The Not-CU-eFPS-CAL-WZ HL2DM Tournament

Hey everyone. So... As most of you already know, I'm hosting a HL2DM tournament.
This is NOT a CU, eFPS, CAL, or WZ inspired tournament. It will be run ENTIRELY by me and a few other trusted friends.

I guess I'll get to the point.

First off: PRIZE. This is going to be where first-place winner gets $2,000 USD.
Now, most people find it difficult to believe that I'm actually downing 2 grand on this tournament.
I will post a picture of a slip of paper from my bank account (Obviously with all personal info blurred out) showing the money I have in it.
I will, at the time of the winner, be putting this 2g into PAYPAL for who ever wins.
Do NOT ask me to upload ANY money to Paypal BEFORE the tournament is over for "proof." I WILL NOT upload 2 thousand dollars to an unsecured website just to let it sit there for ever.
Furthermore; If you ARE NOT OLD ENOUGH to have a Paypal, do NOT bother joining the tournament UNLESS you have someone of legal age / consent to open a Paypal and retrieve the money FOR YOU.
I will NOT be sending money ANY other way than Paypal. I apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.

Secondly: ALL rules and regulations regarding the tournament will be on Facebook. I've created a separate account that you MUST ADD in order to be on the list of attendees for the tournament.

Here is the FB to add: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003660440731

If you DO NOT have a valid FB account to add, you WILL NOT be allowed to compete in said tournament.
This is for legitimacy reasoning and I am NOT willing to be persuaded otherwise.
FB is a free social networking site. The chances of you not having the most popular one in the world is beyond slim.
If you REALLY don't want to add your "real" account. You can do what I did. Create a separate one and add it on that.
But it's really not that difficult to make one. So please add that, as I don't like posting on these sites. And I almost NEVER respond to any Steam messages until I'm already out of game (or there's a tournament match going on that I'll be on the lookout for)
I will also be posting my Steal Profile on there, as well.
But I must know your in-game name that you are going by, and it must be added. I will be posting / uploading the map list soon (and possibly suggestions, if anyone has any!)
That is all. Thanks.

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Well this is confusing...

I'm basically wondering the same thing that Nutri is...it doesn't make sense man. Unless you're crazy, which you might be. If you are crazy, then let's get NUTS! And by us, I mean everyone but me.

You don't seem like the trustworthy type, I know, now I'm nuts.

Unless you're crazy, which you might be.

He pretended to be a girl for several years while cyberfucking guys that play a buggy pile of fuck game. I'd say he qualifies as no less than "fucked in the head".

I contend that this is just a ploy to get to people's FB accounts so he can jack off to beach pics of the guys he plays video games with.

gg.

Precisely why I won't be partaking, even if it was in ag2_stock. FB is gay.

Which, I would not be doing my friend Janek justice if I mention this: you should use the ag2 platform.
Different game engine and different, custom, and specialized software parameters make it a much harder platform to hack.

I realize that you were always one of the bades and that this will fall on deaf ears, but as I said, I gotta mention it.

You lose nothing from vavle_dm to ag2_stock, nothing at all. You only gain; provided, of course, it is a competitive setting and NOT pubby.

my small dick is small.

I'm sorry, I know I'm not the most trustworthy person from my past.
But this is completely legitimate.
And most people are welcome to join. I'm pitching in 2 grand because I have money to throw away, and I'd love to see a huge tourney again. That's why.
Furthermore: I realize FB is "gay" but that is how I'm doing it. I Apologize if it makes it difficult for anyone.
AG2 will not be used unless an incredible amount of people prefer it.

Again: I'm not MAKING anyone partake in this tourney. If you don't want to join, then don't. Simple. I just want everyone to join and have a good time. That is all. If any other questions or concerns are to be made, please contact me via FB, Steam Profile will be on there with in-depth answers.

Thanks to all who consider!

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Unless you're crazy, which you might be.

He pretended to be a girl for several years while cyberfucking guys that play a buggy pile of fuck game. I'd say he qualifies as no less than "fucked in the head".

I contend that this is just a ploy to get to people's FB accounts so he can jack off to beach pics of the guys he plays video games with.

gg.

Also:
No. That is not the reasoning.
Again, it's for legitimacy reasons.
I even stated that if you are NOT comfortable adding me, create and make an alias FB account, please. If you still don't want to, then you're out of a fun tournament. That is all.
My goal here is to let everyone have fun. That's it.
Thanks.

Its all fun and games until someone doesnt receive their prize money.

can i pee in ur butt

Alright guys.
It's not hard to not bitch and whine and complain like everyone ALWAYS does about EVERYTHING.
It's a little ridiculous how bad you all are when it comes to things like this.
It's 2 grand. It's completely legitimate. Someone can take it or don't.
You can try to not be dickfaces, but I know that would be asking too much of this community.
Again, join or don't. If not enough people participate, the tournament will not held. Simple.

I simply wanted to host something fun. That's about it.
That's all. Thanks.

Get a sex change with that money kigha.

if you have enough money to spare, you can do what others including myself have only dreamt about: organize a LAN where's my plane ticket pl0x

as for 'legitimacy', a steam account shud be better than a facebook one, since dm ain't free no more
and you should've found a spokesman since you can't be trusted

Meet at the lagoon in 5?

Meet at the lagoon in 5?

Formal clothes...

if you have enough money to spare, you can do what others including myself have only dreamt about: organize a LAN where's my plane ticket pl0x

as for 'legitimacy', a steam account shud be better than a facebook one, since dm ain't free no more
and you should've found a spokesman since you can't be trusted

I speak pretty well, but Kigha, you gotta disclose a lot fucking more before anyone will begin to trust you.

Also, if you want to garner interest in a dead game by injecting funds into a competitive tourney, (or whatever your reasoning) why the fuck are you not donating to an established league like CU or eFPS?
I have worked with *and* received prize money from Dallas, and despite him being a satanic Cowboys fan, he does NOT fuck people over.
Unless I am mistaken, CU has successfully had money tourney's from donations.

Both are very viable and popular establishments that have rules and community input/information methods already in-place.
I am sure either will follow you condition(s) about the money, like it being for a NA tourney only, or whatever; this would be provided, of course, that your conditions are reasonable.

Why are you not using an established league? What is your agenda?

So like, if I even give this tournament a chance, what's it gonna be? 1v1? 2v2? What? I have no Facebook account at all (beyond those slim chances), so I can't look at the rules and details if they're there.

Secondly, how did you get this money? You must have a good job to have 2 grand lying around, or maybe it was a really good day in the stock market? Just be honest, even if it's drug money or something. Blas would still take it. Or are you just that fucking nuts to throw away 2 grand that took like 6+ months to save from a grocery store job?


EDIT: I second new guy's post right above this one

But this is completely legitimate.

Not buying it. You literally spent years building a fake online persona only to be discovered, rage quti, and now you come back offering a few bucks for a tourney when there's only a handful of people still playing.

Something doesn't add up. If you have money to flush down a toilet, why not give it to charity or some needy family who could use it?

Why use FB to set up a tournament if people are just going to make fake accounts? That's a lot of hassle just to set up a tourney when available forums and Steam work just fine.

Your previous level of dishonesty brings me to only one conclusion:



Something is just not right here.

It's purely 1v1-only. No 2v2. No divisions. Just simple random seed-bracket 1v1 type of tournament.

And I'm well aware that I may seem like I'm joking about this. But I'm really not. And I didn't randomly rage quti, either. I've been playing this entire time. Even after people found out. I just stopped caring about dumb shit so I stopped making a big deal about everything. lol. That's the honest truth.

And as far as Steam, if everyone REALLY would prefer to use Steam, my Steam ID is "nolmts" feel free to add me.

Furthermore: I'm not using an established league already because, simply put, I just don't like them.
I mean, you guys literally have NO investment in this. I honestly don't know why you're making such a huge deal out of something you have to put NO money towards.
Even if I DID "fake it" and pull your guys' legs, you'd still lose ABSOLUTELY nothing. So I really have no clue why it's a huge deal. Just play and have fun. But I'm definitely putting the money towards it.

Might make a Steam page I guess as an alternative to this so everyone can see since FB is apparently the most difficult thing in the world to use.

Anyway, add me and I'll see what I can do about page for you guys and you're more than welcome to privately message me any ON-TOPIC (again, I quote: ON TOPIC regarding the tournament) questions. I do not want any bs questions regarding anything offensive or ill-mannered, please.

WHAT KIND OF MONEY?!


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And yes, I do have a pretty well-paying job. I'm very lucky to have it and I've worked my ass off reading nonstop books to get into this field I work now. So I'm quite content with the amount I make. I refuse to state my title/position or amount that I make because nobody will believe it anyway. Just know that I make more than enough to support $2k without having to worry about bankruptcy.

But the real reason of this post: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/mayanendinghl2dm/

There. It's a group I made for the tournament with ALL rules regarding it. I figured it'll be easier for you guys to look at. Join and PM me for all who plan on attending the tournament. If you all need anything else, let me know. Thanks.

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That's something else I'd rather not give out as most people will not believe the age compared to amount of money I make, either.

But since almost everyone already knows in HL2 anyway, I'm 19.

somehow the 'mayan ending' makes me believe that YOU believe the world will end before this tourny will end so you won't actually have to give out any money lol but make people play again, which is ok, but lying is not OR could be that you don't have the money now but assume you'll have it in 6 to 12 months and that is just, to put it nicely, naive
a smaller amount like the 600 for the ctf tourny would've been more believable, but like i asked before, if you have a preposterous amount of money and a generous stable income, why not organize a lan? i like the idea that this is out of any current league but id also like it to be the most fair as possible

winner takes all or is the prize money split on top 3?

Pretty sure the winner takes all.

Yes, winner takes all. And I'm not organizing a LAN because I'm not paying for everyone's fucking flights/trips out here.
I have money, I never said I was rich. Knock the LAN idea, it isn't happening. It would be major amounts of fun, but it won't happen.
Plus, if people don't even trust me enough to believe I have 2k, who the fuck is going to bother travelling out ANYWHERE NEAR me for a LAN?
In addition: I hate LANs anyway.

I honestly have no clue why you people don't just sign up, I even made a Steam group page with a Steam ID you can add because everyone was whining about the FB thing. NOW that THAT is handled, you all complain about the money... This community is literally impossible. It is seriously impossible. It costs you all NOTHING to compete. At ALL. There's NO damage to your income to compete in this tournament. I have no clue why there's a huge deal being made from it.

Either way, it still stands. And all rules are posted on the group page. Like I've said a million times, it's 2k, first place wins all, join or don't join. I'm not changing anything.

The ONLY thing I'll consider changing is splitting up the 2k between 1st, 2nd, and third place. That's only if you guys want that, of course.

From Kighas Facebook: "I used to play video games for a living. Made a lot of money."

This guy loves telling the truth.

From Kighas Facebook: "I used to play video games for a living. Made a lot of money."

Charged for cyber sex?

..... Really?
Alright. You all win.
Sorry I even offered, guys.
I'm not checking this page any longer.
If you have any further questions, I will be on Steam. Thanks.

That was quick...

I would really like to know which game you made all this money in though, since you were god awful at hl2...

Ahh... i was wondering why i was the only one talking about this ...but turns out you guys were all in another channel. Glad to see more people taking my approach..... through a process of logical trial and error i think its very easy to see that this freak (guy/girl/transvestite) is nothing more than worthless pathetic maggot-like human being.


I think this video sums it up for not just Kigha/ Panic/ and all you other weasels out there.



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Is it just me or is he wearing lipstick in his facebook pic?

hahaha he has 6 friends on fb.

Damn, a tournament that maybe 10 players could have possibly won, in a dead game, would have attracted millions of new DM players.
Maybe even a good server or two.

You fucking ungrateful people!

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LLOLOLOL SHUTUP.

Elmo empire pb suckin faggot.

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i ain't puffin my chest out so no need to imply the small man syndrome. Just tired of reading all your little posts and felt like a random attack. it's funny...no?

You see what i did thurrr? Elmo empire because evil doesn't fit you, PB sucking because pb likes the cock and you 2 share intimate relations.

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Well i'm not a fan of two and a half men...big bang theory other then the few sex jokes can be funny. It's definitely not on my top 10 list. Dexter, The wire, Walking dead, Mad men fill my top spots. But hey...stop being a fucking faggot alright?

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Ace is just all jelly @ how cute Alex is.

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So fucking cute.

And if Billy is taking anyones cock, it is mine.
You jelly about that too? Wanna fuck some Billy_Bum but it's out of reach?

So angwy.

Hahaha.......Nutri, ohhh the hypocrisy ! and hey New Guy..... Not sure why you put that video up there if he's your buddy and all....just fuel to the fire..

Not angwy, sometimes my posts seem angry when really it's just sarcasm. I use the word faggot which i probably shouldn't like you use the word bum looker.

The hypocrisy?

LoL.

Starting to think Ace has not made any ladyfolk orgasm.
Prolly paying for it; it's all purely theatrical dude, they ain't liking you.

I have to do it for Pacific Asian businessmen all the time.

Woah, woah, woah, kids. Let's get back on a topic we can all agree on, and that topic is making fun of Kigha and his retarded attempt at a...a um...the...whatever-the-fuck he's up to.

Gawdammnit, thread was looking like a promising trollery.

Now it has descended into a boring AceFest.

Mr. Personality. Boring.

Yawn. Going to bed. Fuck you all

That's an improbability when ....



Give me a call Impala;) I know why you come on this site and it is not for the game. We can power lift together.

I Want to Fuck you all

Bet kigha has a dildo.

Impala can't power lift anymore after a fireman tried to fuck his ass while he was squatting 400 some.

And yes, Kigha taped a dildo to a seat and practiced on it, as do we all.

Lots of assfuck going on, though I do have that effect.

Maybe this was kigha's plan all along?

I come here for the occasional surfacing of Uncle Rico's sage mastery and the excitement and hilarity of young folks who read a book and a Wiki post, go to College, play DM really well and think they know it all, showing what jerks they really are.

Also, for the latest masochistic cry for help and belonging from New Guy.

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STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES! $2,000 is just SO much money. Too much. He must be peddling drugs for cartels. Unfathomable...there must be something more than meets the eye.
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A second-hand $2,000 (assuming it would even be paid) is not nearly enough money, unless you're starving, to garner enough of your attention to even get to the point of having to determine whether or not you want to believe Kigha and invest your time in the tourney. He nor anyone else appears to give a shit if you partake, so find something else to do..or focus your contrived hostility on someone like Panic, who actually has been proven to sucker money out of people.

You know, for a dead game, its Skip Bayless School of Punditry is alive and kicking. Full force, equipped with personal attacks (warranted to a degree) and irrelevant YouTube embeds to provide apparent support for an otherwise pointless and vastly empty argument.

You don't see me conspiring whether or not he's inserting diamond studded dildos into his asshole or deepthroating Furbys in his free time. If you really don't care about him, you must realize the troll-like insistence may make some think otherwise.

When someone in 2012 pretends to launch a FiOS-like tournament with a payout of $100,000, then you have grounds to waste your whole day conspiring about the drug trafficking roots of the cash.

I mean no harm by this post, but come the fuck on.

