Summer Heatwave ~ 2v2 Tournament - HL2DMU Forum Archive

Va|iums

2010-06-18 23:20:59

Hi all;

If you can field a 2v2 team and are interested in playing in a mini tournament pre-eFPS season please sign up here. Rules are relaxed, no POV, no source TV demos required. What is required is screenshots and that you play in the eFPS servers we have now. The modified KAC anticheat will become available soon for public download but for the time being it is having extremely good success and politely ask that you play on these servers for our and your peace of mind. We will not start the tournament unless we get a minimum of 8 2v2 teams.

Other rules are that it is similar to our future rules in picking maps, as combine you pick your map, as rebels your opponent picks the map. You are not locked into picking a map throughout the tournament. The greatest combined score of both rounds wins. An eFPS admin will either start the match for you or give you admin to start it yourself depending on how we feel in regards to trusting of the person. Will split the teams into two seperate groupings, wherein the best record of each grouping advances to a championship game. 3-4 matches per group.

The prize? A one dollar bill in an envelope sent to your address for the two players of the winning team. Srs bsns. Also while im srs about the one dollar bill, holymoly is now offering a sandwich signed by himself as well.

I'll start.

EDIT; Team em0; Va|iums, BahLK!

Blasphemy

2010-06-18 23:42:19

Team Mexican <|:{D : Blasphemy/Phantom

CoNfuSed

2010-06-18 23:48:46

Team pceK?
Confused; Zman.

Ghost Dog_TSGK

2010-06-19 00:52:02

Blasphemy wrote:Team Mexican <|:{D : Blasphemy/Phantom

Si

markymark

2010-06-19 01:33:39

Team UGL. Markymark, Parad1se. Backup: Sevenblade(Revenge)

Va|iums

2010-06-19 01:38:41

Never tell your password to anyone.
billy: pfffff nice try picking up me/grain
billy: we are our own team
billy: rico is our backup
Va|iwuUums: lol
Va|iwuUums: ok
billy: i cant post. so you'll have to
Va|iwuUums: k
Va|iwuUums: you want my 1 dollar bills pretty bad i guess
Va|iwuUums: team name ewR|.?
billy: teamname: undecided (expect something racist/unpleasant)

Team Undecided Team Name; Poor_Billy, Nutri-Grain Backup; Uncle Rico (the pimp himself) AND ghost_dog

Ko-Tao

2010-06-19 03:20:20

Sandwich signed by toaster-jesus went for 5 figures on ebay...

This tournament = potentially the biggest hl2dm payout since fios!

voz

2010-06-19 03:41:40

hope its a real good sandwich , ive been aching to try one of holy's.

team Uesa/You-k? : Ted and I

*can an admin make a account for my friend , with the name Ted . For some reason noone can make new accounts.

markymark

2010-06-19 04:04:25

voz wrote:hope its a real good sandwich , ive been aching to try one of holy's.

team Uesa/You-k? : Ted and I

*can an admin make a account for my friend , with the name Ted . For some reason noone can make new accounts.

Ooo who's Ted?
X-Death should start playing in these things...

Panic

2010-06-19 04:19:01

markymark wrote:Team UGL. Markymark, Parad1se. Backup: Sevenblade(Revenge)

SteamID for Parad1se please.

Va|iums

2010-06-19 05:29:52

A disclaimer....

Anyone who is banned in the eFPS servers during this tournament will be likely banned for the eFPS actual league as well. Though this is a more relaxed tournament it doesnt mean we tolerate cheaters getting a free pass should they get caught once actual league starts. Our anticheat clients will be updated periodically and once before the tournament starts thus why the client isnt available for public dload quite yet.

*If it starts, still at 4-5 teams* Once we get 8 teams I will begin randomely drawing the group placements.

markymark

2010-06-19 08:24:54

Panic wrote:
markymark wrote:Team UGL. Markymark, Parad1se. Backup: Sevenblade(Revenge)
SteamID for Parad1se please.

UĢŁ|Parad1se: STEAM_0:0:20580409

modern

2010-06-20 01:41:38

Team: cooldown. Players: eS Mod, RaW Warrior.

Va|iums

2010-06-20 01:45:54

modern wrote:Team: cooldown. Players: eS Mod, RaW Warrior.

O_O sup mod. If anyones unfamiliar with the two players they are probably the two best Europeans in HL2DM, or at least were.

