I have a Small... Well, you Know...

I'm †h3 Nèw Ġuy`™, most of you know me....if you don't, I weird.

Weirdest person playing HL2DM I believe.

Gender: MALE - ...or so we think...
Age: 20 YEARS
Favorite Color: GREEN
Sexuality: Uh...yeah...how bout this = If you *buy*, I'm *sexual* ...how's that?
- for those of you who are dim-witted that means I'm not entirely Heterosexual

If you wanna know anything else - add me and ask in steam, or w/e

and yes, *it* is on the small-side

-peace

Hello!

Oh.. my VIRGIN eyes....

POMP

Admins, can this thread be removed please? i belive there are plenty of chat rooms over at yahoo's that caters for exactly this kind of....
this is honestly without taste.

The goggles! They do nothing!

o great now he is on hl2dmu welcome though

The goggles! They do nothing!

+9001

hahaha guess it's ok to be flamed and not flame back, what a bunch of bullshit removing my posts how about you remove the shit that started it

here you go admin i'll give you something else to look at, tell me what you think http://www.hl2dm-university.com/forum/p ... 927#p11927

hahaha guess it's ok to be flamed and not flame back, what a bunch of bullshit removing my posts how about you remove the shit that started it

Fair call, I just missed that bit. Will do so now.

Blatantly offensive content removed. Puerile self-deprecating comments left in so that people will know what to expect.

o i found some pictures of new guy if you don't know what he looks like

Hello, New Guy. You play pretty well, but all the talk about Penises gets real old real fast.
Is it possible for you to separate your sexual proclivities from the the rest of your existence?
I mean, is it really that important that you are gay or bi or freaky or have a small... No one really cares and i would hate to think THAT is what makes you "The New Guy".

Just a word of advice: You are more than the sum of your perversions or at least should be.
Find something else that makes you special because there are enough sickos out there.

Welcome, suppose every forums needs someone to start flame wars ....

New guy....behave like you do ingame and you won't make many friends here...

anyone to enlighten me? D:

lol

New Guy is a pretty good competitor, then all the spam about his small peni, gay stuff...

Its creepy and unnecessary and distracting.
It is not endearing or tasteful.

I post here because i think he needs to be told this stuff (or... maybe not)

Admins, can this thread be removed please? i belive there are plenty of chat rooms over at yahoo's that caters for exactly this kind of....
this is honestly without taste.

Something about this post from Valar doesn't sit right with me. There have been at least two posts on subjects that I disagree with being post in here, yet they were not deleted, and you want to delete this one because (it seems to be) he is trying to have a sense of humor? And the yahoo comment just sounds like you're trying to insult....

Hello, New Guy. You play pretty well, but all the talk about Penises gets real old real fast.
Is it possible for you to separate your sexual proclivities from the the rest of your existence?
I mean, is it really that important that you are gay or bi or freaky or have a small... No one really cares and i would hate to think THAT is what makes you "The New Guy".

Just a word of advice: You are more than the sum of your perversions or at least should be.
Find something else that makes you special because there are enough sickos out there.

>>Dude, I do not play that well, first of all

Second, it is actually important that people do know that I'm bisexual, I didn't go through a violent, emotionally turbulent, adolescence, to then have a couple jerk-wads say = "Hey...Hey....keep it to yourself please - or go somewhere else...like yahoo" - If I am to understand this place correctly, it does not discriminate based on *anything* let alone sexual preference.

Oh, and the only reason I joined this damn forum was because I was mysteriously banned from the HL2DM official server - so please, save the lectures, chances are I know more about life than you people

If the idea of two men making love does not sit well w/ you - uh...learn to deal? It's the world you live in...
And I do forget what exactly I said in my deleted post but I am fairly sure that Impala was the first to say "penis" on this thread - and when you need to know how to shut a bunch of straight boys up, trust me, that phrase works...

Oh, and do learn what humor is people. Except for the posts(messages) between Modus and myself, I did a fairly good job of censoring my BSing. Oh, and for the record, Modus is a sexy-beast, yes, but is COMPLETELY straight... what a pity...

-peace

Sexuality: Uh...yeah...how bout this = If you *buy*, I'm *sexual* ...how's that?
- for those of you who are dim-witted that means I'm not entirely Heterosexual

Admins, can this thread be removed please? i belive there are plenty of chat rooms over at yahoo's that caters for exactly this kind of....
this is honestly without taste.