2 grand

HURR kigha's PP tastyz lik dah oh-sheen

You put *THAT* in your mouth? Mighty brave and disgusting, even for me.

Nicely done New Guy, you managed to make a post where you didn't run around in circles and pretend to have a point.

STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES! $2,000 is just SO much money. Too much. He must be peddling drugs for cartels. Unfathomable...there must be something more than meets the eye.
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A second-hand $2,000 (assuming it would even be paid) is not nearly enough money, unless you're starving, to garner enough of your attention to even get to the point of having to determine whether or not you want to believe Kigha and invest your time in the tourney. He nor anyone else appears to give a shit if you partake, so find something else to do..or focus your contrived hostility on someone like Panic, who actually has been proven to sucker money out of people.

You know, for a dead game, its Skip Bayless School of Punditry is alive and kicking. Full force, equipped with personal attacks (warranted to a degree) and irrelevant YouTube embeds to provide apparent support for an otherwise pointless and vastly empty argument.

You don't see me conspiring whether or not he's inserting diamond studded dildos into his asshole or deepthroating Furbys in his free time. If you really don't care about him, you must realize the troll-like insistence may make some think otherwise.

When someone in 2012 pretends to launch a FiOS-like tournament with a payout of $100,000, then you have grounds to waste your whole day conspiring about the drug trafficking roots of the cash.

I mean no harm by this post, but come the fuck on.

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To answer Ace's "question," this kid is just another post-fucksgiven wannabe - kinda like kigha.

Nicely done New Guy, you managed to make a post where you didn't run around in circles and pretend to have a point.

Being pedantic is my nature, yes. That would be the more concise and accurate term you were looking to use.
On matters that I find to be of relatively greater import in this shitbag community, I consider myself thorough and perfectionist; others call it pedantic. Whatevers.

You obviously garner some degree of animosity toward my posts at CU, for only on matters of mapping and the age-old OB_mod have my posts been quite-the-hefty-read on these forums; and therefore, would be the posts/rants you are referring to. The reason you don't rebutle any of my posts in their respective threads over there @ CU is the same reason you don't scrim in ag2_stock and jump to support this shady nìgger of transvestite internet-personfifed piece of cockgravey: you ain't fucking good enough.
Sorry kid, Better luck next year.

If Dallas or CU put up this money, we would have no questions as to "why" whatsoever.
Other than the usual "why this game?" kind of questions.
People would think an established game league would use it in a more popular game like tf2 or a newer one like Nexuiz.

The nature of our collective questioning is not derived from the amount of money or how it was "earned."
It is derived from the obvious fact (not just overwhelming opinion) that Kigha is in the same circle/boat of shifty cumguzzling nigmuffin shoe-shining pigfuckers as Panic now is.
Kigha is a "classic" shifty-circlejerker. You would know this if you crawled out of those dm_sniper Pubs sooner. You support him/her/it (even though it was obvious you were trying/failing to appear *not* under her/its banner) because you and kigha are the same type of small, pathetic, palpable turds that just refuse to get flushed out of the "competitive" hl2dm scene.

Instead, you're all apart of the post Oct_2010 DM shitstew. Valve already flushed this joke of a game away.
That's another reason why I think a thread/idea like this stinks to high heaven.

It is over. Cyn^ won. Or gay ass phantom, idk which.







(jk phanty - 1v1 brah?)

I have no clue what posts you think I harbor any animosity from, as I very infrequently even visit CU let alone read their forum. As to your argument that those posts have been your only ones monotonous in nature, you might want to read what you just posted. Perhaps settle down on the AG2 dickriding; truth is that game is deader than this one. I understand that you just want another cause to ride to give yourself an added artificial purpose.

As for your claim that if I crawled out of dm_sniper pubs often enough to realize Kigha was shifty, try harder. If you're trying to indirectly hint that I'm somewhat less of anything for playing there, you're speaking the same of yourself as that is where I first met you. You do not know me and never have; leading from insecurities to an even greater volume of your pedantic rants.

You can't make any sort of sound argument without randomly and senselessly name-dropping Poor_Billy, Nutri-Grain or Gina -- or, most recently, this Janek guy --to somehow, someway preserve your role as a wannabe, credible pundit for this game. I now expect your routine buffoonery and a diatribe about a certain someone and a pregnancy scare.

Oh, I get it..that's why you're so sensitive to the Kigha sitation. For you too were a lovebird and vulnerable.

People would think an established game league would use it in a more popular game like tf2 or a newer one like Nexuiz.

Nexuiz looks like a dumpy unreal tournament 3. An established league would pick up SC2, tribes and few games that are more interesting to watch than that slug of a game tf2 and now nexiuz. NASL is already on its way with providing all the hype and fan population needed for growth. Also, Blizzard now does there own tournaments. It's exciting to see now that social networking is allowing
e-sports to grow.

In short kigha does not have a website or special interest in building anything around him/her. he/she has no reason to put up this money other then to stir shit up. And like new guy said.....If he ran it through efps i would be more then happy to play and forgive him/her. But the truth is people don't really change, kigha was a sleezeball back then and will continue to be one now.

I have no clue what posts you think I harbor any animosity from, as I very infrequently even visit CU let alone read their forum. As to your argument that those posts have been your only ones monotonous in nature, you might want to read what you just posted.

Of course I did, Idiot, and it flows real nice. Just like how I make sweet (albeit firm) love to your mom, boy.

Perhaps settle down on the AG2 dickriding; truth is that game is deader than this one. I understand that you just want another cause to ride to give yourself an added artificial purpose.

I only promoted using ag2 as another form of hl2dm or as a secular league-based platform, which is exactly what it was made for. One should use the right tool for the job.
Now I use it to test my own game theory for what will likely be a source 2011 mod. That's not a cause, it is my ambition. Nìggerfaggot.
Janek did excellent work on his mod, but I was never into the ag/pro_mod stuff. The quake-style bhop code is amazing fun.
Don't try to walk this intellectual tight rope and then try to pull "tl;dr" as the reason you are misunderstanding/not-caring/not-reading my past-posts and points made on said subjects, or even try to say that my posts do not "have a point."
The majority of the fucking community always knows my points, especially when they don't want to. Am newguy, dumbshit.
I am bull-headed and authoritative when I write, you blind cunt.
Either you possess the ability to READ my stuff or you do not. Do some research before you try analyzing me. Many PhD's have, and they very much like what they see.

As for your claim that if I crawled out of dm_sniper pubs often enough to realize Kigha was shifty, try harder. If you're trying to indirectly hint that I'm somewhat less of anything for playing there, you're speaking the same of yourself as that is where I first met you. You do not know me and never have; leading from insecurities to an even greater volume of your pedantic rants.

Listen, Kid, I meant crawl out of that secluded community of TKC and bullshit. You would have been around for how Kigha was a complete gossip dickhead-cumstain to Luke.
Luke was nerd, but a good guy. I am sure Ace feels as I do, and that is a degree of shame, for rubbing it in on him. My excuse is "billy told me to."

Fucking idiot. Yes, I played @ those low grav servers, for that is how I fucking knew YOU were there.
This back when crouching-in-mid-air was NOT penalized by the game, and it was quite a bit of fun.
I don't need to know you. My dick is smaller and I am a superior male.

You can't make any sort of sound argument without randomly and senselessly name-dropping Poor_Billy, Nutri-Grain or Gina -- or, most recently, this Janek guy --to somehow, someway preserve your role as a wannabe, credible pundit for this game. I now expect your routine buffoonery and a diatribe about a certain someone and a pregnancy scare.

I am not a pundit for this game, I believe in real skill and I enjoy losing to phanty/grain because they have it in ag2.
I was never "good" among the REAL community, but I am leagues ahead of the trash that is left.
Go read my books @ CU on why the movement is now fucked in valve_dm, for I make no "name drops" idiot. My awesome arguments are my own.
PB, Grain, Gina - only in pubs talking about lawls past do I mention them (aside from Alex being uber_cute or PB being my fav_butthole on these formus.)

... and mentioning Janek is name dropping? The fuck are you talking about?
Janek, who I did not discover until it was far to late, was a brilliant community-oriented coder who worked his ass off for his mod.
He worked REAL close with Boshed too - and I worked with abnoksious. Those guys made dm_helix and dm_airfusion respectively, both new-age, dynamic and probably the most aesthetically pleasing environments the game ever fucking knew (I still love you Valar + beef.)
These gentleman are professionals who put forth their free time to make this shit, and mentioning their names and their work forces my arguments to undergo a defamation?
I am now learning from these gentleman and their work so that my own works can resemble a shed of their ability and perfectionism. Fuck you, idiot cunt.

Oh, I get it..that's why you're so sensitive to the Kigha sitation. For you too were a lovebird and vulnerable.

I am someone who has lived far more than you. Life is fucked, and it is dealing with it that defines who you are as a man. Read my lil'lecture to ziek, idiot.
EDIT: It is here: http://halflifenation.com/forum/phpBB3/ ... a&start=20
I am just as sensitive to the "kigha" situation as rico, ace, constipator, and everyone else ::

The guy is fucked in the head and fucked with a real nice guy in the community of his favorite hobby.
He is a shifty cunt, and the reputation will be forever staining his tourney idea unless he takes drastic measures to establish trust.

Now go get oiled up and rub your fat cock on kighas face, I am sure he likes it. Idiot.

bind MOUSE1 "say idiot"

FUCK YOU.

Yes, I'm sure you are a field day to many people with PhDs.

Quite shallow to assume that because I played on one server, that's the only one I played on. I'm sure you being "bullheaded" has lead you to the incorrect assumption that I wasn't around as the Kigha/ Luke incident took place. Right. As if that was so long ago. I wasn't even born then, was I, New Guy? I was around then, and have been subjected to every possible rehash of the story since. It's practically folklore.

I am not a pundit for this game, I believe in real skill and I enjoy losing to phanty/grain because they have it in ag2.

This is the name dropping I'm talking about.

I did not call Janek or any of those mentioned into question, so no need to go on another preach-a-thon. I'm saying you use them them as artificial support in arguments that aren't related to anything they are involved in - as if to be so fucking random that you distract people from the point you claim to have. How does Phantom, aside from your purpose of running away from logic, factor into your reasoning for why you don't believe you are acting like a pundit for this game?

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Yes, I'm sure you are a field day to many people with PhDs.
I was around then, and have been subjected to every possible rehash of the story since. It's practically folklore.

You didn't matter then, you were not actively involved. At all. Everyone @ these forums knows this.
And if you were versed in the lore, why did you think it was the nature surrounding the fucking money as to the lack of trust?

Are you ignorant or stupid? Don't even - its Both.

This is the name dropping I'm talking about. yada yada phantom

No one can be a real pundit for hl2dm gameplay. It is a random joke that had no real Game Design Theory, only re-writing the SP code 5 times over and fixes a few things for fios.
I know this. You did not, but do now. But were we speaking of hl2dm gameplay?
If so, I'll continue: EDIT: LOL I LIKE RANTING - and I am leaving it in, enjoy
I used to think it was possible for my theories and ability to create a standardization of game-play the competitive-community, but even though my props formula was solid - fearsome wanted 8 different maps and 8 different games in a season. Everyone was fucked in the head back then. And that Fucked era took away the games "golden years." - Yah know, the time when you were in sniper pubs and NOT in CAL scrims and matches? MOUSE2: Idiot.cfg

I used to be a "pundit" and mappers even invited me for interviews and stuffz, now I can't give much of a fuck since it has all gone to hell @ CU. Maybe I should have mentioned that before, but fuck off.

I can say I know far more about what hl2dm was, is, and could have been, as well as the elements of REAL skill I have seen from players like phanty and grain, than you ever will.
I also know far more about groups of players and their styles, for I categorized them, classified them.
Stickers, spammers, sweepers and all that BS.

Thing I failed to see years ago was that work would not be for hl2dm, but my own ambitions.
Such inequity is now being rectified. No thanks to late wannabes like you.
In hl2dm, I tried to find a theory in a lack therof. The random ruins it. It is why my game will have 0 random aspects.
I made a solid formula for normalizing props in maps and creating a standardization of game-play in the fuckfest of hl2dm.
Too bad the game was pretty dead, even by April 19th, 2007. (First day I played)

In sum: I am not a pundit for hl2dm "theory" per-say - but I am for FPS game theory in general. It is now my "field" of study.
Yep. Nerd. Bitches love it. And small dicks.

But again, we were not getting into all of that of FPS stuff. We were taking about kigha's shiftiness and community knowledge thereof.
I am not a pundit for hl2dm dramalore, I was just regurgitating common knowledge. Idiot.
If I came across as knowing everything - it is okay - for this is true.

The not-pundit bit was you misunderstanding a more "concise" statement. My apologies for not being my usual thorough self.
If you fail to see how a player like phanty is very much involved in "REAL" hl2dm and "REAL" skill and the knowledge gained from playing him - you really are an idiot.
Forgot my own rule; never argue with an idiot, for they just bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Good thing I know everything, so I can't lose. Awesome.

"Nino: Wait, What?"

If you fail to see how a player like phanty is very much involved in "REAL" hl2dm and "REAL" skill and the knowledge gained from playing him - you really are an idiot.

Where on earth did I say that? Oh, I forgot, you're running away from reasoning again.

You answer very few questions, then go on with a manifesto about something random that you feel fondly about. Everyone on the forum knows this.

Great. I'm glad you like your game. Enjoy playing it by yourself.

Oh yeah?
You ask fucking stupid questions Such as:

Why you all suspecting the money is ill-legit becasue "its 2k?"

No, we're suspeciting it is ill legit because it is fucking Kigha

Game is over and either cyn^ or phanty won? Who are they? Why name dropping?

Either that team or that guy is the best of hl2dm. More of an opinion to be sure, but a common one among REAL players.
I thought you were misunderstanding what real player and real skill is, my apologies, you proved to be too stupid to get up to that point at all.

Wow newguy, you know a lot about hl2dm-related shit, you think you are some "pundit" on 60 minutes or something?

No, but I am smarter than you.
And I am one of the few intellectuals that actually spent a great deal of time analyzing hl2dm. Aside from environmental (map) matters, the only one.
The community knew this, and you do not for some reason. Idiot.
I am writing a book. Really. I am. It is tiled "Pile of Shit: The Untold Half-Life 2: Deathmatch Story"

Who wants a signed copy?

Anyways, I already answered all of those, and more that you *may* of had. As I said in my edit before your post, I like ranting. I write for a living.
It was hard to tell if you understood because you didn't seem to know much of anything. At all. Like Kigha.

Enjoy playing it by yourself.

LOL - you are tying to mock people playing with themselves?

Even Gina did that. Usually about 1:15 am central time. Ariel Rebel was her lesbian crush.













As for the game-subject matter, I have received a lot of feedback for AWA - so I am not alone.
Among "REAL" players, I don't have a hard time finding game where there is time for one.
Thank you for the well-wishing, though.

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I said that the money was not enough for you to drop your pants and launch an endless debacle about whether Kigha should be trusted. Past history has given you the answer to that question. I never once defended Kigha's character..you only accuse me of that because I never attacked him either. Common misunderstanding for narrow-minded thinkers like yourself.

