Clans-United Banner Contest

Maxtasy

2011-01-02 03:11:00

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Design Contest


Hello everyone,

Clans-United decided its time for a new and improved look! Therefor we will be arranging a design contest where the winner will decide the new banner of this league. Afterwards we will re-design the rest to fit this winning banner. To make this a bit more interesting we decided to give out a 1 year hosting pack to the winner !!

Here are the guidelines and rules:

-/!\- Size 810px * 100 to 140px

-/!\- Must have the text "Clans-United HL2DM League" and the CU logo in it. you can find the logo here

-/!\- The CU-logo color theme should be respected. The general color-theme is free.

-/!\- If u made a banner, post it in the Banner Submission Topic.

-/!\- The top 3 banners will be chosen by the CU community, then the admin team will decide the winner.

-/!\- Winner has to provide the .psd with all layers

Here are some examples for the banner so you get the idea:
(click images to enlarge.)


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Prize:

Webhosting package:
Duration 12 months
Webspace: 3000 MB
Monthly traffic: 60 GB
1 domain name included (.eu .com .net .org .info .name .nl . be)
Unlimited Mail accounts
DirectAdmin Cpanel

We wish you all good luck and we hope to see alot of awesome ideas!

Clans-United Team

provost

2011-01-02 16:53:10

Maxtasy wrote: Winner has to provide the .psd with all layers

Hello!

First of all thanks for letting us people here know about your contest and giving us the chance to win .

Just one thing, if you want quality, give quality. I almost laughed out loud when I clicked the link to the logo and it was a low-res jpg (not even png). There must be a .PSD of that logo and you should provide it. not everyone will be able to open it, but you dont want people with only paint installed making your banners.

I'd give it a shot, but quality material will be submitted if quality material is provided by you guys in the first place.

(imo)

Maxtasy

2011-01-03 20:18:52

couldnt find higher resulution file, sorry but must got lost in the chaos. :) should be big enough for a banner with 140 max hight though. and its uncompressed jpg (same quality as png)
there are already some good looking banners so far, so keep them coming!

Panic

2011-01-03 21:21:07

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Rough idea I did in paint, if you like it, I'll do it in photoshop later.

(yes it looks like shit, hence ms paint/rough idea)

provost

2011-01-03 21:36:25

I can't tell if panic is serious or not. 8D

Va|iums

2011-01-03 21:46:27

Panic wrote:Image

Rough idea I did in paint, if you like it, I'll do it in photoshop later.

(yes it looks like shit, hence ms paint/rough idea)
notsureifsrs.gif

I lol'd

Panic

2011-01-03 22:30:14

wuts srs

Fearsome*

2011-01-03 23:38:30

The rest of the countries are not going to vote for a Swedish logo.

Va|iums

2011-01-04 00:31:50

Fearsome* wrote:The rest of the countries are not going to vote for a Swedish logo.
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provost

2011-01-04 00:36:03

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Uncle Rico

2011-01-04 01:12:15

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chickenmobile

2011-01-04 01:50:53

Uncle Rico wrote:Image
Lol I want that one.

<kyle>

2011-01-04 04:38:33

Uncle Rico wrote:
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I giggled just like Rico when I saw this.

koncentrate

2011-01-04 21:01:26

Uncle Rico wrote:
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u think u can make a whole webpage with this logo?

if u allow i would post this in the cu contest topic :D :D :D

provost

2011-01-05 00:48:45

Uncle Rico wrote:
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Had to pay Rico's work a tribute;

http://fprovost.ca/clam/clam.html

[EYE] Valar

2011-01-05 01:29:33

provost wrote:Image
would expect no less from con. pure and complete win.
give the man his prize.

P.S.
while you're at it, con, would you brush up my logo a tad? looks doll now next to your work.

chickenmobile

2011-01-05 02:22:24

provost wrote:
Uncle Rico wrote:
clams.png
Had to pay Rico's work a tribute;

http://fprovost.ca/clam/clam.html
I had a fuken seizure when I watched that.






I'm joking.

Uncle Rico

2011-01-05 02:59:41

koncentrate wrote:
Uncle Rico wrote:
clams.png
u think u can make a whole webpage with this logo?

if u allow i would post this in the cu contest topic :D :D :D
It was made for shits and giggles, kon. Use it wherever you like.

Uncle Rico

2011-01-05 03:03:10

provost wrote:
Uncle Rico wrote:
clams.png
Had to pay Rico's work a tribute;

http://fprovost.ca/clam/clam.html
My god man! The page was blank until I clicked a few times, and then I beheld a true triumph of human spirit and ingenuity. Thank you, kind sir.

provost

2011-01-05 04:35:33

[EYE] Valar wrote:while you're at it, con, would you brush up my logo a tad? looks doll now next to your work.
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PSD: http://fprovost.ca/valar/valar_psd.psd

voz

2011-01-05 04:58:37

damn that looks nice , pro skills con.

