worthless internet convo of nerds on a friday night

ninojman

2011-07-30 09:08:13

this is the chat from the stream of tonight's match...don't know why i am posting it. kind of like looking at a train wreck.



Hazard94: get a partner now
Chocozzz: you use the word noob dawg get back to runescape kid
Hazard94: zeik has 85 hours of tf2
Zeiken: alright, me and choco
Hazard94: LOLOLOL
Zeiken: IDLING LOLOLOL
» idiot
Chocozzz: sw server pw sw
Hazard94: for sure
Derp_goo: team fortress 2 isnt dead so whats the point of talking *** about it
Zeiken: so 2v2 or ur a big ***
Hazard94: zeik
» I can 2v1 you
» so stfu
Chocozzz: hazard will 2v1 you shitties
Hazard94: always getting carried like a ***
Zeiken: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvdf5n-zI14
Hazard94: I bet confused's back is broken in half by now
Zeiken: yeah man, choco will carrry me, and we will ***
Batterr: I am better than all of you.
Derp_goo: this whole chat should go on that old thread in the hl2dm U forums
» ***
Hazard94: baterr 1v1 now
Chocozzz: it should, to show all future generations how easily trolled zeik is
Batterr: hazard get good now.
Chocoz: u *** 13 year olds too *** to 2v2 ag2?
Zeiken: hazard 2v2? add me now
Hazard94: batterr 1v1 me
» now
Batterr: in dm or tf2.
Hazard94: give me your steam page
-------------Match finishes-------------
» dm
Chocozzz: 2v1 reg dm
Batterr: lol.
Derp_goo: lolz reg dm
Batterr: who plays dm anymore.
» get good.
Chocoz: haha
Zeiken: ok 1 sec hazard
Chocozzz: you wanted to 1v1 as sniper
Hazard94: bscared much?
Zeiken: http://steamcommunity.com/id/muzeikk
Chocozzz: goml
Chocoz: bad much?
Zeiken: aint scared brah ,here it is
» im waiting ***
Hazard94: I'll 1v1 any shitty here
-------------Stream ends----------------
Batterr: my *** is bigger than yours.
Derp_goo: LOL
Chocozzz: except me because im pro as ***
Hazard94: with no monitor
Zeiken: hazard add me dumbshit, http://steamcommunity.com/id/muzeikk
Batterr: and hazar, if you're spd hazard, you're a terrible 11 year old kid.
Chocozzz: i roll that kid hazard all day
Batterr: d*
Hazard94: lol arrowz
» shh
Chocozzz: hazard you have more xp then me, in roleplay that is
Zeiken: see folks, hazard is a ***
» wont add me
Hazard94: you're in my friends dumb fu ck
Zeiken: you blocked me dumb ***
Batterr: this is boring, i was hoping to catch another stream, though all I caught was a tryhard who was never good calling out matches in a dead game. I'm pretty sure you tried to join Xs hazard, right?
Chocozzz: he was the leader of xs
» hes the one who let zeik in
Hazard94: I tried out for every team
» and vdus
Chocoz: lmao ur ***
Hazard94: zeik, what did you do to get in xs?
Chocoz: it was sent who let him in
Chocozzz: hazard is a pro boxer dawg, + hes black he will ko the sit out of you
Chocoz: get ur facts straight
Chocozzz: facts
Zeiken: im cevo-p in css
Chocozzz: kid why you acting all serious
Zeiken: u jelly hazard?
Derp_goo: STREAM IS BACK
Hazard94: 1v1 in css zeik
Batterr: my *** is huge.
Chocozzz: zeik is cevo p
Zeiken: yeah in tf2 too
Chocozzz: niggaz you missed zeik getting trolled hella hard
Zeiken: and cs 1.6
Batterr: hard lol at this whole chat.
Zeiken: yeah its pretty epic, two alias fagolas teaming up on me
Chocozzz: lets make some bets, who thinks zeik will get unbanned for season 2
Batterr: My *** is bigger that yours.
» n*
Derp_goo: he already will be
» give me money plz?
Hazard94: *** zeik, that's the video people look at when they have you as a partner
Chocozzz: dude my *** is thicker than your puny wrist
Hazard94: so they can learn to carry you
Derp_goo: dallas said zeik is unbanned after this season, so wheres my money?
Uncle_ric0: HOLD MAH ***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Derp_goo: *** IS THIS FOOTBALL
Zeiken: niggerzzz runing lols
Uncle_ric0: HOLD MAH DICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Chocoz: L0L
Uncle_ric0: HOLD MAH DICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Derp_goo: NO
Chocoz: yo *** nigg er hazard *** add zeik
Me: shut up dree breez
Batterr: I just saw the one white guy in the NFL.
Derp_goo: hazard how you doin
Chocozzz: put yo team in yo back, kinda like when zeik 2v2s with con
Hazard94: ^^^
Uncle_ric0: all of you ***, now shut up and leave
Chocozzz: EVIL EMPIRE
Zeiken: lol me and choco knows who is the *** fagg choco
» gg
Batterr: But the chat is hilarious.
Chocozzz: WHO AM I
Zeiken: 1 question
Derp_goo: batter
Zeiken: you blocked me right?
Derp_goo: isnt this fun
Hazard94: everyone blocked you zeik
Chocozzz: i dont even have you on my friends list
Batterr: got boring
Zeiken: lies bro, lies
Batterr: im watching the stream more than the chat now
» why isn't everyone here in the efps irc chat?
» gogogo
» or #hl2dm
Chocozzz: no time to waste with people who dont like me, unlike zeik
» spends his days on the u
» even after being hammered
» keeps crawling back to design shitty efps logos in hopes of getting unbanned
Batterr: My pen is huge.
Zeiken: IT WORKED :D, getting unbanned next season!
Chocozzz: we'll see then
Zeiken: tf2 tho
» would you watch tf2 streams?
Hazard94: yea, tired of getting carried in css and hl2dm?
Batterr: Who else is watching the X games.
Chocozzz: only if good people played aka not you LOL
Zeiken: im pretty good actualy
» for realz
Batterr: my *** is huge.
Chocozzz: in achievement servers
Chocoz: http://steamcommunity.com/id/waffleferaz
» ????????????
Batterr: bro, 1v1 acheivement_idle.
» raped.
Chocozzz: btw gl getting more than 12 people in tf2 a the same time on efps
Zeiken: bro, 1v1 trading
» u jelly?
Batterr: got boring again. go to #everythingfps
Zeiken: im *** banned batter, panic banned my ***
Chocoz: is this chocozzz nigg er *** rapefruit
» ?
Chocozzz: who the *** is that lol
» is that your final guess rofl
» some no name random scrub ive never even heard of
Hazard94: I used to play with him and confused
Chocozzz: did he go by any other names?
Derp_goo: hazard
Hazard94: I dont know im pretty new to this gmae
Chocozzz: he must have been bad as *** because ive never even heard of that alias
Zeiken: GMAE?
» ENGRISH?
Derp_goo: nope.avi
Chocozzz: hes black
» dont expect proper english
Zeiken: yo brb, life calling
Chocozzz: youve seen his pic lol
» life calling, it says ITS MISSING
Derp_goo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH2-TGUl ... re=related
Chocozzz: puddi
» hey zeik
Derp_goo: this chat is officialy dead, lets get back to our lives
Chocozzz: wait i must reveal my identity first
Derp_goo:
» who are thou?
Hazard94: I'm the real zeik
» you have all been trolled
Derp_goo: lewl
Chocozzz: i shalt not revealeth my persona until the one they calleth zeiken has spoken
Derp_goo: LOL
» http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbq1ESjM ... re=related
Chocozzz: alright goo later
» it was fun
Derp_goo: WHO YOU
» IDENTIFY THYSELF
Chocozzz: we a re both zeik
» everyone is zeik
Hazard94: zeik
» t ark

