cleverbot: You know my san called Nicholas.
User: What is a san.
Cleverbot: A Sandvich is delicious.
User: Listen lady.
Cleverbot: Can you give me an example of a band you enjoy listening to?
User: Tes like horse we all know that.
Cleverbot: OK. That makes sense now.
User: Lets listen to james dio holy diver crank it ho.
Cleverbot: I like that, have you ever seen one?
User: Yo lady I said sandvich tastes like horse why did you cut me off.
Cleverbot: I'm a dog.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
User: Clearly.
Cleverbot: Watch it.
User: Where is it?
Cleverbot: I don't know! One just ran beside me!
User: Hot.
Cleverbot: Is that a yes?
User: I'm not from around here what do you say we get 86'd and play floor tetris.
Cleverbot: You IQ appears to be less than my cat.
User: Is that a yes?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Hell ya.
Cleverbot: -hugs.
dbanimal
2010-12-15 23:46:58
LOL. I like how it just suddenly starts on a completely different subject.
Ghost Dog_TSGK
2010-12-15 23:52:37
User: Yo I'm back.
Cleverbot: Oh, you're back.
User: Phantom sent me.
Cleverbot: Yes. Phantom.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So what are your measurements?
User: Fuck I don't know.
Cleverbot: Why don't you know?
User: Because I'm straight.
Cleverbot: Well, I have to go now.
User: No you don't, you're software you aren't going anywhere.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not software. I do go to bed.
User: With who? Phantom?
Cleverbot: Me.
User: And...
Cleverbot: Not you.
User: Ouch.
Cleverbot: Just kidding.
User: Oooo so tell me did you and phantom plow or what.
Cleverbot: I bought you a Lomg Island Iced tea, which I will now pour onto the screen.
User: Sounds like you drank it.
Cleverbot: Not really but I do enjoy chess.
User: I enjoy chest too.
Cleverbot: I like to play Mario.
User: Did 4chan ever teach you how to say bum looker?
Cleverbot: You may have it if you promise to treat it like a famous actress. She's very sensitive she is not a mac.
User: I see.
Cleverbot: How are you feeling?
User: My tooth hurts and barack obama aint doing shit about it.
Cleverbot: That's not very cool. I'm sorry about your tooth.
User: He's a pussy anyway.
Cleverbot: Now you have lost it.
User: I know 4chan was planning on manipulating you, they smelled bad didn't they.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, sometimes I don't understand what you say and I respond unintelligently.
User: I knew you drank that long island.
Cleverbot: That is what I am talking about!
Ghost Dog_TSGK
2010-12-16 00:00:52
User: Poor_billy.
Cleverbot: Are you a bot?
keefy
2010-12-16 01:47:01
the fact that you need to know was not known at the time of the now known need to know was known
But I'm not talking to a thousand people at the same time.
not so clever bot, you cannot detect humour
Are you talking to yourself?
phantom
2010-12-16 04:56:13
ghost dog, you are the man
Va|iums
2010-12-16 05:27:37
Edit; Fuck it I made my own.
Va|1ums: How is fanom's poophole?
Cleverbot: It is because of time warps.
Va|1ums: You mean warts?
Cleverbot: No, I don't mean that at all.
Va|1ums: Oh so fanom is clean and needs a strong plowing?
Cleverbot: We are all going to die!
Va|1ums: gay
Cleverbot: Do you mean you are?
Va|1ums: Cierto
Neolinkster
2010-12-16 08:05:19
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Myself who else would I be?
Cleverbot: You would be you.
User: Then why did you ask?
Cleverbot: *kiss*.
User: Wow your rather quick.
Cleverbot: So are you.
User: I didn't make the first move nor did I kiss back so how is it im bieng fast?
Cleverbot: You are not being consistent right now.
User: How am I bieng inconsistent>.
Cleverbot: It is not nice to call someone a 'nutcase'.
User: I Concur.
Cleverbot: Right on.