[EYE] Valar

2011-01-05 10:49:59

provost wrote:
[EYE] Valar wrote:while you're at it, con, would you brush up my logo a tad? looks doll now next to your work.
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PSD: http://fprovost.ca/valar/valar_psd.psd

thanks lol but i meant the CU logo, not my avatar. :P

-N-i-x-

2011-01-05 11:49:57

heheh yeah, me and val made the cu logo ^^
its not pro but i do like the clean feeling it has.. it took us ages to get there though :P

haven't seen you submit anything yet val, still planning on it?

oh and for the ones here to lazy to browse to all 12 pages of submittions ill summerise my fav's so far :

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my personal preference still goes to provost his banner though, but i'm not the only one deciding, and the deadline is still about a week away :)

oh and to the american side of hl2dm , as you can see there are allot of 1on1 events and 2v2 cups going on in cu, you are still very welcome to participate.. using an east-coast server i'm sure the ping won't pose that much of a problem. CU is still very much alive ;)

Greetz,
Nix

provost

2011-01-05 14:57:16

[EYE] Valar wrote: thanks lol but i meant the CU logo, not my avatar. :P
xD

{EE}chEmicalbuRn

2011-01-05 16:46:15

provost wrote:
Uncle Rico wrote:
clams.png
Had to pay Rico's work a tribute;

http://fprovost.ca/clam/clam.html

started watching that and woke up 2 hours later in a pile of vomit and white foam. thanks a lot.

voz

2011-01-05 19:13:46

-N-i-x- wrote:heheh yeah, me and val made the cu logo ^^
its not pro but i do like the clean feeling it has.. it took us ages to get there though :P

haven't seen you submit anything yet val, still planning on it?

oh and for the ones here to lazy to browse to all 12 pages of submittions ill summerise my fav's so far :

Image
Image
Image
Image

my personal preference still goes to provost his banner though, but i'm not the only one deciding, and the deadline is still about a week away :)

oh and to the american side of hl2dm , as you can see there are allot of 1on1 events and 2v2 cups going on in cu, you are still very welcome to participate.. using an east-coast server i'm sure the ping won't pose that much of a problem. CU is still very much alive ;)

Greetz,
Nix
The third one with the 3D effect looks real nice, that's my favorite so far.

[EYE] Valar

2011-01-06 00:10:21

-N-i-x- wrote:heheh yeah, me and val made the cu logo ^^
its not pro but i do like the clean feeling it has.. it took us ages to get there though :P

haven't seen you submit anything yet val, still planning on it?
nah, i'd rather enjoy the logo "you and con" will come up with ;) looks promising.

-N-i-x-

2011-01-06 00:29:30

[EYE] Valar wrote:
-N-i-x- wrote:heheh yeah, me and val made the cu logo ^^
its not pro but i do like the clean feeling it has.. it took us ages to get there though :P

haven't seen you submit anything yet val, still planning on it?
nah, i'd rather enjoy the logo "you and con" will come up with ;) looks promising.
oki, if i understand it correctly ur upset because i gave myself credits working with you on the cu logo?

np mate.. i'd like to rephrase previous statement, val made the logo, i was only supporting him in the background ^^

better? :]

edit: and don't worry, i promised you credits, so when the new design is up and running your name will be in the credits line ;)

provost

2011-01-06 01:40:08

-N-i-x- wrote:
oki, if i understand it correctly ur upset because i gave myself credits working with you on the cu logo?
I think you didnt understand correctly.
:sketchy:

Nutri-Grain

2011-01-06 01:45:45

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The Argumentalizer

2011-01-06 01:57:25

Whatever you pick, nix the gayass blue.

And add some burning cars and burkas!

Edit(Shut the Fuck Up Voz!)
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Shoobie

2011-01-06 03:22:04

Hmm, paki flag for a european league?

provost

2011-01-06 05:22:10

asieurope

The Argumentalizer

2011-01-06 05:56:57

Well, it doesn't have that Gay Blue color and you won't have to change anything 10 years from now, when the Muslims will be a majority and implement Sharia law and make your women look like ghosts.

At least you'll own your wife then.
But sorry, no more gaming for you.
Allah doesn't allow that shit.

the_big_cheese

2011-01-06 06:02:49

The Argumentalizer wrote:Well, it doesn't have that Gay Blue color and you won't have to change anything 10 years from now, when the Muslims will be a majority and implement Sharia law and make your women look like ghosts.

At least you'll own your wife then.
But sorry, no more gaming for you.
Allah doesn't allow that shit.
umad?

Va|iums

2011-01-06 09:04:09

The Argumentalizer wrote:Well, it doesn't have that Gay Blue color and you won't have to change anything 10 years from now, when the Muslims will be a majority and implement Sharia law and make your women look like ghosts.

At least you'll own your wife then.
But sorry, no more gaming for you.
Allah doesn't allow that shit.
.....

This time I just have no words for Impala.

{EE}chEmicalbuRn

2011-01-06 17:05:31

Va|iums wrote:
The Argumentalizer wrote:Well, it doesn't have that Gay Blue color and you won't have to change anything 10 years from now, when the Muslims will be a majority and implement Sharia law and make your women look like ghosts.

At least you'll own your wife then.
But sorry, no more gaming for you.
Allah doesn't allow that shit.
.....

This time I just have no words for Impala.
lmao. i fucking love you impala

Pernicious

2011-01-06 18:22:09

hmmm, gotta organise some lynch mobs, ASAP.

