Star Wars Guide to the Candidates

old time no.7

2008-01-17 01:36:29

This is too funny not to share.
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/526482501.html


Hello America!

As you may know, 2008 is going to be a g-rate year. I am so excited! There is to be a presidential election this year! Hoo-ray! Exciting times, exciting times. And whoa... so confusing! So much talking, so much anal-yzing, so much research to do to be sure the person who wins your vote truly reflects your values and goals for the executive of this g-rate nation.

Man, it's going to be tough.

Well, this is for those of you who say "To heck with that!" and are more interested in voting for a candidate based on snap judgments and small pop culture sound bites. For those of you who think it might be fun to vote somewhat randomly and therefore completely obliterate the careful work of concerned and involved citizens... I mean really, look how Bush turned out... can you really expect these people to act predictably based on what they say in the election cycle? Heck no!

So without further a-doo-doo, here is your

Epoch

2008-01-17 02:38:35

ROFL! Literaly! I couldn't even make it all the way through! I was laughing so hard I had to stop reading, because I was disturbing everyone else in the office.
Awesome find no.7, frickin ridiculous!

Boba Fredtt has my vote LMAO!

Grand Moff Giuliani is a close second "SHH! 9/11!" AHHHHAHAHA so true!