We talked, he knows both rounds have to be played at eFPS east. He also understands that we tend to play at times after 4pm EST on the weekends primarily. So I expect that he will be reasonable in setting up times, and that likewise opponent teams are going to reasonable, I.E. not scheduling their matches at 10/11 pm everytime against them.

7 teams, we have 2-3 other teams talking it out about it, so I will either start at 8 teams, or if the other 3 teams are very committed I'll start group drawing at 10 teams.

Ghost Dog_TSGK

2010-06-20 01:54:10

Va|iums wrote: Team Undecided Team Name; Poor_Billy, Nutri-Grain Backup; Uncle Rico (the pimp himself) AND ghost_dog

Si

Ghost Dog_TSGK

2010-06-20 01:54:49

I'm glad to see modern still playing.

Da1

2010-06-20 01:56:28

Team Name: NyNE oNE oNE ¦

Players: Da11aS and Silencer

Va|iums

2010-06-20 02:06:21

Da1 wrote:Team Name: NyNE oNE oNE ¦

Players: Da11aS and Silencer

That's 8 teams. The two others sound like they are going to sign up within a day or so. I will wait for 10 teams total to signup then and begin drawing. WB Silencer btw

Mr. Nervous

2010-06-20 04:57:28

Team TPA - Kigha, Nervous BACKUP: LatinKiller

markymark

2010-06-20 04:58:41

Mr. Nervous wrote:Team TPA - Kigha, Nervous BACKUP: LatinKiller

no Carnage? ^_^

Mr. Nervous

2010-06-20 05:00:47

he doesn't wanna play in the league apparently.

the_big_cheese

2010-06-20 06:32:03

Team name: |911|

The_Big_Cheese \ vap0rizer_

Da1

2010-06-20 06:36:35

Team Name: |411|

Herbalizer\rmk

Va|iums

2010-06-20 06:57:28

One more slot open...will give it to end of Sunday then close the registration.

Either one more clan or 3 more clans (to make even 14 teams) by the end of Sunday.

Constipator

2010-06-20 09:57:09

Team [~$W~]

Const!pator, Luke, and Fearsome

Va|iums

2010-06-21 01:50:53

Ok well that's 12 teams. Calling all last teams? 2 more to make an even 14 will be allowed....

Either way registration will close at the end of today, and I will do drawings tomorrow night. After that round of 1 drawings pairing teams together for their first matches will be drawn as well. Start date will be Thursday to play your matches.

Edge

2010-06-21 02:05:56

Team «A.i.D.s»; Edge, and Cook from LttL

Va|iums

2010-06-21 03:45:13

Edge wrote:Team «A.i.D.s»; Edge, and Cook from LttL

After careful consideration and after events of today I have chosen to bar ted from playing, and thus team youesa/you-k? Ted is in fact a UK player named Raz, and during my tenure as CU admin I had asked voz to have Raz admit he was the one who produced the screenshot for voz during the screenshot controversy. Raz himself actually admitted it to me a in brief, vague statement. I thus must assume as both Voz and raz admitted it was raz's screenshot, he therefore is a hacker.

Team AiDs will replace voz's team and this is not an official bar of his team from the actual eFPS league when it starts, this is my decision alone as the administrator of this current league. Voz is not barred from this competition as he can be a backup for another team or create another team if he choses.

This thread will be closed to registration at the end of tonight.

Dark Soul

2010-06-21 04:33:29

am i on time?

Team LsD.

Dark Soul (Ds), VitaminG, Aforizm, Deathwish(waiting confirmation), Panic (idk if hes allowed to play)

Va|iums

2010-06-21 05:37:31

Dark Soul wrote:am i on time?

Team LsD.

Dark Soul (Ds), VitaminG, Aforizm, Deathwish(waiting confirmation), Panic (idk if hes allowed to play)

I think you are on time, keptin and div I believe are signing up so it makes an even 14.

Panic

2010-06-21 05:49:37

Upon investigation of the steamid I discovered UGL| Parad1se is |Xs| mR. Ownege.

So either you tried pulling one over on us or you didn't know yourself, so UGL| Parad1se will not be allowed to participate sorry.

http://hl2dm-consortium.tsgk.com/index. ... yer=227203

I cite as evidence ^

Uncle Rico

2010-06-21 07:09:36

Panic wrote:Upon investigation of the steamid I discovered UGL| Parad1se is |Xs| mR. Ownege.