By me calling you out on the name dropping, I never implied that I didn't know who they were. I know who they are. I am not comparing our skills, but I have played the game longer than you. No need for the snarky history lesson.

By pundit, I also mean you sensationalize every irrelevant detail, then go on about it for pages and pages.

Intellectual? I don't know if that's the word I'd use. I also never said you were knowledgeable about the game. I simply called you a pundit because you feel that it is your obligation to weigh in on everything and butcher it into a senseless squabble..to the point you look like you're just fucking around. Not very authoritative.

Kigha doing anything in this community is reason enough for us to squint our eyes and discuss wtf? or Why?
Considering the amount of shifty fuckoverness (panic) this community has seen, we, I, they, anyone could question why Kigha would be selling her strap-on's or anything else.
Everyone is, and should be, free to express whatever. Right?

You were telling people to stop discussing the possible shadyness of Kigha, and your reasoning was that a mere 2k is not enough to warrant such a lengthy debate or discussion.
You're a fucking idiot. It is kigha. If you don't think people should give a fuck about 2k, kigha, my cock, etc. then lead by example and don't give a fuck. Idiot.
Not giving a fuck is done in scilence. Moron. (like OMG - right? new insult now - yay!!!!)
Behold:


You don't need to say I am knowledgeable about hl2dm for it to be true. I say that myself plenty and can back it up easily.
Many respectable developers within the community know of my knowledge, and know it well.
If you, or anyone, cares to see how, why, and/or to what extent - I would be more than happy to oblige.
Such should be painfully obvious.
That is another thread/rant for another day.

Fuck around? Me? When would I EVER do that guys? When? why would NEWGUY fuck around?
Lawl, do you know who newguy is? Have we actually played? Why are you bad?
Silly idiot.

Stop trying to pull me down there. It smells like rank cunny juice.

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I don't know...

You said it, and I could not agree more.

EDIT: Ugh, ty and FUCK you grainy poo.
This textcheck craps only goes so far, and it is not like I am throwing all my attention to this.
Since this is my last post tonight, Ill go back and fix the others. Ass. Love you.

More Cowbell. This thread needs more Cowbell.

And Honey Badger. That thing is awesome.

It is over. Cyn^ won. Or gay ass phantom, idk which.

I'll excuse your poofter of a mistake for now since i agree with you about most of the things you say when it comes to this DM game. However, you're wrong about saying cyn^ won. I've said this before and ill say it again since you dummies don't understand how evolution works (i'm not talking about apes to human theory). When DM first came out, the cyn clan was able to master the fundamentals and further progress to advanced techniques before anyone else. They were the legends, pioneers if i may. i'll use UFC and boxing as an example. You take a look at Royce Gracy and Huhammed Ali, those 2 were able to think outside of the box to succeed the competition. When the sport progressed you would then see examples of there fighting styles all across the globe. Through evolution comes a more technical, advanced form of fighter. So like the fighter, the competitive players will progress.

Only thing Cyn won is being able to evolve the quickest, and to this date... have the best frag video.

Obviously I am a .ewR| fanboy so I didn't want to come across as biased and shit if I mentioned them.
Because of the "HE'S HACKING - WHERE IS MY TWINKIE!?!?" delay caused by Seagull, the last real season of CAL got pushed into the semester and Grain could not practice.
Therefore, he couldn't apply himself to the nuances of lame outdated maps like amp, zeta, etc. and let his naturally higher talent beat $W in the post season after they once again rigged it so they could scrape in as a last seed.
It still makes me LOL when I think of how they just gave up and gave away FWs after their loss to ewR.
Anyways, because of all that drama, I cannot say ewR.

Both Cyn^ and $w nìgger rigged their respective leagues, so I shouldn't have mentioned either.
You are completely right about cyn^ - the reason I mentioned them at all is because it still kinda stings of how I let the second round of the eFPS finals slip.
I should have just let billy play instead. My net was all fucked and I could not communicate with Alex, and on LD with no footsteps - it is kinda a big deal.
So yah. Lame ass emo/shotgunaithez is the best team. Them faggots.

Valiums is just a cheerleader though, and just smacks phantyblast on the buttocks when they head out to play.
I think we can all agree on that, even the sheltered Proctor.

Fuck you blast, fucking orbs.

I said that the money was not enough for you to drop your pants and launch an endless debacle about whether Kigha should be trusted. Past history has given you the answer to that question. I never once defended Kigha's character..you only accuse me of that because I never attacked him either. Common misunderstanding for narrow-minded thinkers like yourself.

Was tired & busy yesterday. Here is a better response:
You didn't defend her/it directly, and no one fucking would. Ever. But you were trying to get people off the idea of talking about the money.
Or, you were trying to not give a fuck by giving enough a fuck too critique everyone when you should have said either "nothing" or "not that much money, I don't care about any of this and neither should you all."
So either you were nonchalantly trying to get people off that Kigha hate train, or you were and idiot and moron with regards as to how one should NOT give a fuck.'

So you were either being a shifty idiot or an ignorant idiot.
I did assume the former, but considering how you play and scrim with that group of wannabes that kigha associates with, I really don't think I am wrong.
You run in the same group as her wannabes that like the idea of competitive leagues in the broken game.
I am telling you that it is REALLY dead now, so just get flushed lil turd; hl2dm is a joke and should have always been treated as such.
Yes, I was once an idiot like you and took scrims and shit srsly.
Thing I did not realize until relatively recently is that the best fun came from not leagues, but casual 1v1's with Grain.

By me calling you out on the name dropping, I never implied that I didn't know who they were. I know who they are

The one time I dropped alex/phanty name, I was trying to convey to you that I am not someone who is a pundit for "just" hl2dm - with pages and pages of detail - but for FPS skill as a whole.
I got to my self-proclaimed expert level on FPS game theory through a lot of nerd (hard) work and dedication.
I won't be more widely credited as such until I finish all of my works, but until then, I can give you a private lesson if you wish. Lewl.

Also you know who "they" are, and the traits and knowledge they posses? Why is it wrong to mention them? Does it hurt your butt?
It is basic freshman shit. Even if you (*I*) are an accredited expert on the subject, you still bring in other "experts" into your work (term paper) to help your point.
Would you bitch if I mention Edward Witten on the subject of String Theory? I gotta do it all by myself? Lonely.

I was saying how I am not a pundit for hl2dm, but REAL fps skill. Grain/Phanty have it and use it well in practice. Gets it?
Grain is a quintessential sweeper, Phantom - Sticker, and Billy/blast - spammers (thinkers.)

I am not going into it anymore, you fail to see how I am extrapolating on ELEMENTS of hl2dm gameplay, and not the game itself.
The former I am a pundit of - in all its possible definitions, but the latter - not anymore. Got it?
The game itself is fucked and now even more broken. Tournament in it was a huge mistake at 100k - and still is @ any amount.

Idiots.

STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES! $2,000 is just SO much money. Too much. He must be peddling drugs for cartels. Unfathomable...there must be something more than meets the eye.
A second-hand $2,000 (assuming it would even be paid) is not nearly enough money, unless you're starving, to garner enough of your attention to even get to the point of having to determine whether or not you want to believe Kigha and invest your time in the tourney. He nor anyone else appears to give a shit if you partake, so find something else to do..or focus your contrived hostility on someone like Panic, who actually has been proven to sucker money out of people.
You know, for a dead game, its Skip Bayless School of Punditry is alive and kicking. Full force, equipped with personal attacks (warranted to a degree) and irrelevant YouTube embeds to provide apparent support for an otherwise pointless and vastly empty argument.

= Stop making fun of Kigha and going off into Alex being cute and other tangents - stay on topic of the tourney you ghuyz!!!!
I want to play in it! Puhlease!!!!!@121 Many real palyers are gone so I can do better!@!@!2

You don't see me conspiring whether or not he's inserting diamond studded dildos into his asshole or deepthroating Furbys in his free time.

Who the fuck cares about what *you* do? LOL. and telling people to chill - why? People who don't care don't ask others to chill - they just leave and say nothing...
I do care because I am a loud cunt with a small dick, what is your excuse?

If you really don't care about him, you must realize the troll-like insistence may make some think otherwise.

So, people troll the ones they "care" about? So ewr loves me and my faggotry?
Wow, thank you proctor, all those times I was getting banned form TS meant that billy actually loves me. Wow.
Thanks again idiot. Also : I lol'd at you trying to 'deflate' and dull your idea with the use of "may" - shut up.

When someone in 2012 pretends to launch a FiOS-like tournament with a payout of $100,000, then you have grounds to waste your whole day conspiring about the drug trafficking roots of the cash.
I mean no harm by this post, but come the fuck on.

Again, stop trying to tell others to not care, for the best thing to do in a free and open society when someone is screaming a message you DON'T agree with, such as posters of dead fetuses or how God kills soldiers because we let gays live/marry, is to walk on by like they ain't saying a goddamn thing. Freedom of speech = if you don't like it or don't care, you can plug you ears and choose not to listen. People drown faster when they freak out and try to open the car door.

Just relax and let the kigha hate wash over you, my son.
It was pretty much over when you posted anyways LOL, and now I have thrown more in.

Thank you for that, I had fun.

Newguy try posting something under 1000words for once.

Ace, herbalizer told me you play on his account in sc2, when we gunna play?

fell asleep trying to read just page 1, tried page 5 but resorted to eating cereal and masturbating instead

Newguy try posting something under 1000words for once.

Not going to count, but like half or 40% of my posts in this thread meet that criteria.
It was only after Proctor tried to preach bullshit to the hive-mind of these forums that I started giving my friend's ASUS transformer a big workout with those lengthy posts.
It was real nice to collaborate on projects @ campus AND rant on the forums when I wanted to waste time.

Man, that fucking quad-core tablet was fucking nice to use. I may need to buy myself one.

fell asleep trying to read just page 1, tried page 5 but resorted to eating cereal and masturbating instead

Recap:
Kigha is shady
Proctor tried to tell us to get a life and stop talking about her/its shadyness
I Proved I know everything; Proctor became jelly.
I admitted emo/phantom were best ever in hl2dm - game is now done and over.
But I did call you a pussy ass cheerleader noob. 1v1 brah?

I ate cornflakes and jizzed strawberry yogurt into my bowl, you?

Newguy try posting something under 1000words for once.

Ace, herbalizer told me you play on his account in sc2, when we gunna play?

I'd play with ya but if i crash 3 times during a game you might take the win and refuse to play me ever again.

I'm surprised you played fanom the other day, you usually don't play anyone unless it's leagueplay or if you know you can win or. hence the sc2 challange.



PB's history - Play for 6 months, starts winning here and there, starts beating good players, enters cal. Beats me by 1 point in game three. reg season stomps me in tig (smart move, i never thought you would pick a map that was never played until that season) Then plays me in lockdown, a map you never beat me at prior. I crash 3 times and you take the win and talk mad shit all over the U. Say you're the master of the universe and never/ever give anyone a shot to play you to take it away. Just the smug attacks on the U after that, So no we aren't going to play a game.

Why not? How about I'll let you pick my race, the map, and I'll only use workers to kill you.

You should be used to losing to me, so who cares if it's in a different game.


I also remember you telling me about a year ago it would take you a month to hit masters. Must suck to still be stuck in bronze.

I am shorter than Alex, and he has already placed his cute wiener in more biddies than I ever will.
Billy is gay, and beat me in something I took very srsly. My butt hurts.
Guys, I am crying, & my tears taste like salty goodness

We know man, we know.

I am here for you if you need me...

Ohhh now the shit talk. I never picked up SC2, i don't own it. I have never played a league game in my life. Why would you challange me.

I am shorter than Alex, and he has already placed his cute wiener in more biddies than I ever will.
Billy is gay, and beat me in something I took very srsly. My butt hurts.
Guys, I am crying, & my tears taste like salty goodness

We know man, we know.

I am here for you if you need me...

Yea alright new guy, lets be more hypocrital shall we? I don't want to, but i will rip you a new one

That phase comes from the male/seed bravado of fucking a hole so hard, and new one is torn into the one fucked.

Do you wish to fuck me, big daddy?

"Don't want to" mah ass. Literally. Yah.

Talk abut your hypocrites....

That phase comes from the male/seed bravado of fucking a hole so hard, and new one is torn into the one fucked.

Do you wish to fuck me, big daddy?

"Don't want to" mah ass. Literally. Yah.

Talk abut your hypocrites....

Do you want it?

Btw; this [now] belongs here:


And to your most recent post: Yes.
Criticism makes everyone better, and I will try to NOT be so "pedantic" with regards to responding to your "ripping."
Mostly because I am @ my class lab, but also (can't believe I am saying this) because I respect you more.

Rip away Daddy.

You didn't just say that

mhm.

In all seriousness, it would be nice if someone from the "REAL" community of hl2dm DID "rip" me.

Prof is about to start lecture, and if I could learn this shit on my own - I wouldn't be here
Gimme something to read when I get back in like 5 hours. I don't have that tablet anymore, just my desktop.

brb bros.

People are always tied to group think, if i have problems with the majority. It is easier to dislike me and join the crowd. But to be fair. there are only about 15 of us left and i have offended at least 10 of you at one point or another.

Ace, i don't understand the logic behind Cyn didn't win anything.
By your own analogy, Cyn would be Royce Gracie and he did indeed beat folks ass early on.
This evolution stuff is pedantic and shallow.
Of course the nature of the sport or game progresses but that is not to say Cassius Clay/Ali did not win.
Wasn't Cyn undefeated two years in a row?

Ace, i don't understand the logic behind Cyn didn't win anything.
By your own analogy, Cyn would be Royce Gracie and he did indeed beat folks ass early on.
This evolution stuff is pedantic and shallow.
Of course the nature of the sport or game progresses but that is not to say Cassius Clay/Ali did not win.
Wasn't Cyn undefeated two years in a row?

What planet do you live on???

"Cyn would be Royce Gracie and he did indeed beat folks ass early on."

Yes they slaughtered the competition, but... Royce Gracie trained in ju-jitzu before anyone else did. So that is an advantage much like the fast orb was when players first were able to utilize. Cyn mastered that before anyone else could. Muhammed Ali took alot of punches because he knew the fighters would tire out at the end of it (which caused him alot of brain damage in the end) But nevertheless he won. Now fighters pick up on that game thanks to muhammed ali and know not to tire themselves out. People that fought Royce Gracy didn't have any defense against it so they just flopped around like a dying fish. Just by watching them you would see that as the sport progressed the ones that followed had built on that knowledge and made themselves better fighters.


Mike tyson (in his prime) would slaughter muhammed ali.
Anderson silva would systematically pick apart Gracie.



The problem with you old folks is that you want to hold on to your legends.


And much like your view on politics, your view is outdated. The old way is dying, something new has to replace it.

I'm hosting a tournament as well.


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Okay, so explain the statement that they didn't win anything.

Just do that without all the other bravado braggadocio bullshit.

Explain how winning is not winning.
Seems Cynosure either was ahead of the curve AND WON or they cheated or rigged something.
Which is it? Both? All three? Were they ahead of the curve, won, AND rigged it?