[EYE] Valar

2011-01-06 20:36:27

{EE}chEmicalbuRn wrote:
Va|iums wrote:
The Argumentalizer wrote:Well, it doesn't have that Gay Blue color and you won't have to change anything 10 years from now, when the Muslims will be a majority and implement Sharia law and make your women look like ghosts.

At least you'll own your wife then.
But sorry, no more gaming for you.
Allah doesn't allow that shit.
.....

This time I just have no words for Impala.
lmao. i fucking love you impala
reading Impala's words is the wrong way to go. you should imagine him saying it. then it all makes perfect sense.

dbanimal

2011-01-06 21:52:43

ROFL!

Allah FTL.

-N-i-x-

2011-01-07 00:16:17

Criticizing the level of retardation of the Islam when the US is still completely dominated by equally retarded Christianity.. hypocrites ^^

sry couldn't resist ;)

provost

2011-01-07 00:18:41

OH BOY getting popcorn brb

Mr. Nervous

2011-01-07 01:11:38

shitstorm incoming.

Panic

2011-01-07 01:15:40

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provost

2011-01-07 03:05:16

[EYE] Valar wrote:while you're at it, con, would you brush up my the CU logo a tad ?
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Had some time to kill during lunch, just throwing out ideas.

{EE}chEmicalbuRn

2011-01-07 04:57:44

provost wrote:OH BOY getting popcorn brb
pass me a beer man, this should be good.

The Argumentalizer

2011-01-07 06:36:51

-N-i-x- wrote:Criticizing the level of retardation of the Islam when the US is still completely dominated by equally retarded Christianity.. hypocrites ^^

sry couldn't resist ;)
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You blasphemous Atheist Communist No good leftist nihilistic sophist degenerate...

Christ loves you!! Don't you know that asshole.

Pernicious

2011-01-07 06:57:06

The Argumentalizer wrote:Christ loves you!! Don't you know that asshole.
Even if he is muslum?

Blasphemy

2011-01-07 07:30:25

The Argumentalizer wrote:
-N-i-x- wrote:Criticizing the level of retardation of the Islam when the US is still completely dominated by equally retarded Christianity.. hypocrites ^^

sry couldn't resist ;)
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You blasphemous Atheist Communist No good leftist nihilistic sophist degenerate...

Christ loves you!! Don't you know that asshole.
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Uncle Rico

2011-01-07 07:35:38

{Rx}Crowbar Ninja DJ Z3R0

2011-01-07 07:38:12

provost wrote:
[EYE] Valar wrote:while you're at it, con, would you brush up my the CU logo a tad ?
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Had some time to kill during lunch, just throwing out ideas.
Green looks like a mind warp which is cool but hard on the eyes. Great color.

All solid shape looks nice though.

chickenmobile

2011-01-07 08:31:52

Pernicious wrote:Even if he is muslum?
lol.
I bet Christ is a Robot ninja alien. Cause that is just awesome.

Va|iums

2011-01-07 09:28:12

The Argumentalizer wrote:
-N-i-x- wrote:Criticizing the level of retardation of the Islam when the US is still completely dominated by equally retarded Christianity.. hypocrites ^^

sry couldn't resist ;)
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You blasphemous Atheist Communist No good leftist nihilistic sophist degenerate...

Christ loves you!! Don't you know that asshole.
Christ is dead. He doesn't care about anyone because he's fucking part of ancient soil by now. He was a radical sectarian Jew like hundreds of other Jews and non-pagan religious leaders before him that thought himself as the worlds messiah that died by Roman hands. Just because Constantine the Great single handidly ensured Christianity's success doesn't mean he's the son of god.


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Panic

2011-01-07 09:51:14

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The Argumentalizer

2011-01-08 10:01:53

Valiums, are you sure that is all Christ is?
Laying aside the Wikipedia/Associate Professor/Leftist Liberal Arts view of religion and history, is that all the impact Christ has on Western Culture?

Seems to me, even if you don't believe in God or the Messiah literally, you are missing something.
Something like the impact of Christ the Philosopher/Thinker/Moralist.

No discussion of Western Culture can be serious without completely surveying the Greeks/Romans/Christ/Catholic/Reformation/Human Rights/Civil Rights legacy.

Since you are so educated, you should admit Christ is more than dead physically.
Whether you believe or not, the results of his stay on earth is inexorable, undeniable, and pervasive.
Your You Tube response misses the mark by a mile.

Sorry to hijack this good thread.

Pernicious

2011-01-08 10:19:12

The Argumentalizer wrote:Something like the impact of Christ the Philosopher/Thinker/Moralist.
BAH!
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The Argumentalizer

2011-01-08 13:09:18

Easy for you to say!

I hope a Croc eats your ass, and you survive

-N-i-x-

2011-01-08 14:14:23

Christ certainly had his impact.. millions of murders where committed in his name and in the name of his dad -.-
Imho religion is only an indicator on how stupid humanity can be.. that goes for all cults tbh..

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but hey, who am i to question the divined .. ;)

Pernicious

2011-01-08 14:48:40

If ur going to believe in the bible then it should be the original, and by that i mean the story written by the ancient sumarians that says aliens came to earth and made humans from hominids or wateva. Hey, its more likely.