So either you tried pulling one over on us or you didn't know yourself, so UGL| Parad1se will not be allowed to participate sorry.

http://hl2dm-consortium.tsgk.com/index. ... yer=227203

I cite as evidence ^

Link

bLur

2010-06-21 08:02:20

I'll just leave this right here .

voz

2010-06-21 08:05:51

i knew it , i told everyone it was zeik

btw thats alot of games

phantom

2010-06-21 08:20:21

inc new cheater btw

Va|iums

2010-06-21 08:24:02

If anyone thinks this is a good and fun soap opera, just wait until tomorrow, the epicness will increase 1,000,000x. HL2DM is my new favorite TV show, after tomorrow its going to be a new hollywood movie starring everyones favorite cheaters.

<kyle>

2010-06-21 08:25:25

wow who would have thought zeik had any money leftover,esp 20$ from him being so fucking dirt poor and shit.

bLur

2010-06-21 08:26:55

Va|iums wrote:If anyone thinks this is a good and fun soap opera, just wait until tomorrow, the epicness will increase 1,000,000x. HL2DM is my new favorite TV show, after tomorrow its going to be a new hollywood movie starring everyones favorite cheaters.

shit... I'd watch it

Va|iums

2010-06-21 08:27:17

<kyle> wrote:wow who would have thought zeik had any money leftover,esp 20$ from him being so fucking dirt poor and shit.

LOL

<kyle>

2010-06-21 08:28:22

Va|iums wrote:
<kyle> wrote:wow who would have thought zeik had any money leftover,esp 20$ from him being so fucking dirt poor and shit.
LOL

ol spending all his mom's cigg and lottery ticket money on hacks and shit lookin ass...

phantom

2010-06-21 08:30:42

f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5

<kyle>

2010-06-21 08:32:33

phantom wrote:f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5

ol wearin buster brown shoes lookin ass...

phantom

2010-06-21 08:34:29

<kyle> wrote:
phantom wrote:f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5
ol wearin buster brown shoes lookin ass...

way to delete me from friends, nerd.

Blasphemy

2010-06-21 08:35:53

that's allot of lil wayne me thinks

bLur

2010-06-21 08:38:38

wow ahah didnt even notice, i just reformated so i was just re downloading shit i frgt to back up

<kyle>

2010-06-21 08:42:21

phantom wrote:
<kyle> wrote:
phantom wrote:f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5
ol wearin buster brown shoes lookin ass...
way to delete me from friends, nerd.

srry old m8. got smashed one night and deleted alot of people and got mad or something lewllelw.

Blasphemy

2010-06-21 08:43:27

phantom wrote:
<kyle> wrote:
phantom wrote:f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5
ol wearin buster brown shoes lookin ass...
way to delete me from friends, nerd.

hes racist.

<kyle>

2010-06-21 08:47:37

ol wearin buster brown shoes lookin ass...[/quote]

way to delete me from friends, nerd.[/quote]hes racist.

[/quote]

NO IM A PENGUIN

Blasphemy

2010-06-21 08:57:44

<kyle> wrote:NO IM A HITLER PENGUIN

nice try

Divinity

2010-06-21 09:17:59

Excess (ịҲṩị |Xs|)

me, Keptin, v0z

Va|iums

2010-06-21 09:26:16

Divinity wrote:Excess (ịҲṩị |Xs|)

me, Keptin, v0z

Ok, drawings begin tomorrow night. Actual matches start on Thursday.

MondaySunshine

2010-06-21 11:27:13

Anyone who likes lil wayne this much is a flaming tard.

I'm going to auto-tune the sound of me slapping your mother and you're going to like it.

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markymark

2010-06-21 11:58:30

well I didn't know it was either of them, so yeah, both pulled from roster. Sevenblade will be my other guy.
the way things are going, I may just throw my clan idea out the window, and just apply for another clan.

markymark

2010-06-21 12:03:47

Also Vitamin G in Team LsD? I thought he wasn't interested in HL2DM anymore.....
and Panic is in EMO.

phantom

2010-06-21 16:04:10

markymark wrote:and Panic is in EMO.

negative

{EE}chEmicalbuRn

2010-06-21 16:07:03

<kyle> wrote:wow who would have thought zeik had any money leftover,esp 20$ from him being so fucking dirt poor and shit.

good point

Uncle Rico

2010-06-21 18:06:44

{EE}chEmicalbuRn wrote:
<kyle> wrote:wow who would have thought zeik had any money leftover,esp 20$ from him being so fucking dirt poor and shit.

good point

Link

Uncle Rico

2010-06-21 18:07:38

MondaySunshine wrote:Anyone who likes lil wayne this much is a flaming tard.