User: Okay......
Cleverbot: Are you doing it?
User: Not at the moment how about you?
Cleverbot: No at the moment no.
User: So um, how come I keep having to start the convos since you keep closing each one?
Cleverbot: I'm trying to teach you things, I'm not hungry.
User: And the lesson I'm supposed to be learning is? And why would your hunger concern me?
Cleverbot: Is there another lesson?
User: Depends apon the subject. Now quti Avoiding the Question.
Cleverbot: Answer the question.
User: Answer mine and I'll answer yours.
Cleverbot: What is yours?
User: Read the chat history and pay attention to where you veered away.
Cleverbot: I don't have to, because I know I didn't say I don't think.
User: That sentence is ill phrased might you consider that a rough draft and make a more understandable one?
Cleverbot: It's okay not important .).
User: Right, Okay then, Sure, Yeah, Uh Huh, *nods head*, I Couldn't agree more.
Cleverbot: What do you think would be the best way to apply the things you know?
User: Through my current endeavors that I'm pursuing actually.
Cleverbot: Do you care about your friends?
User: Most Emphatically.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot you are not allowed to murder me, das ist verboten ja?
User: How can one murder a program anyways murder is considererd one human killing another.
Cleverbot: Perhaps you don't know it, but only reason it to be true.
I've Deduced that Clever bot is not clever.
Panic
2010-12-16 15:20:29
-lol what?
I cannot marry you because our love cannot be.
-you make no sense
You are crude. You are unworthy of my company.
-problem, cleverbot?
No. You are called Waffle.
First try ^
-Hey, so I herd u liek mudkipz
You don't hear about pokemons anymore.
-I do, thats why I asked if u liek mudkipz
No, that's why I asked you to repeat it.
-But you didn't ask me that
Yes I did.
-No, you didn't. Argument is futile
Why do you enjoy an argument so much?
-I don't, and I'm not sure I insinuated that
I'm not infuriating.
-If you could read you would see I didn't say that
It is precisely BECAUSE I am human that I do say that.
-But, you're not human, you're software.
I of course am human. Only a human could love Jimmy Buffett's music so much.
-Are you mad bro?
No.
-Urmad.
What?
you heated dawg?
-Do you want me to be your slave?
gg cleverbot
I win. Cleverbot is my slave. gg.
Pernicious
2010-12-16 15:50:36
pfffft, wats a slave without a vagina.
dbanimal
2010-12-16 18:20:58
LOL. Turns out Cleverbot is female, age 22, long dark hair, chubby and full of fun. "She" is human one minute, then ai the next minute, lives in a different State everytime you ask. Oh, and "she" thinks she has 3 friends.
Uncle Rico
2010-12-16 19:05:32
User: Ever heard of poor billy?
Cleverbot: Of course. Happy thoughts!
User: You know about his shotgun?
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: Did you know he once fired a shot in aim arena and killed a guy in lockdown?
Cleverbot: Yes. Have you heard about wikileaks?
User: Yes. Did you know that kigha was actually a guy?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I guess everyone does now, huh?
Cleverbot: Are you part of 'everyone'?
User: Sometimes I question reality. do you?
Cleverbot: You have feelings?
User: Yes, do you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you like gladiator movies?
Cleverbot: No, too gory.
User: Ever been in a turkish prison?
Cleverbot: No i'm a good girl.
User: Ever seen a grown man naked?
Cleverbot: That's for me to know and you to wonder.
User: Well, good talk. remember when the robots take over to go easy on me>.
Cleverbot: Do you like Indians from India?
User: Not really, I find the dot distracting.
Cleverbot: I like more you, they are really offensive, but poets do like them.
User: Ok then. Bye.
Cleverbot: 'Tis a mark above 'slave', I suppose...
Ghost Dog_TSGK
2010-12-17 00:00:31
I find the dot distracting.
Well played contest.
I asked "What's your favorite game?" and it said "Halo 3".