Ko-Tao

2011-01-08 16:00:35

Pernicious wrote:...the story written by the ancient sumarians that says aliens came to earth and made humans from hominids...
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provost

2011-01-08 17:40:49

Panic

2011-01-08 20:23:37

Ko-Tao wrote: Image
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Mr. Nervous

2011-01-08 20:40:15

provost wrote:http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=45427


wait what?
From their site: "Is This Church a Racist Organization?

No. We believe that God has a special place in society everyone, no matter how unintelligent and ugly they are."

If they're not trolling... Humanity has just reached a new low point.

The Argumentalizer

2011-01-09 02:28:37

-N-i-x- wrote:Christ certainly had his impact.. millions of murders where committed in his name and in the name of his dad -.-
Imho religion is only an indicator on how stupid humanity can be.. that goes for all cults tbh..

Image

but hey, who am i to question the divined .. ;)
What the fuck do you mean by MURDERS!?
And MURDERS in his name???? In the Millions!?!?

Where do you get this retarded nonsense.
You equate intelligence with a lack of belief in a higher power!??!
I suppose that automatically and conveniently make you smart or something.
Nevermind your idea is an embarassment to logic.

<kyle>

2011-01-09 06:04:23

this?
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ninojman

2011-01-09 06:05:30

<kyle> wrote:this?
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legit, that is what i think of when I think europe

Sacrifist

2011-01-09 07:04:02

I find it amazing that this BANNER thread has gone off topic into the realm of religion lol. This community blows me away sometimes. Lots of funny stuff in here and some really good banners as well.

Pernicious

2011-01-09 08:34:42

We are all a bunch of weirdos.

Blasphemy

2011-01-09 13:02:00

Mr. Nervous wrote:
From their site: "Is This Church a Racist Organization?

No. We believe that God has a special place in society everyone, no matter how unintelligent and ugly they are."

If they're not trolling... Humanity has just reached a new low point.
I'ts like the onion.

koncentrate

2011-01-09 16:07:41

ninojman wrote:
<kyle> wrote:this?
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legit, that is what i think of when I think europe

srs?

Uncle Rico

2011-01-09 18:56:26

Va|iums

2011-01-09 23:06:33

I admit religion makes everything easy Impala, but I prefer doing things the hard way.

Take for instance an annoying question from wife/girlfriend; "Honey why do are you so oppressive and beat me so much?"

Response 1 from a history major; "Well honey, western civilization has generally been a patriarchical one where Christiniaty introduced several major reforms in the way of being able to divorce or leave a partner. Christian reforms under Constantine began requiring the only the way a woman may leave her spouse is to prove that he raped her, or that he was a murderer, unfortunately for the woman this was almost impossible to prove in the new ecclasiastical court system dominated by misogynist judges who favored men in partnership disputes. Even if the woman should prove succesfull in being granted divorce she would then have to give up her material ownings. Conversely the male in the relationship had to only prove infedelity in the relationship or that the woman practices "withcraft" (non christian belief) to divorce his partner making it extremely easy for the male. Over time this both perceived and legal imbalance of treatment of women became ingrained in the culture of Western civilization where the woman was then through many generations subjegated to educations favoring cooking or household arts only until now".

Response 2 from redneck; "Its gods will"

As much as I'd like to give response #2 to annoying questions of why we beat women I'd just rather tell them the hard way.

-N-i-x-

2011-01-10 00:04:53

The Argumentalizer wrote:
-N-i-x- wrote:Christ certainly had his impact.. millions of murders where committed in his name and in the name of his dad -.-
Imho religion is only an indicator on how stupid humanity can be.. that goes for all cults tbh..

Image

but hey, who am i to question the divined .. ;)
What the fuck do you mean by MURDERS!?
And MURDERS in his name???? In the Millions!?!?

Where do you get this retarded nonsense.
You equate intelligence with a lack of belief in a higher power!??!
I suppose that automatically and conveniently make you smart or something.
Nevermind your idea is an embarassment to logic.
oh i'm sorry.. you don't call it murders do you..?
whats your word.. cleansing of the human race.. removing hedens.. claiming gods holy land by means of a holy and righteous battle..

dunno who confused my interpretation of the church with hitler.. but tbh he's far off.. compared to the pope hitler is only a small time criminal..
the pope murders thousands of people a day, true the spreading of aids, rape and abuse of little boys by his loyal priests, provoking 'holy wars' by condamning the un-worthy..
not to speak of all the retards that think they are allowed to abuse their women because they believe this fairytale..
you know, one of our archbishops recently made following statement(with the approval of rome) : "Aids is a punishment by god, the people who have it deserve this horrible death!"
now try telling that to the many poor african girls that have been raped and abused whitout the use of condoms (why don't they use those again?) ..

