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Uncle Rico

2011-03-06 08:48:07

poorbilly.com
fucking investment of a lifetime

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Constipator

2011-03-06 09:09:44

poorbilly.com is to valuable as valiums is to cool

Uncle Rico

2011-03-06 09:42:21

Constipator wrote:poorbilly.com is to valuable as valiums is to cool

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Blasphemy

2011-03-06 10:26:53

Pernicious

2011-03-06 12:58:41

I think maybe someone will buy it, and turn it into a gay orgie porn site.

......Cause poorbilly is 4 gays.

Va|iums

2011-03-07 09:28:34

Constipator wrote:poorbilly.com is to valuable as valiums is to cool

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The Argumentalizer

2011-03-07 13:31:09

Those are fucking peppers

provost

2011-03-07 17:27:26

The Argumentalizer wrote:Those are fucking peppers

Peppers gonna pep.

Ghost Dog_TSGK

2011-03-08 00:55:39

HAHAHA Charlie Sheen got OWNED.

FIRED BITCH in your face you narcissistic peddler of generic comedy wares.

I'm posting this here because it's a rico thread, I'm on the list, and I know grain enjoys this too.

Uncle Rico

2011-03-08 05:34:44

Ghost Dog_TSGK wrote:HAHAHA Charlie Sheen got OWNED.

FIRED BITCH in your face you narcissistic peddler of generic comedy wares.

I'm posting this here because it's a rico thread, I'm on the list, and I know grain enjoys this too.

Sent this to his agent:

Dear Mr. Sheen,
It has come to our attention that you have recently been released from employment by CBS. As I'm sure you are aware, the former HL2DM team known as ewR is in need of a spokesperson. While we cannot afford to pay you the amount that your CBS contract allowed, we can provide you with a payment of a "7 gram rock" per appearance and accommodations for both you and the "goddesses" in my van. You will also be permitted to attend any ewR functions, all of which feature liberal use of peyote, and be given VIP membership to the poor_billy fan club. You will also be allowed to legally change your name to .ewR|Charlie Sheen. ewR feels that your level of "bi-winning" makes you a perfect choice to represent us as we have done nothing but win over here, and win over there for quite some time. If you are interested in our offer please respond within 14 days as we have several other celebrities interested in the position, including: Jon Bon Jovi, Gary Busey, Dennis Leary, Ernest Borgnine, William Katt, John Stamos, Oprah and David Faustino.

Hope to be hearing from you soon.

Sincerely,
Uncle Rico

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provost

2011-03-08 16:28:59

keefy

2011-03-08 19:34:01

So far formwhat I have read and as far as one can tell and not to put too fine a apoint on it does he actually get to fuck Bree Olson up the arse?

Uncle Rico wrote:
Ghost Dog_TSGK wrote:HAHAHA Charlie Sheen got OWNED.

FIRED BITCH in your face you narcissistic peddler of generic comedy wares.

I'm posting this here because it's a rico thread, I'm on the list, and I know grain enjoys this too.
Sent this to his agent:

Dear Mr. Sheen,
It has come to our attention that you have recently been released from employment by CBS. As I'm sure you are aware, the former HL2DM team known as ewR is in need of a spokesperson. While we cannot afford to pay you the amount that your CBS contract allowed, we can provide you with a payment of a "7 gram rock" per appearance and accommodations for both you and the "goddesses" in my van. You will also be permitted to attend any ewR functions, all of which feature liberal use of peyote, and be given VIP membership to the poor_billy fan club. You will also be allowed to legally change your name to .ewR|Charlie Sheen. ewR feels that your level of "bi-winning" makes you a perfect choice to represent us as we have done nothing but win over here, and win over there for quite some time. If you are interested in our offer please respond within 14 days as we have several other celebrities interested in the position, including: Jon Bon Jovi, Gary Busey, Dennis Leary, Ernest Borgnine, William Katt, John Stamos, Oprah and David Faustino.

Hope to be hearing from you soon.

Sincerely,
Uncle Rico
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Ghost Dog_TSGK

2011-03-08 22:46:16

If he cancels on ewR then we know he's lost it.

Yes keefy he is apparently plowing poor Bree Olsen, I don't know how she can stand watching his "adonis like" jowls flapping back and forth. Oh wait the money, that's right.

Uncle Rico

2011-03-10 05:34:40

Ghost Dog_TSGK wrote:If he cancels on ewR then we know he's lost it.

Kinda pulling for Borgnine or Leary anyway.