Owned.

Act 1: The setup.
Me and Book join some random pub server under aliases, looking to just screw around. We decide to try and be totally noob, no sprint, asking dumb questions, etc. In the server are two members of the clan who's server it is.
Act 2: The plot thickens.
They ask us for a 2v2, and we agree(barely containing our excitement). When the match goes live, we start trying and stomp them utterly. After a minute one says "Hey book and zman." We drop aliases and say "Hey man, no hard feelings>? we're just having some fun" they say yeah no prob, and play keeps going. Then a strange thing happens. They begin to do better, particularly one of them.
Act 3: The crescendo.
We win, but barely. After the match one of them drops alias to reveal we have been playing ONE clan member and.....MODaL. Needless to say the hilarity of the situation was extreme. the tricksters got tricked. good times were had.

that is awesome!

haha!

Thats some pretty funy shit, the question is, why was modal acting like a noob in the first place =\
Do alot of players change their alias and run around acting like noobs for no arparent reason?

hahahahahahahaaa

Do alot of players change their alias and run around acting like noobs for no arparent reason?

I don't know if a lot, but you can add me to the list
Somehow being able to fool with people while still killing them gives me hell of a fun. Sometimes I'm with friends and while they are moving around and trying to beat me I just stand still and shoot at them. I love it when I get the kill hahaha.
And well, sometimes I end up getting killed but bah, it's worth it >.<
Other stuff like sprinting around and killing people you know that have 100 hp or above, only with pistol, gives me hell of a fun =P

haha its been done before.

http://bwaclan.bravehost.com/

bitches with attitude ROFL ahahahahaa.

BWA, whos behind that Blas, do you know? I remember them challenging DGC one time haha.

Walking Target wrote:BWA, whos behind that Blas, do you know? I remember them challenging DGC one time haha.

allot of diff clans were in bwa I know nate was in on it and so was hidden one time someone from bwa asked me for a 2v2 when i was aliasing as {DIVA} Bush Twins and I asked christian from cartel who they were and he said a bunch of good players under aliases, to make a long story short me and constipator ended up winning the 2v2 under aliases and they thought we were girls.

Gah it drives me nuts when people alias. Makes me think there are a bunch of hacks floating around with noobs.

That's funny, I recall seeing their scores and thinking they were a bunch of guys pretending to be girls and using cheats to win. Didn't know they were known players aliasing.

they even made a web page hahahahaha it's so funny >,<

Thats really geat fun guys add me to the list i sometimes when iam fed up with giving full power i change account join as unnamed and play like a total noob. (only this is fun enough and worth a try lol)
So no movement bit sprint no jumps and only spam weps then after one game i just write something cool to chat something like: ok get ma other hand for playin now.. and start playing normal lol i would really love to see the faces of all the players staring to the screen with open mouth

Everybody aliases, but nobody will admit it. I havnt quite figured out why yet. :\ Although I do know that when you 1v1 someone that doesnt know who you are you tend to do about 4 times better than normal because they dont know what to expect from you. Same with the other way around though, I've been in the TWC server and someone came in who I thought was gas_mask. Well we basically 1v1'd on that whacked out server and I stomped whoever it was 50-20 or something. Then they just leave the server probably all pissed off because even though they were aliasing I still raped them. It saddens me.

hahaah I do alias and I do admit it....and I believe I never played a 1v1 under alias. Well, actually I did, but changed it before the match started so the other player knew who I was....

Well we basically 1v1'd on that whacked out server and I stomped whoever it was 50-20 or something. Then they just leave the server probably all pissed off because even though they were aliasing I still raped them. It saddens me.

hahaah GJ

Oh my aliases!

Ms. Nana
Vivid
Vivian
Vivi
Hedy Lamarr
Smokin' Lamarr
HeadJob
Charles
Headcrab
Unzerstorbar
Regenade Police
Human Isotope

Yes, I know almost half of those are girl's names. Shut up.

Edit:
Wow, I forgot Thor.

Pernicious wrote: Do alot of players change their alias and run around acting like noobs for no arparent reason?

It is called the "Vdrei Syndrome"

I alias sometime as :

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conflakes

cO_on

franois

Or name related to another players name (ie: Player Horny Dragon) I'll join as Dragon Hooker, silly sht

lol @ vdrei syndrome. That's the funniest shit I've ever heard happen. I'm stilly laughing

Here is a prequel. Our team had scrimmed these guys a couple of hours earlier in the evening. We won the scrim so they I guess they thought they were gona be funny. The clan leader IMed me to ask to do a scrim so they could do it to me.

The problem was, I had done some work for them on their server and happened to have it on my HLSW still. About 5 minutes before they asked me I was crusing through the servers on my HLSW making sure all was well and had seen who was playing on their server.

When he asked me to scrim them, he said that he had another player but he was a n00b. I responded with "Yea, I see Moose on your server, hes no n00b. Besides all of my clan members have gone to sleep". He was like "Oh LOL"

Even funnier was later, Zman IMing me and telling me his story.

We had a good laugh about it, a little comraderie among the clans, it was cool.

Vdrei syndrome

daaaammnnn I know I heard "vdrei" somewhere, just can't remember what it is....
any help? =P

0nti wrote:

Vdrei syndrome

daaaammnnn I know I heard "vdrei" somewhere, just can't remember what it is....
any help? =P

long story, well... the short story isn't as entertaining as the long story but here it goes...

vdrei = s|ass = indophear, all with separate steamids and on all different clans.

Lol... very amusing story Z.

Hey, Tell them about the one where we got into a combine ball tennis match.

That was wiiierd.

And amusing.

By the way this is the second time like... Vdrei comes up for me today. wierd...

graffitiknockout wrote: long story, well... the short story isn't as entertaining as the long story but here it goes...

vdrei = s|ass = indophear, all with separate steamids and on all different clans.

dont forget primal!

vdrei = s|ass = indophear, all with separate steamids and on all different clans.

dont forget primal!

HAHAAHAHAHAAH

Ahhh, the infamous Slass!

Hai

HI SLASS

HI

Replicant wrote:

Zman42 wrote:I, Zman, am a douche.

got that right

what the fuck. it seems everyone has some fucking reason to get on my nerves these days.

Zman needs a hug. Open up big guy!

Damm... why didn't I think of that ..

POMP

poconut wrote:Zman needs a hug. Open up big guy!

I still love ya Z

eh sorry if ive seemed a trifle short tempered as of late. been feeling the little things especially roughly for some reason...