But your ungrounded arguments and desperate attempt to deny the obvious make for some good entertainment though , keep it up ;)

@ provost: i'm shocked.. human retardation obviously knows no limits.. and i thought i had seen it all after bush, biggest joke in recent history..
Edit: apparently its only a parody on religion.. a very elaborate one though.. ^^

Nutri-Grain

2011-01-10 02:27:03

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the_big_cheese

2011-01-10 02:50:10

-N-i-x- wrote: oh i'm sorry.. you don't call it murders do you..?
whats your word.. cleansing of the human race.. removing hedens.. claiming gods holy land by means of a holy and righteous battle..
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Batter

2011-01-10 02:50:46

I agree with nix, religion is a stupid concept created by dependent people who need to feel secure about their lives and death. I also agree that this forum shouldn't go this far off topic into something so incredibly stupid. Last I checked this forum is based on a game, not idiocy

Uncle Rico

2011-01-10 04:10:48

Batter wrote:Last I checked this forum is based on a game, not idiocy
When the fuck was that?

provost

2011-01-10 05:10:39

Uncle Rico wrote:
Batter wrote:Last I checked this forum is based on a game, not idiocy
When the fuck was that?
:lol:

ninojman

2011-01-10 05:22:15

Batter wrote:I agree with nix, religion is a stupid concept created by dependent people who need to feel secure about their lives and death. I also agree that this forum shouldn't go this far off topic into something so incredibly stupid. Last I checked this forum is based on a game, not idiocy

you joined in sep 2010 and you say this? You sir are a retard.

Ko-Tao

2011-01-10 05:26:58

Batter wrote:Last I checked this forum is based on a game, not idiocy
Hi, you must be new here.

Welcome to the U!

Blasphemy

2011-01-10 08:33:45

Batter wrote:I agree with nix, religion is a stupid concept created by dependent people who need to feel secure about their lives and death. I also agree that this forum shouldn't go this far off topic into something so incredibly stupid. Last I checked this forum is based on a game, not idiocy
2010 poster.

Va|iums

2011-01-10 10:19:48

Batter wrote:I agree with nix, religion is a stupid concept created by dependent people who need to feel secure about their lives and death. I also agree that this forum shouldn't go this far off topic into something so incredibly stupid. Last I checked this forum is based on a game, not idiocy
the FUCK you talkin bout this is hl2dmu

The Argumentalizer

2011-01-10 14:45:36

"dunno who confused my interpretation of the church with hitler.. but tbh he's far off.. compared to the pope hitler is only a small time criminal..
the pope murders thousands of people a day, true the spreading of aids, rape and abuse of little boys by his loyal priests, provoking 'holy wars' by condamning the un-worthy.. "

What a Euroretard. Eurotrash. Ignorant of his own civilizations greatness.
Poorly educated in Socialist Gubbmint schools.

Provoking Holy Wars!?!? I suppose the Persians and Ottoman ISLAMISTS were all innocent bystanders.
Let's not forget the Occupation of Greece for 200 years!

This kind thing is so ignorant and stupid. MURDER. I suppose you think the US murdered Japanese people in WWII.

You are so fucking stupid, you don't even know the difference between MURDER and Warfare. Dummy.

Blasphemy

2011-01-10 16:54:46

I can totally see Impala.

Link

Uncle Rico

2011-01-10 19:01:47

Blasphemy wrote:I can totally see Impala.

Link
Hahahahaha. Perfect.

CellarDweller

2011-01-10 19:06:28

-N-i-x- wrote:Criticizing the level of retardation of the Islam when the US is still completely dominated by equally retarded Christianity.. hypocrites ^^

sry couldn't resist ;)
this is my favorite. cause its so true! i mean look at that disgusting "god hates fags" church. amirite? just the other day i read about them beheading another atheist. and that time they blew up a rock concert? man o man that was tragic. its only a matter of time before one them stones their own daughter to death for dating a non-christian.

and ALL the other christian churches just follow the leader. they are just so dominating! never a bad word about them. never a resprisal. disgusting.

here's another list of disgusting churches doing disgusting disaster relief work that benevolent governments are too incompetent or unwilling to handle or...

Adventist Community Relief
American Jewish World Service
Baptist Global Response
Catholic Relief Services
Christian Aid Ministries
Compassion International
Episcopal Relief and Development
Interfaith Disaster Recovery Network
Lutheran Church Missouri
North American Mission Board for the Southern Baptists
Operation Blessing International
Presbyterian Disaster Assistance
Salvation Army
Service International
Samaritan's Purse
United Methodist Committee on Relief
World Vision

-N-i-x-

2011-01-10 19:12:32

The Argumentalizer wrote:"dunno who confused my interpretation of the church with hitler.. but tbh he's far off.. compared to the pope hitler is only a small time criminal..
the pope murders thousands of people a day, true the spreading of aids, rape and abuse of little boys by his loyal priests, provoking 'holy wars' by condamning the un-worthy.. "

What a Euroretard. Eurotrash. Ignorant of his own civilizations greatness.
Poorly educated in Socialist Gubbmint schools.

Provoking Holy Wars!?!? I suppose the Persians and Ottoman ISLAMISTS were all innocent bystanders.
Let's not forget the Occupation of Greece for 200 years!

This kind thing is so ignorant and stupid. MURDER. I suppose you think the US murdered Japanese people in WWII.

You are so fucking stupid, you don't even know the difference between MURDER and Warfare. Dummy.
they did it , so we can do it to.. Nice argument :D

seriously, warfare over beliefs is not murder? the billions that have been killed true the course of history only because they believed something else.. thats ok?

common.. you will have to do better then that :D :D

ps. my country is based on liberal principles as is 90% of Europe, and the schools have been completely separated from ideological influences since 1958. oh but i'm the ignorant one right? ;)

if you wanna insult me at least get ur facts straight -.-

CellarDweller

2011-01-10 19:27:27

here's a test for you nix, regarding your theory of christianity being equally as retarded islam.

you are in a room with a radical christian and a radical muslim. you draw a picture of muhammad fucking christ in the ass.

which one will kill you?

provost

2011-01-10 19:28:09

a wild super saiyan impala appears.