I'm going to auto-tune the sound of me slapping your mother and you're going to like it.

I'm glad someone else saw that. I threw up a little in my mouth when I did.

Dark Soul

2010-06-21 19:01:32

well yeah panic told me he was playing with EmO this tournament and VitaminG is super busy with work so idk if he's gonna play for real....

i think LsD. is not participating in this tournament but we will in eFPS.

PS: i'm free to any team to play in D:

Va|iums

2010-06-21 19:28:59

minus UGL
minus LsD

Means we have an even 12 teams. What I will do then since I suspect ewR really wont be playing its matches is have those two clans on immediate standby to replace any team that shows any sign of tardiness. I would say chances of you guys being able to play is pretty high considering at least two of the teams playing.

Also about Panic yeah, he begged to be backup because he had no other clan, but I guess he really did, sighface. I have a summer exam throughout the afternoon so when I get back I will be doing the drawings.

markymark

2010-06-21 20:07:56

Va|iums wrote:minus UGL
minus LsD

Means we have an even 12 teams. What I will do then since I suspect ewR really wont be playing its matches is have those two clans on immediate standby to replace any team that shows any sign of tardiness. I would say chances of you guys being able to play is pretty high considering at least two of the teams playing.

Also about Panic yeah, he begged to be backup because he had no other clan, but I guess he really did, sighface. I have a summer exam throughout the afternoon so when I get back I will be doing the drawings.

I said Sevenblade is my backup. Me and Sevenblade. He ain't no haxor.

<kyle>

2010-06-21 20:23:37

Blasphemy wrote:
<kyle> wrote:NO IM A HITLER PENGUIN
nice try

lewl. its too damn hot for a penguin to be walkin around anyway....

{EE}chEmicalbuRn

2010-06-21 21:22:16

Uncle Rico wrote:
MondaySunshine wrote:Anyone who likes lil wayne this much is a flaming tard.

I'm going to auto-tune the sound of me slapping your mother and you're going to like it.
I'm glad someone else saw that. I threw up a little in my mouth when I did.

i deffinetly noticed it, just didnt know who lil wayne was. had a suspicion it was some shiffty gangstah nigga shit tho.

fuck, now i have the price is right song stuck in my head, thanks rico

Uncle Rico

2010-06-21 21:49:46

{EE}chEmicalbuRn wrote:fuck, now i have the price is right song stuck in my head, thanks rico

Sorry man. I hear theme songs to posts sometimes and want people to experience the thread the way I do.

Pernicious

2010-06-21 22:01:08

Cocain is a hell of a drug.

Panic

2010-06-21 22:08:21

Va|iums wrote: because he had no other clan, but I guess he really did, sighface.

I had no knowledge D.S was gonna post that.

bLur

2010-06-22 00:19:59

Anyone who likes lil wayne this much is a flaming tard.

I'm going to auto-tune the sound of me slapping your mother and you're going to like it.

feck u holymoly

i didnt even notice that shit when i took the ss, i reformated so I'm re-downloading shit that i lost FECK YOU!!!

Blasphemy

2010-06-22 00:58:08

Pretty sure the emo roster goes like this

starters: me, vals, bahlk, phan

play when they want/can: pb/grain

super back up: scar

last resort: ninjins

Paradox

2010-06-22 01:15:37

Uncle Rico wrote:
{EE}chEmicalbuRn wrote:fuck, now i have the price is right song stuck in my head, thanks rico
Sorry man. I hear theme songs to posts sometimes and want people to experience the thread the way I do.

You have an out of body experience reading the DMU forums?

Va|iums

2010-06-22 02:48:36

Blasphemy wrote:Pretty sure the emo roster goes like this

starters: me, vals, scar, phan

play only as rebels: pb/grain

super back up: bark AKA bahlk

Who's ninjins?