Your point about being in at the beginning first in DM was well taken, till you leaped into the chasm with "they didn't win anything.
Such always seems to be the case with you. Even your valid points i agree with are lost in a Tornado of bullshit.
Don't try so hard. Being a self negating jerk is self-negating. Plus, you are boring me to tears with your brilliant obtusivity (thats' right, i made that word up! Sue me!)

No.. no....no.... you are taking me wrong impala. They won the leagues as i stated before, but as far as winning hl2dm as a whole, they did not. That's what this topic is and you mother fucker why are you turning this on a self aggrandizing thing about me. you look at the timeline. Those $hitty wankers had won the most money and league play (as much as i hate to say it). So don't give me that shit...that this is all about me. Fuck you are so god damn stupid.

And as a spectator, which you are. You clearly cannot understand what separates the good and the great. Now if you played with these guys or had the eye of watching demo's you would see the timeline. And let me just tell you something...If you look at the talent of
FIOS alone... the pros at the time had no fucking talent. If we had that tournament now, micahwave and mario would place in the 20-30 group.

*sigh* Impala gets all the hate-attention from Ace. I am so jelly.
I was looking forward to my rip...

It is also impossible for you to actually offend me Ace. No one can *actually* offend me, only wound my forum-pride.
Oh which I feel is somewhat challenging and engaging; plus, Grain and I get a good laugh out of it.

Bring It. Pussy. Yeah.

Whatever. You just admitted your statement was nonsense.

I'm glad PB beat you. I enjoy that it haunts your soul and eats at your guts.

So, just remember, Cyn SW EWR PB, Kotao, Seagull, WINNERS!

Ace, not so much.

"Only thing Cyn won is being able to evolve the quickest, and to this date... have the best frag video."

Well, there was two seasons of undefeated play.
There was that. Not exactly nothing.

On another note, Kigha should just offer 2000 in an invitational.
Invite the group of players that could possibly win to play each other and let's see how the cards fall.

What would a short list look like?
PB
Nutrigrain
Phantom
Blasphemy
Confused
Redeye
Bahlk
New Guy
Ace
Teto

This of course is North America/Canada
Invite them. Present 6 - 8 maps Sponsor on a Central server.

Forget some big tournament.

"Whatever. You just admitted your statement was nonsense."

I did no such thing

"I'm glad PB beat you. I enjoy that it haunts your soul and eats at your guts."

I cared when it happened because of how it happened. PB pisses me off on a personal level like everyone else here on the U.There is no extra hate towards him over the loss, there is just personal attacks.

yn SW EWR PB, Kotao ( you fucking moron, ko tao was not even a mid teared player), Seagull, WINNERS!


And fuck you for having down syndrome and trying to slander what i said. You think in all of that i didn't mean that they were winners at the beginning?! Fuck you and your shit reasoning.

on a side note i found nutri on a poster supporting his kony 2012 project, have you seen it?

on a side note i found nutri on a poster supporting his kony 2012 project, have you seen it?

Look into my eyes.

I'm hosting a tournament as well.


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Hey Blas!

Also, jacking it in San Diego.

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If you listen to what he is actually saying the dude actually thinks he is Jesus Christ. This scummy undercover homosexual is exposed kinda like kigha.. Oooooo burn.

I believe Kotao won the 1 v 1 in CAL. I'd say he is/was more than a middling player.

I notice you didn't explain the statement, which didn't make any sense and just revert to insults.
You stated i misconstrued what you MEANT, when i reposted exactly what you TYPED and how it didn't make sense.
Winning is Winning, as long as it ain't cheating.
Maybe you should engage your brain a little longer before shooting off.

Also, your Valiumsesque statement that i was never a serious player in DM or some shit was true, but irrelevant. I never claimed to be a top tier player and that is besides the point. You seem to think you can win by intimidation and insults or some such foolishness.

"slander". Really?! You have to be some kind of little pussy, i must say.
Accusations of slander!? You are a real sociopath.

Ko-tao won because nobody good played against him. Ask anyone from around the way if ko-tao was a great player.

You took what i said and flipped it because you're to fucking stupid to understand what was said. i compared cyn to Gracie and Muhammed, how the fuck dont you understand that means they must of won. I said they didnt win anything when it comes to winning the game as a whole. You know...remember that thread when i was talking about panic stealing and you thought i was talking about you? Well fuck this is same type of shit i would expect from you.

You don't know how to make a point without jumping the shark or making up some bullshit.
I didn't say Kotao was a GREAT player.
I said he was more than middling or middle rung.

I don't care whatever you make up to squiggle like a worm out from underneath your extremist and highly illogical stupid comments.
You SAID/TYPED/POSTED Cyn didn't win anything other than...

It was patently false, PERIOD.
Do you understand how the English Language works, especially print!?

But this is fucking typical of you. You come on strong, sling a lot of venom and crap around, insult people and their intelligence and then complain you are always made the BAD GUY.
You make ridiculous statements of fact about my politics you can't even know because we have never discussed all of them.
You act like someone has to win CAL in order to address King Ace or post here.

You know who you remind me of? TETO.

Except he was friendlier and helpful.
You have some serious infantile and sociopathic tendencies you may want to mitigate.

Here ill explained to you so even a little puke could understand.

I responded to new guys comment. He stated fanom or cyn WON the Game (not) league).

so my response was.. they didn't win the game, not that they didn't win any leagues

Through my responses you will see i gave them credit for slaughtering everyone in the beginning.

i won both

Here's a better analogy:

Cyn = Philadelphia 76ers, probably the best team in the early NBA.
Luke = Magic Johnson, leader of an already talented Lakers squad.
Seagull = Michael Jordan, all-time best and pretty much carried the Bulls.
Phantom = Lebron James, MVP but hasn't won a title yet.

This evolution stuff is pedantic and shallow.

I agree, shallow and pedantic.

Prof is about to start lecture, and if I could learn this shit on my own - I wouldn't be here

the fuck I thought you were like 27

Here's a better analogy:

Cyn = Philadelphia 76ers, probably the best team in the early NBA.
Luke = Magic Johnson, leader of an already talented Lakers squad.
Seagull = Michael Jordan, all-time best and pretty much carried the Bulls.
Phantom = Lebron James, MVP but hasn't won a title yet.

http://www.everythingfps.com/tournaments/1.php

i'd rather consider myself dwayne wade instead of some idiot that chokes 24/7

Here's a better analogy:

Cyn = Philadelphia 76ers, probably the best team in the early NBA.
Luke = Magic Johnson, leader of an already talented Lakers squad.
Seagull = Michael Jordan, all-time best and pretty much carried the Bulls.
Phantom = Lebron James, MVP but hasn't won a title yet.

http://www.everythingfps.com/tournaments/1.php

i'd rather consider myself dwayne wade instead of some idiot that chokes 24/7

No regular season, doesn't count. That was more like an all-star game.

Cyn^ played the same kind of old, shitty maps and game-style that $W did. And beat them. A lot.
Please don't make me re-start my rant of how $W was a team that just played the odds against the 'randomness' of hl2dm rather than one that possessed elite raw skills.
Cyn^ was the same deal from what demos I saw, but thy just learned the nuances faster.

The lack of raw skill applies to all of those teams' members except Luke and Kurtz of course.
EDIT: Lawl. I misspelled "Luke" for "Luck," and 90% of his prop kills were just that. Still a talented player though.

Seagull is far from all time best. Far.
It was not like he "aged" and got slower and suffered reaction time dulling (like Micheal Jordon did when he played for wizards) when both grain and billy beat him senseless in 1v1's.
That is what made Seagull "focus" on a "better" game like tf2.

Seagull initially pressed for grain to join Vdus, but utterly refused to play him in a tryout 1v1. Even on stock lockdown.
Seagull always knew grain was more talented, and his fat ass never could get over it.
And since Grain would not join Vdus and help seagull win CAL and/or eat Cheetos off his man boobs, he then began hack campaign.

That's how seagull operated; if he didn't win, it had to be ill-legit.
Even when he was about to lose to an ever nerdier fag like Teto he alt-tabs and ends his steam.exe process, which creates the illusion of a crash.
1:37 was left and seagull was losing by 2, but never counted it as a win for teto because it was not a "complete 1v1 session."

Hardly a Micheal Jordon. Hardly.

Prof is about to start lecture, and if I could learn this shit on my own - I wouldn't be here

the fuck I thought you were like 27

I am 24, 25 on the 31st of May.
Changed my major 4 times, and have dealt with numerous setbacks relating to my mental illness.

Hence the references by others of me being homeless and killing people.
If you care to know specifics about my 'story' (doubt it tho) PM me. I am an open dude.

Here's a better analogy:

Cyn = Philadelphia 76ers, probably the best team in the early NBA.
Luke = Magic Johnson, leader of an already talented Lakers squad.
Seagull = Michael Jordan, all-time best and pretty much carried the Bulls.
Phantom = Lebron James, MVP but hasn't won a title yet.

Not bad...I Agree..... few things to add in there for funzies..... LukeGT had a long period of domination but crashed and burned like tiger woods. LukeGt also was a poor loser and would not give people the benefit of map choice unless it was league play. When i played luke i had to beat him on his east server when he would never ever choose to play fair and play a westcoast server. Seagull was better than LukeGT. Seagull would also talk shit but he was like a ghost, if you talk to all the top people in the game you would see that they never got a match with the guy 1vs1 outside of leagueplay. So seagull never really showed himself much other then he could completely dominate in leagues.

fnm is the only one that deserves respect. He plays people when asked, server and map choices don't matter. Only thing i don't like about the guy is that he backs up valiums.

So i'll end it with saying there skill represents those basketball players, but there actions are not worth shiiiiiiet!

This evolution stuff is pedantic and shallow.

"I agree, shallow and pedantic."
I hope you're being sarcastic because your list proves that evolution played a row. Fuck i'm sick of stupid god damn people.

@ Newguy

"Seagull initially pressed for grain to join Vdus, but utterly refused to play him in a tryout 1v1. Even on stock lockdown.
Seagull always knew grain was more talented, and his fat ass never could get over it.
And since Grain would not join Vdus and help seagull win CAL and/or eat Cheetos off his man boobs, he then began hack campaign."


Why you always tuggin your own teammates wankers all the time. I get it you want to be apart of something greater than yourself. Here's the truth. Nutri was a great up and come'r (not as good of a player as poorbilly). I was scouting nutri at the time as well, we played a couple of aim map matches maybe 5 in total, i won 2 of em. I noticed he had a great mag and had alot of potential. I wanted to be on a team with the guy because he was looking like he had a promising mag shot that could out due mine. After playing him in regular maps you could tell he wasent much of a 1vs1 player. I'll ask it now to anyone....How many people got to play nutri one vs one other than newguy and billy, or other shitties that he could dominate. I dont even recall him being in a league outside of 2vs2 or teamplay..... So anyways back to my story......Nutri jumps in with Billy. Much like the fearsome and lukgt combo.....We can all agree who carried who there. So here we go......... They join a league together, PB carries nutri. They win it. Pb disapears. Nutri loses to everyone in teamplay. End of story. If you want to discredit anything i have said show me the screens. i did a good job of grabbing all of them.

So here's where the beef all started with nutri and I. We start having 2vs2, Blas and i vs nutri and PB. Due to contrary belief, we didn't have have that many matches and the ones we had were pretty damn close both ways. We won a match on Lockdown and Lostvillage. They won some on those as well. But where it ended was with them slaughtering us on caverns. They completely dominated that map. but after they won being pb and nutri, they started rubbing it in. So the convo you see of me and nutri posted about nutri telling me how to work out was after that match, where we never got to play them again.


"That's how seagull operated; if he didn't win, it had to be ill-legit.
Even when he was about to lose to an ever nerdier fag like Teto he alt-tabs and ends his steam.exe process, which creates the illusion of a crash.
1:37 was left and seagull was losing by 2, but never counted it as a win for teto because it was not a "complete 1v1 session."

Yea he did that to Blas and I.

Yeah, Ace, I can't comment on your history with Nutri other than it being utterly hilarious when you threatened his life.

The reason I "tug their wieners" a lot is because I did play them a lot, which was a pleasure most others didn't have (as you said,) and therefore I have a great deal more perspective on them and their styles than anyone else.

Billy was ALWAYS shittier than Grain. The rivalry between themselves was actually the most heated one, in one sense or another.
They never disliked one another, but also were extremely competitive amongst themselves.
Billy was the same type of movement and item/map managing player as Seagull - and got better than Seagull.
Poor_Billy would always admit how Grain was better, when grain was not around lol, but grain's play was always very streaky.
Lemme Explain:
The problem facing grainy poo was that he never nerded (studied) hl2dm as the other "greats" did.
Hell, I nerded the game more than him and only beat him like twice.
Therefore, I can say that his play was based on what I refer to as "REAL" skill, or rhythm and flow.
He could mesh very well, made very good decisions on the fly in combat, and yes, had a nice long-range mag.
The things he did not do well are the things blast, phanty, billy, seagull, etc. (everyone else - lol) would put a paramount emphasis on: map gathering.

He never wanted to be patient and actually hone such skills, if he did, he would have been the unquestioned best and maybe we would have won the eFPS 2v2.
Like 4 times he would take EVERYTHING at the bathroom and be like "I got this" - "Dun wurry bout it" - then die.
And I would get impatient as well and be retarded and use nades on LD. Yada-Yada.
Grain is a brilliant young fellow @ UWO and that program did eat up a lot of his time, but w/e's - game is done and over. All History now.

The instance in which Grain is nothing short of invincible is when he is playing me, for he is laughing, relaxed, and never fucks up.
With that at his back, he is able to accidentally have control/domination of a map.
Shit taking can work on grain, he is human and sometimes prone to get angry, impatient, clumsy.
If he nerded and made map control second nature - he would be in same tier as phanty/Ak3d now are.

Despite those flaws, he ALWAYS has a good chance to beat you and opponents have to adapt to HIS play.
I am building my game around those combat-based talents that he and phanty have.

1v1 anyone? all this nostalgia is making me thirsty.

As far as your grain-teamplay & your screenie-crap comments go - yes, you are likely correct. I can see the screens if you wish, but I don't doubt your analysis.
Grain has to rely on others to keep the weapons and spam AWAY from the enemy, and he never played to win (team-wise, not individual KDR) when 2v2ing with anyone else (Rico) besides Billy.
Just like he does now, ge would just smell blood and rack up the majority of kills for his team.
Also, in ag2_stock (the closest thing to old-school hl2dm) I doubt that you + [even an amazing partner like phanty] could beat myself and a non-dusty Grain.
Give him two weeks and a helium-filled beach ball, he'll be ready...

Wanna go brah? Huh Brah? throwdown Brah? Yeah Brah. Doit. Faggot. Brah.

Also, the main reason we did lose in the post-CAL-2v2-league-crap (eFPS) was that I did not let billy play the second round.
This keeps in line with you original statement, but the reason behind it is that Grain would listen to billy more and play smarter.
My net was all fucked too, bleh. If the finals were on almost any other map, we would have won.

Lol, grain didn't even realize that there was 3-loose rocket ammo's on ld_r6 until I told him at like 6 min into the second round.
Again, he wouldn't study. And billy's invoked-atmosphere made Grain more nerd. Hl2dm was not about "REAL" skill, it was about nuances.
Ag2_stock made it slightly better with the hit_reg and better prop-client-relations, but yah, still lame randoms and geighness.