-N-i-x-

2011-01-10 19:32:42

well i'm pretty sure they will just kill each other.. :P

or i just tell them its gods will and the Muslim will fuck the Christian in the ass..

provost

2011-01-10 19:34:34

CellarDweller wrote:here's a test for you nix, regarding your theory of christianity being equally as retarded islam.

you are in a room with a radical christian and a radical muslim. you draw a picture of muhammad fucking christ in the ass.

which one will kill you?
If they're really radical they'll be done mutually killing each other way before you're done drawing.
Unless you bring a stencil.







But that's not the point.

ninojman

2011-01-10 20:51:56

[quote="-N-i-x]
ps. my country is based on liberal principles as is 90% of Europe, and the schools have been completely separated from ideological influences since 1958. oh but i'm the ignorant one right? ;)

if you wanna insult me at least get ur facts straight -.-[/quote]


if the shoe fits...

DIE_bastards

2011-01-10 20:58:41

CellarDweller wrote:which one will kill you?
Impala, the rest won't even notice Nix

dbanimal

2011-01-10 21:42:01

Well this thread is certainly going to Hell in a big hurry!

The only thing I can agree with here is that all religions have their own interpretation of how things happened, and some of the ways these religions show their faith is just plain awful. All I know is your life will eventually come to an end and you will be answering to someone so you best be prepared, unless of course, you believe you came from the Earth and you simply go back to the Earth and have no soul.

I'm sure what I'm about to say will cause Hell to break loose and I will be shunned out of the community by most of you but I have no fear in admitting that I DO believe in God and have accepted Christ as my Saviour. It's my choice and what I believe in. If you don't like it, tough!

BTW, Super awesome job on the banner Con!!

CellarDweller

2011-01-10 21:55:04

DIE_bastards wrote:
CellarDweller wrote:which one will kill you?
Impala, the rest won't even notice Nix

:lol:

-N-i-x-

2011-01-10 22:03:03

don't take me wrong, ur free to believe whatever the hell u want.. just don't kill others for believing something else ^^

I have no problem with the people who believe, but with the mass murdering institutes that represent them, and the brainwashing they do to impose ridicules immoral value's that change this world for the worse.

@ninojman: i don't recall insulting anyone..

CellarDweller

2011-01-10 22:46:44

-N-i-x- wrote:...impose ridicules immoral value's that change this world for the worse...
passed right over that post listing huge faith based organizations providing disaster relief, eh?

:?

Pernicious

2011-01-11 00:08:47

dbanimal wrote:Well this thread is certainly going to Hell in a big hurry!

The only thing I can agree with here is that all religions have their own interpretation of how things happened, and some of the ways these religions show their faith is just plain awful. All I know is your life will eventually come to an end and you will be answering to someone so you best be prepared, unless of course, you believe you came from the Earth and you simply go back to the Earth and have no soul.

I'm sure what I'm about to say will cause Hell to break loose and I will be shunned out of the community by most of you but I have no fear in admitting that I DO believe in God and have accepted Christ as my Saviour. It's my choice and what I believe in. If you don't like it, tough!

BTW, Super awesome job on the banner Con!!
I think pretending to know anything about what we are is egotistical and self indulgent, the universe is a complicated place, all u really know is that u dont know shit. Theories are healthier then beliefs.

[EYE] Valar

2011-01-11 00:18:36

CellarDweller wrote:here's a test for you nix, regarding your theory of christianity being equally as retarded islam.

you are in a room with a radical christian and a radical muslim. you draw a picture of muhammad fucking christ in the ass.

which one will kill you?
could you explain this analogy? cause i think i can read it wrong.

Va|iums

2011-01-11 01:19:36

CellarDweller wrote:
-N-i-x- wrote:...impose ridicules immoral value's that change this world for the worse...
passed right over that post listing huge faith based organizations providing disaster relief, eh?

:?
There aren't any Islamic faith based relief organizations globally? I just got done doing stats studies on all sorts of this shit. Unsurprisingly the majority of faith based relief programs are either pressured or only favor state administrations favorable to their beliefs. I.E. Christian relief programs by a wide disparity give far more money to non muslim states in crisis, and conversely Islamic charities gave relief money in a wide disparity to mostly Islamic governments or Islam favored governments.

Its just the same shit flushing down two different ways. Praise Allah, pray to God/Jesus, fuck you both keep it to yourselfs instead of trying to assert some bullshit moral superiority.

Uncle Rico

2011-01-11 01:20:32

[EYE] Valar wrote:
CellarDweller wrote:here's a test for you nix, regarding your theory of christianity being equally as retarded islam.

you are in a room with a radical christian and a radical muslim. you draw a picture of muhammad fucking christ in the ass.

which one will kill you?
could you explain this analogy? cause i think i can read it wrong.
I think he's saying that given a situation where religious fruitcakes are faced with complete and utter display of blasphemy, which is more likely to try to inflict an ass whoopin' on the artist.