Hey, guess what? I'm not actually trying to sell myself over this forum...

Oh, and go ahead and define "taste" for me old chum

-peace

Oh, and do learn what humor is people. Except for the posts(messages) between Modus and myself, I did a fairly good job of censoring my BSing. Oh, and for the record, Modus is a sexy-beast, yes, but is COMPLETELY straight... what a pity...

-peace

That made me LOL. ^^

The point is is that the idea of two men having sex has nothing to do with DM gaming.
It is your own personal whatever and noone is interested.
There are plenty of forums for whatever tickles your fancy.
this is not one of them.
I presume you post here to be part of a wider community, one that is anathema to, and completely uninterested in your sex life. Capice?

And you do play well. Not leet but well.

I am not lecturing you.
I don't care who or what you sleep with and the moment it is the biggest thing about you, is the moment i completely tune you out, and i have not yet done so.

Welcome, suppose every forums needs someone to start flame wars ....

I'm fu**in psychic

The Irish are known for that.

The point is is that the idea of two men having sex has nothing to do with DM gaming.
It is your own personal whatever and noone is interested.
.

All the pot/drugs/porn threads have nothing to do with DM. Why didn't anyone bitch about those? They were not beneficial at all to the game or forum at all. At least his post was introducing himself to the forum.


This thread had more to do with DM than some other posts.

Kthxbye.

RAWR!

The Irish are known for that.

I thought we were known for getting drunk, starting fights and emigrating...

Admins, can this thread be removed please? i belive there are plenty of chat rooms over at yahoo's that caters for exactly this kind of....
this is honestly without taste.

Something about this post from Valar doesn't sit right with me. There have been at least two posts on subjects that I disagree with being post in here, yet they were not deleted, and you want to delete this one because (it seems to be) he is trying to have a sense of humor? And the yahoo comment just sounds like you're trying to insult....

I do not think sex related topics belong in a game related forum. reading these lines disgust me and there are smut forums for that and whoever wants to "shock" ppl with their sexuality should go there where there is crowd for this type of attitude. new guy's beahviour doesn't fly with me, not on my servers nor here. im not trying to insult anyone: i think he is insulting himself. everytime ive confronted him on server about this crap talking he chose to call it humor. hell no one was laughing. wtf does the size of anyone's #$^& have to do with playing an online game pray tell?

ban, delete, bitchslap. (not necessarily in that order)

Mission Statement
To promote and improve the online Half-Life 2 Deathmatch experience for all players by providing an extensive repository of useful and interesting information and files.



Objectives
1. To advance the ability of all players, in order to promote a more skilled and "whine free" community.

2. To provide a one-stop source of all things HL2DM that meet certain standards of quality.

3. To document game-breaking bugs extensively so that they may be easily identified, and possibly remedied.

4. To promote better maps and servers by providing useful information to the mapping and server admin community.

I'm reading thread knowing that in the back of someone else's mind the first few minutes of episode 10 of Pure Pwnage is playing.

Mission Statement
To promote and improve the online Half-Life 2 Deathmatch experience for all players by providing an extensive repository of useful and interesting information and files.



Objectives
1. To advance the ability of all players, in order to promote a more skilled and "whine free" community.

2. To provide a one-stop source of all things HL2DM that meet certain standards of quality.

3. To document game-breaking bugs extensively so that they may be easily identified, and possibly remedied.

4. To promote better maps and servers by providing useful information to the mapping and server admin community.

So why didn't you bitch about the drug/porn threads? The thread says "Introduce yourself" and he did...with humor depending on who you are. But yeah there was other threads you should've pointed at before this one.

i didnt see that thread. i was mapping lol. what do you want anyway?

i didnt see that thread. i was mapping lol. what do you want anyway?

To figure out why everyone gets on his f*cking case because he jokes around? Everyone is all uptight and act like this is the first "inappropriate" thread in the forum.

im moving on. enjoy

im moving on. enjoy

You too.

I'm not attacking anyone and frankly I don't care. I'm just expressing my opinion.

Half of the threads in the cafeteria don't deal with DM gaming. There was a specific thread where someone posted the girl and the guy having sex and the guy yelling. You guys didn't say that thread should be deleted. Was that in humor? Yeah, was the new guy trying to be funny? I didn't find laughter in it, but he said he was. Another point I have to make is if a girl said she was lesbian, I believe most of the guys would make some type of sexual innuendo and nobody would care.