"Please don't make me re-start my rant of how $W was a team that just played the odds against the 'randomness' of hl2dm rather than one that possessed elite raw skills."
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$W didn't possess any elite raw skill.

I don't understand any of these arguments.
Luke, TLC, Mario 64...

!?. They were a very skilled team. And TEAM is the important part.

I'll talk to you individually, like in-game or something, Impala.
It is very easy for me to talk over the mic and visually-display stuff I mean whilst in-game.
You're not an idiot, so you will understand.

It will just be uber-redundant for all of the other "pr0tards" on these forums.
That, and I have written enough in this thread already.

I don't understand all the ego slagging of past players and excuses for not winning this or that.
I have had people say Seagull was the most talented in the game, aim, movement the package.
I have heard from many that Ace was the best ever, extreme Mag, map domination...
Even the stuff always thrown towards Teto.

None of it means jack shit.
And most all the Cyn SW EWR 911...clans had top talent.
They fielded good teams.

There is a lot of ego and personal animosity on display surrounding a VIDEO GAME!
Yeah, everyone understands Shit Talking, mind games and psy-ops surrounding matches but when does this shit end!?

Newguy knows everything, and I should only listen to him

Yes, that is correct. Now enjoy your scone and crossword puzzle.

Hey impala, take a look at the world. it's everywhere. When people put there time and effort into something it becomes more then a game, and if you really take a look down the microscope. Anyone that has won or been on the winning end of it turns into what you see on this forum. It will never end. This game or any other game. Just think what virtual reality will be like when you are truely immersed. Life is a game, and people play that card when it comes to money, material things, power. etc. Welcome to earth.


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Now if you really want to look at the extreme. Watch the documentary "King of kong" and introduce yourself to Billy Mitchell.

Now if you really want to look at the extreme. Watch the documentary "King of kong" and introduce yourself to Billy Mitchell.

Damn good documentary. Mitchell is probably the biggest douchebag I've ever seen. Kinda reminded me of Rearsome*.

Oh, by the way, $W and Morbidlyobesegull can't do shit in these forums now. glhf

So seagull never really showed himself much other then he could completely dominate in leagues.

He played leagues to win though, he didnt actually enjoy 1 vs 1 at all and so never played it outside of that, which u would know if u had talked to him aboot it. You would understand that view if u thought 1 vs 1 in hl2dm was as stupid as i do.

This game is so dead, and i couldnt give a shit, but somehow i sitll enjoy this thread.

kurtz and seagull were even in the 1v1's they played.

lets just say kurtz seagull fanom and nutri are in a tier of their own as a person who played with all of them. lukegt, blas, edge ect just fall short of that god tier sry blast

also yes fanom is rare as being not only probably the best player of all time but remaining down to earth ego wise, almost no one does that. Anyways im done hopping on dicks

I'd say the most interesting player I've watched was invx. Guy played like a robot, almost like grain but with less of the "flash". His biggest downfall is I think he never took the game too seriously. He would always skip over health even if he needed it and just rely on his mag.

iirc Cyn was kinda corrupt when it came to having admins on their side when sta was still around.

Name of the game was always half life 2 drama match since I can remember.

Invx was a unique breed. He was fun to play with that's for sure.

I'll just end with this. All of you guys pick your best or favorites based on the interactions you have had with them. There will always be conflicting arguments because of that.


Let me tell you a story.....This guy Anarchy in tribes ascend plays for the team A51, he was the first to reach level 50 and plays with a pretty decent team. He runs a live stream all day usually and has easily 100 people in there at any given time. If you went in there and asked who the best tribes player is...i almost guarantee you they would all say Anarchy. But this is far from the truth.....And this is common because there is no way to say 100% for certain who the best is. So how do people come to this conclusion because 99% of you stupid human beings base it on emotions.

As for valium I remember how good he was back in the day when he was in Cyn and owning kids. I think he showed what experience can do during cu 3v3 finals.

Invx was a unique breed. He was fun to play with that's for sure.

I'll just end with this. All of you guys pick your best or favorites based on the interactions you have had with them. There will always be conflicting arguments because of that.


Let me tell you a story.....This guy Anarchy in tribes ascend plays for the team A51, he was the first to reach level 50 and plays with a pretty decent team. He runs a live stream all day usually and has easily 100 people in there at any given time. If you went in there and asked who the best tribes player is...i almost guarantee you they would all say Anarchy. But this is far from the truth.....And this is common because there is no way to say 100% for certain who the best is. So how do people come to this conclusion because 99% of you stupid human beings base it on emotions.

yea its not like i based fanom being the best off of beating $W with seagull, nutri/pb, consti and luke and can regularly beat edge in 1v1 or anything

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yea its not like i based fanom being the best off of beating $W with seagull, nutri/pb, consti and luke and can regularly beat edge in 1v1 or anything

It turns out this time that fanom is your buddy, so i cant say you're wrong there. But the others are wack. Nutri and edge?! what the fuck planet you live on..especially edge. We already went over nutri...but edge?!

You know valiums if this was a political race, and you and i went head to head. I would dance around you and make you look like a skitzo with ease.

That last comment shows how you were out of the scene for a long while, Ace.
Many ah times did Edge pwn both phanty and blast in 2v2 scrims.

I guess the semester kicked in a he fell off a bit, but for a time he was uber-solid and had a PB-style way of dominating a given map's items and always knowing where is opponent was.
In a 1v1 situation, you had to pull a newguy maneuver to have any chance of catching him off guard, and then phanty aim to finish him.

This was true in both ag2_stock and valve_dm back in the eFPS 2v2 days.
Edge + Myself actually beat phanty blast real bad, on fucking lockdown. Lockdown. Yah.

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me and blast are the masters of not giving a fuck in scrims

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yea its not like i based fanom being the best off of beating $W with seagull, nutri/pb, consti and luke and can regularly beat edge in 1v1 or anything

It turns out this time that fanom is your buddy, so i cant say you're wrong there. But the others are wack. Nutri and edge?! what the fuck planet you live on..especially edge. We already went over nutri...but edge?!

You know valiums if this was a political race, and you and i went head to head. I would dance around you and make you look like a skitzo with ease.

edge is the second best NA player right now.....

but you wouldnt know cause ur out of the scene

















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and ur bad

yea its not like i based fanom being the best off of beating $W with seagull, nutri/pb, consti and luke and can regularly beat edge in 1v1 or anything

It turns out this time that fanom is your buddy, so i cant say you're wrong there. But the others are wack. Nutri and edge?! what the fuck planet you live on..especially edge. We already went over nutri...but edge?!

You know valiums if this was a political race, and you and i went head to head. I would dance around you and make you look like a skitzo with ease.

edge is the second best NA player right now.....

but you wouldnt know cause ur out of the scene
and also because you blow
and ur bad

con > edge

inb4 blah blah hes your partner

Valiums any way i look at you i just see fail. I came back after being trash talked by div saying i suck now and ended up beating him 2 games out of 3 the last time we played. Now take in consideration a 2 year absence and a 2 week return. As i recall he just stomped you in a 1 vs 1, so that shows you still don't got what it takes. I also recall beating you 5/8 games we had in teamplay. So you calling me garbage, must make you a bigger piece of garbage. In the short time coming back i still managed to beat Blasphemy and bahlk in a game at least a few times (they won majority),also beat confused. only guy that stomped me was phantom. For 2 weeks after a 2 year break, that's pretty good if you ask me.

Nutri, you were always a shit 1vs1. You took me out, and not by much on an aim map, 3 out of a 5 games?. I beat you on any regular map and no..you were not just up and coming. you already had beat top guys so quti making shit up like you're something special. This was around the time when i beat billy in games and had just lost by 1 point to billy in game 3, after being tied. Which you were not even close to how good billy was. He carried you, end of story. Not this i gave it up bullshit. Because if we went off that info.. then i would of gave up long before billy and you.

Nutri's logic. Kurtz is the best. Kurtz stopped playing as much. Luke became the best. Luke gave up. Seagull became the best. seagull stopped playing as much. Ace became the best, Ace stopped playing as much. PB became the best. Pb stopped playing as much. Edge became the best. Edge stopped playing as much. Phantom became the best. Hmmmmm.

P.S that's a whole lot of lying i see in your post. With your logic about taking it easy, then you obviously didn't beat the real seagull. Because clearly seagull was not taking the game seriously anymore, amirite?! You fucking skinny little undercover faggot. We all know who you are nutri, i was going to leave you alone since i actually felt bad for you.

" back in the hey-days could have beaten you in 1v1s. Rico, Kyle, Nino, and Ghost included". Now that's a fucking joke.



I ain't the best or think that i am. I just think that i deserve some respect for beating everyone in the game(minus phantom, i have been gone for way to long to even attempt it). But fuck you all for saying i'm shit.

Many ah times did Edge pwn both phanty and blast in 2v2 scrims.

This was true in both ag2_stock and valve_dm back in the eFPS 2v2 days.
Edge + Myself actually beat phanty blast real bad, on fucking lockdown. Lockdown. Yah.

But who won the majority? And was it a big majority? Was it only 1 game? Where there things involved to dictate the score of the match? Lots of questions .... just saying 1 time we rocked them so that means edge must be great.

If this aint the story and correct me if i'm wrong. "We beat blasphemy and phantom badly on lockdown while we played rebs and only for 1 game" Will make you look like a moron, so i hope i am wrong with that.

Here's where i base my knowledge on edge. Edge was a backup for the clan i was in right before i quti the game 2 years ago. He was a teammate who i played 1vs1's with often. I had never lost a game to edge and was trying to teach him some more advanced skills. I knew that he had been around for a long time and would most likely not improve a whole lot. Anyways when i came back for a few weeks i played suppertime who was a member of 911. who thought edge was really good and i explained to him why i disagreed. Anyways i played suppertime 4 games and won them all. Then the next week he told me that he beat edge. So i assumed he was still at the same level of skill.Anyways short story short. I didn't and still dont think he has skill. But again, i could be wrong since i' have been gone for so long.

Valiums any way i look at you i just see fail. I came back after being trash talked by div saying i suck now and ended up beating him 2 games out of 3 the last time we played. Now take in consideration a 2 year absence and a 2 week return. As i recall he just stomped you in a 1 vs 1, so that shows you still don't got what it takes. I also recall beating you 5/8 games we had in teamplay. So you calling me garbage, must make you a bigger piece of garbage. In the short time coming back i still managed to beat Blasphemy and bahlk in a game at least a few times (they won majority),also beat confused. only guy that stomped me was phantom. For 2 weeks after a 2 year break, that's pretty good if you ask me.

Nutri, you were always a shit 1vs1. You took me out, and not by much on an aim map, 3 out of a 5 games?. I beat you on any regular map and no..you were not just up and coming. you already had beat top guys so quti making shit up like you're something special. This was around the time when i beat billy in games and had just lost by 1 point to billy in game 3, after being tied. Which you were not even close to how good billy was. He carried you, end of story. Not this i gave it up bullshit. Because if we went off that info.. then i would of gave up long before billy and you.

Nutri's logic. Kurtz is the best. Kurtz stopped playing as much. Luke became the best. Luke gave up. Seagull became the best. seagull stopped playing as much. Ace became the best, Ace stopped playing as much. PB became the best. Pb stopped playing as much. Edge became the best. Edge stopped playing as much. Phantom became the best. Hmmmmm.

P.S that's a whole lot of lying i see in your post. With your logic about taking it easy, then you obviously didn't beat the real seagull. Because clearly seagull was not taking the game seriously anymore, amirite?! You fucking skinny little undercover faggot. We all know who you are nutri, i was going to leave you alone since i actually felt bad for you.

" back in the hey-days could have beaten you in 1v1s. Rico, Kyle, Nino, and Ghost included". Now that's a fucking joke.



I ain't the best or think that i am. I just think that i deserve some respect for beating everyone in the game(minus phantom, i have been gone for way to long to even attempt it). But fuck you all for saying i'm shit.

alright guys ive been trolled far too much in this thread, time to exit

Well technically i was. You said it yourself. At the time i beat lukegt and seagull, I was beating pb up until Cal. I didn't have any comp except blas. I hate talking about myself but you gotta defend yourself when everyone says your shit.

It may have been short lived, and i don't claim to be that now.

Well technically i was. You said it yourself. At the time i beat lukegt and seagull, I was beating pb up until Cal. I didn't have any comp except blas. I hate talking about myself but you gotta defend yourself when everyone says your shit.

Good point, I remember all those leagues you won. 1v1/2v2/3v3 you swept them all man

Well had a good shot at winning Cal 1vs1 if i didn't want to run with the lukegt fiasco.

should of won Cal 2vs2 but conflict choked.

Won 1st place in tournament.com for 3,200

Played everyone in the fucking game whenever anyone asked.

That's pretty good considering i was only here for 2 seasons.

I was late coming into the game and one of the first of the people to quti in our tight little circle. My 2 weeks back shows i can still run with the best.

End of story... There is no debate if i suck or not. It's stupid i even have to defend myself, but i understand it because i rip all of you personally.



Any game i touch i usually reach the top playing levels (still dont claim to be the best). Tribes ascend, MW2 and MW3, Day of defeat, and in my early years CS 1.6. There is no shitting in my backyard.

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Well according to vals i was the best player hl2dm at one point...so it would be skitzo for him to say i was bad? amirite?


So with your logic..."Anyone who beat me during those times still beat me, but, unfortunately for them, it didn't matter."

That is just so fucking stupid it hurts. So lets take that example and run with...... Ok so cyn was hot when the game was alive, SW was hot in fios and after for a few season. When they stopped playing as much, anyone after that beat them doesn't matter, right? Wouldn't you guys be considered the hipsters coming in after everything was already said and done. Trying hard when everyone was already coming off there hl2dm high?

When EWR showed up the game was already dead. You missed out on the 10 hour days of scrimming. you missed out on the leagues when it was thriving. You missed it all...So i guess any win after that means that it didn't matter? Fuck.

Speaking of screens. I just found one with phantom. I didn't know he played the same time i was around. Still managed to play with his teammates.

And here are some for nutri. Seeing as i'm so fucking bad and never played him when was at his prime when ewr was formed.

And here is your so called kyle and nino being able to slaughter me.

Apperently PB and i played on a team together. Not sure how this happened.

So anyways i don't want to spam too many of these because i think youre starting to see a point. I'm glad i kept them all because going through them helps my case.

One last image for funzies......Valiums being a fucking piece of shit. I felt the need to send it over to blasphemy, i never held valiums worthy of anything. even when we supposedly ok.




And it is beyond me how phantom can get along with him.

Images are failing, for me.

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Image a world where imag..adge...imajizz allllllwayz woiked.

Images are failing, for me.

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Image a world where imag..adge...imajizz allllllwayz woiked.

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Funny how he doesn't have the caverns screenshot handy.

hmm, maybe ewR didn't play cavs in that scrim.

Oh wait...

Also @ Ace + Vals and both of y'alls respective "shit-talk."

It won't take me lone (2-3 weeks) to have grain back into top-shape.