CellarDweller

2011-01-11 01:52:27

[EYE] Valar wrote:
CellarDweller wrote:here's a test for you nix, regarding your theory of christianity being equally as retarded islam.

you are in a room with a radical christian and a radical muslim. you draw a picture of muhammad fucking christ in the ass.

which one will kill you?
could you explain this analogy? cause i think i can read it wrong.


fine, fine...i'll rephrase the analogy.

a man places a crucifix of jesus in a glass container filled with his own piss and then photographs it. result? it wins an "art" award.

a man draws an "unflattering" editorial cartoon of muhammad. results? embassies are set ablaze. eventually, 139 people are killed in protests. deaths threats and monetary rewards are offered for the "beheading" of the cartoonist. direct assaults against the cartoonist and newspaper ediorialists continue 5 years later...

OOPS. guess that isnt an analogy is it? my bad. :oops:

CellarDweller

2011-01-11 02:10:14

Va|iums wrote:
CellarDweller wrote:
-N-i-x- wrote:...impose ridicules immoral value's that change this world for the worse...
passed right over that post listing huge faith based organizations providing disaster relief, eh?

:?
There aren't any Islamic faith based relief organizations globally? I just got done doing stats studies on all sorts of this shit. Unsurprisingly the majority of faith based relief programs are either pressured or only favor state administrations favorable to their beliefs. I.E. Christian relief programs by a wide disparity give far more money to non muslim states in crisis, and conversely Islamic charities gave relief money in a wide disparity to mostly Islamic governments or Islam favored governments.

Its just the same shit flushing down two different ways. Praise Allah, pray to God/Jesus, fuck you both keep it to yourselfs instead of trying to assert some bullshit moral superiority.
of course there are global islamic disaster relief organizations. and of course those faiths that are most common in any given country will dominate in disaster relief efforts. my list is from personal experience... in north america.

my point to nix, is that organized religion can and does provide a benefical service.

{Rx}Crowbar Ninja DJ Z3R0

2011-01-11 03:55:22

Sacrifist

2011-01-11 04:44:51

.....I wanted to see some more banners. If I wanted to read religion posts I would open the religion threads on this board. :twisted:

the_big_cheese

2011-01-11 05:46:47

Sacrifist wrote:.....I wanted to see some more banners. If I wanted to read religion posts I would open the religion threads on this board. :twisted:
go to CU there's like an 18 page thread

[EYE] Valar

2011-01-11 08:23:40

CellarDweller wrote:
[EYE] Valar wrote:
CellarDweller wrote:here's a test for you nix, regarding your theory of christianity being equally as retarded islam.

you are in a room with a radical christian and a radical muslim. you draw a picture of muhammad fucking christ in the ass.

which one will kill you?
could you explain this analogy? cause i think i can read it wrong.


fine, fine...i'll rephrase the analogy.

a man places a crucifix of jesus in a glass container filled with his own piss and then photographs it. result? it wins an "art" award.

a man draws an "unflattering" editorial cartoon of muhammad. results? embassies are set ablaze. eventually, 139 people are killed in protests. deaths threats and monetary rewards are offered for the "beheading" of the cartoonist. direct assaults against the cartoonist and newspaper ediorialists continue 5 years later...

OOPS. guess that isnt an analogy is it? my bad. :oops:
aye. but this is a difference of cultures. not of religions.

-N-i-x-

2011-01-11 11:41:11

CellarDweller wrote:
Va|iums wrote:
CellarDweller wrote: quote="-N-i-x-"...impose ridicules immoral value's that change this world for the worse.../quote

passed right over that post listing huge faith based organizations providing disaster relief, eh?

:?
There aren't any Islamic faith based relief organizations globally? I just got done doing stats studies on all sorts of this shit. Unsurprisingly the majority of faith based relief programs are either pressured or only favor state administrations favorable to their beliefs. I.E. Christian relief programs by a wide disparity give far more money to non muslim states in crisis, and conversely Islamic charities gave relief money in a wide disparity to mostly Islamic governments or Islam favored governments.

Its just the same shit flushing down two different ways. Praise Allah, pray to God/Jesus, fuck you both keep it to yourselfs instead of trying to assert some bullshit moral superiority.
of course there are global islamic disaster relief organizations. and of course those faiths that are most common in any given country will dominate in disaster relief efforts. my list is from personal experience... in north america.

my point to nix, is that organized religion can and does provide a benefical service.
ur ripping my quote out of its context, i was talking about the mass murdering institutes that represent them, not all of them.
obviously faith has its benefits if practiced whiteout these deceased institutes.. and i'm sure there are some (not many) out there that simply mean well.. :)
but roman-catholics and most of the Islam movements aren't among them :/

the_big_cheese

2011-01-12 00:35:42

@Nix

As a practicing roman-catholic I can say that you must have no idea how the church actually operates at a diocesan level. We're not brainwashed, we don't follow every fucking word that the pope shits out his ass. In fact, the Vatican has virtually no impact on 95% of Catholics in the USA. The fact is that the church provides various free services and good deeds to its surrounding community. Gospels preach about living morally, controlling anger, helping others etc. They DON'T tell you to go shun gays and not wear condoms. A handful of fanatic asshole priests that you hear about on the news does not change that.