Pernicious

2011-07-30 10:34:57

lol i watched that match, afterwards i left my pc and had this still open, came back and was witness to it.

I mean, wtf is wrong with zeik, still raging?


Have to say also AG2 is a much better experience even from a spectators point of view, nice to see the balance swing back with good reg.

MrScootz

2011-07-30 13:23:10

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^ This to any convo with Cocko and Zeik in it

voz

2011-07-30 17:51:01

This chat represents their everyday conversations. Happens every time they are together.

zeiken

2011-07-30 23:08:21

fake choco and fake hazard tried to troll me that night. But i know who they are lol.

Sacrifist

2011-07-31 05:42:44

To me, it seems like this community gets younger and younger every year. Its quite amazing and unfortunate all at the same time lol.

Blasphemy

2011-07-31 21:22:09

Solid thread, would read again.

Ko-Tao

2011-08-01 08:05:01

Sacrifist wrote:To me, it seems like this community gets stupider and more prone to cheating every year. Its quite amazing and unfortunate all at the same time lol.
Fixed that for you.

The Argumentalizer

2011-08-02 00:58:18

Gay.

Sacrifist

2011-08-02 03:03:19

Ko-Tao wrote:
Sacrifist wrote:To me, it seems like this community gets stupider and more prone to cheating every year. Its quite amazing and unfortunate all at the same time lol.
Fixed that for you.
thought that's what I said :)

shonty

2011-08-16 19:27:54

lol.