2v2 brahs?
Both of you guys can has phanty; in fact, I would prefer that, so it is not boring for us and all.
Alex, Phanty, as well as myself prefer ag2, so it would be in the more old-schol accurate ag2_stock mode.
#getgood.




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You guys hear that?

















Sounds like AceVals are starting-up their excuse train...

What does that thing run on? Refined bio-bullshit? How much per mile?

Why is new guy talking shit to me? Get on my level hoe.

And nutri. Luckily for me all these screens prove that I can play. Wether you say blas carried me or not. I got many more of playing top people with out him.

Funny how he doesn't have the caverns screenshot handy.

hmm, maybe ewR didn't play cavs in that scrim.

Oh wait...

Are you that fucking stupid where you cant see i said ewr stomped us on caverns. There is a reason why we called them the 1 map wonders.

The reason we stopped playing was because u knew we could beat you guys on any map other than caverns. you guys pulled a seagull on us and instead of playing the maps that we wanted, you only wanted to play caverns. On top of that you talked shit after because you got on your high horse.

uhh new guy Not only have i not quti yet but I scrim anyone that asks and you havent asked......

p.s. me and ninjins are done together so I wont have a partner to play with until blas gets back

@Ace:Well, when they beat you by 50 on cavs but lose by 5 on LD.

Something tells me they may have started dicking around.

I like dicks.

And why would I get on your level? It smells like complete sperm-coated ostrich turds down there....

EDIT: also, they would have beaten anyone on rapidfire, or Airfusion, or a revised Helix.
They were new-school, like Jon Bones Jones.
The game died and they didn't have an opportunity to prove how good they were.
Seagull delays and all.....

uhh new guy Not only have i not quti yet but I scrim anyone that asks and you havent asked......

p.s. me and ninjins are done together so I wont have a partner to play with until blas gets back

Never said you quti, just offered you an opportunity to back-up the shit you be shoveling brah.
You did RQ and dodge us last time you were lined up to play us W/ bahlky-boo.

Get phanty. This is not a league-oriented idea.

EDIT: See you in a month Chief Running-Tree-Bear of the MoouhakNoob tribe.
EDIT(2): And maybe dallas would do a summer-tourney for us Old_school fags - "smackdown" style brah.

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Who wants some ACE 101 on nutri's comments......Incoming!!!

I guess you missed when we dummied SW on Zeta 4v4, and when Billy and I won 2v2s against Fishdicks (Consti and Luke) on every map we played--biohazard and such.

Oh yeah. Totally forgot about how you did break-out and rape LukeCon on bio even with all those gay ass props and BS.

That was like my Fav. part of they frag-vid too.

Did cellar ever send that graphics card prize?
or did everyone just hate on you guys (again) for winning everything?

Who wants some ACE 101 on nutri's comments......Incoming!!!

Please don't do any MMA analogies.

It is a sport of dry humping, leg-wrapping, and "fighting" for a belt and a purse.
And they call me gay......

I guess you missed when we dummied SW on Zeta 4v4, and when Billy and I won 2v2s against Fishdicks (Consti and Luke) on every map we played--biohazard and such.

Well


SW on zeta was terrible. The players that played during the match were even worse. Correct me if i'm wrong here.... The roster consisted of Luke,fearsome,tlc, mario....Maybe i remember conflict playing in there.

Here's what happened with $W and blasphemy can back me up for this. So here's a story...Blas and i used to play $W red on a regular basis(TLC,Mario) back when they were the 2nd best team in the league. We used to have some good games with them until we started to beat them on a regular basis. They gave up and played less than 10 hours a month while we only had the chance to play SW black. We played them lots and also got beat up alot...But there came a time were we beat them on a regular basis. Luke through a hissy fit because he hated losing and stopped playing us, and the game in general. Fearsome followed.


So the $W you played was a pretty damn weak one....tlc, mario, conflict, and i'll give fearsome a bit more credit and say he can play better then those 3. Anyways you played 3 washed up players that weren't even good in there prime. So beating a dead team in a dead game does make you so high and mighty.

Con and constipator were nothing special. The time i quti the first time and came back. I played them both around the time you beat them. Here's what happened.



I only got to play 1 game with before div rq'd




To end my point. The game never changed for the better. It actually got worse because no one plays the game seriously anymore. The only thing i noticed for skill is phantom and maybe vapor since he took out the top prospects for the tournament. Everyone is the same or worse then they were at there prime. So maybe nutri's logic does make sense, but inadvertently discredits EWR in the process.. good job nutri.

Ace's opinion. The game died after seagull beat luke in cal 1vs1. Anything after that was the dead years were people just played for fun, not 10 hours a day everyday.

@ your first point: They still had Luke, and it was on a Dinosaur map like Zeta in which old-school inbreds could still remember the lame, static, and slow strategies to such a map.
They game was on a trend to a standardization of play and such was reflected in the trend of maps that were produced.
Fear said it was a bad thing "all maps are starting to fit the same bill," he cried.

My props formula cropped up at this time. Its embers were not given breath by league admins (fearsome) because they were all antiquated, ignorant, and asinine.
Fear wanted 8 "very" different maps, and he wanted varying play. He might as well have thrown in a RP map to change it up. Very backward adminship.

Again, ewR was not allowed the opportunity to show how new-school they were. Caverns is pretty bad now....
EDIT: New maps were better, but no one could play them for realz. Cancer set in....

To end my point. The game never changed for the better. It actually got worse because no one plays the game seriously anymore. The only thing i noticed for skill is phantom and maybe vapor since he took out the top prospects for the tournament. Everyone is the same or worse then they were at there prime. So maybe nutri's logic does make sense, but inadvertently discredits EWR in the process.. good job nutri.

Poor_Billy changed it for the better. Without him popping up, game would have died sooner.
Seagull was then, and as always, never treated with a sound mind, and his antics were given too much consideration.
The majority of the community lost all faith in the player-admin system after that final BS.

ewR injected interest, and the ruling party's response was "death to the game."

Ace's opinion. The game died after seagull beat luke in cal 1vs1. Anything after that was the dead years were people just played for fun, not 10 hours a day everyday.

A fine opinion, around that time it was in fact dying. Then pops in PB and ewR, and a small delaying of the "competitve-oriented" scene's game-death occurred.
Conflict said how it was a new era at that point, with the resources being available to make people REAL good REAL fast.
This was very unlike what the players of vintage VDuS and $W went through. It is why the old school bitches suspected foul-play.
That, and they were really bad and noob.

The game was dying before PB showed up - yes - but not really because of Luke_vs_Seagull.
It did start to die, however, around that Luke/Seagull time, which was also about the time I started playing; therefore, to that extent, I agree with you.
Other factors, like Role-player-Only servers becoming the greater majority of dedicated Servers, are what really killed hl2dm.

It's noob player base left the game.
And, as someone who supports mods will tell you, if you do not have noobs - you don't have much.

Ace's opinion. The game died after seagull beat luke in cal 1vs1. Anything after that was the dead years were people just played for fun, not 10 hours a day everyday.

A fine opinion, around that time it was in fact dying. Then pops in PB and ewR, and a small delaying of the "competitve-oriented" scene's game-death occurred.
Conflict said how it was a new era at that point, with the resources being available to make people REAL good REAL fast.
This was very unlike what the players of vintage VDuS and $W went through. It is why the old school bitches suspected foul-play.
That, and they were really bad and noob.

The game was dying before PB showed up - yes - but not really because of Luke_vs_Seagull.
It did start to die, however, around that Luke/Seagull time, which was also about the time I started playing; therefore, to that extent, I agree with you.
Other factors, like Role-player-Only servers becoming the greater majority of dedicated Servers, are what really killed hl2dm.

It's noob player base left the game.
And, as someone who supports mods will tell you, if you do not have noobs - you don't have much.

Well i disagree with alot of that. Especially taking what conflict said and running with it.. All con is good for is his creative artwork. His knowledge was stupid....If anything the new area paved the way for shotgun whoring. Don't all you fags cry about the OP shotgun....Didn't all you fags cry about vaporizer being the new pb. FUCK YOU ALL with your shitty knowledge.

The new area is just more shittalking and weapon abuse.

And to end what i'm saying....Ewr are the fucking colton's of survivor. Bunch of fucking fairies....


Link


Watch it all, you'll see the connections.

Well i disagree with alot of that. Especially taking what conflict said and running with it.. All con is good for is his creative artwork. His knowledge was stupid....If anything the new area paved the way for shotgun whoring. Don't all you fags cry about the OP shotgun....Didn't all you fags cry about vaporizer being the new pb. FUCK YOU ALL with your shitty knowledge.

The new area is just more shittalking and weapon abuse.

The new era was made when a new nerd, billy, showed people how much more fucked hl2dm was from the ground up...
In other words, its base game-theory (or lack thereof) was made more apparent to all players by billy.
TLC did it for orbs. Luke and lame props. Moose/fear using spam and rocket behind that, etc.
Or maybe it was Cyn^ fuckers I never new, still, the shotgun was not "whored" in cramped, antiquated maps like lockdown.
EDIT: It is still effective in those maps, but Billy was the one most attributed with finding that out. The idea spread like herpes in a hot-tub.

The new era was also defined by knowledge passing through the whole of a community, like the intricacies of it's exploits (including the over-powered shotty,) VERY quickly as opposed to the old days.
I was made "good" by this new era of knowledge-wealth and sharing. No more blast withholding fast-crawl and such.

Nerds lower skill ceilings, and then the community raises them up again in response.
The shotty nerding happens in more open maps where it was easier to move at higher speed when entering into combat; hence, the shotty rushing of a mag/smg_nade spammers face.
Then trends move toward more balanced and new-age maps like airfusion. Shotguns became apparent as a backbone weapon.

EDIT(2): But, as I said, the competitive community died before it could implement the community of developer's response to this game-changing stuff.
Unlike cavs, new maps allowed both teams to have shotguns whilst dealing with the overall strategy of a given map.

I know everything. Take notes, son.
Must ... stop ... ranting. Need to finish papers and screenplays.........

You're hero worship is astounding....Billy did shit for the game. So billy showed the game was fucked up because he went around with a shotgun like vaporizer. Making everyone see how important it is to not whore orbs but whore the shotgun instead? Yea ok there New gay....Billy didn't show anyone anything unless it was his team, so you are talking about yourself not the community in general. There is no posts by billy trying to help people. Only posts of self-aggrandizing were made.

God damn you can say smart things, but you are failing hard.

Billy, after surpassing yard_guy, trained A LOT of new players, not just me. He even trained Edge. Edge and I were like in the same class.
I then started to spread this kind-hearted side of Billy, he then got mad and starting banning me a lot, yada-yada.

Guess he had a badass-nerd rep to protect. And he is gay. Yummie.

His help to the game came whilst in-game. And his troll/drama posts always help spark life in a community.
Trolls make threads everyday activities, son; just look at my past work @ CU forums. Gosh.

Stop being so billy/alex hating. We love you. Hugs.

Are you gay? because i don't understand all these little comments you make. You either are gay and self hating, or you're not gay and are using it to be funny. Which get a little tiresome when used after every fucking comment...come on man.


You're alright at times, but i never will show respect to these feminine clowns.

Bi-sexual.
The bi-curious stuff or 'part-of-my-life' was me attempting to address my off-and-on erectile dysfunction with lady-folk.
I thought maybe my body preferred asshole to pussy; as it turns out, I got "pussy" at age of 9 and that repressed shit was fucking with me.
EDIT: I have since received treatment and I am much more whole as a person. Not that you all care.

Yeah. Shit got kinda real.
I still find feminine (egg mentality) people of all genders (M/F/T) attractive, provided they are not ugly as fuck like Kigha - for I am a seed.
But I am also fun & stuff.
*YOU* need to lighten up there pal. Or do Canadians say "budday?"

The gay references are in response/relation to *BILLY* being gay.
We actually flirted first time we shared a teamspeak conversation.

I then told people and he got mad; not because he is ashamed/closet - but because he is all nerd and wishing to be private/secluded and shit.

And that is that.

Bi-sexual.
The bi-curious stuff or 'part-of-my-life' was me attempting to address my off-and-on erectile dysfunction with lady-folk. I thought maybe my body preferred asshole to pussy; as it turns out, I got "pussy" at age of 9 and that repressed shit was fucking with me.

Yeah. Shit got real.
I still find feminine (egg mentality) people of all genders (M/F/T) attractive, provided they are not ugly as fuck like Kigha - for I am a seed. But I am also fun & stuff.
*YOU* need to lighten up there pal. Or do Canadians say "budday?"

The gay references are in response/relation to *BILLY* being gay.
We actually flirted first time we shared a teamspeak conversation.

I then told people and he got mad; not because he is ashamed/closet - but because he is all nerd and wishing to be private/secluded and shit.

And that is that.

......Sometimes you say too much...But i also understand the hero worship now. Makes me understand new guy just a little bit more.

RE-QUOTE ME NOW - YOUR'S IS PRE-EDIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK.

EDIT: btw, I am better than billy was/is now. Provided it is in proper, old-school, ag2_stock.
I admire him, but he was never my hero. He is actually a real sweet guy IRL. Yep.

RE-QUOTE ME NOW - YOUR'S IS PRE-EDIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK.

EDIT: btw, I am better than billy was/is now. Provided it is in proper, old-school, ag2_stock.
I admire him, but he was never my hero. He is actually a real sweet guy IRL. Yep.

Lol let's not get ahead of ourselves heeeeyah.

One of these pages plays in my head while I read this thread:

This or
this or
this.

Bi-sexual.
The bi-curious stuff or 'part-of-my-life' was me attempting to address my off-and-on erectile dysfunction with lady-folk.
I thought maybe my body preferred asshole to pussy; as it turns out, I got "pussy" at age of 9 and that repressed shit was fucking with me.
EDIT: I have since received treatment and I am much more whole as a person. Not that you all care.

Yeah. Shit got kinda real.
I still find feminine (egg mentality) people of all genders (M/F/T) attractive, provided they are not ugly as fuck like Kigha - for I am a seed.
But I am also fun & stuff.
*YOU* need to lighten up there pal. Or do Canadians say "budday?"

The gay references are in response/relation to *BILLY* being gay.
We actually flirted first time we shared a teamspeak conversation.

I then told people and he got mad; not because he is ashamed/closet - but because he is all nerd and wishing to be private/secluded and shit.

And that is that.

backstory?

So did i win? There is no defense from the accused.

So did i win? There is no defense from the accused.

yes you win by posting one round screenshots as rebs

convinced us all you were one of the greats bro

Anywho...
Would you fags have any interest in getting back into shape @ the closest thing to source2006 hl2dm (ag2_stock) and playing said smackdown tourney?
I am technically still and admin @ eFPS and I am one @ CU now. I could set *something* up, but I would only have interest if the "old fags" posting here would play.

We can make it in late July or August so you fags can get good & well with the game again.

fags.

So did i win? There is no defense from the accused.

yes you win by posting one round screenshots as rebs

convinced us all you were one of the greats bro

Well i posted 5 screenshots for fun, i don't think everyone would want me to go to spamtastic.