Just had to fix a few things kthx

BTW almost done with this stupid class...will be back soon 2 draw team em0 into the easiest group possible on purpose.

phantom

2010-06-22 03:01:57

dont forget the soap opera it starts soon

Viperbird

2010-06-22 03:58:56

If you need a backup,

Team [=
myself and Bad Influence

Mr. Nervous

2010-06-22 05:17:21

phantom wrote:dont forget the soap opera it starts soon

fuck, i've been waiting all day, just post it

markymark

2010-06-22 05:25:20

Mr. Nervous wrote:
phantom wrote:dont forget the soap opera it starts soon
fuck, i've been waiting all day, just post it

no need for more drama. And no former hackers on my team anymore.
got another ex Xgen member Zilla Joining me, he used to like playing Cal maps.

Ghost Dog_TSGK

2010-06-22 06:51:26

<kyle> wrote:ol wearin buster brown shoes lookin ass...

ooh ooh do mine next.

MondaySunshine

2010-06-22 07:56:25

There will be no more drama. Team sign-ups are over. The tourney begins this week. eFPS plugins are ready.

lead

2010-06-22 10:10:29

Uncle Rico wrote:
{EE}chEmicalbuRn wrote:fuck, now i have the price is right song stuck in my head, thanks rico
Sorry man. I hear theme songs to posts sometimes and want people to experience the thread the way I do.

wow now that would be an interesting thread eh? reply only by theme song

DEFme

2010-06-22 20:14:30

MondaySunshine wrote:There will be no more drama. Team sign-ups are over. The tourney begins this week. eFPS plugins are ready.

Yeah, seriously. Get this going already. I wanna see this peanut butter and colby jack cheese sammich
Holy is going on about.

Panic

2010-06-23 09:46:25

DEFme wrote: wanna see this peanut butter and colby jack cheese sammich
Holy is going on about.

ew

CellarDweller

2010-06-23 17:19:50

may as well make it a bacon with lard sammich.

Nutri-Grain

2010-06-23 22:06:08

.

Va|iums

2010-06-23 23:30:58

Nutri-Grain wrote:
Blasphemy wrote:Pretty sure the emo roster goes like this

starters: me, vals, bahlk, phan

play when they want/can: pb/grain

super back up: scar

last resort: ninjins
Aren't Billy and I our own team? DUMB POOP!

That's how the CU team looked, thought you guys werent gonna even playing in the actual eFPS league.

BTW we'll see if you even play your matches at all this tourney buggah m8

Paradox

2010-06-24 05:22:47

CellarDweller wrote:may as well make it a bacon with lard sammich.

Definately DID NOT come from MY kitchen....

ninjins

2010-06-25 13:13:23

Blasphemy wrote:Pretty sure the emo roster goes like this

starters: me, vals, bahlk, phan

play when they want/can: pb/grain

super back up: scar

last resort: ninjins

I feel honored! No worries. I have no intentions on playing this game until I buy a new motherboard and CPU cause otherwise playing this game is a waste of time at the moment.

Not so much stealing wireless from neighbors is my problem as the every half second FPS drop from 120 to 20 to 120 to 20 etc.

And yeah, buy new parts for my computer = lowest priority on my list.

And who's ninjins you ask? The guy that's going to take a knife to your..

coat.

Pernicious

2010-06-25 13:42:26

Sammich made by Kigha, watch out for stray pubic hairs and saliva.

Blasphemy

2010-06-25 15:54:07

TiGGy wrote:
Blasphemy wrote:Pretty sure the emo roster goes like this

starters: me, vals, bahlk, phan

play when they want/can: pb/grain

super back up: scar

last resort: ninjins
I feel honored! No worries. I have no intentions on playing this game until I buy a new motherboard and CPU cause otherwise playing this game is a waste of time at the moment.

Not so much stealing wireless from neighbors is my problem as the every half second FPS drop from 120 to 20 to 120 to 20 etc.

And yeah, buy new parts for my computer = lowest priority on my list.

And who's ninjins you ask? The guy that's going to take a knife to your..

Va|iums

2010-06-25 19:15:30

good ole ninjins still threatinin my life as usual'

ninjins

2010-06-25 20:04:29

Va|iums wrote:good ole ninjins still threatinin my coat as usual'

fixed. <3

And it was only once so don't get your panties in a bunch or I'll cut those up too.