Archbishops are lonely, old men who've never had a family and are so busy with their jobs and the church that they've lost all contact with the real world. It consumes their lives. As such, they must be taken with a grain of salt. Rational people can understand that. The rest, aka you, get butthurt by it.

provost

2011-01-12 00:54:37

Ok this is wayyyy off topic and shit's blowing out of proportion.






















But this is the U right? glhf.
:popcorn: :drink:

Ko-Tao

2011-01-12 02:13:19

Pic is me after reading the last couple pages of this thread

Could also double as a makeshift CU banner
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Panic

2011-01-12 05:46:18

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Va|iums

2011-01-12 11:18:53

yea they hatin'
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dbanimal

2011-01-12 18:10:06

@ Panic and Va|iums

:lol: ROFL and very sad at the same time. :cry:

-N-i-x-

2011-01-13 00:09:41

the_big_cheese wrote:@Nix

As a practicing roman-catholic I can say that you must have no idea how the church actually operates at a diocesan level. We're not brainwashed, we don't follow every fucking word that the pope shits out his ass. In fact, the Vatican has virtually no impact on 95% of Catholics in the USA. The fact is that the church provides various free services and good deeds to its surrounding community. Gospels preach about living morally, controlling anger, helping others etc. They DON'T tell you to go shun gays and not wear condoms. A handful of fanatic asshole priests that you hear about on the news does not change that.

Archbishops are lonely, old men who've never had a family and are so busy with their jobs and the church that they've lost all contact with the real world. It consumes their lives. As such, they must be taken with a grain of salt. Rational people can understand that. The rest, aka you, get butthurt by it.
So what you are saying is: many of us don't believe in the institute , but still we support them financially and in number. We are good people , but we recognize these petty institutes as our own. (quote: As a practicing roman-catholic I can say...)

Siding with them even though the horrors of the Vatican are well known just makes you an accomplice, whatever way you look at it..
you sir have no excuse :)

Panic

2011-01-13 10:25:31

I'm gonna go ahead and assume an unrelated meme is completely valid right now..


..Yeah


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provost

2011-01-13 14:51:57

banner, religion, then meme thread, cant wait to see whats next.
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Panic

2011-01-14 01:59:21

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DIE_bastards

2011-01-14 18:09:37

okay
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-N-i-x-

2011-03-12 03:15:43

provost

2011-03-12 03:37:40

-N-i-x- wrote:Winner is known : http://clans-united.net/index.php?site= ... 48&lang=eu

Congratz ;)
cheers

Uncle Rico

2011-03-12 05:14:12

provost wrote:
-N-i-x- wrote:Winner is known : http://clans-united.net/index.php?site= ... 48&lang=eu

Congratz ;)
cheers
MY CLAMS UNITED BANNER DIDN'T WIN?????!!!!! FUCKIN' HAX!!!!!!!!!!!


Good job, con.

The Argumentalizer

2011-03-14 04:28:29

Va|iums wrote:yea they hatin'
Holy Shit! Sniper rifle!

Sniper rifle!

Sniper rifle!
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Still with the gay ass blue! What is the matter with you Euros. Did they put a VAT tax on the cool blue!?
Jeeeeez Christopher!

koncentrate

2011-03-17 22:25:13

The Argumentalizer wrote:
Va|iums wrote:yea they hatin'
Holy Shit! Sniper rifle!

Sniper rifle!

Sniper rifle!
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Still with the gay ass blue! What is the matter with you Euros. Did they put a VAT tax on the cool blue!?
Jeeeeez Christopher!
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chickenmobile

2011-03-18 08:54:50

That is just pure winning.

provost

2011-03-18 15:14:52

ninojman

2011-03-18 22:49:31

provost wrote:Hey impala:

http://thesocietypages.org/socimages/20 ... countries/
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Freedom's a bitch huh? Stupid employers having the choice of weather or not to pay their employees for not working.

chickenmobile

2011-03-19 02:22:00

And they wonder why the rich get richer and the poor get poorer. Very unfair.

The Argumentalizer

2011-03-20 07:24:55

I didn't want to unleash my full power.
Also, don't pay any attention to SOCIOLOGISTS.
They are all Gay Communist Leftist Assholes who provide no value to humanity and work on the gubbmint dole.
Nobody actually needs or wants sociologists. They are FUNDED.

And they are all faggot Democrats.
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The Argumentalizer

2011-03-20 07:33:15

Location: Australia
"And they wonder why the rich get richer and the poor get poorer. Very unfair."

This is only true in Australia, where everybody is poor, a convict descendant, and a subject of the British monarchy.
And most of your country is uninhabitable anyway, so who gives a fuck.

(Sarcasm/Troll alert: Love me some Australia!)

Pernicious

2011-03-20 09:22:44

Argumentaliser eats tha wang hardcore stylez.

The Argumentalizer

2011-03-21 01:12:37

Except for Pernicious. He is a cave dwelling witchcraft casting lizard eating pagan troll.

The rest of Australia, good.

chickenmobile

2011-03-21 11:45:00

The Argumentalizer wrote:Except for Pernicious. He is a cave dwelling witchcraft casting lizard eating pagan troll. The rest of Australia, good.
I would like to see a picture of that.