Logic always wins. You 2 don't have any so i dance around you. You make accusations and can't back it up. I make em...and prove em. and you call yourself men.

Valiums is a part, albeit a small one, of a team that is currently the proven best @ hl2dm, in both broken'er valve_dm and ag2_stock.
I was a similar small member of a team that beat you many more times that you ever beat them.
If you could have beaten grainbilly in a league setting - you would have - and we all would know and acknowledge.

You didn't prove shit with select screenshots. All relevant persons here have their memory, we knew and know what is up, brah.
I now offer for a fun, but very competitve, old-style tourney. You don't address it.
PhantyBlast would play - I would play - Grainbilly probably would - but *you* would not...
Or so you told me in Steam; Quite a "man." yeah. brah.

You were never apart of a team that could dominate like GrainBilly or PhantyBlast. Get over it.
We are practically fucking the dead horse now. Fucking.

EDIT: Inb4 you reiterate your "one map wonder" argument, in realtion to my ^statement of Grainbilly beating you more.
Do re-read my previous point(s) if you feel the need to make that argument again;
GrainBilly were ahead of the curve in the new-age of hl2dm, but the the game died and newer maps (minelab, air, helix) could not be used in dead leagues to prove it.
End of line.

there we are... you fucking bipolar dick taking faggot.

Here are the facts and figures with valiums
-He has never Beat me in a 1vs1
-He has never even came close to beating
-Even after 2 years i come back for 2 weeks and outplay him. I got screens and proof so there is no tip toeing around that.
As far as being proven best , well you're a fucking illogical moron.

Now on to you.

"I was a similar small member of a team that beat you many more times that you ever beat them."

What do you mean "MANY" We hardly played together. maybe 5 matches untill shit broke loose. We were proven to beat them or on par with them on any map other then caverns.

"You didn't prove shit with select screenshots"


I'll be glad to "lose" your respect after this. I don't need someone who is all over the map, you said 3 very opposing things in all of this. Stupid claims to about you being better then billy. You're all fucked up man.

How many do i have to spam?

PhantyBlast would play - I would play - Grainbilly probably would - but *you* would not...
Or so you told me in Steam; Quite a "man." yeah. brah.

What is there to prove now you fucking tool.


You were never apart of a team that could dominate like GrainBilly or PhantyBlast. Get over it.
We are practically fucking the dead horse now. Fucking.

So i guess in the prime of the game beating seagulls team and lukes team means not dominating at all. Take another dick you wimpy female.

Tired dick in the butt briefly, was not fer me.
Sucking is just foreplay, no big deal.

Yes, I was curt in my last post, but I can't be all touchy-feely-long-winded all the time.
People get tired of it.

Listen, you seemed to *still* be all fiery about hl2dm - and I just want to give you an canvas to express that.
No, it won't be the EXACT same backdrop as hl2dm of old, but it will be close.
I am not asking for anything to be proven except the "old" players can still do a tourney. Perhaps I am wrong.

Please stop taking everything so personal. I still have respect for you. I still wish to give you hugs.
Doesn't mean I can't tell you that your very wrong in my usually authoritative-dickhead style. Sheesh.
Going up against uber-angry-prone Centers like you in my Football days is what made me create the "my penis is small" line.

Yes, I do "know" more than most, but I just as flawed and fucked as anyone else: I am just a slightly different mixture. As are we all.
I am the same kind of meaningless spec of dust in the vastness our universe as anyone else;
We all stew in sentient ignorance as to what we are and why we exist.
"My penis is small" is my 'creative' way of expressing this in a subtle manner.
No one is truly "better" than anyone else in their entirety, only in specific attributes and narrow ways.

The "I know everything/am better than u" attitude is my way of coating a given debate with an accelerant...
Such is my way of giving breath to passion and thus forcing points to be made/addressed faster.
This is America, time is money. I am not, nor will I ever, attack you personally.

...Chillax brah. Never take newguy srsly.
I am a seed, but you should really stop hating on eggs.
They are the more valuable side of the species/relationship.

Also, you would have had the opportunity to play ewR far more if the powers that be didn't go and kill the game (in a competitive, non-noob sense.)
If you still care this much about hl2dm performances, just play now. It would be a good experience.
Joke of a game was always a joke, and should be regarded as such.

Rico's post is a marvelous example to us all.
Now some1 get GhostDog up in hurr.

So i guess in the prime of the game beating seagulls team and lukes team means not dominating at all. Take another dick you wimpy female.

As blast, myself, and many others would say - It does not really matter what players "could" do.
The 'game' was dynamic, play-styles adapted and improved. Old players would not have shit one someone like phanty/Ak3d now.
Kurtz, Seagull, Billy. Nothing. Prolly not even have squat on a mediocre like me - if I applied myself movement and map theories, again.
In that regard - or under those conditions - I am better than billy was, yes.

This was all true, until valve removed 95% of sweeping. Final killing stroke to the "REAL" game.

Now it is my goal to take those "REAL" elements and put them in a new game.
One not broken. One not random. One that is Golden; "easy to learn, hard to master."
I would like your input and feedback in that endeavor. I really would.

I apologize for any offense I gave you, Ace. Please re-add me on steam.

brb posting random screenshots







Edit: If only photobucket would let me log in...

blast, do you still have your old-old HDD? Or was that the one in which your striped-RAID failed?
You had a lot of archived "evidence" and stuff. Such would be invaluable when I get to writing my book on hl2dm.

A restoration project should be undertaken by all of us in order to attempt to eliminate conjecture as much as possible, my own included.

I lost so many hardrives during the past 6 years its not even funny. I used to have a shiton of sceenshots and demos, but they are all gone.

This is now a funny SS thread.

only funny ones i could find

Blashpemy, knowing you as i have known you for a long time. I know enough that you never really insult anyone directly but with little jabs.

Well, If you want to be like New Guy w/ posting a video to add fuel to the fire then so be it. It's fucking bullshit since our history and i've always shown you respect. But i remember all the little things you would do and say....So anyways i don't understand it but if you want to be a hipster and join the rest of these pathetic human beings then do it. Just fucking be a man about it and not a faggot with no nuts.

You know i have a problem with most of you because i see how weak you are with the little petty shit you do. It bothers me because i expect more from people but the world is the way it is. It's fucked up and none of you guys have any balls to look into yourselves.

I'm the only one here with any... Like most humans they think they can write anything they want on the internet. As vile as they see fit because they have the comfort of there computer and being half way across the map. None of you guys from what i can tell are anything what you are like in person. We got nutri the arrogant fuck who would probably shy away from any real conflict and hide in a corner. No balls what so ever..And we got vals who if in a real life situation would be calling the cops on the person instead of being a man. It's fucking pathetic how you guys live your life.
Everybody can talk the talk but nobody here can walk it.

Blashpemy, knowing you as i have known you for a long time. I know enough that you never really insult anyone directly but with little jabs.

Well, If you want to be like New Guy w/ posting a video to add fuel to the fire then so be it. It's fucking bullshit since our history and i've always shown you respect. But i remember all the little things you would do and say....So anyways i don't understand it but if you want to be a hipster and join the rest of these pathetic human beings then do it. Just fucking be a man about it and not a faggot with no nuts.

You know i have a problem with most of you because i see how weak you are with the little petty shit you do. It bothers me because i expect more from people but the world is the way it is. It's fucked up and none of you guys have any balls to look into yourselves.

I'm the only one here with any... Like most humans they think they can write anything they want on the internet. As vile as they see fit because they have the comfort of there computer and being half way across the map. None of you guys from what i can tell are anything what you are like in person. We got nutri the arrogant fuck who would probably shy away from any real conflict and hide in a corner. No balls what so ever..And we got vals who if in a real life situation would be calling the cops on the person instead of being a man. It's fucking pathetic how you guys live your life.
Everybody can talk the talk but nobody here can walk it.

Hughes family motto: "Say what you mean, and mean what you say."

First heard it from my father; "A real man says what he means and means what he says," he told me @ age of 6.

Hi Ace. I am Stephen Vincent Hughes, Jr. and I say what I mean and mean what I say.
I have been "real" my entire hl2dm "career." For better AND most certainly worse.

How are you doing? You seem stressed.

i gave no fucks and no regrets to this day allowing fanom to play dm_sonic_mario_land in the hl2 semifinals

.

Wow... What the FUCK happened ever since I started ignoring this thread?

I really have no clue why y'all are fighting over who's the best.
I'm obviously the best in the game. And am willing to 1v1 anyone to prove it.
Y'all have my Steam ID. Can add me any time.
You're just all too rubbish to do so. It's okay, though. I, unlike most glory-seeking trannies, take pride in simply knowing I'm the most awesome player, and probably person on the face of the Earth for that matter.

Tell ya what, I'll compete in my own tournament. Everyone who's ever played any time ever could come back and practice up. I'll still win my own $2,000 back. It'll be like nothing ever happened. Deal?

Sounds like a deal.

I love how, even if I COMPLETELY ignore a thread after page 2... It turnes into 10+ pages without me even trying. Pretty sure that says something about this community...
But whatever. Why care about a dead game, right?
I'll go back to sitting and relaxing in my chair, eating popcorn and enjoying the show. Y'all have fun, now!

Blashpemy, knowing you as i have known you for a long time. I know enough that you never really insult anyone directly but with little jabs.

Well, If you want to be like New Guy w/ posting a video to add fuel to the fire then so be it. It's fucking bullshit since our history and i've always shown you respect. But i remember all the little things you would do and say....So anyways i don't understand it but if you want to be a hipster and join the rest of these pathetic human beings then do it. Just fucking be a man about it and not a faggot with no nuts.

You know i have a problem with most of you because i see how weak you are with the little petty shit you do. It bothers me because i expect more from people but the world is the way it is. It's fucked up and none of you guys have any balls to look into yourselves.

I'm the only one here with any... Like most humans they think they can write anything they want on the internet. As vile as they see fit because they have the comfort of there computer and being half way across the map. None of you guys from what i can tell are anything what you are like in person. We got nutri the arrogant fuck who would probably shy away from any real conflict and hide in a corner. No balls what so ever..And we got vals who if in a real life situation would be calling the cops on the person instead of being a man. It's fucking pathetic how you guys live your life.
Everybody can talk the talk but nobody here can walk it.

Haha what? I was actually trying to help prove your point that we were one of the best 2v2 teams with those ss. I don't know why you think I was trying to insult you (maybe because you weren't pos in those ss).

I'd say this micha was the best because he took the 100k and left shortly after and here we are a few years down the line bickering about who is was the best. While micha is sleeping with 100k under his pillow not giving a fuck.

mica was not that good

he was in a weaker field ( minus seagull, kurtz, luke) and didnt even play that amazing. he just played consistently and calm because he was the only one there with major lan experience

Well if you didn't mean to insult then i apologize. Nutri made the claim you carried me, then you post those and on top of it say "brb posting random screenshots" that i thought implied you were saying the screens i posted were random.

I'm obviously the best in the game.

U probably are much better then all of us.....at handling 10 dicks at a time.

I'm obviously the best in the game.

U probably are much better then all of us.....at handling 10 dicks at a time.

Pern, everyone who mattered in this community was just gonna disregard any posts the the abysmal shemale made.
Ugh, then you went and said that...

I am far better dick-jockey than that sprtiefag or anyone else in this community. By Far.

Whore off?

Pern, everyone who mattered

U mean everyone who is American/canadian. None of ya matter, ya idget.
Fuck u i post wat i want, fuck yo little club, and fuck yo couch nigga.

Link

Pern, everyone who mattered

U mean everyone who is American/canadian. None of ya matter, ya idget.
Fuck u i post wat i want, fuck yo little club, and fuck yo couch nigga.

No no no, you matter too. You are apart of the "REAL" community.
It was beneath you to address the she_BOT inverted penis thing.

Yes, you can post what you want, Yeah yeah. But *should* you?
I ask myself that a lot, not that it does much good.

Cheers bitch.

http://bit.ly/b63ZLS

Batter please explain to me how you even have that link to share.

One does not simply stumble across that.


Link

It's a very popular "shock-image" on the interwebz.

hello friends. would read again

Yes, you can post what you want, Yeah yeah. But *should* you?
I ask myself that a lot, not that it does much good.

Cheers bitch.

/slap

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that graph is prob the best summary of this thread A+ good sir

I am surprised the backdrop for that graph was not a dead horse....

http://bit.ly/b63ZLS

Pretty sure I still have some invites to that site.

I am better than billy was, yes.

1v1 for $200?

1v1 for $200?

Absolutely
Not in starcraft, of course.

This is how it goes down:
ag2_stock, closest thing to classic hl2dm. We use that.
I pick two maps, you pick two maps. One is a primary, other is secondary.
We play our primary maps, two 10 min rounds total; since I am the one "challenging" the idea of your "Universe" title, my map/round is first.

If one of us wins 2:0 in rounds, that fag gets the cash.
We use Alex, Rico, or Dallas as a intermediary who holds the 200$

If we tie 1:1 in terms of rounds, we look at frag scores.
Whoever has the most overall frags gets to use their secondary map pick.
In such a case, the winner of the third round wins the pot.

In a single round, there is no such thing as a "tie," for ag2 has 5 min overtime periods.
Each round is played until there is a single, leading, winner.

Sound good? we can stream this too and have Rico/Alex shoutcast.

EDIT: Once I get a "Yes" on this idea - I will tell you my map picks.
And yes, we can play 2 rounds of the same map should we pick as such.

yes, we play in normal halflife...not in that broken mod.

and we'll play on every map that was in the CAL mappool...whoever wins the most maps wins.

glhf

rico holds the money.


EDIT: and nice try playing me in a mod where the shotgun doesn't even work...and since you say you're better than I ever was...we'll play on the maps I used to play on, just so you can prove it.