I'm not attacking anyone and frankly I don't care. I'm just expressing my opinion.

Half of the threads in the cafeteria don't deal with DM gaming. There was a specific thread where someone posted the girl and the guy having sex and the guy yelling. You guys didn't say that thread should be deleted.

Only because it had a warning that said 18+ I didn't say anything. It at least warned that some people might not want to see it.

So because he said he was bisexual he should have put an 18+ on his thread name?

So because he said he was bisexual he should have put an 18+ on his thread name?

No. I just didn't bitch about that other thread because there was a warning. I actually like New Guy and like his attitude. He doesn't go around like some people, " 1 v 1 pussy or you're a n00b and blah blah blah."

CC, it is not necessary to rale against other threads in order to comment.
This is not logical.
In order to comment, one must weigh in on any other related issue and that is philosophically FALSE!

I happened not to like some other threads and didn't comment. By your skewed logic, i am not allowed to throw my two sense in because of this.

It is a false hypocrisy allegation.

New Guy is NOT kidding around. He chats constantly about his sexuality, his penis...
He is doing it here also.

I have played with New Guy and have nothing against him.
I am repulsed by his constant gay stuff.
And i am entitled to voice it here, since he brings it up yet again.

I am no homophobe.
He acts like his sex is MY business by bringing it up and that is offensive.
It is HIS business and who i sleep with is MY business, My own PRIVATE business!

Oh, I'm sorry. I thought valve put in a chat box so you wouldn't have to listen. I guess I was mistaken.

CC, it is not necessary to rale against other threads in order to comment.
This is not logical.
In order to comment, one must weigh in on any other related issue and that is philosophically FALSE!

I happened not to like some other threads and didn't comment. By your skewed logic, i am not allowed to throw my two sense in because of this.

It is a false hypocrisy allegation.

New Guy is NOT kidding around. He chats constantly about his sexuality, his penis...
He is doing it here also.

I have played with New Guy and have nothing against him.
I am repulsed by his constant gay stuff.
And i am entitled to voice it here, since he brings it up yet again.

I am no homophobe.
He acts like his sex is MY business by bringing it up and that is offensive.
It is HIS business and who i sleep with is MY business, My own PRIVATE business!

You make all good points Impala. The only thing is I don't really know if he is joking or not and I'm not sure anyone but him can say if he is joking or not. Either way I still like him and back him up 100%.

Wow, I forgot how fucking stupid Forums can be...

Impala, you were always fun to play - and its pretty easy to ignore the penis stuff, it is

Valar, you're a goody-two-shoes and everyone knows this,
and although you never pissed me off directly, when you and your clan got rid of Marie I started not to like you

Cyberclash...Thank you for backing me up but at the same time you don't want to stick by me, chances are - you don't really wanna
unless you know the risks - I'm a white Bisexual male who loves cats and lifts weights as a hobby - not too many groups/labels fit me

...†h3 Nèw Ġuy`™ is a loner, plain and simple, and you all need to lighten up...

Do I act this way in person? Fuck no, but you see - and omfg - you see, the internet is NOT personal, it is NOT real life
I act this way because I can, this GAME, this DM is a joke, a pointless diversion, which I originally started playing because I realized I got it free w/ HL2 and it kept my hands busy so I didn't whack off and waste myself.

Oh, and guees what? wathcing people play DM is like watching people masturbate
---->Wow, so your good at it but.....who cares? who really cares? Who's gonna pay to watch? Who will admire and look up to you?

No one *actually* admires a game of soggy waffle, and no one *actually* admires HL2DM - except sickos, on both counts

Its just a game people, for dumbass young people, and guess what? I like being dumb once in awhile - it's liberating, so fuck yall.

Why was this thread edited and not others? Because of the downhill direction it was going. Maybe some of you who don't think it was that bad missed some of the posts that were deleted.

That other thread mentioned clearly had an 18+ warning on it. If it didn't have that it would have been deleted. It was fairly obvious that it was posted in humor and not to spam the forums with porn.

I will remind everyone to re-read the mission of the site. HL2DMU is not the place to air your grievances against others just because we try not to over-moderate. Please people, think about why HL2DMU exists before you post. If you are not contributing to the enjoyment of the community you are missing the point.

I don't like to lock topics, but this thread is already ugly.