Friday, April 27, 2012
4:35 PM - BROTOSS: when you wanna play?
4:35 PM - BROTOSS: thanks for the free $200 by the way...you're actually terrible
4:35 PM - {EE} The New Guy™: mhm. K.
4:35 PM - {EE} The New Guy™: yw
4:35 PM - BROTOSS: we play on normal hl2dm...
4:35 PM - {EE} The New Guy™: nope
4:35 PM - BROTOSS: im not playing on a broken DMG mod...
4:36 PM - {EE} The New Guy™: I am better @ what DM was, with better hitreg
4:36 PM - {EE} The New Guy™: not broken
4:36 PM - {EE} The New Guy™: hitboxes are just more accurate
4:36 PM - BROTOSS: the only thing different in reg dm is the bhop... // EDIT: [ Actually, it is the strafe jump timing - you idiot fag ]
4:36 PM - {EE} The New Guy™: theroy is fucked, but that is not the mods fault
4:36 PM - BROTOSS: your shitty mod is like 99999x other things
4:36 PM - {EE} The New Guy™: not my shitty mod, janek, and what exactly?
4:36 PM - BROTOSS: so basically youre admitting you cant beat me, so thats good enough for me
4:36 PM - BROTOSS: gg
4:37 PM - {EE} The New Guy™: I go in a time machine, and i do. You knew what I would say about ag2_stock, so you're "precognitively" pussing out.
4:37 PM - {EE} The New Guy™: an Ace move, lol/
4:37 PM - BROTOSS: youve never beaten me in your life...
4:37 PM - BROTOSS: even when i come back after 6month break i still beat you
4:37 PM - BROTOSS: gg
4:37 PM - {EE} The New Guy™: on organic, which I didn't practice, and it was spur of the moment.
4:37 PM - {EE} The New Guy™: you HAD to play YOUR map
4:37 PM - {EE} The New Guy™: and only YOUR map - only YOUR round
4:37 PM - BROTOSS: ur terrible
4:38 PM - BROTOSS: and always will be
4:38 PM - {EE} The New Guy™: 1v1 brah?
4:38 PM - BROTOSS: cause ur stupid
4:38 PM - BROTOSS: gg
4:38 PM - {EE} The New Guy™: love you too.
4:38 PM - {EE} The New Guy™: and it would be 100$ each - if it is to be like next week with a stream and shit
4:38 PM - {EE} The New Guy™: dallas will likely host it if i ask him.
4:38 PM - {EE} The New Guy™: winner take all, of course
4:38 PM - BROTOSS: $100 each...
4:38 PM - BROTOSS: $200 each...
4:39 PM - {EE} The New Guy™: can't do that till july then
4:39 PM - {EE} The New Guy™: I want this now
4:39 PM - BROTOSS: rofl
4:39 PM - BROTOSS: you actually cant afford that?
4:39 PM - {EE} The New Guy™: tutition aint free
4:39 PM - BROTOSS: hahaha
4:39 PM - {EE} The New Guy™: mhm.
4:39 PM - {EE} The New Guy™: not about the money, it is about who wins. 100$ each for a pot of 200$ will be fine
4:40 PM - BROTOSS: it IS about the money
4:40 PM - BROTOSS: cause im going to win it
4:40 PM - BROTOSS: you have literally 0 chance
4:40 PM - {EE} The New Guy™: no, you're not
4:40 PM - BROTOSS: you're too stupid to beat me
4:40 PM - BROTOSS: sorry
4:40 PM - {EE} The New Guy™: not anymore. not when I haev the timer in my face whole time like quake.
4:41 PM - BROTOSS: hahahah
4:41 PM - BROTOSS: going to time stuff in hl2?
4:41 PM - BROTOSS: goodluck with that
4:41 PM - {EE} The New Guy™: mkay.
4:41 PM - BROTOSS: going to make a huge difference
4:41 PM - {EE} The New Guy™: mkay.
4:41 PM - BROTOSS: which is why youre stupid...after all these years you still don't understand the game
4:41 PM - {EE} The New Guy™: mkay.
4:41 PM - BROTOSS: gg
4:42 PM - {EE} The New Guy™: hasen't happened yet, but it will be good, yes.
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We can't do what DM was, but closest thing is ag2_stock; therefore, we play that.
Don't be a pussgina, and our last "spur of moment" 1v1 was in ag2, if you remember.

We publicly post our respective maps 1 week early so they can be practiced.
My terms are reasonable, vavle_dm - as it now sits & stews - is a much different game.

I don't give a fuck about that now more-lame game.
The BETTER tie-breaking system only works in ag2.

EDIT: and nice try playing me in a mod where the shotgun doesn't even work...and since you say you're better than I ever was...we'll play on the maps I used to play on, just so you can prove it.

Shotgun works fine.
It's theory and balance is the same just in a MUCH less diluted and pure hotbox system.
With the alternate hit-reg, it could be very well argued that the shotty got more powerful.

But you never were very good with the aiming at stuff. Not consistently anyways, despite what you may claim.

You could go into options and use valve's hitreg system (within ag2) and aim you shotty like old days, or so I am told.
I would never use valve's hitreg myself.
Janek was particular in making hl2mp_stock the EXACT same, but the better (alternate) hitreg is "on" be default.

Also. Final projects are cramping down, so I will be good to play anytime after may 9th.
This will give you time to see how ag2 is better, and time for Dallas to perhaps make a steaming event.

"The Fags of the Universe Championship."

Meh, rico/ghostdog will come up with something better.

well...I tried to get something interesting going...

newguy ruined it like everything else

I won't play in a hl2dm with good hitreg and less bugs because I cannot aim for shit

We know.

Everyone knows what I am about, as did you.
Play classic DM in Janeks mod - you fucking blowhard.

You're making Ace right about you, yah know.

Scumbag Steve, at it again.

From CU forums.

Do you think LukeGT, Seagull, and Col. Kurtz would say that Valve's hl2dm, as it is now, is the same game they climbed to the top of in their day?
No. It is not.
EDIT: And I don't mean players changed and got better - which they did - I mean the GAME changed for the shittier.

The above statement is true.

Everyone here, who would watch this "match," would say that the CAL-Hl2dm that you went undefeated in is dead and gone.
Gone. And it won't come back. I stated this well before you posted your "challenge."

I offer the next best thing - you do not.
Everyone who asks me to play a "srs" game of hl2dm knows exactly what platform I want.
As did you.

Stop dodging.
And with any "challenge" in post-antiquity western culture, the one who was "challenged" did choose the conditions of the fight/deul, such as the weapons.
You threw the gauntlet, and I am telling you where and when we "settle" this - and *your* crying about it.
Stop that. Its making *all* gays look bad. Fuck.





Is ace right? Are you a pussy?

*sigh* Ace and Deathwish were right, I guess. I am disappoint.
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7:46 PM - {EE} The New Guy™: stop dodging brah.
7:46 PM - BROTOSS: you're the one that said you were better
7:46 PM - {EE} The New Guy™: I didn't challenge, though.
7:46 PM - BROTOSS: so i guess i get to choose // EDIT: [weapons, duel analogy]
7:46 PM - {EE} The New Guy™: neg.
7:46 PM - BROTOSS: gg
7:46 PM - {EE} The New Guy™: you asked to play
7:46 PM - {EE} The New Guy™: cunt
7:47 PM - BROTOSS: im not playing in ag2, so im done arguing
7:47 PM - BROTOSS: gday
7:47 PM - {EE} The New Guy™: you asked to play in a game that no longer exists
7:47 PM - {EE} The New Guy™: what you should of said
7:47 PM - {EE} The New Guy™: is the steve meme
7:47 PM - {EE} The New Guy™: "says he better than you" "game no longer exists"
7:47 PM - {EE} The New Guy™: to which I would have no rebuttle
7:47 PM - {EE} The New Guy™: but you didn't
7:47 PM - {EE} The New Guy™: *you* challenged *me*
7:47 PM - {EE} The New Guy™: idiot
7:48 PM - BROTOSS: im like 74-0 on you
7:48 PM - BROTOSS: i dont need to play you
7:48 PM - BROTOSS: gg
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I was looking forward to this. Curses.

Anyone else down? Does not have 2 be for cash. Friendly game is all.

Maybe when I come back.

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and nice try playing me in a mod where the shotgun doesn't even work...and since you say you're better than I ever was...we'll play on the maps I used to play on, just so you can prove it.

lol i find that comment strange, shotgun in normal hl2dm is broken for me (secondary fire) but actually works..moreso then anything in AG mod.

Everyone here, who would watch this "match," would say that the CAL-Hl2dm that you went undefeated in is dead and gone.

Actually i downloaded a steamless version of hl2dm and me an a mate tried it over tunngle, worked, so u COULD get that and have a crack, i love the feel of pre ob update. All they had to do was release a patch or 2(ob).

This is the torrent, also its handy for watching old demos. http://kat.ph/half-life-2-deathmatch-no ... 21512.html

I don't need the 200$. Its not about money anyhow.

I will concede to this, though:
Billy's round/map-pick is on valve_dm
My round/map-pick is on Original_HL2MP

Same round rules as I stated before, but with these slight changes:
If billy's round is a tie, then whoever wins my round is the overall winner (no such thing as a tie-round in my platform.)
If rounds are 1:1 - whoever is leading in the combined frag scores will determine the tie-breaking round's conditions. (platform and map)

Map pool will be that of CAL 1v1 2009. [ I would like this list to be confirmed by someone other than Billy or .ewR| ]

aim_arena_reloaded
dm_avalon_b1
dm_biohazard_cal
dm_drift_revised
dm_lostarena
dm_lockdown_r5
dm_tigcrik_r2
dm_vault
dm_zeta_rc2

This match (2-3 rounds) cannot be before May 13th
We each announce our two picks at least one week before match date.
Since Billy is challenging *me* - he announces his picks first. I follow with mine within 12 hours.
I realize I said I would announce my maps first like 2 pages ago - keeping with a theme of Billy having a "Master Universe Belt" - but that was me giving some courtesy to billy, since would not stand a chance in a platform with ACCURATE hit registration. Not a chance. None.
He needs a lower skill ceiling. And tampons.

What will be your excuse now, Billy?

EDIT: That is a damn good idea from pern, may be worth looking into.

we play every map in the pool. if we tie we re-play the map

Not how any of your CAL matches ever worked.

I want the pre-match-disclosure because I will have to play a Pub game all "srs" like again. For one round, mind you.
You are far from top-shape yourself.

How many times was a map like vault picked in your season anyhow?
And, all of this is based on taking something I said out of context..
My ability is greater than yours at similar stages of development, for that is what I was saying.

I never said such a opinion could be proved, and then you come in with a money-match idea.

And now you won't negotiate.
Just shottie-rebs and be the pussy that rest of (or what is left of) the competitive community always said you were.

You wear *those* shorts with that string dangling out?
Ewwww.

Just shottie-rebs and be the pussy that rest of (or what is left of) the competitive community always said you were.

Oh shit, newguy keeps insulting me, I better let him have his way.


Those tactics do not work on Canadians, we are a strong people.



now gimme yo $200 in reg dm plz.

Scumbag Steve, at it again.

Is G-unit actually New guy?

And did ace just play the puppet master?

did ace just play the puppet master?

Link

The Quickmeme that the Canadians are posting is horribly inaccurate - not that Quickmemes are known for being the opposite.
The OB update of October 2010 greatly "altered" hl2dm, no one will argue against that - no one intelligent and correct anyway.
Fast crawl doesn't even exist anymore, that was a huge aspect of quick gathering on tigcrik. That is just one example.
I could post pages of how the dynamic movement was also hindered, but those are @ CU forms. Read them.

Janek's software took a paramount attitude toward preserving hl2dm the way it was made by vavle, but it underwent only one DEFAULT "alteration:" alternate hit registration.
This "alteration" can be removed and you use the same hitreg code made by valve, which was present in the source 2006 hl2dm used in CAL.

Billy wants to play the hacked&slashed shell of hl2dm as it sits now, even more broken than before.

I would beat him at the game hl2dm was, and he knows that.
That is also the point I previously made and maintained, and it had no "challenge" attached to it.
Everything else is just Billy bleeding from his pussgina.


Hence - we the 'Geat Maple Dodge' that Tim Page is pulling.

Cute.

Everyone here, who would watch this "match," would say that the CAL-Hl2dm that you went undefeated in is dead and gone.

Actually i downloaded a steamless version of hl2dm and me an a mate tried it over tunngle, worked, so u COULD get that and have a crack, i love the feel of pre ob update. All they had to do was release a patch or 2(ob).

This is the torrent, also its handy for watching old demos. http://kat.ph/half-life-2-deathmatch-no ... 21512.html

Why don't you just do this?

So there is further prove of billy being a fag...New guy challenged you...you agreed...Now you bitched out like a fag that takes dick for a living. Literally billy....literally.

You did this to me, and you;re doing this to new guy. You be a man, or a feminine man...and take the challange.. You don't just talk and run away. But you're good at that ..right?

Now new guy has some merit with the mod...i'll back him on that...just means more strat is needed to just play you're shotgun whoring...the reason why you are shying away from it...Fuck you billy.

@ Ace: Technically I said I was better than he was at his prime of the "old_school" hl2dm - and then *he* "challenged" *me* to a 200$ match.
He still is being a pussy, yes.

And I will look into this possibility of playing source 2006 hl2dm - but I doubt billy will be down for it.
He tends to prefer lower skill ceilings in his Half-life games, or so it would seem.

Great...now it's two people that have never beat me starting to get angry...

Newguy you already told me you don't have $200...so why would I bother downloading that stupid mod.

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You are the gold standard of trolling

Great...now it's two people that have never beat me starting to get angry...

Newguy you already told me you don't have $200...so why would I bother downloading that stupid mod.

pffft get real, i've beat you plenty of times. Just not our last bout.

Man up and play the guy like you said you would....and if you want any respect from the community you'll play. if you're so confident you should be able to play any variation of hl2dm.

I have a tablet to buy and tuition to pay for.
I could spare 100$ - which could be matched by you in a 200$ pot - but no, not anymore than that.

Even though I know I am going to win it, I would suffer penalties from my bank if I gave Dallas or Rico more than 100$ at this point.
Or at elast I will after rent, tablet, and tuition is taken from my checking in the month of May.

You could wait till June if you want a 200$ each or a 400$ pot match, and it would give you time to make yourself more presentable and entertaining to our spectators.
They don't much care for blowouts anyways.
But as Ace said, it is not about the money - Fag.

Come to think of it...
I would rather do this before June.
My tuition is for a Summer course, which will be underway in June - or the Week of the 29th of May.

How long do you need to prepare for me Billy?
Do you need KY, or another brand?

Umm, the stink of extreme FAILED reverse and forward psychology is powerful here.

Ace is insulting folks, looking for respect.
New Guy is spreading his self loathing strangeness.
Folks are trying to taunt each other into playing some matches.
Bragging, extreme Pride and Vanity.
And that fucking signature should be arrested. It gave me a seizure of gayness.

This thread displays perfectly why the game died.
It was really quite evident trying to get the draft together.

It's really pathetic and unmanly. It's like Romper Room in need of a paddling.

Jeeez, just play some matches and be men.
Win lose, take your licks.
It's fun for a while but what is this shiiiiit~?

And that fucking signature should be arrested. It gave me a seizure of gayness.

I think that one registers off the chart, Rico's chart that is.

EDIT: For refernece - my 'old' sig:


Yeah, I am already bored of it.

My new one is still purdy newguy - but less obnoxious.

And that fucking signature should be arrested. It gave me a seizure of gayness.

I think that one registers off the chart, Rico's chart that is.

I started to update the graph, but all the gay here broke Excel. Nothing in MS Office works anymore. All I get is a pink screen.

If cumshots were missiles, new guys tongue would be Iraq.

Link

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If cumshots were missiles, new guys tongue would be Iraq.

So wait... If cumshots were New Guy's tongue, then missiles would be Iraq.

If tongueshots were New Guy's cum, then Iraq would be made of missiles.

If cum flavoured tongues were Iraqi missiles, then New Guy's Iraq would be cum missiles on his tongue.

And this - children - is why analogies were removed from the SAT's.
Nipples. Yeah.

Don't you dare drag nipples into this, you self deprecating attention whore!

Kigha walks like he is holding a minty between his thighs.

Sup guys! So, I just skipped from page 1 to page 14. Did I miss anything in between?

I love new guy.

Nipples yes.

Sup guys! So, I just skipped from page 1 to page 14. Did I miss anything in between?

I love new guy.

Nipples yes.

same

cock

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Solid thread would read again.

R.I.P good thread